"Roseanne" reboot cancelled over racist tweets, dramatic reactions expected imminently

249  2018-05-29 by I_Dream_of_Outremer

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I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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The Islam part wasn't what got her fired, Snappy.

Muslims r NOT a race.

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hmmm

BOOMERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Ho Chi Minh and the Viet Cong were unalloyed heroes, and I unironically wish they'd culled the Boomer herd more thoroughly.

Seriously go fuck yourself. I am not a boomer.

nice try boomer

I am not a boomer.

ok who showed reddit to grandpa

That's precisely the sort of thing a dirty sneaky boomer would say.

Too bad Victor Charlie missed that shot.

I honestly wish i was in the same room with you. Only one of us would leave.

Lol boomer

Not enough feces in this one's punji stick

Definitely something a cunty boomer would say

the tragic thing about the vietnam war is that more americans didnt die

That, and the survivors included Oliver Stone.

WE ARR LOSING FOXTROO

WE ARR LOOSING JAH-LEE

What about the Vietnamese though? They didn't do anything to deserve communism.

Vietnam isn't communist. Its economic system is similar to Singapore's. I'd rather they had more civil liberties, but I'd also rather that the USA hadn't hit them with Napalm, tested experimental chemical agents on them, salted their farmland with land mines, or massacred their villages (My Lai was the incident that got caught, it was far from the only one).

Anyway, Ho Chi Minh was chiefly a communist of convenience who moved into the Soviet camp after it became clear that America wouldn't help Vietnam free itself from the French. America has itself to thank for what elements of communism Vietnam does have.

(North, then all) Vietnam was communist for like 30 years until the 90s when they decided to liberalize just like China.

Vietnam is not communist now, but it was before the reforms (unless you think it wasn't "true communism").

Ho Chi Minh may have been snubbed by Wilson, but that was in 1919; long before the Vietnamese question became urgent. Ho Chi Minh was a founding member of the French Communist Party, and by WWII he was a committed communist. But it is not so relevant.

Ask yourself, what would have happened if Ho didn't become a communist? He might have been a rightist nationalist, but there were other Vietnamese communists, and many of them had more than enough charisma and aptitude to fill in for him. Combined with French oppression (which we had a snowball's chance in hell of actually changing; French leaders are always stubbornly independent and they had just won the biggest war in history) and Soviet/Chinese support, there would be an inevitable prospect of a communist revolution in Indochina. And of course there would be a concurrent nationalist revolution, possibly led by Ho Chi Minh, and they would be compelled to split the country somehow. The commies would seek to conquer the nationalists, who would be undermined by the same religious conflicts and power-hungry generals. And thus you get a Vietnam War.

I'd also rather that the USA hadn't hit them with Napalm, tested Agent Orange on them, salted their farmland with land mines, or massacred their villages

The VC/NVA fired rockets into densely populated urban areas, massacred 6000 civilians in Hue, committed genocide on the Hmong, committed indiscriminate assassinations (and by indiscriminate I mean they fired machine guns at the bar the targets were in), ruled through murder, and were generally far worse than us at every opportunity they had to demonstrate. There's a reason two million people fled South Vietnam when the commies took over.

They put up with being owned by the French for too long. Should have rebelled before communism was invented.

The Communist Manifesto was written in 1848; the French didn't start conquering Indochina until 1858.

Yes but the Vietnamese didn't even try to invade and kill all Frenchmen. That's their sin.

They should have done a pre-emptive nuclear strike TBH

TANGENTIAL STORY TIME:

I was talking with some old Vietnam vets that live nearby me. We were chatting about the weather or something and he was like "this is about as good as the Hanoi Hilton!" and I was like "oh wow, is that a nice place?"

epic facepalm

also related, that guy played soccer with Viet Cong heads.

also related, that guy played soccer with Viet Cong heads.

did u thank him for his service?

unalloyed heroes

Good. None of this metal-mixing bullshit.

Communists historically are bad at metallurgy. See Mao's attempts to bootstrap a Chinese steel industry.

"Lemme tell all my dumbass average people to smelt their metal stuff in their back yard... oh shit now we're out of usable metal wtf?"

Wtf I like farm tools now

WELL DESERVED

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The fuck you talking about?

Black fragility wins again

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cumtown fag

Memerson mcmemefag

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Well at least you have some redeeming qualities

Mayos have the most retarded individuals.

Remember: shoot up heroin, not your workplace.

Lmao I was talking to a boomer waiting in line at this trump rally, they were heated big time about this. I was like man that show was a cringe af come on bro. He showed me some of his boomer memes too šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

I can't tell whether or not this is well-crafted bait, but A++ either way.

Nah itā€™s real. It all happened

Ok sweaty.

Sweaty?

Jesus kid I admire your spirit but your bantz are weak tea

why tho

Why what?

Why?

Idk

Did you guys go grab some fent afterwards?

boomer memes

Worst nickname for a penis I've ever heard.

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I fuck hate roseanne. She was a cunt and always voted for the worst person on last comic standing.

I'm sure retards are already preparing the online petitions for Fox to pick up the show.

The entertainment wing of Fox is now owned by Disney so good luck with that

Wow. Cucked.

Actually, I just checked and Disney owns ABC. lol.

Wow. Self-cucked.

Not the broadcast tv division. FX, it will be when the deal is final.

Lol, who is going to act in, write for and advertise on the show?

Roseanne confirmed Q

Everyone knows you can't compare non-whites to apes, you idiot. How hard is it to not break that rule.

Tone police OUT OUT OUT

You can if you invest in drama coin.

