/u/GetApplesauced I hope this tell of my own horrible encounter with /u/Zachums helps bring you solace in knowing you're not the only one.
In October 2001, u/Zachums met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Maybe you should stalk me around Reddit some more, lol. Maybe you should try the edgelord autism jokes from seven years ago again, lol lol. Maybe if you keep responding to every post I make anywhere on the site I'll pay more attention to you, lol lol lol.
"Everyone who makes fun of my cut and paste /pol/ personality that is not original in any way and the way I spend my free time begging people for negative attention online is so mad right now. They're mad at me because I'm a master troll. I'm proud to be a master troll because otherwise I'd be a completely boring loser with nothing in my life to keep me busy."
Generally when someone says 'goodbye', they don't proceed to respond for several more hours. I get that the bussy around here is top grade, but you're not very good at saying goodbye.
I actually figured that if I got a manly dog everyone would assume I have a really small wiener. Same if I had a giant truck. It's why now when people see my meme dog and electric car they know my penis is huge.
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
Lmfao, yeah, being a 32 year old that still has the personality of a 14 year old kid with no friends lashing out on the internet for negative attention is not the big accomplishment you think it is, hahahah.
None of that makes you an interesting person with a personality that people find enjoyable and hobbies that you find fulfilling. Good luck finding some loophole where you being proud to be a teenage edgelord isn't fucking pathetic somehow, hahah.
You are so desperate for my validation, hahah. Play fantasy world all you want, no one that's happy with themselves or is leading a full life spends their free time the way you do, especially at 32. Stop begging me for attention now.
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand.
Hahaha, oh yeah, you're such a victim under attack because a normal person doesn't think you're fucking cool for being a 4chan kiddie at 32. Oh, and it's also not pathetic to be so devoid of personality that you're proud of that, you're actually a really cool guy that's just misunderstood. If I understood your advanced form of playground humour I'd definitely think you're hilarious and cool for spending your shitty life the way you do.
You're so fucking insecure that you can't even deal with someone noticing the shitty parts of your personality that you're proud to share.
"Please pay negative attention to me, I'll follow you around and respond to every random comment you make with my 4chan kiddie edgelord stand up routine if you'll just notice I exist."
Whatever you say, you still have to wake up tomorrow as the /r/Drama edgelord with nothing to do in his free time but follow people around and quote 4chan shit that wasn't edgy or original when it was new seven years ago.
Guys, this is really immature and just shows how awful reddit can be. This isn’t funny, this isn’t interesting, and this isn’t nice. All that happened here was that I made a mistake, I admitted in the original post that it was, in fact, a mistake. Like I’ve never studied a vagina before, how was I supposed to know where everything was?
Like, if this post was made right after I made the original cervix statement, I could see why. But this was made long after I had a conversation with many people and eventually was corrected after a million assholes had downvoted me for no reason.
Put yourself in my shoes, what if you made a mistake and you got harassed and had the post plastered all over the internet? Wouldn’t feel very good, would it?
Or how would you like it if you lost ALL your comment karma over one fuck up? Wouldn’t feel very good, would it?
Like, the worst part is, you sick bastards actually think this shit is funny. Is a simple typo funny? Is a misunderstanding funny (especially from someone who never had to study or learn this anatomy before)? Is discriminating against someone because of their state funny? Is calling someone retarded and telling them they should die funny?
Like, you guys need to stop being cynical reddit fags and stop cyberbullyig someone over such a trivial thing. If you want to see something actually funny, go watch something like Charlie Chaplin or Looney Tunes, don’t bully some random person on the internet for laughs.
/u/GetApplesauced, I think this started off on the wrong foot. Why are you so mad about this? Though I do sympathize somewhat, /u/Zachums is almost as bad as /u/phedre.
Get over yourself, no one gives a shit what you think of them. It's way more shameful to be a perfect fit for the audience of this sub, you're admitting that you have so little going on in your life that Reddit drama is a valid way to spend your free time.
I'll tell you one thing, it's not "lol depression jokes, please pay negative attention to me online while I act like a fool in a desperate attempt to be offensive"
Hahaha, oh my God. You just cited people on /r/Drama as your fucking friend. That is hilarious.
You are so far gone you have no idea how much of life you're missing out on. Some trash loser girlfriend that can't do better than someone like you and a dog doesn't make your life interesting -- it's still filled with this high school drama shit, except even more pathetic because it's on the internet with strangers you don't know.
That was the funniest attempt to prove you're a cool kid who is happy with his life out of anyone on this subreddit.
