A police force trains a pibble as a K9 annnnnd like clockwork the pibble lovers, police lovers, and their detractors come out in force.

62  2018-05-21 by rationalhuckleberry

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Lol annnndd now come the million “you’re ignorant!” retorts and people taking pictures of their sleeping pits as an argument

Like clockwork.

Lmao /u/Polaris2246 I can also show you cute pics of a python.

Do great whites sleep? Cuz I have a camera.

I think they turn off half their brains at a time

TIL: Sharks are mayos

Hey, Sharks are actually cool

Yea but at least one species is a total mayo and has to go down with all mayos. Sorry that its the badass species.

Yes

Where are your let pajeets?

/u/shark_lifes_dad

/u/shark_lifes_grandad

Last sighting of pajeet was a month ago.

Aww they don't love you anymore.

I'll be putting them up for adoption.

Great whites can not stop moving water over their gills or they die.

I HAD ONE SWEETEST DOG EVER.

muh nanny dog

Shows a picture of a pitbull not currently mauling anyone

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY

How long till this pibble ignores a command and rips some black dude's face off?

Depending on the Redditor: never or in the next five minutes.

Wait, is that not what this dog is for?

>implying that wouldn't be a difec

Ignores?

Then it's the cop's fault obviously

Isn't that the point?

How long till this pibble ignores a command and rips some black dude's face off?

tbh a lot of police dogs do that. In my town a highschooler gets mauled pretty much every other year

however long it is until he wants a promotion.

"just following orders"

Disposability is the closest thing normies get to gauging love.

Provide actual scientific documentation and records that back up Pitbulls being a dangerous breed genetically

Wow. It is the owner, not the breed!

Show a picture of your pitbull 20 feet away from your baby, with barbed wire between them and armed snipers watching it

Look how cute they are pitties are so good with children!

Fucking end my life, glad the UK understands this shit. You never really see people saying that Tosas, Dogo Argentinos and Fila Brasileiros are not dangerous but when it comes to Pit Bull Terriers these guys come out of the clock work.

We need Pitbullcide tbh.

20.0 feet = 6.1 metres.


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The UK let Pakistanis in, who are 5000% more dangerous than any pitbull. They just don't want the Muslim rapists to get bitten by their victim's dog

t. afraid of the Kara Boga

See, this is how pibs should be used.

What's with all these stories of pit bulls being scared of smaller animals? Do they think that proves they aren't aggressive? That's a bad thing, you're playing with fire if you let your breed of peace get stressed like that.

My dog has extreme anxiety, he is perfectly safe!

Who ever heard of frighten animals lashing out at something?

I actually welcome the pitbulls

pitbulls are known to attack their owners pretty routinely

Seems like it should be a self solving problem but the fucking things just keep breeding.

And by 'things' I mean the mayos.

It’s because mayos like /u/memesoftheresistance insist on breeding with potato bread women.

DERP MAYOS BREED WITH POTATOES IM COOL GUYS DERP

You are the second most easily triggered mayo.

Good lolcow.

DERP IF YOU MOCK ME THAT MEANS YOURE TRIGGERED LOLCOW MAYO THAT MEANS I WIN LOLCOW DERP

Got any more sperging right now? I need a good laugh to start the day.

HEH IF I SAY SPERG THATLL GIVE MY LIFE MEANING HEH

Just ping him in a different thread and I’m sure he’ll join you.

You’re dad hates you? I’m sorry mate, is it because a black man raped you? You’re jawline is kinda feminine.

Got those stats yet? Or wallowing in self denial?

heh fantasizing about black rapes makes me win heh

Uh you’re the one fantasizing about black folks raping you. 100 of them, remember bby?

Let’s not lose focus.

heh if parrot back your jokes that means I win k bby did blacks rape your jawline m8 heh

white fragility

Man you got super serious when your girlish looks got brought up. Don’t worry I’m sure those blacks you’re so scared of will be gentle. 😘

heh if I fantasize more about blacks and use emojis it means and project my insecurities it means I win mate lol heh

I fantasize more about blacks

Yes you do.

White fragility is a disease worse than liberalism.

heh if I say you have white fragility that means you do heh

No denial about black fantasies. Hmm. So we’ve got one thing right.

What happened to that caps lock? Did you break it?

heh if I don’t understand the joke it’ll be like it’s a joke on someone else MATE lol

Poor baby. Lemme guess, pizza gate is real.

heh you’re wrong cuz of this other pedo thing I like to thing about k poor baby heh

Can you explain your punchline?

I get peak reddit, but why eunuch?

Do you imagine castrating u/rationalhuckleberry ?

Because someone who acts like that weird fag has to have had their balls removed

Less hard to understand, more buttfuck retarded.

I mean fuck man, when you take the bait, at the least don't show anal devastation.

heh someone calling me a eunuch makes me think of buttfucking and anal devastation but I’m s finitely not a faggot k heh

You do realize who you're replying to right?

Yeah some weird internet fag

Yes but, not the same internet fag you've been replying to.

Bye Felicia

Only works if I flounce m8, not you.

This is why the pitbull is the superior meme. It triggers normies to hell and back while being relatively inoffensive.

Hey, at least a profession in which their predisposition to killing anything that moves can be useful.

"In the pitbull's defense, your honor, the man reached into his jacket and looked like he was about to produce a harmless four year old child."

This needs to be memed.

Perfect use for a pitbull tbh.

Paging u/ByeByeFlutterpie time to defend your shitbulls

land hippos

Hippos are know to be super peaceful right? Also apparently aquatic

Hippos actually spend a lot of time in the water. Their name means "river horse."

pitbulls have been in the police force since the early 2000s one named Popsicle who was found by the police in a freezer nearly frozen death became a drug sniffing dog and was involved in the biggest drug bust in us history sniffing out a ton and a half of cocaine that was worth less then 140,000,000$ and some smaller busts after words

I think most of us enjoying mocking the pibble owners. I’m a dog person and wouldn’t hurt one. Just won’t own one or go near them since they zero to murder so quickly.

thats uh all poorly raised dogs my man. you gotta realize that the majority of breeders havnt been breeding pitbulls for aggression for many years now since bullbaiting and dog fighting isn't legal anymore

but many pitbull owners are indeed thugs or people who dont know what their doing so i suppose its still wise of you to not take any chances

Yeh...I gotta say all my bad dog experiences have been with pibbles. Sometimes with nice enough owners, sometimes with thuggles.

I'll stick with my GSD and Corgis. At least I know when they're about to murder something.

Yeah a faggot