The best busschain.

The funny thing is she tweeted a defense where she said Islam isn't a race.

She didn't even realize what part of it was the racist part.

Yeah if she had just said something about her being Muslim nobody would've probably given a shit. It was the "planet of the apes" bit that killed her. "Islam is not a race" is not some get out of jail free card for everything you say in a statement.

um, honey, apes aren't a race

Let me point you to a site called reddit...

How hard is it to not break that rule?

very

because they look like apes.

dis gonna b gud

idk, aside from the inevitable conapiracy theorist meltdown it probably won't be too dramaful given that what she posted is like unambiguously racist instead of dogwhistle or not racist but progressives think it is racist.

SHHHHHHHHHHHH..... let me prepare my mind body and soul for what may not come.

It seems more like the majority of the drama will come exclusively from this thread.

this was the event Q warned us about.

It was gonna happen eventually. She could not contain her autism and was always tweeting conspiracy shit. I remember telling people that she is eventually gonna cross the line and she did.

ABC was probably hoping she would calm the fuck down once the show was on, but RB goin' be RB yo

Roseanne now has more free time to investigate pizzagate

This is huge

the "r" in "Muslims r NOT a race" triggers me way too much.

Curious what this was. It's 404ing

so I just discovered through experimentation that that timestamp will work if you change the ampersand (which sets additional query parameters) to a question mark (which sets the first):

https://youtu.be/TrRAWz1WcFs?t=40s

anyway, I love how they translated "it's against the Torah" to "it's against the bible"

Being that Roseanne is Jewish, I think you're actually correct this time.

Wtf really?

Yeah, but she converted to Catholicism.

She only converted for her ex. No longer Jewish. #$$$$

are you saying that jews control #$$$$ ?

If you and u/the_reason_trump_won ever show up in the same thread, will you just endlessly emptyquote one another?

Rude

R/drama is as boring and predictable as the rest of reddit

Yes, and obvs the headline will have been "Trump nukes Palestinians"

Don't take Snappy's job, slime!

She compared an educated black woman to planet of the apes. Now trump niggas gonna play like she was a victim and they're victims just like they always do.

Good tbh

you forgot your scare-quotes: ""

Educated

Democrats

Nice meme

What do you call a democrat with half a brain? a republican

Hillary Clinton.

global warming is a chchcchynese hoax!

Wow the GOP and MAGApedes are sooooo smart!! šŸ˜Æ

that's why those super high IQ blacks all vote Dem right

In 4 words youā€™ve convinced me you donā€™t know what meme or educated actually mean.

Educated means never having your 'educated' followers call you to account for literally running a bait-and-switch routine on them. That's the oldest routine in the con-mans' book of cons. I wouldn't call any group of voters who fell for that in 2008 and then returned to vote for the con-artist again in 2012 "educated."

Y'all forgetting who the anti-education crowd is. Probs cause you're uneducated.

You guys can't even keep your leftist stereotypes straight.

Democrats. Simultaneously uneducated and out of touch elites.

Democrats played the "one drop rule" - one of the most racist legacies of US culture - in 2008 to foist Bush in Blackface on us, so it all evens out.

Planet of the apes was basically an advanced ethonostate with slavery in it though. It was a moral platitude against that sort of thing. Saying "planet of the apes had a baby with" makes zero sense however and Muslim brotherhood is a more racist conspiracy meme so I dont even know what she was trying to say

being this retarded

https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png

A lot of black people do look like apes. Don Cheedle is a good example.

let's be real here, white people are the real apes

rhesus christ

RE: Valerie Jarret, a former Obama aide, she tweeted

"Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.

So I assume her mod invite here is already on the way

The Soro's Nazi thing is true though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Id0-Lsyr0

lol

in that clip, he says he was a spectator

i mean, he was nine

You never fail to post the most brain dead shit on this subreddit

Thanks man

what do you do for work?

You know the answer to that

I still like to ask.

I'm an account manager.

;)

I don't really want to offer more than that.

manager of your dumbass leddit account?

Whatever makes you feel like you've got the higher ground bb.

My business is my business

Only because the true intellectuals like fuckuredditor and botchlings were taken from us too soon

lol just because it angers you doesnt mean its wrong

You never fail to post the most brain dead shit on this subreddit

u/captainpriapism would like a word

/u/Imgur_Lurker says he wants r/drama to take his political commentary seriously

But hes right he didnt even regret it

What if Hitler was actually two nine-year-old George Soros's sitting atop each other in a long overcoat

[https://i.gifer.com/nwK.gif]("I went to the Lebensraum today. I did a genocide")

Lol, cut it out /u/ed_butteredtoast no one is buying this hilarious act.

Hahaha cmon man! If i was an alt, my main would definitely be /u/BasicallyADoctor

Yes, a nine year old collaborated with Nazi Germany to kill Jews. You retard.

Braking the stereotype that all mayos are lazy and unmotivated, good for him!

I never implied that he worked with Nazi occupiers to get rid of Jewish lands and businesses and it wasn't when he was 9 years old...

/>Soros was born in 1930

/>blitzkrieg of Poland was in 1939

/>Hungary was occupied in March 1944

/VE day May 1945

/> he was 12

So not when he was 9 then, exactly as I said. Some real Soros fan boys in here lmao.

peak galaxy brain right here folks

More like peak lead brain.

Show me on a doll where Soros has touched you?

There's no way a child was a nazi collaborator.

Lmao, Soros fanboys

You're literally retarded.

