If pit bulls were as viscous as chihuahuas they would be the planet's dominant species, annihilating every living organism in their ferocious, malevolent path.
Pibbles are cute, at least when they don't have mutilated ears like so many rednecks do to them, and aren't bred to be 100 pound mutants with hideous wide faces (KILL IT WITH FIRE. The pibble I grew up with could've easily killed dozens of children, and I could care less b/c she was like super cute. Unfortunately she died of old age without ever getting the chance (maybe she was too much of a pussy) and my lame apartment won't let me terrorize the children of the community with one. Right to pibble seriously needs to be in the constitution.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-30
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1 micronenis 2018-05-30
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1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-05-30
Your a medium sized rat? Ok you do you hun
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-30
Please don't compare insutlt dogs by comparing them to Tay-tay, thanks.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
Don't talk shit about my queen smh ๐ก๐
1 better_bot 2018-05-30
Nothing makes you feel quite as human as keeping a small and absolutely useless creature in your home just so you can pet it every now and then.
Wait, are we talking about dogs or wives?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
Kittiesssssss!! ๐ป
/u/ima-kitty
1 ima-kitty 2018-05-30
๐ ๐ฆ pet me daddy!!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
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1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-05-30
Indeed, biggest strawman I have ever seen is by people who compare pibbles to chihuahuas.
1 modsarethebest 2018-05-30
There is only one breed: dog breed!
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-30
If pit bulls were as viscous as chihuahuas they would be the planet's dominant species, annihilating every living organism in their ferocious, malevolent path.
1 kippot 2018-05-30
The liquid canines
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-30
oh god damnit
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 Matthew94 2018-05-30
Miss us with that gay shit
1 AhdoanbilivtForilido 2018-05-30
Now post the one that says you are a faggot
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 pepperouchau 2018-05-30
That's all of my posts, big boi
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-30
Yet they still kill.
We need to remove the dogs. Doggocide now.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-30
If a Chihuahua kills you then it's just natural selection at the point.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-30
Can't even argue against that, tbh.
1 lametown_poopypants 2018-05-30
I showed this to my friend who had his teacup chihuahua murdered by a pit bull and he cried.
What a pussy.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/KIOLjHc.png
1 UserUnknown2 2018-05-30
This is just racist dogwhistle shit right?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
(โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
1 UserUnknown2 2018-05-30
(โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
1 Dart0is 2018-05-30
Chihuahua are trash & mean, their bite is so strong it can reap your soul instantly. Pit bull are awesome My boser is the best. Fuck Chihuahua
1 carthoris26 2018-05-30
Can we start grillposting next?
1 Plexipus 2018-05-30
What makes chihuahuas dangerous is they are actually high level sorcerers
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
Lol
1 watermark02 2018-05-30
It's unfortunate that a Chiuahua has never killed anyone tbh, anyone retarded enough to get a shitty dog like a Chiuahua deserves it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
thiCC ass ๐ corgis are the best!! ๐๐
1 watermark02 2018-05-30
Pibbles are cute, at least when they don't have mutilated ears like so many rednecks do to them, and aren't bred to be 100 pound mutants with hideous wide faces (KILL IT WITH FIRE. The pibble I grew up with could've easily killed dozens of children, and I could care less b/c she was like super cute. Unfortunately she died of old age without ever getting the chance (maybe she was too much of a pussy) and my lame apartment won't let me terrorize the children of the community with one. Right to pibble seriously needs to be in the constitution.
Fact: my pibble >>>>> your children
How about a corgi pit mix?
Ever noticed that anything mixed with a pit bull = pit bull? Their blood is like oil that poisons fresh water.
1 Beaton_D_Whitewomen 2018-05-30
that's basically any other group mixed with white genes too. the whites harder to see, but its in there causing behavior problems
1 watermark02 2018-05-30
Not a single drop of putrid mayo blood should be tolerated.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
This but unironically
1 Matthew94 2018-05-30
Ed you don't know who maddox is.
You're like 15.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
huh?