You can try the random insult game all day, it doesn't have the same effect for you to make up random shit you think about me as it did for me to notice the shameful and pathetic way you spend your free time.
I have a full life full of hobbies and friends because I have an appealing personality forged from real life experiences with others and I didn't dedicate every night to internet drama, you're not going to hurt my feelings by pretending I'm as lonely as someone like you that fills every moment with Reddit drama to make themselves feel like they had an interesting day, hahah.
Lmao, I can tell I hurt your feelings because you're repeating all the true things I noticed about your shitty life back at me as if it'd have the same effect on me that it did on you.
It doesn't work that way. I'm comfortable with my life, that's why I don't spend all day trolling Reddit for negative attention and browsing Drama subs to feel interesting.
Hm? I don’t recall you accusing me of whining, nor me stating I wouldn’t interact with you. But the certainty you will respond to anything I say tells me: you’re hurt and uncomfortable.
Is the therapist not working out or did you realize you just won’t ever get that 10 to look at you? The lack of job has you down, I know. Welfare sounds like something that would suck, but buck-up! You can get some candy with your food stamps.
Either way, your obvious transphobia and alt-right beliefs are perfect for /r/drama. You should stick around. You probably think blacks should pick cotton.
arent you that guy that sent me PMs for a week straight begging me for attention? still following me around trying to prove you're not a fucking loser with too much time on his hands? i'm not sure if you realize this, but stalking people on the internet that hurt your feelings last week is not the best way to prove your life isnt empty
Yeah yeah "loser with too much time, hurt feelings, self-esteem this and that, empty life" blah blah I get it lol, you told me all that when I did pm you one day (not a week straight if my math is correct).
Come up with something you haven't already told me. Your insults are getting lazy my man, I expected more from you of all people.
What more is there to say about someone who has a life so empty they stalk someone online for weeks? You're a boring dude with too much free time on his hands that pretends Reddit drama makes him interesting, just like all your loser internet friends
Lmao, now you're pretending you're not checking up on me and you just stumbled across this in your life full of boring internet drama. Either one's pathetic, but having to lie makes it so much worse.
You're right. How could I possibly not check up on my favorite internet buddy Applesauce? You're a gold mine for quality convos, and I care about you man. I just wanna make sure you don't get into too much trouble. Hey and I'll say all these for you, so you can save a little time on your next reply.
"Cringey shit dude, low self esteem, loser with too much time, admitting to pathetic life, I don't respect you or your shitty opinion, alt-right bigot."
Lol at finally admitting you live for this stupid internet shit, when you spent a full day denying that you love trolling for negative attention just last week. I told you that you were shitty at hiding your intentions.
Lol ya got me! You're a clever one, Saucy. I'm gonna miss our convos when you decide to finally go spend some time with all those friends who like you for your engaging personality forged by real life experiences.
Btw, is it a day or a week or weeks that I spent talking to you? I'm losing track at this point, we've said so many different things.
Me commenting on your wasted life because you chose to stalk me is not the same thing as you having nothing better to do with your time than stalk me, but I suppose playing pretend idiot who can't make basic connections is as good a strategy as any to justify your wasted time.
That would be a good point, but it's far from just me you do this to. For anyone who says anything to you, you take the time to comment on their wasted life, tell them they're a shitty alt-right bigot loser 14 year old playing pretend cool kid douchebag on the internet begging for the negative attention of someone who doesn't respect them at all, etc etc.
But hey, you tried to make a point. And if telling me I stalk you (totally do, huge fan btw) makes you feel better about all this, then continue doing what you're doing.
I mean, at least I'm not a cringey internet troll with no real life to fall back on so I spend my time begging for the validation of my shitty personality to someone who doesn't respect me on the internet.
Oh shit wait, that's your line. My bad.
And I'll go ahead and get this "you're high if you think I care enough to read that" out of the way too, bud. No need waste your energy saying that.
You're really desperate to justify the time you wasted writing yet another rant to the person you stalk that isn't interested in anything you have to say.
I haven't tried to justify it yet, but hey I will now. I just really enjoy this back and forth we have, Saucy. This dialogue we've created, it's beautiful.
Hey but this time, say something new and interesting! Y'know, instead of the old stuff like "cringey shit dude" and whatnot.
Play pretend idiot all you want, normal people with activities and friends to fill their free time don't think about some internet stranger that hurt their feelings for a full week
Again, me noticing your wasted life and commenting on it after you stalk me around Reddit for a week is not the same thing as you having a shitty enough life to justify spending your free time that way.
