Trump secretly announces that Rocket Man is his waifu

61  2018-05-25 by melokobeai

60 comments

I still have a hard time believing that isn't a troll shitposting sub

They are sadly, very real

Seriously, just how many coincidences can there be? (None).

Their entire mindset summed up in one short sweet sentence.

Maybe you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus then? I mean, literally hours after this letter North Korea issued a statement begging to continue negotiations.

A few things here. One, 'begging' is an interesting definition when most people are looking at it more like

North Korea’s response moved to place the blame on the US. It has consistently worked to portray itself as the driver of progress in a relationship that has remained hostile for over six decades. Kim Jong-un has been crafting an image of a responsible statesman against an erratic Trump.

Second, canceling a summit that was already on then saying it might be back on is also an interesting definition of 'works so well'.

And third, I'm really not sure how you're relating this back to Qanon and the larping that's taken in the idiots to credulous for even/r/conspiracy.

So you're saying when North Korean Vice Foreign Minister Kim Kye-gwan said:

We express our willingness to sit down face-to-face with the U.S. and resolve issues anytime and in any format

He didn't actually mean that we express our willingness to sit down face-to-face with the U.S. and resolve issues anytime and in any format and instead meant Trump is erratic?

Interesting point of view. Retarded and has no basis in reality, but still interesting.

Are you really that dum? North Korea were already willing to do that, their position never changed. There was a summit that was set and North Korea was going to attend. It was Trump who cancelled and is now saying 'wait, maybe we will go after all.' What exactly do you think has been won here? It's Trump that looks like he's indecisive and making concessions, not Kim Jong Un.

And you haven't answered the bit about this /r/greatawakening stuff. Why do you think they're right, or what exactly do you think they're right about?

Sorry, it's hard for me to keep up with the moving goal posts. Yesterday it was Trump had destroyed all hopes of peace.

Can you help me with the rhetoric today? Is it Trump actually lost because NK begged the US to continue negotiations?

What goalposts are these you're talking about exactly? Because the comment you replied to and started banging on about Trump was me making fun of the idiots over at /r/greatawakening, it wasn't talking about Trump or North Korea at all. What argument is it that you think you're having here?

Or are you one of the idiots from that subreddit and you've got upset because we're mocking you? If it's that you'd better get used to it mate, even /r/conspiracy thinks you're a shower of retards.

I'm asking what the rhetoric is today. You seem to have pretty strong feelings about it so why is it so hard to answer?

Did Trump destroy peace talks with NK by sending out this letter?

Right. You're asking what the rhetoric is today, but you're doing so in response to me saying

Their entire mindset summed up in one short sweet sentence.

So we've got two possibilities here. One, you're so addled you can't work out who's talking about what, or two, you're a Qultist. It's the second one isn't it? That's why you won't answer any of my /r/greatawakening questions, you're from there. Lol, you fucking moron. You spend your time sat on a fucking chanboard waiting for cryptic messages from someone you think is a government insider leaking messages to you and your fellow autists about the coming revolution, you absolute fuckwit.

What's a qultist?

That might have been more plausible if I hadn't explained it multiple times already. Jesus wept you're stupid.

I don't give a shit about /r/greatawakening. I asked if you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus.

So, you don't give a shit about it, but you've turned up on a thread about it, got angry about people mocking it, and then pretended very poorly not to know what it is.

I asked if you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus.

Yeah, and once again you asked me that in response to me mocking the people at /r/greatawakening. Why did you do that exactly?

To ask if you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus. Did I not make that clear? I mean, I've only repeated it word for word like 5 times now.

Ok, let's make this absolutely clear for you so you can't avoid the question again. Here's how our fun exchange started.

Their entire mindset summed up in one short sweet sentence.

Maybe you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus then? I mean, literally hours after this letter North Korea issued a statement begging to continue negotiations.

You'll notice that my comment doesn't mention Trump or North Korea at all. It doesn't even allude to them. It's talking about /r/greatawakening. So what I'm asking you is how did you jump from me mocking /r/greatawakening to Trump? Do you have an answer?

