See I never understand why we never get praised for any of the good shit we do. No one ever says to me “hey thanks for the Haber-Bosch process feeding the world m8” or “good work in Hollywood, thanks for making sure that God’s Not Dead isn’t the only thing in the theater” or “nice job with NWO, successfully preventing a major war for like 60 years now”. So ungrateful.
Actually African Americans aren’t (mostly) of Bantu origin. They are part of the border Niger-Congo ethnic grouping, but have more in common with non-Bantu West Africans.
Yes, Bantus are the majority demographic in central and southern Africa. But West Africa is far more diverse. Bantus are one branch of a very large ethnic group, and even then there are completely different ethnic groups in West Africa (eg. Saharan peoples) as well. Given the level of diversity within sub-Saharan African groups, categorizing African-Americans as "bantu" is a highly flawed/incomplete picture. This isn't really a political thing - some black nationalists have also adopted a kind of self-proclaimed 'bantu' identity, but that doesn't mean it's reflected in historical fact.
some black nationalists have also adopted a kind of self-proclaimed 'bantu' identity, but that doesn't mean it's reflected in historical fact.
I can't really fault them for this though. It's not like they can trace their ethnic/tribal heritage to groups like Fulanis, Yorubas etc so they attach themselves to broader and more distant "Bantu" identity.
Obviously it's incorrect but they don't have much of an alternative since Niger-Congo is even broader and it isn't as snappy as calling yourself Bantu.
Yeah, but there are many historical mutts in all corners of the world. At some point, you have to build a new cultural identity that's anchored in the real history of your tribe as a collective.
That account has a lot of potential. The best thing to do with it imo is to bark at gradually more benign tweets from right-wing idols and watch the CA/MDE/pol crowd sperg out something fierce.
He claims that it states blaqs don't have empathy.
And yet...
The gene in question is ADRA2b, which influences the neurotransmitter norepinephrine. Previous research by Todd found that carriers of a deletion variant of this gene showed greater attention to negative words. Her latest research is the first to use brain imaging to find out how the gene affects how vividly people perceive the world around them, and the results were startling, even to Todd.
Episodes like the one where they all shun their old friend for being "too black power" when "the real way for black people to succeed is within the system" is fucking cringeworthy.
Ironically, it worked for Will Smith pretty pretty good.
It works for everyone. Unless you're Flavor Flav, Honey Boo Boo or Pauly D, you have to integrate into mainstream white middle class culture if you want to make it in America. It's what everyone has done since the beginning of America. If you're from a poor white family with bad grammar you learn to "proper English". People will think you're an idiot if you use double negatives. If you move to Connecticut and still talk like a Southerner people will think you're an idiot.
I doubt it's a coincidence that guys like Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Donald Glover went to overwhelmingly white schools at some point in their lives. They are integrated into white culture on a different level and white people can feel it and it makes them feel more trustworthy.
Most white Europeans want to see white Europeans in their media, they also care about things like character, quality and appeal, which is why they love Japanese anime, because despite not having White Europeans, the rest carry the show.
Diversity is yet one reason why Western games suck, and why Japanese games are better.
Never underestimate people's ability to get buttblasted about something they don't understand. They literally had Carlton go on a rant to a guy about how it shouldn't matter if he "acts" white because he goes through the same struggles the other guy does as a Black man.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-29
Have you posted bussy yet?
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1 _throawayplop_ 2018-05-29
Someone has daddy issues
1 TheVman2 2018-05-29
He's wrong though. Fresh prince didn't have white writers, it had (((white))) writers.
1 -Jews-Did-This- 2018-05-29
Yes
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
See I never understand why we never get praised for any of the good shit we do. No one ever says to me “hey thanks for the Haber-Bosch process feeding the world m8” or “good work in Hollywood, thanks for making sure that God’s Not Dead isn’t the only thing in the theater” or “nice job with NWO, successfully preventing a major war for like 60 years now”. So ungrateful.
1 gilmore606 2018-05-29
hey i just wanna thank you personally for Blazing Saddles it's a really funny movie nice work
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
Thanks m8 👍
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-29
wow, like the Cleveland Show?
1 pepperouchau 2018-05-29
I hear /r/familyman has an even more talented and diverse staff
1 VoxDei-VoxPopuli 2018-05-29
Also most of the cast was clearly a minimum 25% European huwite
Unless we're supposed to believe Will Smith is 100% Bantu
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
Actually African Americans aren’t (mostly) of Bantu origin. They are part of the border Niger-Congo ethnic grouping, but have more in common with non-Bantu West Africans.
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-05-29
Sounds like you are talking about shit you don't know, who then are African Americans originaly
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
Most are descended from the many other ethnolinguistic groups in West Africa https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_of_Africa#/media/File%3AAfrica_ethnic_groups_1996.jpg
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
turns out tribal war makes it kinda hard to trace ancestry
1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-05-29
Bantu languages are a subset of Niger-Congo languages though:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bantu_languages
Read about Bantu expansion. Bantus originated from the Niger-Congo homeland but branched out and became their own thing.
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
Yes, Bantus are the majority demographic in central and southern Africa. But West Africa is far more diverse. Bantus are one branch of a very large ethnic group, and even then there are completely different ethnic groups in West Africa (eg. Saharan peoples) as well. Given the level of diversity within sub-Saharan African groups, categorizing African-Americans as "bantu" is a highly flawed/incomplete picture. This isn't really a political thing - some black nationalists have also adopted a kind of self-proclaimed 'bantu' identity, but that doesn't mean it's reflected in historical fact.