You can keep pretending it's the exact same thing to be a lonely loser and to make fun of one, but we both know that's desperate.
And again that would be a valid argument if it wasn't just me that you did this with. But alas, you sit here and do this with multiple people everyday. But that's okay, we all understand. You've gotta do something for attention. No judgement here.
I'm bored of this so I'm just gonna quote myself at you, since it applies to every message you send.
Again, me noticing your wasted life and commenting on it after you stalk me around Reddit for a week is not the same thing as you having a shitty enough life to justify spending your free time that way.
You can keep pretending it's the exact same thing to be a lonely loser and to make fun of one, but we both know that's desperate.
Just ignore him man, let him know whatever he does you won't reply to him and then don't ever again. Look at this tantrum he wrote about me. I'm living rent free in his head and he's obsessively checking every one of my posts. And, when he replies with a multi-paragraph rant I just don't read it. It'll frustrate the hell out of him and you won't be bothered at all ;)
I'll ignore it eventually lol, but I'm having a bit too much fun stirring the pot with this guy for now. His narcissistic tirades are probably the best/worst thing on Reddit right now
Lmao, nice little support group you got here. Check up on me every day for another three weeks of your empty life and pretend I'm the one living in your head "rent-free", hahaha. I literally can't even remember who you are, but here you are, following me around and talking to other crazy stalker people like you.
Also, pretending that post I made has anything to do with you is so deluded and self-absorbed. I don't even know who you are or what we talked about, it has nothing to do with you. Fucking lol, I can't imagine having so little in my life that I made everything about me just to feel like someone noticed I existed, you boring friendless fucking loser.
I'm not your fucking friend you lonely edgelord loser who tells people to kill themselves in PMs between moderating his 1000 Reddit communities in a failed attempt to fill his empty life.
I didn't tell you to kill yourself, I just said that when you do not to implicate me in your letter. I'm sorry you lack reading comprehension, but I'll apologize if English is your second language.
Cringey attempt at humour, but I wouldn't expect someone that's spent the majority of their life staring at an internet forum to be able to entertain anyone that isn't as lonely and boring as yourself
I'm not trying to be funny, I'm legit a little afraid for your mental health. If you're actually a mentally sound individual you won't respond to this comment. If you might actually commit suicide, respond so the admins can track your IP and get your info to the nearest authorities to help you. I know asking for help is difficult, but I'm offering you a very simple solution here.
Your message has been heard loud and clear. Keep the door unlocked so the police don't have to kick it down. God speed on your recovery, I know reaching out is the hardest thing to do.
The reason you can't connect with other people in the real world might not even be related to you being a boring loser with nothing to talk about except how you spent every night of your life on Reddit, it might be that you still have that "lol suicide jokes are hilarious" sense of humour and no one around you that's your age can still pretend they find it funny.
You're doing weird stalker research on someone for three days because your life is empty. Me responding to people that talk to me is not nearly on that same level.
Your life is so empty and you are so bored in your free time that you spend it thinking about threads like this and checking up on them days later. That's who you are as a person. For you to expect me to care about your point of view or opinion of me is laughable.
Stop responding to everyone here dude, you’re working yourself up over nothing and responding to everyone antagonizing you. I haven’t researched anything and me responding to you is the same as you responding to me and everyone else here
You're so desperate for some loophole in which you dedicating full days of your time to keeping tabs on this thread somehow doesn't make you a loser and makes you someone I should care about, hahah. Get over yourself, you're equally as worthless as everyone else that has nothing in their life outside the internet to be proud of.
I know you’re just throwing everything at everyone and hoping something will stick, but I actually live a pretty fulfilling life. Hopefully all these angry comments you’re typing spike your blood pressure and you drop dead, you honestly seem pretty useless and I can’t imagine you have many friends lmao
Hopefully all these angry comments you’re typing spike your blood pressure and you drop dead
-/u/ay_waht_up2, with a totally rational response to someone noticing the way he spends his shitty life alone, and who is definitely a healthy adult with many friends who enjoy his company and hobbies he finds fulfilling.
Hahahahahah like clockwork, you reply every time with the same stuff. I’m gonna stop replying now, hopefully your retarded ass leaves me another fun comment before I go lol
Ah you think tardness is your ally? You merely adopted the tard. He was born in it, molded by it. He didn't see the light until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him but blinding!
