Rachel Dolezal charged with felony in welfare fraud case

153  2018-05-25 by shitpost953

71 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Hmm. So she was right all along.

I was going to best a funny reaction image about your great comment.

But I just can't find one that is appropriate enough for your great comedic sense.

Keep yourself safe.

being assblasted over low-effort remarks.

being too autistic to notice when someone is complimenting you

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Gottem

The people at FICO must be so confused.

She's really sticking to her story

She's transracial. You guys need to accept her just like you accept transwomen and transmen.

bUt WhaT About TraNNies?!

No one here is accepting trans anything

Acting like you don't live exclusively on trans-fats, lol nice try tubby

Excuse me, they are trap-fats now.vAnd they are good for you.

are trap-fats gay tho

Not true, I'd accept an early 80s model Trans-Am if it were in decent condition.

I'd accept an late 60's early 70's model in any condition.

We are all about the bussy, that is true.

So will she get white person jail time or black person jail time? We'll finally have a answer.

Depends on what she'll do for a klondyke bar.

she gos to jail, she'll be doing something for a bulldyke instead

...big 'n thicc no room for ah sti-ick!

Women get less jail time regardless of their race.

Srsposting fggt

WTF is wrong with some people?

Guess her racial assignment surgery worked.

There is no greater victim ever in history than the mayos. They have suffered the most, they are constantly having their rights removed and being run over by the evil minorities who control everything. Mayos are peak victim.

It's their own fault. They could simply convert to Judaism at any time, and change their race that way

Sorta like Dolezal

zing

Dude mayos lmao

If only their metaphorical skin wasn't as weak as their physical one

The jokes write themselves...

Best season of LIFE so far!

On welfare? I guess she really is black.

A bit on the nose, buddy. Don't you think? I would have personally taken this angle:

HAHAHAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE KNOWN FOR BEING WELFARE LEECHES HAHAHA SO MAYBE SHE WASN'T JUST PRETENDING TO BE BLACK... MAYBE SHE IS BLACK CUZ SHE IS DOING BLACK PEOPLE THINGS HARHAR

HAHAHAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE KNOWN FOR BEING WELFARE LEECHES HAHAHA SO MAYBE SHE WASN'T JUST PRETENDING TO BE BLACK... MAYBE SHE IS BLACK CUZ SHE IS DOING BLACK PEOPLE THINGS HARHAR

As subtle as a T-Rex 🦖

dinosaurs are garbage. the dinocide happened for a reason. stop talking about them.

You fucking leave u/Cdace alone or I'm gonna fucking chokeslam you.

you can chokeslam me, do it with a hammer though

N🦖O🦖P🦖E🦖

That's just uncalled for tbh

do we even have mods here?

why is this hate speech still up?

Yeah, I like your angle more. This way we can be certain that no one misses the joke.

Nigs steal, smack dat mf upvote button to the left <---------------

Lesson learned: Consult with an attorney before using your EBT card at the local tanning salon.

Pretend be black and go on welfare. Only mayos

MDE rapefugees downvoting your comment lmao

Put her on orange is the new black.

This comment deserves far more upvotes.

Shaun King should follow her lead.

That guy is a goofy sumbitch, but I read somewhere that him and his wife foster kids, so crazy as he is he ain't all bad.

lol, she even culturally appropriated welfare fraud.

this is frankly, next level. I sorta respect her more now, at least her commitment is real.

Next step is to blame white people for all her problems.

Well at least one specific white woman is her problem herself

Her commitment to being as authentic as possible really is impressive!

We should make this shocking turn of events more palatable for our MDE friends:

HURR 56% GOBLINA MONGRELS WHY WASTE YOUR GENETICS MONGRELS DURR

I find it kinda interesting that she legally changed her name to the blackest-sounding shit in the world, and publications stalwartly refuse to refer to her as anything other than rachel dolezal.

deadnaming is violence

Nkechi Amare Diallo

Fucking christ

MC AI YD OE NOW!!!

Dude mayocide lmao

Don't dysle-shame

MCAIYDOE NOW

If we do a racial draft who gets her?

I don't think either side wants her. Mayo chocolate is disgusting.

She'd be a UDFA

Who'd have thunk a girl like her who be fraudulent? Next thing youre gonna tell me shaun king is a liar.

Lol, she really DID finally become black

Not a popular opinion I guess, but I kind of feel sorry for her. I watched the Netflix documentary expecting it to be a 'laugh at the freak' deal, but came out feeling that she is a damaged person who made some bad decisions.

she is a damaged person who made some a life full of bad decisions.

FTFY

I got the impression, which the documentary definitely pushes too, that she is doing it as some kind of misguided rebellion against her abusive, awful parents. She's just lacking complete self awareness and has a completely skewed vision of what black and white are. Like when she says she's not white because she didn't grow up with a silver spoon in her mouth or something.

I think to her black means you are a legitimate victim. And she is a victim, therefore she must be black. Really racist on a whole other v weird level

I don't get it...she managed to turn the fact that she is crazy into a lucrative book...and then still asks for welfare? for what, the small amount of money that would add on top?

Makes no sense...kind of like being white and wanting to be black makes no sense at all so I guess it's to be expected.

really committed to the part.

If you are outraged rather than entertained, you HAVE TO GO BACK.

So is she goig to get prison or use the pussy pass

"OK, I was born to white parents, but maybe I had an authentic black identity."

Hey, so did the wiggers at my middle school.

Commiting welfare fraud doesn't make you black. Try again

Steal a bike as well maybe?

In 2017, Dolezal told The Associated Press that she still identifies as black, despite being "Caucasian biologically."

"People didn't seem able to consider that maybe both were true," she said at the time. "OK, I was born to white parents, but maybe I had an authentic black identity."

I refuse to believe this is real.