/u/IAintThatGuy is clearly a pedo

143  2018-05-26 by UnexpectedLizard

/u/IAintThatGuy is an open sexual deviant in our midst. I present to you the following evidence:

  • Most of his posts are about sexual deviancy. Many are about pedophilia. (link, link, link, link, link)
  • Fantasizes about sex with an preteen girls (link, link).
  • Posts bizarrely specific history of CP on the internet (link, link, link). When called out on it, posts even more specific information (link).
  • Just straight up admits to being a pedo (link).

What do you have to say for yourselves, /u/IAintThatGuy?

153 comments

I agree snappy.

Leaks flair please.

We need nuclear fire to cleanse these lands

/u/IAintThatGuy is highly unethical in my opinion, but really good at kicking up controversy.

reminds me of my German great grandfather

Its Austrian

that's my great-great-great-grandfather. A great man, writer, and sort of inventor or at least popularizer of S&M.

highly unethical

Not even sure I'd know how to be ethical if I tried.

Step one: stop fucking kids.

It doesn't happen that often.

Try switching to midgets.

At least you only go for adults that look like children. That's...slightly less degenerate?

adults

16 year old adults. :^)

preferably older though. But I won't exclude them by default.

I mean the age of consent is 16 in the UK

He live in scatpornland, so it's legal. The question was never there.

You're not a real adult unless you're 300 lbs and full of curves

300.0 lbs = 136.08 kilograms

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If your curves don't have curves then you're a skinny humanlet.

exactly, though I prefer a postmodern definition of the term adult.

/u/IAintThatGuy, looks like you really are "that guy"

That's what he tells the five year olds before they try to identify him in a police lineup

That and threats to kill their parents, siblings and pets if they tell anyone.

I unironically support OP's claims.

duh

he was probably molested though

Sadly no. My issues stem from low self esteem that is caused by a total lack of molestation in my life. Like why wasn't I never chosen? What was wrong with my cute little child bussy?

Ehh, being molested wasn't all that great, really

Maybe you did it wrong?

Looking back, he was probably a 4th tier neighborhood chomo

An amateur really

Unfortunate I wasn't molested by a national great like some lucky kids

Imagine getting molested by Jared Fogle. Or even better, Michael Jackson.

Embarrassing that you still think Michael Jackson was a kiddy fiddler

1995, Michael Jackson's track "They Don't Care About Us" is released

Controversial lyrics: "Jew me, sue me, everybody do me/ Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me."

1996, child sexual abuse allegations

🤔

you still think Michael Jackson was a kiddy fiddler

That's a compliment coming from me. One of the reasons I admired him.

They could prob tell you were a pedo even then, and everyone knows pedos stick together.

I also suspect he is the one who framed Alex Jones for turning the frogs gay, but I am still investigating.

I will never trust another shitpost again. Looks like this is goodbye drama :(

trusting shitposts

How many levels of retarded are you on?

In here, it's adviced to not go past 3.

u/OniTan do you ever take on pro-bono serial kills?

Can you really be considered a serial killer if you don't do it for free?

/u/IAintThatGuy how long have you been a libertarian for?

I didn't even know I was one TBH.

Where is Madeleine McCann?

Ooft, that ship sailed quite a while ago.

In case if he is big into necromancy.

Wrong country. Plus if she was 4 at the time, she has been too old for me for a while now.

The infamous "Jonathan Ross" defense.

I never go to Portugal because they have an effective age of consent of 16 (they state 14, but still can prosecute you if you're considered to be "taking advantage of a minor's inexperience"). Why bother?

You have a rather oddly good knowledge about third world counties age of consent.

Why are you planning in abusing developing countries law so you can sexually abuse children?

Those "developing countries" are my neighbors. If you live close to the borders, and tend to move around, you'd better know the laws that change between places.

I almost feel pity for you, knowing that you have to live far away from civilized nations.

The legal 14yo pussy makes up for it.

14 was reserved for royal marriages or something knowing the bloody mayo aristocracy.

It's more like they didn't want to change it from 14 (to not criminalize it between kids) but added restrictions for adults fucking teens. That's just not fair. I won't have any of it.

You leave us out of this

Ephebotarian?

Libertarian. I suppose I'm more on the side of Mind your business, let people do as they do, just let me do as I do. Except diddle kids and rape people, pretty much my biggest two nono's.

Half the people on that thread were pedos lol.

>I have a very attractive 11 year old daughter. Shes not allowed to give fuck me eyes to the camera wearing adult styled makeup.

-/u/chicup

That one got to me too. He could have said pretty, but what non pedophile calls an 11 year old attractive?

*crickets*

/u/chicup pls respond

Yalls nutz

Why did you call your 11 year old daughter attractive?

All objects with mass exhibit a gravitational pull.

Maybe she's magnetized

Because she is?

I have an attractive son too.

It's called knowing the obvious.

A child.

Better question, why are they attractive?

Good facial features.

Not fat.

You have a very very small criteria for attractiveness.

No wonder you think everyone wants to fuck you.

You are a weird person.

Whatever you have to tell yourself fuck me eyes man.