By that logic any garbageman in Frankfurt would be a Holocaust collaborator. If all the Nazis did to the Jews was to take their property, Hitler wouldn't be so hated. Ä°smet Ä°nƶnĆ¼ did the same thing and you've probably never even heard of him.

Youtube videos are considered the height of truth-seeking journalism

It's him on 60 Minutes from 1998...

A 13 year old surviving during the holocaust by doing what he is told to do by an adult is hardly helping the Nazi party. You barely understand the concept of death by that age much less systematic genocide.

He calls it a fond memory, literally can't make this shit up!

Most of my memories of not being forced into gas chambers are pretty fond

lol i find theres a certain type of person that really likes soros out of spite and will outright refuse to hear anything bad said about him

lol

Are we doing this again, captain? šŸ˜‚

I bet he's terrible at poker

I bet

You pussy. Bet something that's actually somewhat risky. Of course he sucks ass at poker lol

lol ive got 11 aces lol

you might be if youve run out of copy paste tumblr memes

This isn't a meme, captain. We know what happenes when your comments start with "lol". Also why bring up tumblr? You're not on tumblr now are you?

fucking lol dude youre really going to have to find something better

i know youre an amateur but jeez

vague comments

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im genuinely not sure what your approach is here, you just sperged

and now you dont want vague answers? lol

i know full well how angry you get at me, just calm down and stop being such a faggot about it imo

no u sperg

no u angry

no u faggot

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/u/AnnoysTheGoys /u/ComedicSans /u/StrictlyButters this is some good shit! šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜‹

Ask /u/PantherChamp for his bingo board

/u/PantherChamp get yo ass over here. Also lol @ the captain for doing the same shit in another thread https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8muqov/comment/dzsa27f/

Hahahaa DO ME DO ME!! šŸ˜›

Sorry I'm late. I was seeing a star war.

I spy a bingo! Can you?

just weird at this point tbh man

Fuck lol indeed my dude

being this retarded

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https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png

Just as Q foretold.

Press Q to pay respects.

Q.Q

I can't believe Roseanne didn't even try the "I didn't even know she was black" defense, T_D tier retards would have eaten that up.

Her shitty Islam isn't a race defense was bad for dramacoin.

The dumbest trump thought those were good enough for a retweet

https://i.imgur.com/7As1o3v.jpg

Is DoJu really the dumbest Trump? I think Eric gives him a run for his money.

For all of SNL's problems, their move to portray Don Jr. and Eric as a pair of idiots is pretty smart.

Portray

The Onion does it better imo.

SNL basically stole The Onion's joke.

There's some top quality photoshopping going on there.

Compared to this guy, they're both qualified MENSA members. He just got a ghetto pass since: white bankster grandma.

I donā€™t think thereā€™s a word in the English language that can describe whatever mental illness you clearly suffer from.

Well this is Reddit after all so I'm always waiting for someone to say some stupid shit.

lmfao you can say a lot of things about obama, but stupid aint one of them

Daddy is so brilliant he waffles on talking points several times within the span of a single speech.

Those two are so bad that if Seth McFarlane made a Family Guy-esque Show about those two getting into wacky antics, it wouldnā€™t even be able to be labeled as satire.

Well, now you're just comparing short bus riders

There's something especially Trumpian about accusing a 13 year old Jew of in reality being a nazi because he posed as a Christian during world war 2 to hide.

I also like how they twist "warned fellow jews what was going to happen to them and fled" into "turned jews into camps."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros

Soros was 13 years old in March 1944 when Nazi Germany occupied Hungary.[32] Jewish children were barred from attending school by the Nazis, and Soros and the other schoolchildren were made to report to the Judenrat ("Jewish Council") which had been established during the occupation. Soros later described this time to writer Michael Lewis: "The Jewish Council asked the little kids to hand out the deportation notices. I was told to go to the Jewish Council. And there I was given these small slips of paper.... I took this piece of paper to my father. He instantly recognized it. This was a list of Hungarian Jewish lawyers. He said, "You deliver the slips of paper and tell the people that if they report they will be deported."[33][34]

Soros did not return to that job; his family purchased documents to say that they were Christians, thereby allowing them to survive the war. Later that year at age 14, Soros posed as the Christian godson of an official of the collaborationist Hungarian government's Ministry of Agriculture, who himself had a Jewish wife in hiding. On one occasion, rather than leave the 14 year old alone, the official took Soros with him while he inventoried a rich Jewish family's estate, though Soros did not take part. Tivadar not only saved his immediate family but also many other Hungarian Jews, and George would later write that 1944 had been "the happiest [year] of his life," for it had given him the opportunity to witness his father's heroism.[35][36] In 1945, Soros survived the Siege of Budapest in which Soviet and German forces fought house to house through the city.

Right-wing nationalists really are the only group giving commies a run for their money in terms of "I'm retarded."

Now do the part where he ruined the lives of millions of British working class people when he decided that currency speculation was his golden ticket.

Fuck soros.

I thought stuff like that was just smart? What's wrong with making money?

Do you hate women or poor people more?

I hate everyone.

That's really progressive of you. I'm proud.

Thanks.

Opinions on pizzashill?

I hate myself most of all.

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Shows good judgement tbqh

Hating pizzashill now that it's cool, how typical.

Any lives ruined were strict responsibility of the UK government being retarded. This might surprise you, but millions of working class people don't speculate on forex themselves.

That's the free market at work you retard. You want to shut down forex trading as well? If Bank of England wanted to maintain their currency peg and it turned out to not be feasible then it's their problem alone.

fuck Soros

Fuck your whore of a mother! šŸ˜”

I can dislike Soros the wall street vulture and still mock you for believing in Soros the anime supervillain.

