/u/IAintThatGuy is clearly a pedo
143 2018-05-26 by UnexpectedLizard
/u/IAintThatGuy is an open sexual deviant in our midst. I present to you the following evidence:
- Most of his posts are about sexual deviancy. Many are about pedophilia. (link, link, link, link, link)
- Fantasizes about sex with an preteen girls (link, link).
- Posts bizarrely specific history of CP on the internet (link, link, link). When called out on it, posts even more specific information (link).
- Just straight up admits to being a pedo (link).
What do you have to say for yourselves, /u/IAintThatGuy?
153 comments
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1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
I agree snappy.
1 xoiz 2018-05-26
Leaks flair please.
1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
We need nuclear fire to cleanse these lands
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-26
/u/IAintThatGuy is highly unethical in my opinion, but really good at kicking up controversy.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
reminds me of my German great grandfather
1 Metaplayer 2018-05-26
Its Austrian
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
that's my great-great-great-grandfather. A great man, writer, and sort of inventor or at least popularizer of S&M.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Not even sure I'd know how to be ethical if I tried.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-05-26
Step one: stop fucking kids.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
It doesn't happen that often.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-05-26
Try switching to midgets.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
I, for one, am shocked and appalled.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-05-26
At least you only go for adults that look like children. That's...slightly less degenerate?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-26
16 year old adults. :^)
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
preferably older though. But I won't exclude them by default.
1 DitzelWolf 2018-05-26
I mean the age of consent is 16 in the UK
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-26
He live in scatpornland, so it's legal. The question was never there.
1 n_o_o_d_l_e_ 2018-05-26
You're not a real adult unless you're 300 lbs and full of curves
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1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
If your curves don't have curves then you're a skinny humanlet.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
exactly, though I prefer a postmodern definition of the term adult.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-26
/u/IAintThatGuy, looks like you really are "that guy"
1 Plexipus 2018-05-26
That's what he tells the five year olds before they try to identify him in a police lineup
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
That and threats to kill their parents, siblings and pets if they tell anyone.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-05-26
I unironically support OP's claims.
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-26
duh
he was probably molested though
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Sadly no. My issues stem from low self esteem that is caused by a total lack of molestation in my life. Like why wasn't I never chosen? What was wrong with my cute little child bussy?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-26
Ehh, being molested wasn't all that great, really
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Maybe you did it wrong?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-26
Looking back, he was probably a 4th tier neighborhood chomo
An amateur really
Unfortunate I wasn't molested by a national great like some lucky kids
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Imagine getting molested by Jared Fogle. Or even better, Michael Jackson.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-26
Embarrassing that you still think Michael Jackson was a kiddy fiddler
🤔
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
That's a compliment coming from me. One of the reasons I admired him.
1 LifeIsVanilla 2018-05-26
They could prob tell you were a pedo even then, and everyone knows pedos stick together.
1 THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE 2018-05-26
I also suspect he is the one who framed Alex Jones for turning the frogs gay, but I am still investigating.
1 Yiin 2018-05-26
I will never trust another shitpost again. Looks like this is goodbye drama :(
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
How many levels of retarded are you on?
In here, it's adviced to not go past 3.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-26
u/OniTan do you ever take on pro-bono serial kills?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Can you really be considered a serial killer if you don't do it for free?
1 iiiiiiiiiiiijiii 2018-05-26
/u/IAintThatGuy how long have you been a libertarian for?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I didn't even know I was one TBH.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-05-26
Where is Madeleine McCann?
1 Standard12 2018-05-26
Ooft, that ship sailed quite a while ago.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-05-26
In case if he is big into necromancy.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Wrong country. Plus if she was 4 at the time, she has been too old for me for a while now.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-05-26
The infamous "Jonathan Ross" defense.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I never go to Portugal because they have an effective age of consent of 16 (they state 14, but still can prosecute you if you're considered to be "taking advantage of a minor's inexperience"). Why bother?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-05-26
You have a rather oddly good knowledge about third world counties age of consent.
Why are you planning in abusing developing countries law so you can sexually abuse children?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Those "developing countries" are my neighbors. If you live close to the borders, and tend to move around, you'd better know the laws that change between places.
