I spanked my PS2
9 2018-05-28 by Jesuschrist2003
I have a PS2 in my basement i haven't played for a while so I decided to hook it up and start playing it. But it was pretty dirty and dusty when I pulled it out so I started wiping it with a rag until it's finally cleaned up. Once I was done cleaning it, I finally hooked it up on my old CRT TV and started inserting God Of War 2 in. It started reading the game for a while and then suddenly the disc read error started popping up. So I said fine, I'll clean the disc. Inserted it again and it still started giving me disc read issues. I got pissed off and started grabbing my belt, and spanked the hell out of it. The PS2 then started grabbing me and slam dunked me like I was a ball. I got scared while the PS2 kept shouting at me and I quote "THE FUCK WOULD YOU SPANK ME FOR YOU BITCH??!!! NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY ASSHOLE!!!" I said oh yeah? I then grabbed the PS2 and slammed it pretty hard as it was smacking my face multiple times until it bled. I also grabbed my chainsaw and sliced it in half while yelling THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FUCKING BITCH! FUCK YOU PS2! It finally died and I'm fully relieved that I still lived.
TL;DR Decided to play God Of War on my PS2, have me disc read errors, spanked it, got slam dunked and slapped and bled alot.
5 comments
1 Neon_needles 2018-05-28
Another video game YouTube reviewer sinks to the abyss of mental illness.
1 Jesuschrist2003 2018-05-28
No it tried to kill me and I ended up killing it. I might buy another PS2 but I'll make sure to not spank it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-28
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-28
NOTICES YOUR BULGE OWO WHATS THIS BITES IT AND BLOOD GOES FUCKING EVERYWHERE OWO OH NO WHOOPSIEOOPSIE I BITE THE BULGEY WULGEY OWO
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-28
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-28
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1 umar4812 2018-05-28
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