What is it with guys like that all having stringy pubic neckbeards? Without fail every real-life loser I've met has their facial hair grow in this exact pattern. Not sure if their failure at life stunts its growth or they were just born to fail and that facial hair pattern is the signal.
Not sure what the drama is but I watched the original gif. When I played basketball the ref would call travelling if I moved my feet like at all, like once when I was holding the ball and someone bumped me and it made my feet move. Bases on that it looks like there is a lot of traveling going on in this gif.
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1 WarSanchez 2018-05-29
That kid got armpit hair as a beard. Tragic.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-05-29
That’s a full beard?
1 WarSanchez 2018-05-29
Did you see the kids Instagram? His beard was awful af...
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-05-29
All I got is this grainy gif send me the goods
1 PlasticSyrup 2018-05-29
His link is still up using removeddit: https://www.removeddit.com/r/sportsarefun/comments/8mvhzc/joel_embiid_joins_a_random_pick_up_game_bounces_a/dzrjxqj/?context=4
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-05-29
Oh wow yeah wtf? Shits in like liberty spikes in that one pic
1 PlasticSyrup 2018-05-29
What is it with guys like that all having stringy pubic neckbeards? Without fail every real-life loser I've met has their facial hair grow in this exact pattern. Not sure if their failure at life stunts its growth or they were just born to fail and that facial hair pattern is the signal.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-05-29
Not sure what the drama is but I watched the original gif. When I played basketball the ref would call travelling if I moved my feet like at all, like once when I was holding the ball and someone bumped me and it made my feet move. Bases on that it looks like there is a lot of traveling going on in this gif.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-29
They don't call traveling on NBA players though.
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-05-29
Which I unironically support. There are way too many interruptions of play as it is
1 liquidm 2018-05-29
Now I’m imagining a scrawny mayo redditor running on to the court yelling “traveling!!” at an NBA Star while he’s hanging out with fans.
1 INCELIUS-DANKUS 2018-05-29
it's pickup no one really gives a shit unless youre taking it to the rim
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-05-29
Glad to see the self doxxer managed to step his game up from tee ball.