You don't get it... Soros invented the Holocaust Hoax that never happened in the 70s. Some ex-Nazis went "damn, why didn't we think of that," and time travelled to set it up while changing zero other strategic methods that would have the benefit of hindsight. Soros then as a 13 then knowing what he did decades in the future and turned other jews in.

The truth could not be simpler.

while changing zero other strategic methods that would have the benefit of hindsight

Because the (((Nazis))) know this is the only timeline where victory is assured, duh.

magatards sperging out over someone rich not playing the political money game for their team continues to be one of my favorite things

She also said George Soros helped the Nazis when he was nine

Oh man, of course the guy parroting that has IASIP flair.

"Dennis, all I'm saying if a nine-year old can help fund the Third Reich, then there's no reason Dee's illegal crack baby can't help renovate our bar into a CrossFit!"

The fact that he's Jewish has nothing to do with our firebombing!

RUM HAM PLSSSSS šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜‹

Doogie Howser: SS commander would make for great television.

I mean that's essentially NPH's role in Starship Troopers.

the soros thing is objectively true, he got a job as a kid collecting jew trinkets and pretended not to be jewish so they wouldnt kill him

The bad guys in this story might be the Nazis and not the kid. Hard to tell.

that doesnt change the fact that it happened and it makes people in here really defensive

in any case hes the bad guy now

ah so pretending to not be a jew so you don't get gassed as a child == literal hardened Nazi race traitor

Imagine being this retarded

not at all i dont blame him for surviving

im just saying dont pretend it isnt real because it makes you look like a lying faggot

people defend soros to spite those nasty alt rights and it makes them dumb

I dont support soros

i just also dont support being fucking retarded as fuck

no i realise you dont know much about it, im saying dont be a contrarian because it makes you look dumb

american liberals love to pretend to like soros because they think it triggers people, little do they know that nobody irl actually likes soros and so its instantly exposed as a weak troll

Most American liberals are normies that don't even know who Soros is since they don't frequent leadbrain hangouts that constantly talk about him. You guys should reconsider letting this guy live in your heads rent free when he can clearly afford it.

Most American liberals are normies that don't even know who Soros is

when i say liberals i include brainwashed middle upper class college kids larping as communists, because theyre basically exactly the same just edgier

look at pretend lefty reddit they all joke about getting soros checks and this and that

which is funny because why would he pay people that do it for free

You guys should reconsider letting a billionaire live in your heads rent free when he can clearly afford it.

why dont you tell me how you feel about trump or elon musk or peter thiel

Trump

God of Drama. Has made pre-Trump snore world an almost unfathomable era of American politics.

Elon Musk

Tired of Reddit's obnoxious dick sucking. Sometimes creates fun Twitter drama. Has a meme company that never fails to btfo virgins trading on fundamentals.

Peter Thiel

Silicon Valley dirtbag who profits from the ever encroaching de-anonymization of the web through Facebook and actively aids the government's creepy bulk information analytics efforts via Palantir. He did mastermind Gawker's downfall though, which was great.

Daddy is really the only I can say I ever think about regularly because he keeps it fresh.

Silicon Valley dirtbag. Profits from the ever encroaching de-anonymization of the web through Facebook. Actively aids the government's disturbing bulk information analytics efforts via Palantir. Thiel did mastermind Gawker's entertaining downfall though, got to give him that.

man if you hate shitty people funding stuff for their own benefit you should loathe soros

did you know his entire family is banned from a bunch of countries, because he deliberately crashed economies by dumping billions of dollars at strategic times

1992 pound short

Soros had been building a huge short position in pounds sterling for months leading up to September 1992. Soros had recognized the unfavorable position of the United Kingdom in the European Exchange Rate Mechanism. For Soros, the rate at which the United Kingdom was brought into the European Exchange Rate Mechanism was too high, their inflation was also much too high (triple the German rate), and British interest rates were hurting their asset prices.[57]

By September 16, 1992, Black Wednesday, Soros's fund had sold short more than $10 billion in pounds,[50] profiting from the UK government's reluctance to either raise its interest rates to levels comparable to those of other European Exchange Rate Mechanism countries or float its currency.

Finally, the UK withdrew from the European Exchange Rate Mechanism, devaluing the pound. Soros's profit on the bet was estimated at over $1 billion.[58] He was dubbed "the man who broke the Bank of England."[59] The estimated cost of Black Wednesday to the UK Treasury was Ā£3.4 billion.[60]

thats from his wiki article

in a similar fashion he also caused the asian financial crisis in 1997

not even going to start on his involvement in funding "activism"

Yes, I know very well the guy is a vulture. Nobody replying to you in this thread is the Soros fanboy you seem to be implying they are.

i guarantee theres at least 5 people that post in drama that unironically like him because they perceive him as an enemy to trump

all of politics supports him, all of negareddit/ahs/cth/etc etc

Sounds like leaded delusions tbqhwyf. I've never seen Soros brought up without a spergout of some kind being involved.

they think hes a real philanthropist and that people hate him because he supports progressive causes, theyre just ill informed and contrarian

they like him because the right hates him

pretending not to be Jewish wasn't easy in Nazi germany. You had to get past the racial commissions and prove heritage back several generations in a country obsessed with record keeping. You didn't simply go "nope not jewish" you had to prove so in great detail..

Please read me your fanfic where Soros brutally slashes jewish children's throats to escape the regime. Fucking christ every jew that survived the holocaust isn't some turncoat informant with a morally ambiguous past you dorks.

