I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Come on, we need to be on the right side of history. We need children as soldiers, and a side mission after the war. You're a POW german kid that had to disarm land mines from the german and genmark shores. We need realism.

KONY 1944

Never 4get

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kony

Lol 60 wives 42 children. At least 18 of these women not pulling their weight.

What a bunch of cucks

Press F to play minesweeper hardcore permadeath no roll SL1 run.

play as george soros

Fugg yes! 😍

/u/WeWuzKANG5 IRL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wrong thread Ed.

/u/WeWuzKANG5 didn't like it lol

Gotta opt in for the globalist dlc

What we really need is a way to customize our characters so that they can appear naked on the battlefield, regardless of gender.

Really tho we need anthropomorphic animal skins in the game. /u/poorlittlemarco /u/snallygaster /u/pantherchamp, am I right?

Only so I can live out my furrycide fantasies.

start with urself

MY VIDYA GAME WHERE I CAN FUCKING JUMP OUT FROM MY JET, SHOOT DOWN 3 ENEMY JETS WITH A SINGLE ROCKET LAUNCHER, AND FALL BACK INTO JET THAT MAGICALLY DIDN'T START STALLING/FLAILING AROUND LIKE A CHILD WITH EPILPSY BECAUSE NOBODY CONTROLLED IT, IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many levels of autism does it take?

Where are the jets in WW2?

OMG U RIGHT, NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH, REMOVE THE JETS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wont be happy until i see a remake of Flags of our father's with women, trannies and wheel chair bound gender fluid lesbians recreate the famous flag planting.

I want to be a black trans woman with a peg leg single-handedly winning the Battle of Okinawa.

You can be anything you want. Learn to fly my little free bird.

Here, although no idea if it's in the game.

fuck man you dont know about the me262?

ABSOLUTE STATE OF MODERN EDUCATION

I'm starting to side with the SJWs against "gamers" tbh.

Team up with the SJWs to genocide gamers, then eith no gamers there'll be no one to protect the SJWs 😈

Lets find out...

MY VIDYA GAME WHERE I CAN FUCKING JUMP OUT FROM MY JET, SHOOT DOWN 3 ENEMY JETS WITH A SINGLE ROCKET LAUNCHER, AND FALL BACK INTO JET THAT MAGICALLY DIDN'T START STALLING/FLAILING AROUND LIKE A CHILD WITH EPILPSY BECAUSE NOBODY CONTROLLED IT, IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One.

MY VIDYA GAME WHERE I CAN FUCKING JUMP OUT FROM MY JET, SHOOT DOWN 3 ENEMY JETS WITH A SINGLE ROCKET LAUNCHER, AND FALL BACK INTO JET THAT MAGICALLY DIDN'T START STALLING/FLAILING AROUND LIKE A CHILD WITH EPILPSY BECAUSE NOBODY CONTROLLED IT, IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Two.

MY VIDYA GAME WHERE I CAN FUCKING JUMP OUT FROM MY JET, SHOOT DOWN 3 ENEMY JETS WITH A SINGLE ROCKET LAUNCHER, AND FALL BACK INTO JET THAT MAGICALLY DIDN'T START STALLING/FLAILING AROUND LIKE A CHILD WITH EPILPSY BECAUSE NOBODY CONTROLLED IT, IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Three...

Three.

It was more than three, when I go into autism, I go into it very seriously. And I don't stop.

Beware of autist with nothing to lose, cunts.

Most of the people in this subreddit are acting like children, so it'd be fitting if they get the option to play as them.

Sheeeesh

Still more realistic than women fighting or the holocaust.

Holocauster Tycoon

The reason why is because it would expose the lie of what really happened. No one denies that Jews were killed or allowed to die from illness in the camps. People deny 6million being killed in a little over 4 years while Germany was fighting western and eastern wars at the same time.

holoco$t

You get to play as a child soldier trying to escape a sex dungeon in the new war game based on historical 2018 Hollywood.

The Pizza parlor expansion pack?

Fascinating

"I'm not sperging. You're Sperging! 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOMEN IN VIDYA.' THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE MOTHERFUCKER."

he's right though

everyone reeing about "realism" there is retarded

It’s time we forcibly eject anyone who actually gives a fuck about any of this out of our galaxy.

MUH IMMERSION is the most retarded response to all of this that I've seen.

You want real immersive war? Go down the road and enlist, you fat sweaty fuck. One less mayo to deal with

This is America

I am having trouble believing this is a thing.

Is this the first historical shooter that's given you the option of playing as a woman?

I know Battlefield 1 did but it was only in the Russia DLC

Nope.

Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, and more have done it in the past.

They just based it off actual people instead of what Battlefield V is doing (not counting Cod:WW2)

When I saw this title I as a brief flicker of hope that there might be some interesting discussion on Volksgrenadiers.

Instead I got social justice nonsense and a handful of trolls.

:(

But you ARE forced to look at everyone else's stupid, immersion-breaking cosmetic choices.

Do people actually play FPS games because they think they're realistic?

That does sound pretty fun

The r/Battlefield drama is so great from both sides. Idiot devs should have just said "we wanted a female so dollle with it." But instead they tried to pretend it was for historical reasons. The stupidity of it all is just so funny. I had to sub there and I don't even play the game.

listen, if you want to be able to play the hitler youth in battlefield, why not skip all the xbox shit and just move to alabama