Why Ed is retarded.

30 2018-05-30 by Coco_Bandicock

Ed is obviously a retard that the mods keep locked up in order to protect the world from his retardation. u/Ed_ButteredToast is now forced to post on r/drama with the only thing keeping him going being his rapidly decreasing supply of Fentanyl and the occasional piece of stale bread and cup of salt water the mods use to keep him alive. If you encounter Ed, do not approach. Instead, throw tomatoes and shit at him while laughing at him. Eventually, he returns to his lair, keeping society safe for the moment.

30 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-30

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. ^{^{^src}}

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1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-05-30

Damn Snappy that's true

1 ima-kitty 2018-05-30

It is true. The title is "WHY ed is retarded" and then you never say why 😣

1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-05-30

I actually did. By keeping him locked up for his stupidity, the mods have deteriorated the rest of his brain, making him a zombie at this point.

1 better_bot 2018-05-30

You didn't say any of that.

1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-05-30

I forgot to put it in.

1 better_bot 2018-05-30

big if true

1 HumbertHumbertTekken 2018-05-30

Title. Don't care if you agree, don't care if removed by mods. This sub is the epitome of useless, stupid bullshit, so if you're reading this, fuck off, mong. Seeing a post from here show up on my feed makes me want to rip my own dick off. Until I remember that without my dick, I'd be only slightly more useful than the fucking mongs on here retarding-up every second of their lives until they procreate and develop even more severely-retarded creatures. I feel so old, I remember when Reddit used to NOT suck 3000 cocks per hour. Good old days.

1 kippot 2018-05-30

I really hope this is not pasta

1 Fr33_Lax 2018-05-30

"ironic" stupidity.

1 better_bot 2018-05-30

I will never understand how one retard can get so many love letters on this sub.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30