Pardon? What you infer from a point made to bring some historical context to a discussion is ridiculous and says more about you than me. Read me your fanfic where you take Berlin dressed in a tutu...

Mate, I don't really care that a jew survived the holocaust by lying. In the grand scheme of things, that doesn't even make a blimp.

I do because historically its interesting in each case. Especially Jews who had mixed heritage and how they avoided the racial commissions.

This is excellent for dramacoin.

One retarded rehashing of a old property down, a billion to go.

She used the forbidden A- word.

Not even basketball Americans are allowed to use it.

basketball Americans

dae cringe anarchy memes

President of ABC is black, who would've known it's a bad idea to joke about someone's bloodline being "planet of the apes" when your boss is black.

I was kind of enjoying that show. But I don't imagine Goodman would want to be attached to that, nor the chick that plays the dark haired daughter. How can you legit not know you can't refer to black people as apes?

I am looking forward to the drama though.

r/television was beating Roseanne like a pinata at a fat kid's birthday party 10 minutes after this was announced.

That sub is just a venn diagram of /r/politics and /r/mcu.

the mods of tv subreddits are unironic ugly incels, their discords are hilarious

You got photos to confirm?

During late night season r/tvā€™s front page is propagated with multiple hundred comment threads about 10 second clips of Colbert and John Oliver so they love s circlejerk

I'm not sure Reddit can handle the inevitable spergasm of that sub when Oliver or Colbert bring this up on air.

It may be the event that(hopefully)shuts down reddit

Or pay for an infinity of server time with Reddit gold spent congratulating each other over the ashes of Roseanne's career.

I know I'm reading that thread now, but it's not really what I'd call drama. The drama is gonna come from the right sperging out. I'm curious if they go with Conspiracy! or What she said was totes fine. It also might bring about more analysis on why a super cheaply shot and fairly mediocre show was so popular.

I'd like the idea that our media landscape is made up of an extremely narrow set of viewpoints explored more deeply. And I'd like the exploration to consist of clickbait articles, Twitter fights, and possibly two subreddits (ABCinAction and Roseanneghazi) one of which will be full of racial slurs and the other full of constantly doxxed sex offenders.

If Roseanne had just dog whistled about Muslims she would've gotten away with it, it was extremely retarded of her to mix in something about how VJ's bloodline was "planet of the apes" though. Definitely not a good look especially considering that her boss the president of ABC is a black woman.

Hell, I think they went full hog and pulled all reruns from the schedule too.

Damn.

Looks like they're going with it's not racist to say she's a character from Planet of the Apes.

Guys it's ok because they're smart apes

I'm curious if they go with Conspiracy!

Yeah, they are probably going to choose this one.

There is no leeway to comparing black people with monkeys. Even they know it.

John Goodman looked lost this season anyway.

He's the only member of the cast who has spent the last 20 years doing serious acting. Transitioning back to this style is probably a little weird.

Laurie Metcalf is in his league and she killed what very little they gave her to do

I saw her profile on the Today show. I had no idea she was so successful.

Yeah I never realized how much stuff she was in and how much actual theater she did.

He's the only member of the cast who has spent the last 20 years doing serious acting.

And being good at it

He's a goddamn national treasure.

All nostalgia reeboots are shit, no exceptions.

You talkin shit about girl meets world Snally?

I'm looking forward to arrested development today, tho

NO EXCEPTIONS!

Though isn't that less of a nostalgia reboot and more of an 'this ended way too soon and we've been asking for it forever' reboot?

How long until King Ralph 2

How can you legit not know you can't refer to black people as apes?

There is a bizarre trait among people (usually only on Twitter and Facebook for some reason) that don't have even a 4th grader's sense of what is going to get you in trouble. All these lefty professors getting fired for saying stupid shit, people dancing on other people's graves, and monkey jokes about black people.

I don't know why people with no idea about social norms mix that trait with loudness on social media, but it's great for dramacoin.

They don't realize that the "jokes" they can say in the company of their equally racist friends and family won't go over well when tweeted to millions of people.

Shit, you cracked the code. I've been wondering why people do these things in public when there will be obvious consequences.

Being small town sheltered inbred fucks? Yeah, we knew this.

People who lack social sense don't have the social sense to be quiet when they're supposed to.

The boomer suicide rate just quadrupled

Good

FIRST THAT TIM ALLEN SHOW AND NOW THIS

Good thing we have /r/familyman to keep us warm at night

It's a good show!

If they don't cancel the ratings would reveal that people don't give a shit and the outrage is just a false consensus of a few loud crybabies who probably don't watch the show in the first place.

ITs not ratings, its advertisers fleeing that they are rightly worried about

And actors, and producers. You know Wanda Sykes probably wasn't the first on that crew to be on the phone to her lawyer when that shit started.

Or she knew it would be cancelled

Youā€™re correct I am sure sheā€™ll be qwhite fine

OogaBoogaObama

yes, i definitely trust your opinion about the amount of racism people "give a shit about"

DEEP STATE FIGHTING True PATRIOTS!! Trust IN Q. Trust in th planm...

This is only going to embolden the boomers.

Q predicted this

Wasn't Roseanne literally a Qultist?

Yup

She also recently tweeted at Chelsea Clinton calling her "Chelsea Soros Clinton."

IDK, but she probably mods /r/greatawakening.

she also retweeted someone saying that George Soros was the CEO of antifa

Lots of blue collar economic anxiety in that tweet.

Lots of blue collar (((economic anxiety))) in that tweet

tbh, nothing was lost. The visual of everyone being a million years older really threw me for a loop and I had a hard time watching it. No one on that cast aged gracefully.

Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.
She replied to CNN reporter Andrew Kaczynski and said it was ā€œa joke.ā€

Jesus. She might be feepo or botchlings.

A: "HAHA NIGGERS LOOK LIKE MONKEYS!"
B: "Dude. That's racist as fuck."
A: "IT WAS A JOKE. FUCKING LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!"

I have a legitimate question. Why does Sarah Chalke play a new character instead of the character she actually played on Roseanne?

Also, Sarah Chalke is going to look the same until she dies.

They had her play a new character because the first person to play the character she originally played came back.

She's not really a cast member in this remake. She only had like 10 total minutes of screen time.

That is legitimately retarded. Why even bother?

it was a meta joke

I have a legitimate question. Why does Sarah Chalke play a new character instead of the character she actually played on Roseanne?

Someone is Roseanne illiterate

the original run even had jokes about "new" and "old" becky

Being Roseanne illiterate is not a bad thing tbqh.

it used to be a decent show, actually

i recommend the child beating or the weed episode

She was great in Ernest Goes to School.

Goodman looks pretty good, considering what a fat fuck he was for so long.

I'm sure they're already on the "muh not a race" circlejerk

I remember a while ago someone linked a "conservative comedian" Twitter spergout in progress featuring "blacks steal bikes lol" tier jokes. It made me realize that some people have fixated on political correctness for so long that to them just saying something offensive is the most hilarious thing ever, no humor required. They're experiencing a second "I'm 9 and swearing is funny" phase but in adulthood.

I mean compared to most black people at least in 1 picture VJ looks more like a planet of the apes mask than not.

lmao that tweet isn't even SJW racism, it's actually racist as hell

this is good for dramacoin

Accurate though

I haven't heard a monkey= black people slur in a while.

she did it to susan rice in like 2007 on twitter as well.

fucking newnigger

>11 years ago

and?

are you a fetus?

>I haven't heard a monkey= black people slur in a while.

>11 years ago

he's the creator of /r/GreatApes lol

Excuse me it was comparing her to an ape.

Wtf.

Aren't all humans apes?

Yes, clearly Roseanne was just displaying her knowledge of phyletic relationships.

knowledge of the modern human racist.

yes, even the subhuman neanderthal ones are.

Not just any apes, great apes.

Also ape no longer sounds like a word after saying it 5 times.

In one of the tweets, she wrote, "Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj."

Barr was responding to a comment about Valerie Jarrett, a top former aide to President Obama. She replied to CNN reporter Andrew Kaczynski and said it was "a joke."

I'm pretty sure that in the context it is kinda racist (even as a joke).

Agreed. Just doing my part:

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Except the person in question isn't black. Not sure how fucking everyone seems to have missed that.

She is tho. Her father is a full darkie.

I want to see some regional polls asking whether it's racist. To me, it was super racist. Like, at the cringe-when-reading level...but then I read a few threads on t_d and the Q sub and it turns out that at least 3/4 of Daddy fans claim to legitimately not understand why it's racist. Gee shucks, the SJWs are at it again, etc.

I really want to know if it's the South being retarded or what.

is valerie jarret even black? i thought she was israeli

Yes, her parents are American, she was born in Iran, she is black.

are her parents iranian?

her parents are American

could be both

No, Americans who moved to Iran. Whether they got their Iranian citizenship, I do not know, but they both were born in America.

That is probably the best nod gif I've seen.. or maybe it is just one I've not seen a thousand times some I'm defaulting it to the best.

Everyone who doesn't live on a swamp in Mississippi should know that comparing black people to monkeys has a history as a racist trope

Yeah but school is for cucks. Being ignorant to own the libsšŸ˜‚

There are people who unironically believe that. I thought I came to this sub to read shitposts, not get reality shoved in my face buddy.

Sorry for seriousposting. I hear fentanyl helps

Why do you think the good shitposts are so prominent these days? Reality IS a shitpost my dude

People in Mississippi swamps better know the connotation, the seem to be doing it all the time.

And the Mississippi swamp folk are probably mostly black anyways, so we should be covered.

I seriously grew up in a swamp in Mississippi and I know that.

Even those of us in MS know the history of that. The ones claiming to be ignorant of it are just making excuses.

/u/WeWUZKANG5 would like to have a word with you

As someone living in the south, we are aware. The most racist people I personally know are my gf's family from rural illinois. Her democrat-registered mother still locks the car door when black people walk by.

My best friend says the same thing about his extended family from a Pennsyvania farm town.

I'm not saying the north is more racist than the south, but rural/city comparison probably has way higher racist ratio than just purely north/south.

This is true, I'm pretty sure thereā€™s a lot of clan activity in rural MN despite how liberal the Twin Cities are.

citation?

They know it is racist in the south, they are just trying to get away with being able to do it.

There's a weird trend on the Internet in which people act autistic in the literal definition of the world, in that they pretend not to know the social contexts of actions or words. Then again, they may also be literally autistic.

It's okay to call every other skin colour a monkey, ape, simian, gorilla, but as soon as we get to black people, it's off limits. There's a word for that: privilege. Blacks are privileged.

Exhibit A

It's because you can call white people monkeys and it not be racist, so surely not every single instance of saying a black person looks like a monkey is an attack on racism. Some niggas just look like monkeys. I mean, are we supposed to pretend they don't? White guy in my office looks like a monkey and acts like one--should I just look the other way or is it OK because he is white?

tbf if you look like an ape blame your parents.