One time /u/Zachums and I were waiting at a traffic light. It was taking a long time to turn green so we were just standing there next to each other. After a minute he starts putting little strips of paper into my pocket without looking. He was trying to be sneaky about it but it was still really obvious. I let this continue for a few minutes because he was really pleased with himself and I could really use some more paper strips. When the light finally turned green he started giggling and ran away backwards
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-30
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
Snapshots:
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-30
/u/GetApplesauced I hope this tell of my own horrible encounter with /u/Zachums helps bring you solace in knowing you're not the only one.
In October 2001, u/Zachums met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're high if you think I care enough about your desperate attempt to be funny to read through that
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-30
Please don't re-victimize me by making me recount my horrible experience again, forcing me to relive that horrid day yet again.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're trying way too hard
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-30
So cold, maybe you deserved it!
1 EmperorofEarf 2018-05-30
You’re a nobody, gnome, lol.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
Are you a raging autistic faggot 24/7? I
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're like a stereotype of the exact type of person I'd expect to find value in all this internet drama edgelord shit
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
You didn't answer my question, genius. lol
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Maybe you should stalk me around Reddit some more, lol. Maybe you should try the edgelord autism jokes from seven years ago again, lol lol. Maybe if you keep responding to every post I make anywhere on the site I'll pay more attention to you, lol lol lol.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
No. Creep.
https://i.imgur.com/zKSsExY.jpg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
"Everyone who makes fun of my cut and paste /pol/ personality that is not original in any way and the way I spend my free time begging people for negative attention online is so mad right now. They're mad at me because I'm a master troll. I'm proud to be a master troll because otherwise I'd be a completely boring loser with nothing in my life to keep me busy."
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
😴😴😴
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-05-30
Well, yeah. That's Ed for ya.
1 Riencewind 2018-05-30
Two titans of retardness colided!
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-05-30
Generally when someone says 'goodbye', they don't proceed to respond for several more hours. I get that the bussy around here is top grade, but you're not very good at saying goodbye.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Boring
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Everything about this is startlingly true.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-30
MRW u/Zachums triggers my PTSD.
1 YiffReich 2018-05-30
Zachums is also a secret pitty owner.
Sir Ripsflesh doesn't get his own subreddit though. ):
1 OldOrder 2018-05-30
Not possible. /u/zachums isn't cool enough to own a pitbull. Thats why he owns that abomination of a dog he has now.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
I actually figured that if I got a manly dog everyone would assume I have a really small wiener. Same if I had a giant truck. It's why now when people see my meme dog and electric car they know my penis is huge.
1 OldOrder 2018-05-30
Me searching for Zachums dick pics
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
There's probably a couple floating around out there. Let me assure you, it's very smooth.
1 phedre 2018-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/WvNaElc.gif
1 stopscopiesme 2018-05-30
Witness zachums's sychophants pile on to harass the innocent
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-30
This is zachums's world, we all just livin' in it
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
u/getapplesauced thanks for the pasta
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Enjoy another day as an internet edgelord spreading copypasta on 4chan and pretending that makes you a cool kid internet badass.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
I've never been to 4chan and I'm a retired 32 year old man. How are you doing towards your life goals?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmfao, yeah, being a 32 year old that still has the personality of a 14 year old kid with no friends lashing out on the internet for negative attention is not the big accomplishment you think it is, hahahah.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
When did I lash out online? You are the one lashing out on people according to history. The projection is strong with you.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I don't care, enjoy your shitty life you 32 year old that never moved past his teenage edgelord phase
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
Ivy league educated baby, married, with a beautiful daughter. I'm doing good. Your the one who seems unhinged.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
None of that makes you an interesting person with a personality that people find enjoyable and hobbies that you find fulfilling. Good luck finding some loophole where you being proud to be a teenage edgelord isn't fucking pathetic somehow, hahah.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
My hobbies are going to the beach, working out, and laughing at lolcows. You are my new favorite one.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You are so desperate for my validation, hahah. Play fantasy world all you want, no one that's happy with themselves or is leading a full life spends their free time the way you do, especially at 32. Stop begging me for attention now.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Hahaha, oh yeah, you're such a victim under attack because a normal person doesn't think you're fucking cool for being a 4chan kiddie at 32. Oh, and it's also not pathetic to be so devoid of personality that you're proud of that, you're actually a really cool guy that's just misunderstood. If I understood your advanced form of playground humour I'd definitely think you're hilarious and cool for spending your shitty life the way you do.
You're so fucking insecure that you can't even deal with someone noticing the shitty parts of your personality that you're proud to share.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
r/atethepasta
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Epic troll dude, spending all your time epic trolling people at 32 is totally cool and edgy.