1 Psyman2 2018-05-26
I almost feel pity for you, knowing that you have to live far away from civilized nations.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
The legal 14yo pussy makes up for it.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-05-26
14 was reserved for royal marriages or something knowing the bloody mayo aristocracy.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
It's more like they didn't want to change it from 14 (to not criminalize it between kids) but added restrictions for adults fucking teens. That's just not fair. I won't have any of it.
1 RonaldMFinSwanson 2018-05-26
You leave us out of this
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-26
Ephebotarian?
1 RonaldMFinSwanson 2018-05-26
Libertarian. I suppose I'm more on the side of Mind your business, let people do as they do, just let me do as I do. Except diddle kids and rape people, pretty much my biggest two nono's.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-05-26
Half the people on that thread were pedos lol.
>I have a very attractive 11 year old daughter. Shes not allowed to give fuck me eyes to the camera wearing adult styled makeup.
-/u/chicup
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
That one got to me too. He could have said pretty, but what non pedophile calls an 11 year old attractive?
1 Yiin 2018-05-26
*crickets*
/u/chicup pls respond
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
Yalls nutz
1 Arbys_Official 2018-05-26
Why did you call your 11 year old daughter attractive?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-26
All objects with mass exhibit a gravitational pull.
1 LightUmbra 2018-05-26
Maybe she's magnetized
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
Because she is?
I have an attractive son too.
It's called knowing the obvious.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-05-26
A child.
1 aef823 2018-05-26
Better question, why are they attractive?
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
Good facial features.
Not fat.
1 aef823 2018-05-26
You have a very very small criteria for attractiveness.
No wonder you think everyone wants to fuck you.
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
You are a weird person.
1 aef823 2018-05-26
Whatever you have to tell yourself fuck me eyes man.
1 911roofer 2018-05-26
I'm not allowed to suggest you kill yourself anymore, but, please, cut your nuts off with a pair of garden shears.
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
https://i.imgur.com/FLydzYH.jpg
If you don't think thats sexualizing a 12 year old, I dont' know what to tell you.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
Yeah, that's definitely sexualizing a young girl. Her parents have something deeply wrong with them.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
So, what's "sexualizing" about it?
Are you male feminist or something? Because that's the only thing I can think of that could be as retarded as feminists nowadays, I mean, if you think that this picture is sexy, you have some fucking problems, I don't even know what your reaction would be if it wasn't just top half of her body in the picture, would probably stalk her down and straight up rape just like male feminists.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
Goddam, you're so disingenuous. Try to think like a normal person instead of a turbo autismo who relates everything to culture wars for a second. Would you want your twelve year old daughter dressing and acting like she was in her early twenties? The fuck is wrong with you?
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Show me on the doll where male feminists touched you.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
My butthole. It was a very unwelcome and unpleasant experience.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Explains why you're literal aids now.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
Says the "game developer." Gamers are society's cancer.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
When male feminist starts stalking you monkaS
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
Gotta keep the MDEfugees out. You talk like one.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Care to link which sub that is?
Because I still don't know what MDE is.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
You pretty much fit the bill for autism. The sub is r/milliondollarextreme. Go crazy.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
I thought that everyone on /r/drama is here because of their autism, maybe you should go back to SRD or something where you'll be protected from it?
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
I don't like the smell of my own farts enough to stay in SRD for long. I keep thinking drama will make a turn to go back to the old days where it literally was all about the drama instead of thinly veiled agenda posts, but it never does. I just don't give a shit about the politics of the drama, I just want people to say crazy shit.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Well then go to /r/milliondollarextreme, I checked it out and it's full of autism, I mean this, you shoul stop projecting and stay here, because only a complete failure at life wouldn't know what "sexualizing" is and would admit to being a pedophile by thinking that the girl looks like "fuck me".
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
I think anyone who wants their 12 year old girl dressing and taking pictures like they belong on Instagram is fucking weird. Twelve year olds shouldn't know what type of angle they look best in, they should be awkwardly smiling and feeling wierd that they have to take a picture at all.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
I know right, no girl ever should want to be cute, they should be socially awkward and retarded so retards like you in 10 years can abuse their mental problems and rape them.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
What part of twelve year olds should be twelve year olds and not Instagram hoes do you not understand? Are you advocating for them to start wearing makeup earlier so that pedos like u/IAintThatGuy creep on them even earlier? Why are you promoting pedophilia?