I'm not allowed to suggest you kill yourself anymore, but, please, cut your nuts off with a pair of garden shears.

https://i.imgur.com/FLydzYH.jpg

If you don't think thats sexualizing a 12 year old, I dont' know what to tell you.

Yeah, that's definitely sexualizing a young girl. Her parents have something deeply wrong with them.

So, what's "sexualizing" about it?

Are you male feminist or something? Because that's the only thing I can think of that could be as retarded as feminists nowadays, I mean, if you think that this picture is sexy, you have some fucking problems, I don't even know what your reaction would be if it wasn't just top half of her body in the picture, would probably stalk her down and straight up rape just like male feminists.

Goddam, you're so disingenuous. Try to think like a normal person instead of a turbo autismo who relates everything to culture wars for a second. Would you want your twelve year old daughter dressing and acting like she was in her early twenties? The fuck is wrong with you?

Show me on the doll where male feminists touched you.

My butthole. It was a very unwelcome and unpleasant experience.

Explains why you're literal aids now.

Says the "game developer." Gamers are society's cancer.

When male feminist starts stalking you monkaS

Gotta keep the MDEfugees out. You talk like one.

Care to link which sub that is?

Because I still don't know what MDE is.

You pretty much fit the bill for autism. The sub is r/milliondollarextreme. Go crazy.

I thought that everyone on /r/drama is here because of their autism, maybe you should go back to SRD or something where you'll be protected from it?

I don't like the smell of my own farts enough to stay in SRD for long. I keep thinking drama will make a turn to go back to the old days where it literally was all about the drama instead of thinly veiled agenda posts, but it never does. I just don't give a shit about the politics of the drama, I just want people to say crazy shit.

Well then go to /r/milliondollarextreme, I checked it out and it's full of autism, I mean this, you shoul stop projecting and stay here, because only a complete failure at life wouldn't know what "sexualizing" is and would admit to being a pedophile by thinking that the girl looks like "fuck me".

I think anyone who wants their 12 year old girl dressing and taking pictures like they belong on Instagram is fucking weird. Twelve year olds shouldn't know what type of angle they look best in, they should be awkwardly smiling and feeling wierd that they have to take a picture at all.

I know right, no girl ever should want to be cute, they should be socially awkward and retarded so retards like you in 10 years can abuse their mental problems and rape them.

What part of twelve year olds should be twelve year olds and not Instagram hoes do you not understand? Are you advocating for them to start wearing makeup earlier so that pedos like u/IAintThatGuy creep on them even earlier? Why are you promoting pedophilia?

Didn't say anything about Instagram, sorry autist.

Are you advocating for them to start wearing makeup earlier so that pedos like u/IAintThatGuy creep on them even earlier?

You're making me sound very shallow. For the record, I find 12yo girls just as sexy whether they wear makeup or not.

That's just a picture of a girl tho

Oh lmao you could at least put it in quotes. I saw that thread earlier

people aren't even reading the linked threads smfh

She’s not showing her hair! Stone the parents. I do think it says more about the people that say it’s sexualized...

If you look at his flair, you can see lines and squiggles, something tells me that he thinks that revealing face is sexualizing women

: ^)

This guy is clearly a nazi =)

Well, if you were autistic (just like everyone who doesn't like me), you'd have looked through my post history and found about me planning to reopen stuthoff so you aren't wrong really.

List of things to gas:

  • Yourself

Stop telling me to kill myself, I might get hurt

My god, you took the bait? And no, I am not going to read your history. I might get inspired and write a book

says that they are right

"Come on dude I was just baiting, I'm just acting retarded all the time!"

With blowjob lips.

That's just a picture of a girl tho

This is a picture of a 12 year old girl too...

http://www.lifenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/samantha.png

Lets play spot the differences!

Fucking pedos trying to normalize sexualization of minors.

Oh yeah it's sexualizing bc she's wearing makeup and took a pretty picture. Guess she should wear a burka since pedophiles won't be able to resist. She's just asking for it

https://imgur.com/a/p50fzQR

There's more. If your 12 year old is made up with that much makeup and lipstick giving bedroom eyes, you might be a bad parent.

The fact that you think those are "bedroom eyes" just shows what a fucking degenerate you really are. She's showing her face. She has pretty eyes.

no u

The fact that you think those are "bedroom eyes" just shows what a fucking degenerate you really are.

It's projection. Seeing that look (or any look really) in the eyes of a little girl gives him an erection.

Wow it rhymes. gj

Not on purpose but I'll pretend it was.

Can you tell me what in those eyes even remotely says "bedroom"?

Nobody has still fucking answered me, does that have something to do with her not having layers of hijabs covering her face?

Apparently posing with slightly squinted eyes and a bit of eyeliner means she deserves the attention of pedophiles.

There's a glitch in the matrix.

Not enough hijabs.

How many layers of hijabs she needs to have to stop being a "sexualized 12 year old"?

How long have you been a male feminist?

Answer my question or begone, mudslime.

Lol, that's a 12 year old?

Lol...

Plus I bet she's fat.

Fuck off froggy. Go be a pedophile somewhere else.