I can't imagine being so boring that I would be proud to have your personality.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
I don't even have to go the the store now I already have a new pasta maker thank you so much and God bless 😁
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're 32.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
you're a raging autistic faggot. so?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
"Please pay negative attention to me, I'll follow you around and respond to every random comment you make with my 4chan kiddie edgelord stand up routine if you'll just notice I exist."
You're a walking stereotype.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Whatever you say, you still have to wake up tomorrow as the /r/Drama edgelord with nothing to do in his free time but follow people around and quote 4chan shit that wasn't edgy or original when it was new seven years ago.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30
😴😴😴
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
you’re
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-05-30
Must’ve been one of the lower Ivies, like Brown
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-05-30
Hey Otto didn’t you go to Brown?
“Yeah, they almost gave me tenure.”
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
Penn, the best one.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-05-30
Huh no way, me too. Interesting
1 Riencewind 2018-05-30
Well that's one way to ruin your own argument.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-05-30
"""retired""" 32 year old
never been to 4chan
🤔
1 ima-kitty 2018-05-30
He said thank you for the pasta and asked you how you were doing you little shit. Respect your elders, learn some manners and post bussy.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-05-30
Guys, this is really immature and just shows how awful reddit can be. This isn’t funny, this isn’t interesting, and this isn’t nice. All that happened here was that I made a mistake, I admitted in the original post that it was, in fact, a mistake. Like I’ve never studied a vagina before, how was I supposed to know where everything was?
Like, if this post was made right after I made the original cervix statement, I could see why. But this was made long after I had a conversation with many people and eventually was corrected after a million assholes had downvoted me for no reason.
Put yourself in my shoes, what if you made a mistake and you got harassed and had the post plastered all over the internet? Wouldn’t feel very good, would it?
Or how would you like it if you lost ALL your comment karma over one fuck up? Wouldn’t feel very good, would it?
Like, the worst part is, you sick bastards actually think this shit is funny. Is a simple typo funny? Is a misunderstanding funny (especially from someone who never had to study or learn this anatomy before)? Is discriminating against someone because of their state funny? Is calling someone retarded and telling them they should die funny?
Like, you guys need to stop being cynical reddit fags and stop cyberbullyig someone over such a trivial thing. If you want to see something actually funny, go watch something like Charlie Chaplin or Looney Tunes, don’t bully some random person on the internet for laughs.
1 Grinning_Caterpillar 2018-05-30
lul nerd, jfc get a job
1 NZPIEFACE 2018-05-30
At least he got mine for the better half of the hour. Digging through these conversations has been a total goldmine.
1 shitpost953 2018-05-30
http://archive.is/i6Aoc
1 Yiin 2018-05-30
/u/GetApplesauced, I think this started off on the wrong foot. Why are you so mad about this? Though I do sympathize somewhat, /u/Zachums is almost as bad as /u/phedre.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Hey /u/you and /u/him and /u/thatguy, come notice I exist.
1 Yiin 2018-05-30
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
Besides, I think the lady does protest too much. You are a perfect fit for this sub.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Get over yourself, no one gives a shit what you think of them. It's way more shameful to be a perfect fit for the audience of this sub, you're admitting that you have so little going on in your life that Reddit drama is a valid way to spend your free time.
1 ima-kitty 2018-05-30
Hey! Do me next!
1 Yiin 2018-05-30
I agree that is pretty shameful, but maybe you should read my comment again.
Now without further ado, because that's a pretty good idea to be honest:
/u/rationalhuckleberry /u/annoysthegoys
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30
I can smell your depression from here.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Cringey edgelord kiddie humour
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-05-30
Can you give an example of something you find good, or funny? I'm extremely curious.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I'll tell you one thing, it's not "lol depression jokes, please pay negative attention to me online while I act like a fool in a desperate attempt to be offensive"
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-05-30
Yeah but almost everything isn't that. Is there anything more specific?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Go find a hobby or some friends and you won't have to do this pathetic "begging for negative attention" game
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-05-30
You should value yourself more highly. It's entirely possible for someone to genuinely want to interact with you.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Cringey shit dude, move along and pretend you're clever somewhere else
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2018-05-30
You're not a super great conversationalist.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I can't imagine being this boring
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-05-30
We need a pasta chef like you though
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
I’m late but here!
Howdy edgelord, did you mix your uppers and downers?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
https://www.reddit.com/user/rationalhuckleberry/submitted/
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
TBH I was hoping for better than that.
But obligatory: no u! Look how quickly you responded to my summons. Clearly you’ve got a lot going for you.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I dont care and Im not interacting with someone that needs negative attention as badly as you do
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
I find myself very interesting.