1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-05-29
I can't really fault them for this though. It's not like they can trace their ethnic/tribal heritage to groups like Fulanis, Yorubas etc so they attach themselves to broader and more distant "Bantu" identity.
Obviously it's incorrect but they don't have much of an alternative since Niger-Congo is even broader and it isn't as snappy as calling yourself Bantu.
1 cimarafa 2018-05-29
Yeah, but there are many historical mutts in all corners of the world. At some point, you have to build a new cultural identity that's anchored in the real history of your tribe as a collective.
1 Rodomite 2018-05-29
God damn it. Can
normalCIS gendered fucking white males have one for once? Just once, it's been a rough couple of years :(1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-29
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-05-29
That account has a lot of potential. The best thing to do with it imo is to bark at gradually more benign tweets from right-wing idols and watch the CA/MDE/pol crowd sperg out something fierce.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-29
Lemme see /u/RacismWatchDog /u/Racism_WatchDog
Edit: wow people are already doing it lol
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-05-29
yeah a lotta activity on those links
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
fucking lol its pure sjw goon cringe dude
everyone knows its just some tumblr guy who doesnt know how to reply properly or make an impact otherwise
1 shallowm 2018-05-29
woof
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
im fully aware the more sjwy members of this sub probably think its cutting and really clever, thats why its good to make fun of it
imagine not only posting on twitter, but not being able to post well enough that you resort to gimmick accounts, its pretty sad
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-29
woof
1 jasos-2005 2018-05-29
woof woof
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
epic win!
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-29
it’s pure sjw, pure goon, impure cringe
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
its literally a somethingawful goon, theyve made these accounts before in the past and its always gay af
turns out they cant meme whod have thunk it right
again, just to clarify, memes have to be catchy and stick in your head
they cant just be obnoxious bullshit and honking noises lol you goof, l2psychology
1 Smokey_Circles 2018-05-29
Can we talk about the article he linked?
He claims that it states blaqs don't have empathy.
And yet...
It appears he discovered the bussy gene.
1 Chicup 2018-05-29
Drama queens are genetic.
1 myshl0ng 2018-05-29
I knew it. Whites are master race.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-05-29
Ironically, it worked for Will Smith pretty pretty good.
1 PresidentYe 2018-05-29
It works for everyone. Unless you're Flavor Flav, Honey Boo Boo or Pauly D, you have to integrate into mainstream white middle class culture if you want to make it in America. It's what everyone has done since the beginning of America. If you're from a poor white family with bad grammar you learn to "proper English". People will think you're an idiot if you use double negatives. If you move to Connecticut and still talk like a Southerner people will think you're an idiot.
I doubt it's a coincidence that guys like Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Donald Glover went to overwhelmingly white schools at some point in their lives. They are integrated into white culture on a different level and white people can feel it and it makes them feel more trustworthy.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-05-29
Why tho
1 ItWouldBeGrand 2018-05-29
Because Connecticut is full of white supremacists, obviously.
1 djlewt 2018-05-29
He explains clearly that it's done because the hypothetical is retarded.
1 BifurcatedTales 2018-05-29
Sadly people from Connecticut sound like they’re gargling marbles through a speech impediment.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
i feel like donald glover was at a white school for way longer than those other 2 guys lol
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
black people still think "dont be really loud and angry and african" is a racist statement and not just advice for fitting into modern society
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-29
Hey Charlton, it's not your fault.
1 pitaenigma 2018-05-29
This is gold. /u/PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS, thank you for this laugh
1 JabroniMark99 2018-05-29
Only mayos are so autistic that they shoot up schools.
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-29
and that’s ok
1 Red_of_Head 2018-05-29
From a recent comment by /u/trueworldtheory:
1 rudest 2018-05-29
If the feds weren’t watching this guy before as a likely domestic terrorist candidate then they’re definitely watching him now as an obvious pedo
1 myshl0ng 2018-05-29
And do nothing until the inevitable massacre happens.
1 kaluk0 2018-05-29
Ace combat zero’s lesson really shines with this drama
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-05-29
Don't nuke your own cities?
1 kaluk0 2018-05-29
What. No.
Both posters in the argument are fucking dumbass.
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-29
lol has this nigga even seen Fresh Prince
random fun fact: one of Louis C.K.'s roles was writing for The Chris Rock Show and penning its film adaptation, Pootie Tang
1 Rodomite 2018-05-29
This reminds me of the time when Harv jerked it into a potted plant. Power move.
1 SilverMars 2018-05-29
Never underestimate people's ability to get buttblasted about something they don't understand. They literally had Carlton go on a rant to a guy about how it shouldn't matter if he "acts" white because he goes through the same struggles the other guy does as a Black man.
Sauce
1 Racism_WatchPitbull 2018-05-29
mauls a small child
1 Fataleo 2018-05-29
Uncle Phil does not deserve this shit.
1 preserved_fish 2018-05-29
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-29
yeah no shit is was a rich successful black family
of course its unrealistic but they needed a rich family for the story to work and so obviously they had to make up a fake one
watch the cosby show if you want good wholesome real black values and oh hes charged with raping people
1 Dextro420x 2018-05-29
Why does CA always put threads in contest mode?
1 shallowm 2018-05-29
The threads aren't in contest mode, the mods just put subreddit settings to hide the scores of comments for 24 hours after they're made.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-29
u/Phallic could you please define "proper white behavior" in more detail?
1 lol_te_gusto 2018-05-29
It has to be a troll account, thinskin can't possibly be that lacking in self awareness
1 ProGenji 2018-05-29
Tbqh blacks acting a bit more civilized will no doubt help their integration into society much better.