I asked a question, you wrote an entire essay about how this is actually bad for drumpf!! You misjudged and thought I was a member of /r/greatawakening. Can't help that you're too retarded to read.

I'm asking you why you asked that question. You keep avoiding answering me. Hmmm.

Also, I've got to laugh at your definition of three sentences as an essay. The education system has failed you son.

Jesus fucking christ you're retarded. You seemed like you were such a smart guy, I was hoping you could shed some light on how everything works so well with Trump as potus then.

That's why I asked the question

Maybe you can explain how everything works so well with Trump as potus then?

Could you maybe explain to me how everything works so well with trump as potus?

He spelled Un's name two different ways, didn't you read the fucking linked post?

HOW DOES EVERYTHING WORK SO WELL WITH TRUMP AS POTUS THEN

How does everything work so well with you being retarded then?

You are getting destroyed for the entertainment of all /r/drama folks. Please continue.

Someone who actually believes Qanon is a White House insider using 8chan to distribute information in code, and not just a LARP

The goalpost has always been providing a meaningful and constant stability in international politics.

What do you do for a career?

Inhales paint, I imagine

Man, I love asking that question after someone says some really really dumb shit because I never get an actual answer.

lol got em

Unemployed, got it.

k

Mommy won't give you any good boy points for this, you

that doesn't make any sense

What's it like having crippling autism?

Honest question, how old are you?

Isn't "There are no coincidences" one of their actual mantras?

It's a weird world we live in where the demented ramblings of a dull narcissist are taking as secret coded messaging of a new age revolution that will bring enlightenment to the world. Dude is going to have a religion in 20 years isn't he?

Never underestimate how far people will go when they want to believe something. There are Romanian nationalists who believe Romania was the cradle of civilization instead of Africa. You can't reason with some people.

it's fun telling romanian nationalists they are a gypsy country. They freak out so badly hah

Romani is right in the name!

If nationalism is the short bus of political ideology nationalists of objectively shit countries like Romania must be the downies who have to sit in the very back.

I don't know what's worse, thinking trump is literally some sort of demigod or thinking that Romania has some sort of relevance towards human development

20 years? These nitjobs think Trump was chosen by God

They already imply Trump is the second coming of Jesus. Fucking boomers.

I can't be too hard on them, sufferers from lead brain often can't help themselves.

Lmao

We're on step 662 of 10582. We can't know what Trump knows of the geopolitics of the 8D chess game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMcpRmoxIPk

Trust the plan. In the game of chess, sometimes all the pieces have to move in reverse to achieve the final objective. The competitive advantage is every piece ratchets pressure or conversely every piece creates a purposeful void of pressure.

Sun Tzu said the best way to win a war is to win without spilling a drop of blood, without damaging any equipment, and exhausting your men.

The Qult.

In the game of chess, sometimes all the pieces have to move in reverse to achieve the final objective.

Literally not possible in the game of chess.

We express our willingness to sit down face-to-face with the U.S. and resolve issues anytime and in any format

  • North Korean Vice Foreign Minister Kim Kye-gwan 5/24/2018

Under budget and ahead of schedule.

Seems like the summit would have been a good place to do that, until Trump cancelled it

Until Trump cancelled it because of them hurting Mike Pence's feelings.

This was after Trump cancelled.

Wow maybe I should read Art of the Deal so I can learn Trump's tactics of getting people to do what they already said they were going to do.

Ha, this is a hilarious parody of r/The_Donald.

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OH GOD THEY'RE FOR REAL.

It's not Trumps fault. It's impossible to play 8D chess with these ratchet ass hoes dancing in the kitchen.

My favorite part of this is he went from “friend” to “slave,” not the other way around, but apparently the important part is he called him both

In Korean, you can read right to left and bottom to top

fucking own'd, libcuck

The fuck?

Wouldn't you. Cuddly af. Chad leader/10,not afraid to stand up to greatest super power in history, second only to your own Korean might