It's okay to be a pedo

No it isn't

fbi.tips.gov

Found another pedo

In Russia, they let you rape all the orphans you want for five dollars. Stray dogs are more trustworthy than the average Russian.

Thank you u/UnexpectedLizard for your investigative work. Now we know who to disinvite from the r/Drama Memorial Day pool party

Tell people to bring their kids.

My kid is a pack of pitbulls. I'm bringing all of them

I was gonna say if this guy was one ....rightio as long as he doesn't actually view the material or touch anyone but the more i read this post.

YUUUUP this guy has looked at some fucked up shit by the sounds of it.

Dear god

Kinkshaming? In my /r/drama?

It explains the obsession with TayTay. You all are attracted to women with no ass and no chest.

women

Not even 30 year old womanlets nowadays could be called real women, I mean, they are still same 12 year olds, the only exception is they are starting to get ugly and can consent, and you just called 12 year olds "women", who's pedo now?

NO

moderator of r/falserapeaccusations

This ain't looking good for you bro.

I'm not really active there. To be fair : the active mods do a good job of keeping it clean (only legit stories, no speculation or blogs or rants).

/u/Zachums protecting IAintThatGuys dark secret. Pizzagate confirmed real and it's mayos all the way down. SMH.

I owe /u/Zachums a delivery of delicious thai pizza.

/u/iaintthatguy confirmed as a /u/zachums alt

Guilty, except I usually obey the law wherever I am. It's just a coincidence wherever I am is usually a place with a very low age of consent.

rainbow flag

pedo

H A N D I N H A N D

Decades ago (in web 1.0 times) there was CP on the clearnet on static websites open to the public, because back then authorities didn't give a fuck yet. It used to be available on eMule and similar services.

any dude talking about emule in 2018 is either 45+ years old or into some seriously fucked up shit, probably both

any dude talking about emule in 2018 is either 45+ years old or into some seriously fucked up shit, probably both

I'm laughing out loud right now, mostly because it's true.

Also not 45 yet, eMule proably stayed popular for a longer time in Europe.

emule is still going strong

so what is it for you, bestiality? hurtcore? real rape porn?

/u/DarqWolff looks like you're not the only pedophile around here

isn't it a little silly to ask him what he has to say for himself, after he pretty much already said it in your linked posts? It's like linking to someone saying "I love Toyotas" and asking what do you have to say for yourself. I'm pretty sure they'll reiterate that they love Toyotas.

I'm indifferent about Toyotas, but I still think barely legal pussy is the best pussy (I just happen to live in a place where the age of consent is shockingly low).

I hope you get raped by a bear-shark tag team.

At least it would give me a great story to tell for the rest of my life.

ICE just sold 1500 immigrant kids to pederasts. Maybe /u/IAintThatGuy is a buyer?

huh wow and I thought /u/promeleeplayer and his reincarnation /u/YameteOniichanItai were creepy

I don't see why though, I've made it clear that I just have a preference for petite, youthful adult women. I usually don't even go after teenage girls and when planning my vacation the age of consent in the country I'm visiting is at best of tertiary concern.

the age of consent in the country I'm visiting is at best of tertiary concern.

Is it because you don't bother with that whole "consent" thing anyway?

It's more because sex tourism isn't my primary concern when I'm on vacation. Besides it's 14 here anyway, so going on vacation for that reason would be pretty much pointless.

/u/IAintThatGuy how many vacations or fantasies do you have about Thailand?

You don't need Thailand when your local age of consent is 15, girls that age are sluts and everyone is ok with it, and if it's not enough several neighboring countries have 14 as their age of consent (if those 15yo old hags aren't doing it for you anymore).

Only thing Thailand does better is ladyboys. Europe still has decades of work to get on their level.

Which backwards eastern EU shithole do you live in?

France. And we don't even have the lowest age of consent among neighboring countries.

I think the laws are still against old people and young adults fucking 15 and 16 year olds. Because in Germany, the person can't be over 21 and taking advantage of the low consent.

Not in France. It's a free for all. Though we have pretty broad laws against taking advantage of emotional/intellectural weakness (not just for minors), and stuff like custody interference that might be used against some relationships. Like a parent can forbid a minor from going to your home, but they can't tell them what they can and cannot do with their bodies if they're allowed to be at your place.

But sexually everything is allowed. It's a general idea behind a lot of our laws (bodily autonomy even for minors). Like here it's possible for minors to consent/object to medical procedures, or get procedures (covered by the state) without their parents knowing (mostly mean for abortions). It's also good protection for LGBT minors (means parent's can keep them home or whatever, but can't legally object to them having any kind of sex they want).

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I admire /u/IAintThatGuy because he had a plan, set out to do it, and ultimately was able to achieve his goal of having his younger sister peg him to multiple orgasms. The users of this sub could really learn a bit of determination and perseverance from him. But no, the impotent users of this sub need help from their caretaker to pull up their Depends for the day before they return to figuratively, and maybe literally, shitposting on /r/Drama or their favorite loli anime’s comment section.

I feel like I stumbled into the wrong thread again...

It is very cruel to bash someone for what he is attracted to. If you do not like his posts, please stop reading them.