I personally love how Trumpers are yelling about her not being black, but Iranian. Some extensive research (A simple google search) reveals that her parents are Americans and her great grandfather was the first Black man in MTT. Obviously they don't understand the difference between nationality and race.

She looks like a monkey though. Plus she was responsible for a lot of Obamaā€™s garbage policies.

She looks like a monkey though.

I mean not really and even so I think it is pretty well known calling a black person a monkey is a racial slur and has been used as one for a very long time.

Plus she was responsible for a lot of Obamaā€™s garbage policies.

K? Not sure what this has to do with what I said, but if you wanna get that off your chest and randomly insert it into a response to me saying that the 'SHE IS IRANIAN NOT BLACK' defense to say she looks like a monkey is misinformation and a lie.

You have a point and Iā€™m not saying it wasnā€™t racist. But you canā€™t tell me that she doesnā€™t look a lot like ā€œAriā€ from ā€œThe Planet of the Apesā€.

Honestly, I don't really see it that much. Not sure what to tell you.

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I feel like roseanne would've clarified that she had just meant VJ's individual looks by now if that were the case. She was on Ambien at the time and probably doesn't even remember what she honestly meant.

Regardless unless you're retarded you should know to avoid making comparisons between black people and apes... especially saying that VJ is a "child" of the Muslim Brotherhood and planet of the apes, it looks a lot like she's referring to blood lines and claiming that VJ is half black "ape" and half Iranian.

Well, that's because they are not very smart.

One drop rule. Middle east < Black < White.

It's also completely factually correct.

The Muslim Brotherhood went into the fictional universe of the Planet of the Apes to bang a supersmart monkey and the result of that union is former Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett?

Somehow I doubt that.

The Muslim Brotherhood isn't an organism, so it can't have babies šŸ˜Ž

I was thinking it was something fairly tame at first. No...that is full on racis'.

Right? It's like "oh roseanne barr said something 'racist' I'm sure everyone's gonna overreact like ret- oh no no that's actually racist as fuck" lmao.

Tbh, some black people do look like apes in a way whiteys can't. One example is the fugly Leslie Jones.

Just like whiteys can have that subtle mole-rat look on them, unlike blacks.

Lmao I thought she and Rosie O'Donnell were the same person the entire time.

She's O'Donnell's evil twin except that O'Donnell is evil too.

Both of them should be mods.

Can anyone screen the article for a EU Lad

It doesn't say anything really, I just grabbed the first search result. She tweeted that former Obama aide Valerie Jarret (who is black) was a baby of the Muslim brotherhood and planet of the apes

Valerie Jarrett IS a baby of the Muslim Brotherhood.

The Muslim Brotherhood isn't an organism, so it can't have babies šŸ˜Ž

Autistic, muslim and gay is no way to go through life, son.

well, thank allah i'm not muslim then

Good. You may not be beyond redemption.

/r/conspiracy, your thoughts? šŸŽ™ļø

A difficult and sometimes obnoxious comedian acts obnoxiously gets show cancelled.

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Fucking racists, you oppress me so much....

I mean her feed was always weird but once she jumped into the Qult it basically became paranoid schizo tier insanity, feel this was kind of inevitable. She's a prime example of your Brain on Q

Q not even once.

Now I guess she'll devote herself full time to looking for videos of Hillary cutting off kids faces, wearing them to terrify the child before drinking the blood of and eatting the child alive

I'm out of the loop on Q, cam some one inform me on Q so I can enjoy the drama more.

This took me a minute to get as concise and objective as possible, I expect a thank you:

"Q" is an ongoing, extremely elaborate LARP on 4 & 8chan by a team of people with way too much time on their hands pretending to be highly placed government agents releasing top secret intelligence (cryptically, "to protect their identities") regarding an international ring of child abduction and sex trafficking run by the "Deep State"

I'm not sure if you can still call it a larp when it all point towards monetization.

Imagine if the_donald got a Ouija board

/u/snallygaster is the resident Qult expert around these parts

Q is a fictional character as well as the name of a race in Star Trek appearing in the Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager series, as well as in related media. The most familiar Q is portrayed by John de Lancie. He is an extra-dimensional being of unknown origin who possesses immeasurable power over normal human notions of time, space, the laws of physics, and reality itself, being capable of violating or altering them in unpredictable ways with a casual thought or hand gesture. Despite his vast knowledge and experience spanning untold eons (and much to the exasperation of the object(s) of his obsession), he is not above practical jokes for his own personal amusement, for a Machiavellian and manipulative purpose, or to prove a point. He is said to be nigh-omnipotent, and he is continually evasive regarding his true motivations.

See the sidebar of /r/Qult_Headquarters. It's quite the phenomenon.

Imagine an ARG where the people running the game are making shit up as they go and there's no cool payoff at the end.

Q is a modern internet age cult movement that basically signifies that conservatives are going back to their pre-modern roots.

Rosanne/MDE crossover fanfiction stock is skyrocketing as we speak.

But how many people has she molested ?.

Tbh, I couldnā€™t care less about Roseanne Barr or any of them. I just think the drama will be fun to watch. Imo it doesnā€™t matter what TV stars think, as long as their shows are funny. However, this clearly isnā€™t the case with a lot of people, so argue on, easily offended snowflakes!!!! Your drama sustains us

Are you ready for the absolute pant shitting rage from people who thought Kathy Griffin should've been beheaded on live TV?

Aye Aye Captain.

I think Kathy Griffin should be beheaded on live tv, but for reasons entirely unrelated to politics.

Gas anyone that has any connection to Andy Dick, no remorse.

