Dramanaut evicted from Parent's House

47  2018-05-23 by SAC-Lawn_Gnome

15 comments

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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https://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/05/judge_praises_adult_sons_legal_research_boots_him_from_parents_house_anyway.html

This article was better. What a blast.

Also weirdly enough went to high school with this guy.

Small world.

He looks almost exactly as expected. No wonder he went to court, this good boy is clearly malnourished. https://i.imgur.com/THWEjpH.jpg

He's using the ol' Chris Christie trick of padding out your shoulders to look wider so that your gut hanging out isn't quite so obvious.

Rotondo noted that microphones placed by the media were on the lawyer's podium. He tried to take the podium up with him.

When asked if he lived in the basement, Rotondo replied in a bedroom.

After speaking to media, Rotondo left the courthouse to go back to his parents' house.

You can tell this dude spends most of his time online complaining about Stacies

Also weirdly enough went to high school with this guy.

Explains how he ended up living with his parents at 30, while you ended up here.

You're here too friendo

I know, im a failure myself.

That's the spirit.

Mayocaust is coming soon though.

Im not white tho :(

Oh. I'm sorry then.

An old forum I used to go on had a mod named Rotondo. Last I saw him he was making a game. hmmmm......

Wake-up call for all of us!

Why does the BBC consider this news?

it's funny and gets clicks

Obviously, the parents just need to start having really loud, ball-slapping sex every night.

Unless they already do...

The Daily Mail has tons more detail, it looks much worse. Like this guy seems likely to commit murder suicide on his parents, his baby mama, and his son.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5759301/Deadbeat-millennial-tells-parents-sought-evict-home.html

he used to work at a Best Buy, and that he is suing the company for discrimination, saying he was fired when he said he couldn't work Saturdays since that is when he had visitation with his child. He is seeking nearly $340,000 in damages, pay and attorney's fees from the big box store.

I guarentee that this guy is on reddit, he probably posts to /r/raisedbynarcissists constantly.