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Didn't say anything about Instagram, sorry autist.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
You're making me sound very shallow. For the record, I find 12yo girls just as sexy whether they wear makeup or not.
1 KokomoOReily 2018-05-26
That's just a picture of a girl tho
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8m0rp5/new_low_for_rbraincels_arguing_about_the_looks_of/dzkrxn4/?context=10000
1 KokomoOReily 2018-05-26
Oh lmao you could at least put it in quotes. I saw that thread earlier
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
people aren't even reading the linked threads smfh
1 negmate 2018-05-26
She’s not showing her hair! Stone the parents. I do think it says more about the people that say it’s sexualized...
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
If you look at his flair, you can see lines and squiggles, something tells me that he thinks that revealing face is sexualizing women
: ^)
1 Metaplayer 2018-05-26
This guy is clearly a nazi =)
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Well, if you were autistic (just like everyone who doesn't like me), you'd have looked through my post history and found about me planning to reopen stuthoff so you aren't wrong really.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-05-26
List of things to gas:
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Stop telling me to kill myself, I might get hurt
1 HaulOfChina 2018-05-26
🤫🤫🤫
1 Metaplayer 2018-05-26
My god, you took the bait? And no, I am not going to read your history. I might get inspired and write a book
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
"Come on dude I was just baiting, I'm just acting retarded all the time!"
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
With blowjob lips.
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
This is a picture of a 12 year old girl too...
http://www.lifenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/samantha.png
Lets play spot the differences!
Fucking pedos trying to normalize sexualization of minors.
1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
Oh yeah it's sexualizing bc she's wearing makeup and took a pretty picture. Guess she should wear a burka since pedophiles won't be able to resist. She's just asking for it
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
https://imgur.com/a/p50fzQR
There's more. If your 12 year old is made up with that much makeup and lipstick giving bedroom eyes, you might be a bad parent.
1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
The fact that you think those are "bedroom eyes" just shows what a fucking degenerate you really are. She's showing her face. She has pretty eyes.
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
no u
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
It's projection. Seeing that look (or any look really) in the eyes of a little girl gives him an erection.
1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
Wow it rhymes. gj
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Not on purpose but I'll pretend it was.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Can you tell me what in those eyes even remotely says "bedroom"?
Nobody has still fucking answered me, does that have something to do with her not having layers of hijabs covering her face?
1 lovekitt 2018-05-26
Apparently posing with slightly squinted eyes and a bit of eyeliner means she deserves the attention of pedophiles.
1 Chicup 2018-05-26
There's a glitch in the matrix.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Not enough hijabs.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
How many layers of hijabs she needs to have to stop being a "sexualized 12 year old"?
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
How long have you been a male feminist?
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Answer my question or begone, mudslime.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-26
Lol, that's a 12 year old?
1 Code347 2018-05-26
Lol...
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Plus I bet she's fat.
1 alphetasauce 2018-05-26
Fuck off froggy. Go be a pedophile somewhere else.
1 totallya_russianbot 2018-05-26
It's okay to be a pedo
1 Yiin 2018-05-26
No it isn't
fbi.tips.gov
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Found another pedo
1 911roofer 2018-05-26
In Russia, they let you rape all the orphans you want for five dollars. Stray dogs are more trustworthy than the average Russian.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-05-26
Thank you u/UnexpectedLizard for your investigative work. Now we know who to disinvite from the r/Drama Memorial Day pool party
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Tell people to bring their kids.
1 911roofer 2018-05-26
My kid is a pack of pitbulls. I'm bringing all of them
1 Ryulightorb 2018-05-26
I was gonna say if this guy was one ....rightio as long as he doesn't actually view the material or touch anyone but the more i read this post.
YUUUUP this guy has looked at some fucked up shit by the sounds of it.
Dear god
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
Kinkshaming? In my /r/drama?
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-05-26
It explains the obsession with TayTay. You all are attracted to women with no ass and no chest.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-26
Not even 30 year old womanlets nowadays could be called real women, I mean, they are still same 12 year olds, the only exception is they are starting to get ugly and can consent, and you just called 12 year olds "women", who's pedo now?
1 DistortedLines 2018-05-26
NO
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-26
This ain't looking good for you bro.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I'm not really active there. To be fair : the active mods do a good job of keeping it clean (only legit stories, no speculation or blogs or rants).