Ironically, this would have made me actually watch the show just to see what a train wreck it would be.

But no, let the shitty 90s sitcoms stay dead please. Full House was bad enough.

I was excited for next season when Scott Baio was going to join the cast for a very special episode about pizzagate where DJ gets eaten by Jews.

Daily reminder that the libs will always be culturally dominant. Step out of line and get Damore'd

Can't even call black people monkeys no mo without the libs and the joos gettin all uppity

That's the jist of American heartland culture right there

But she really does look like a monkey. She also lives with the Obamas. What kind of adult does that?

I can see it. Did you remember Ari from Planet of the Apes? She looks a lot like her as well. http://planetoftheapes.wikia.com/wiki/Ari

Yeah but thatā€™s not a monkey, thatā€™s Helena Bonham Carter with brown makeup on.

And makeup to make her look more ape like. Just like Valerie Jarret.

šŸ˜‚ you are dumb as hell. Jarret looks like a mayo with a spray tan.

She doesnā€™t look black I will give you that. But she doesnā€™t look fully evolved either.

No whites do, it's the Neanderthal DNA

Oh here we go with the anti-white racism. Look up IQ by race and you will see which race is most similar to apes.

muh IQ test tho

Shut up racenerd

Hey you are the one that brought up Whites being less evolved. The evidence is to the contrary. Blacks have lower IQs and higher testosterone levels then other groups. That is why they are so violent.

higher testosterone levels

easy now big boy

I donā€™t get it?

unironically: europeans are quite apelike. When the proportion of indigenous euro ancestry goes up, you see more of these primitive looking snoutlike features with upturned noses and prognathism.

The "Aryan" phenotype is one of Middle Eastern origin.

What are you talking about? A lot of blacks look like actual gorillas and they have gorilla brains to match their gorilla bodies

Now she's been dropped by her agent. Wow. Hundreds of people unemployed, millions in ad revenue lost all because of one thoughtless tweet. Has a career ever gone down in flames this fast?

I'm glad when my aging parents say racist shit the worst thing I have to do is apologize to a waitress at Steak and Shake.

One tweet and a shit ton of people are out of a job

"hold my fries while I'm being a deplorable fat cunt"

Is this the reboot that was going to be steeped to the big fat floppy tits with social justice stuff?

If you really wanna see some shit check out what Bill O'Reilly said

Who hacked that Twitter account?

Lol @ the pervert who caused his own show to self-destruct trying to join the moral high ground.

Maybe Elon Musk can save this show?

Valerie Jarrett is an ugly-ass Muslim Brotherhood agent, though.

apologizing for jokes ever

Can we get the fat folks confused by saying this was thin privilege?

Absolutely no one saw this coming. Straight out of right field, this was.

you know certain people were waiting for an opportunity to do that shit lol

Between Season 9 and this I don't know what's a bigger trainwreck.

I dont understand how comparing a single black person to an ape is a racial comment?

Oh man we definitely need to trade usernames.

Man you could do some karma whoring with that username

or be an excellent troll

I have my karma whoring moments

Roseanne is darker than Valeria, so ABC are the real racists.

Really males you think .apeg

Valerie Jarret is an ugly woman though. Was only a matter if time until the nutjob got her show cancelled anyway.

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How dumb do you have to be to cost yourself a big payday in nostalgia land?

Imagine having miraculously gotten your old role back on a show that was dead for years, having it do better than anyone imagined, and then throwing all of that away to call Valerie Jarrett racist names.

I challenge anyone to look at a picture of Valerie Jarrett after this and not say: "Holy Shit."

how about "holy bird shit"

Surprised that a known racist posted racist ass shit....fuck this bitch in particular.

She could have tried to claim that she was hacked.

Baby boomers are all racists

fat white pile of shit loses final chance at an acting job

there's Rosannes last punchline

"Kneeling" thing: "NFL Teams are private businesses and they can do what they want."

Roseanne: "WTF WHY DON'T LIBERALS RESPECT FREEDOM OF SPEECH?!"

Hobby Lobby: "Hobby Lobby is a private and should be allowed to make decisions internal to their business if they object to regulations religiously."

Google: "WTF WHY DO LIBERALS HATE FREEDOM - THEY SHOULD HIRE AND FIRE BASED ON MERIT NOT OPINIONS."

2nd Amendment: "We need guns in case we have to fight for freedom."

Palestinians: "THEY SHOULD PROTEST PEACEFULLY, OTHERWISE THEY ARE JUST TERRORISTS."

She called an app an app. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape

Also, she said a woman who came from Iran, a majority Shiite culture, was part of the "Muslim Brotherhood" in the same tweet.

The Muslim Brotherhood are Suuni Wahhabists. They would not be caught dead affiliating with a Shiite.

So not only did she just equate a black woman with a monkey, but also thinks all Muslims are the same and in agreement.

She hit the double-whammy of racist and completely ignorant of world political affairs.

No wonder Trump likes her so much, they think so similarly!

Guarantee this ends all hopes for the dems to retake congress.

She should be banned for promulgating the ignorant lie that humans aren't apes.

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When you avoid cancer...

Is Valerie Jarrett black? She looks white as hell.

And does look like one of the light-skinned cast of the first planet of the apes movie with Mark Wahlberg.

Not because she's black (she looks white), but because she personally looks like the cast.

What other shows can be classified as Boomershit?

(((SiriusXM)))

I dont give a shit. If the show was any good, the exec's wouldnt have pulled it over a mean tweet. Look at House of Cards: lead actor rapes young boys and they only pull his character.