If I may note: it’s “I’m.”
And you obviously do care or else you wouldn’t be crying about how /u/zachums is a meany and your feelings are all hurty.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I don't care
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
I have puppies and a significant other 😁
Not to mention my fellow dramanauts like /u/yiin.
You on the other hand...are alone, sad, and raging helplessly against the void.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Hahaha, oh my God. You just cited people on /r/Drama as your fucking friend. That is hilarious.
You are so far gone you have no idea how much of life you're missing out on. Some trash loser girlfriend that can't do better than someone like you and a dog doesn't make your life interesting -- it's still filled with this high school drama shit, except even more pathetic because it's on the internet with strangers you don't know.
That was the funniest attempt to prove you're a cool kid who is happy with his life out of anyone on this subreddit.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Methinks you are the sad one here friend.
Didn’t you say you weren’t going to indulge me? Yet here you are?
As far as the cool kid on the block, we already know you’re the incel. I’m just trying to avoid being the piece of shit you so clearly are.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You couldn't possibly say anything to one-up that, you can stop trying to save face now.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You can try the random insult game all day, it doesn't have the same effect for you to make up random shit you think about me as it did for me to notice the shameful and pathetic way you spend your free time.
I have a full life full of hobbies and friends because I have an appealing personality forged from real life experiences with others and I didn't dedicate every night to internet drama, you're not going to hurt my feelings by pretending I'm as lonely as someone like you that fills every moment with Reddit drama to make themselves feel like they had an interesting day, hahah.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Your hobbies:
You’ve spent over 19 hours whining in this thread.
You don’t get to call the extra voices in your head ‘friends’ and crying on reddit is not a hobby.
But seriously, what happened to, “I’m not interacting with you.”
You’re just desperate for human contact sweety.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmao, I can tell I hurt your feelings because you're repeating all the true things I noticed about your shitty life back at me as if it'd have the same effect on me that it did on you.
It doesn't work that way. I'm comfortable with my life, that's why I don't spend all day trolling Reddit for negative attention and browsing Drama subs to feel interesting.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Hm? I don’t recall you accusing me of whining, nor me stating I wouldn’t interact with you. But the certainty you will respond to anything I say tells me: you’re hurt and uncomfortable.
Is the therapist not working out or did you realize you just won’t ever get that 10 to look at you? The lack of job has you down, I know. Welfare sounds like something that would suck, but buck-up! You can get some candy with your food stamps.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I can't pretend to care anymore, goodby
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Goodbye* my favorite bigot and transphobic lolcow!
We’ve had fun but now you can go cry in other pastures and provide much needed comic relief to others.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Desperate
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
I thought we parted ways?
Either way, your obvious transphobia and alt-right beliefs are perfect for /r/drama. You should stick around. You probably think blacks should pick cotton.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
transparent
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Homophobic
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
boring
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
Yes you are.
At least you’re a male feminist.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
you're like a lonely 4chan kiddie catch phrase machine. develop your own personality and stop trying so hard to impress children on the internet
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-30
You know exactly what kind of a fucking loser you are and you're ashamed to admit it, even to yourself.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Something doesn't add up here
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
arent you that guy that sent me PMs for a week straight begging me for attention? still following me around trying to prove you're not a fucking loser with too much time on his hands? i'm not sure if you realize this, but stalking people on the internet that hurt your feelings last week is not the best way to prove your life isnt empty
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Yeah yeah "loser with too much time, hurt feelings, self-esteem this and that, empty life" blah blah I get it lol, you told me all that when I did pm you one day (not a week straight if my math is correct).
Come up with something you haven't already told me. Your insults are getting lazy my man, I expected more from you of all people.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
What more is there to say about someone who has a life so empty they stalk someone online for weeks? You're a boring dude with too much free time on his hands that pretends Reddit drama makes him interesting, just like all your loser internet friends
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Haven't needed to with all your drama blowing up
The irony/hypocrisy is adorable
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmao, now you're pretending you're not checking up on me and you just stumbled across this in your life full of boring internet drama. Either one's pathetic, but having to lie makes it so much worse.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
You're right. How could I possibly not check up on my favorite internet buddy Applesauce? You're a gold mine for quality convos, and I care about you man. I just wanna make sure you don't get into too much trouble. Hey and I'll say all these for you, so you can save a little time on your next reply.
"Cringey shit dude, low self esteem, loser with too much time, admitting to pathetic life, I don't respect you or your shitty opinion, alt-right bigot."
