California has more active duty service members than Texas. California more patriotic than Texas confirmed. TerminalLance rustles some longhorn jimmies.

32  2018-05-23 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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1  SnapshillBot 2018-05-23

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1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-23

Link here too: https://twitter.com/TerminalLance/status/998990426878099456

1  HungerArtistatlunch 2018-05-23

Terminal Lance is a bona fide idiot, but this is good drama.

1  muck4doo 2018-05-23

Well duh, they got rid of "don't ask don't tell".

1  Whaddaulookinat 2018-05-23

Only if they could institute "Don't run, don't weigh" we might be able to meet enlistment quotas.

1  SWIMsfriend 2018-05-23

california also has more republicans than Texas. that doesn't mean much. per capita wise.

a better fact is that more people in the top 20% of income join the military than people in the bottom 20% of income. so all those trust fund rockers were wrong.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-23

a better fact is that more people in the top 20% of income join the military than people in the bottom 20% of income.

Well this is because poor people are too lazy and selfish to serve their country.

1  SWIMsfriend 2018-05-23

Yep.

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

Anyone that joins this countries military is literally retarded.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-23

*country's

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

Good job.

1  Assy-McGee 2018-05-23

soap-boxing in /r/drama

kill yourself delete your account

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

Get out of here, relic.

1  Assy-McGee 2018-05-23

Get out of here, relic

I double-TRUMP dare you to say that to /u/snallygaster

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

Get back to me when you're relevant.

1  Assy-McGee 2018-05-23

I voted for Trump. I’m always relevant

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

No, you're just an idiot rube.

1  Assy-McGee 2018-05-23

How can I be an idiot when I picked the winner? 🤔🤔🤔

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

If you voted for an infowars caliber retard, you're always the idiot, no matter what.

1  watermark02 2018-05-23

Because most people are ignorant rubes?

1  Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-05-23

Better a rube than a you

1  Tyestor 2018-05-23

ricegum?

1  moondoggy101 2018-05-23

no one on reddit is relevant. Being one of the court jesters of r/drama doesn't give you status

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

How did your mentally ill ass get off my block list?

1  moondoggy101 2018-05-23

I donno after you said you were down with r/drama for good maybe cooler heads prevailed and you were like you know what that user is right about everything and I need to see their awesome comments.

Is that it?

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

You are the only person I've ever encountered on this sub I actually think has severe mental problems, so no.

1  moondoggy101 2018-05-23

Severe enough you threatened to quit r/drama like that is a thing people could actually care about.

1  TheLordHighExecu 2018-05-23

implying the rich kids of the military are anywhere near danger

1  Red_of_Head 2018-05-23

Implying most of the military are anywhere near danger

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

white

hmmm

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

Yes.

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

guess it depends on your definition of white

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

How are they not white?

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

Come on now. I don't have to use the brackets, do I?

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

White nationalists have been blaming the jew for their own failures for many a year.

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

I don't doubt that, I'm just saying it's only white guys who benefit from US wars.

1  pitterpatterwater 2018-05-23

Jews don't count as mayos; they're way better.

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

Woke take

1  You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-05-23

Free college, that’s why I did it.

1  SWIMsfriend 2018-05-23

Muller, Kerry, Duckworth. basically the sort of retards that believe in liberal ideas

1  pizzashill 2018-05-23

How's it feel to know conservatives have lost every cultural battle for the last 40 years and will keep losing?

1  CirqueDuFuder 2018-05-23

They get away from fat white first world feminists and get to interact with roasties that are normal sized and know their place due to super religions.

How does this not appeal to you?

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-23

Who unironically wants to go die in the desert

There are more dead in school shooting than there were in the army this year. Going to the army is good if you want to live longer.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-23

Well, I mean, I was a poorfag and they gave me a full ride through ROTC...

1  ineedmorealts 2018-05-23

Anyone that joins this country's military is literally retarded.

But god forbid you tell them this. Then they REEEE and REEEE and you get spammed by retarded Americans

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-23

Military fags are the worst 🤢🤮

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-23

I think they're okay. They serve their country just like regular service members.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-23

Lol. I don't mean homosexuals. You know what im taking about

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-23

yeah you did

1  cuteman 2018-05-23

1) California has a larger population

2) California has more and larger military bases

1  jaja10 2018-05-23

Doesn't california have 10 million more people living in it than texas

1  watermark02 2018-05-23

I've gotta agree with lance, this is absolute proof that Cali is more patriotic.

1  itrytocomment 2018-05-23

And all of them die for israel lmao

1  GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-23

lol there are really people getting into super serious arguments about muh per capita in the comments of a Terminal Lance joke

Gas all butthurt Texans