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-05-26
/u/Zachums protecting IAintThatGuys dark secret. Pizzagate confirmed real and it's mayos all the way down. SMH.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I owe /u/Zachums a delivery of delicious thai pizza.
1 shallowm 2018-05-26
here too smfh
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
/u/iaintthatguy confirmed as a /u/zachums alt
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Guilty, except I usually obey the law wherever I am. It's just a coincidence wherever I am is usually a place with a very low age of consent.
1 404-Fuck-Not-Found 2018-05-26
H A N D I N H A N D
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-26
any dude talking about emule in 2018 is either 45+ years old or into some seriously fucked up shit, probably both
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I'm laughing out loud right now, mostly because it's true.
Also not 45 yet, eMule proably stayed popular for a longer time in Europe.
1 loneshipjumper 2018-05-26
emule is still going strong
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-26
so what is it for you, bestiality? hurtcore? real rape porn?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-05-26
/u/DarqWolff looks like you're not the only pedophile around here
1 cookiesandspleen 2018-05-26
isn't it a little silly to ask him what he has to say for himself, after he pretty much already said it in your linked posts? It's like linking to someone saying "I love Toyotas" and asking what do you have to say for yourself. I'm pretty sure they'll reiterate that they love Toyotas.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
I'm indifferent about Toyotas, but I still think barely legal pussy is the best pussy (I just happen to live in a place where the age of consent is shockingly low).
1 911roofer 2018-05-26
I hope you get raped by a bear-shark tag team.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
At least it would give me a great story to tell for the rest of my life.
1 SpooksGTFO 2018-05-26
ICE just sold 1500 immigrant kids to pederasts. Maybe /u/IAintThatGuy is a buyer?
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-05-26
huh wow and I thought /u/promeleeplayer and his reincarnation /u/YameteOniichanItai were creepy
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
I don't see why though, I've made it clear that I just have a preference for petite, youthful adult women. I usually don't even go after teenage girls and when planning my vacation the age of consent in the country I'm visiting is at best of tertiary concern.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Is it because you don't bother with that whole "consent" thing anyway?
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-26
It's more because sex tourism isn't my primary concern when I'm on vacation. Besides it's 14 here anyway, so going on vacation for that reason would be pretty much pointless.
1 throwawayact69 2018-05-26
/u/IAintThatGuy how many vacations or fantasies do you have about Thailand?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
You don't need Thailand when your local age of consent is 15, girls that age are sluts and everyone is ok with it, and if it's not enough several neighboring countries have 14 as their age of consent (if those 15yo old hags aren't doing it for you anymore).
Only thing Thailand does better is ladyboys. Europe still has decades of work to get on their level.
1 throwawayact69 2018-05-26
Which backwards eastern EU shithole do you live in?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
France. And we don't even have the lowest age of consent among neighboring countries.
1 throwawayact69 2018-05-26
I think the laws are still against old people and young adults fucking 15 and 16 year olds. Because in Germany, the person can't be over 21 and taking advantage of the low consent.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-26
Not in France. It's a free for all. Though we have pretty broad laws against taking advantage of emotional/intellectural weakness (not just for minors), and stuff like custody interference that might be used against some relationships. Like a parent can forbid a minor from going to your home, but they can't tell them what they can and cannot do with their bodies if they're allowed to be at your place.
But sexually everything is allowed. It's a general idea behind a lot of our laws (bodily autonomy even for minors). Like here it's possible for minors to consent/object to medical procedures, or get procedures (covered by the state) without their parents knowing (mostly mean for abortions). It's also good protection for LGBT minors (means parent's can keep them home or whatever, but can't legally object to them having any kind of sex they want).
1 double-happiness 2018-05-26
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1 Etra 2018-05-26
I admire /u/IAintThatGuy because he had a plan, set out to do it, and ultimately was able to achieve his goal of having his younger sister peg him to multiple orgasms. The users of this sub could really learn a bit of determination and perseverance from him. But no, the impotent users of this sub need help from their caretaker to pull up their Depends for the day before they return to figuratively, and maybe literally, shitposting on /r/Drama or their favorite loli anime’s comment section.
1 ThrowawayPedo12345 2018-05-26
I feel like I stumbled into the wrong thread again...
1 Roses_And_Rubies 2018-05-26
It is very cruel to bash someone for what he is attracted to. If you do not like his posts, please stop reading them.