Alright so what next pal?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lol at finally admitting you live for this stupid internet shit, when you spent a full day denying that you love trolling for negative attention just last week. I told you that you were shitty at hiding your intentions.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Lol ya got me! You're a clever one, Saucy. I'm gonna miss our convos when you decide to finally go spend some time with all those friends who like you for your engaging personality forged by real life experiences.
Btw, is it a day or a week or weeks that I spent talking to you? I'm losing track at this point, we've said so many different things.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Cringey shit dude, good luck forgetting about the fact that you have nothing better to do than stalk someone like me with your free time
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Ah looks like I was one message early on saying all that stuff for ya.
Yet again, though:
Still not seeing the irony here?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Me commenting on your wasted life because you chose to stalk me is not the same thing as you having nothing better to do with your time than stalk me, but I suppose playing pretend idiot who can't make basic connections is as good a strategy as any to justify your wasted time.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Aw Saucy, c'mon, you're smarter than this.
That would be a good point, but it's far from just me you do this to. For anyone who says anything to you, you take the time to comment on their wasted life, tell them they're a shitty alt-right bigot loser 14 year old playing pretend cool kid douchebag on the internet begging for the negative attention of someone who doesn't respect them at all, etc etc.
But hey, you tried to make a point. And if telling me I stalk you (totally do, huge fan btw) makes you feel better about all this, then continue doing what you're doing.
I mean, at least I'm not a cringey internet troll with no real life to fall back on so I spend my time begging for the validation of my shitty personality to someone who doesn't respect me on the internet.
Oh shit wait, that's your line. My bad.
And I'll go ahead and get this "you're high if you think I care enough to read that" out of the way too, bud. No need waste your energy saying that.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I'm not wasting time reading long rants from someone like you that feeds off negative attention, get over yourself
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Getting predictable there Saucy, all you had to do was look at the last couple lines.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're really desperate to justify the time you wasted writing yet another rant to the person you stalk that isn't interested in anything you have to say.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
I haven't tried to justify it yet, but hey I will now. I just really enjoy this back and forth we have, Saucy. This dialogue we've created, it's beautiful.
Hey but this time, say something new and interesting! Y'know, instead of the old stuff like "cringey shit dude" and whatnot.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Unsubscribe
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Lol I'll catch up with ya in a few days Saucy. Take care my dude
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I'm sure you will, because unlike normal people with friends and hobbies, you have nothing else to think about except Reddit.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Ah ya caught me again! Reddit is my LIFE. You can tell by my ~5 posts in 8 months. You sly bastard you.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Play pretend idiot all you want, normal people with activities and friends to fill their free time don't think about some internet stranger that hurt their feelings for a full week
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Normal people also don't spend hours arguing with internet strangers in their free time every day, yet here you are.
Do I need to define irony for ya, Saucy? You still don't seem to be getting it.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Again, me noticing your wasted life and commenting on it after you stalk me around Reddit for a week is not the same thing as you having a shitty enough life to justify spending your free time that way.
You can keep pretending it's the exact same thing to be a lonely loser and to make fun of one, but we both know that's desperate.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
And again that would be a valid argument if it wasn't just me that you did this with. But alas, you sit here and do this with multiple people everyday. But that's okay, we all understand. You've gotta do something for attention. No judgement here.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I'm bored of this so I'm just gonna quote myself at you, since it applies to every message you send.
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Alright well in that case I'll catch ya later, bud. Stay well!
1 Verstian 2018-05-30
Just ignore him man, let him know whatever he does you won't reply to him and then don't ever again. Look at this tantrum he wrote about me. I'm living rent free in his head and he's obsessively checking every one of my posts. And, when he replies with a multi-paragraph rant I just don't read it. It'll frustrate the hell out of him and you won't be bothered at all ;)
1 Am_Ghosty 2018-05-30
Dude's a goldmine for copypastas lmao.
I'll ignore it eventually lol, but I'm having a bit too much fun stirring the pot with this guy for now. His narcissistic tirades are probably the best/worst thing on Reddit right now
1 Verstian 2018-05-30
Fair enough, you can reply a single word and he'll write paragraphs back ;) Have fun!
0 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmao, nice little support group you got here. Check up on me every day for another three weeks of your empty life and pretend I'm the one living in your head "rent-free", hahaha. I literally can't even remember who you are, but here you are, following me around and talking to other crazy stalker people like you.
