Donald Trump is leading the way to a new and better America. \#MAGA

0  2018-05-25 by Etra

This is the rebuilding of American society at 1%. 60 year old veterans dumping their oxycodone down the sink and never swallowing another pill again. Single mothers paying cash for a pistol because they'll put a hollow point in your chest if you touch their children. Stomping out flags on fire and scattering the pack of mongrels and misfits who lit it ablaze. Endless unimaginable amounts of God and glory and guts pouring from the keyboards and phones and mouths of patriots whose eyes are wide open and piercing through the veil. Overturning the cold damp rocks laid with moss and crushing every mother fucking thing that slithers out from their den. The strong stepping out in front of the weak, the bright outlasting the dim, the changing of the guard. The abysmal tide hitting a solid wall of American steel and the creaking wake heard across the land. The tree of liberty being basked in the fury of a thousand suns of providence. The elitist Hollywood cults black bagged and stripped of their pleasures. Mockingbirds necks snapping and the parroting ceases. We'll come for you in the night like you sent the night upon us. We'll tear out your eyes like you tore out the minds of a generation. This is the rebuilding of American society at 1%.

14 comments

1  whataboutThe_Donald 2018-05-25

Is this supposed to be funny?

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I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell.

It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-25

So much wrong with this but I'm at work and don't have time to debunk it. A shame.

1  tcfb 2018-05-25

adderall is clearly not the cure for inbred autism

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-25

Single mothers paying cash

Letting the vile federal reserve literally steal money from that poor gun salesman?

#notwoke #sleepwalker

1  Etra 2018-05-25

I am generally a non-interventionist but now that I think about it, this could be Trump playing 3d chess again. Trump initiating a major war could be a potential genius move.

We could cripple Russia, and obliterate Iran, solving that future problem.

The Mueller witch hunt could not continue in a major war, solving yet another problem.

Bringing back the draft would make men of millennial snowflakes and show them what the world is really like.

The years after World War II were also a great time in American history, everyone was united, and families were booming.

Of course I am not advocating a conflict, just playing devil's advocate here.

Don't underestimate Trump. He knows what he is doing.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-25

I'm going to need a Qanon post to back this up

1  Etra 2018-05-25

Q is a joint psy-op by the CIA and Mossad to trick the retarded and gullible that we all know exists all over the internet. Except a certain brilliant scientist hypothesized using cryptic, never verifiable, and quite vague statements to convince them that they’re special and to obsessively check for new messages from Q, then attempt to interpret the meaning of those messages. By coercing them into dedicating manpower to deciphering Q’s messages, they are much less likely to to something drastic such as bombing or shooting up a public place. The people who are desperately in need of a goal to fill the emptiness inside of them are kept satisfied all while each and every person who considers them an acolyte or Q is meticulously watched for signs of aberrant behavior. Well, more aberrant behavior. If their behavior exceeds a certain threshold, it’s at that time you’ll see a newspaper headline of a man or woman being killed in an accident. But the rest of the sheep continue believing they’re special, while being entire unaware they’re efforts, ther lives, and everything they’ll ever do in the entirely of their life is utterly pointless.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-25

This works

1  LadyVetinari 2018-05-25

Who the fuck let's their kids walk around out and about in the piss and cum stained above-ground world anyway?!??? No surface dwellers are getting near my spawn to begin with, FUCK

1  watermark02 2018-05-25

I award you victimhood and moral superiority.

1  Etra 2018-05-25

Can I get that in writing? I’d like to use you as a reference if I ever apply to a Christian college.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-25

At 1% what though? Efficiency? 👹😊👹🎇🇺🇸🎆