Also, pretending that post I made has anything to do with you is so deluded and self-absorbed. I don't even know who you are or what we talked about, it has nothing to do with you. Fucking lol, I can't imagine having so little in my life that I made everything about me just to feel like someone noticed I existed, you boring friendless fucking loser.
1 Yiin 2018-05-30
R u bot?
1 Somenakedguy 2018-05-30
The /u/thatguy post history is a little slice of 2007
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
I'm working to be worse than phedre, please acknowledge my efforts.
1 phedre 2018-05-30
My cat could beat up your dog.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Yeah, no shit.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-30
It's true. I've seen him. He's not impressive.
1 phedre 2018-05-30
wow rude.
1 Atheistsomalipirate 2018-05-30
He only said facts tho 🤷
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
For posterity here's the PMs that applesauce sent me after I muted them in the SRD modmail. Stable genius.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-30
Hilarious
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmfao "stable genius", of course you're an alt-right social outcast, it makes perfect sense why you can't connect with anyone outside of Reddit
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
I'm actually a huge libcuck tbqh
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
I'm not your fucking friend you lonely edgelord loser who tells people to kill themselves in PMs between moderating his 1000 Reddit communities in a failed attempt to fill his empty life.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
I didn't tell you to kill yourself, I just said that when you do not to implicate me in your letter. I'm sorry you lack reading comprehension, but I'll apologize if English is your second language.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Cringey attempt at humour, but I wouldn't expect someone that's spent the majority of their life staring at an internet forum to be able to entertain anyone that isn't as lonely and boring as yourself
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
I'm not trying to be funny, I'm legit a little afraid for your mental health. If you're actually a mentally sound individual you won't respond to this comment. If you might actually commit suicide, respond so the admins can track your IP and get your info to the nearest authorities to help you. I know asking for help is difficult, but I'm offering you a very simple solution here.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
It's way cringier when you backpedal on your failed joke and try to sound aloof.
You have nothing in your life that's valuable so you fill every moment with Reddit. You're going to miss out on everything cool in life.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Your message has been heard loud and clear. Keep the door unlocked so the police don't have to kick it down. God speed on your recovery, I know reaching out is the hardest thing to do.
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
The reason you can't connect with other people in the real world might not even be related to you being a boring loser with nothing to talk about except how you spent every night of your life on Reddit, it might be that you still have that "lol suicide jokes are hilarious" sense of humour and no one around you that's your age can still pretend they find it funny.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
absolutely, nailed it
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Hahaha now we're back to the same "oh no you hurt my feelings this isn't funny anymore" responses from last night. Hilarious stuff.
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Thank you!
1 Riencewind 2018-05-30
Wow, you have patience many mods could use.
1 agnosticbeliever138 2018-05-30
You know, people reveal so much about their own insecurities and issues when they try to project them onto others.
I know far more about this Getapplesauced guy than I ever wanted just by reading what he says about the Zachums guy.
1 agnosticbeliever138 2018-05-30
Seems like you spend quite a bit of time here too
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
You are so angry over the internet. Why?
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
"Everyone who notices the way I waste my life is so angry right now"
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
You’re replying to almost every comment in this thread. Just log out of Reddit and enjoy your life dude
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're doing weird stalker research on someone for three days because your life is empty. Me responding to people that talk to me is not nearly on that same level.
Your life is so empty and you are so bored in your free time that you spend it thinking about threads like this and checking up on them days later. That's who you are as a person. For you to expect me to care about your point of view or opinion of me is laughable.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
Stop responding to everyone here dude, you’re working yourself up over nothing and responding to everyone antagonizing you. I haven’t researched anything and me responding to you is the same as you responding to me and everyone else here
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
You're so desperate for some loophole in which you dedicating full days of your time to keeping tabs on this thread somehow doesn't make you a loser and makes you someone I should care about, hahah. Get over yourself, you're equally as worthless as everyone else that has nothing in their life outside the internet to be proud of.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
I know you’re just throwing everything at everyone and hoping something will stick, but I actually live a pretty fulfilling life. Hopefully all these angry comments you’re typing spike your blood pressure and you drop dead, you honestly seem pretty useless and I can’t imagine you have many friends lmao
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-30
Hahahahahah like clockwork, you reply every time with the same stuff. I’m gonna stop replying now, hopefully your retarded ass leaves me another fun comment before I go lol
1 GetApplesauced 2018-05-30
Lmao, hilarious temper tantrum
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-30
lmao imagine mistaking a soyboy like /u/Zachums for a rightoid
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Exactly this.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-30
So he's not just memeing? He really has the dumb?
1 Derpus_Contagious 2018-05-30
Ah you think tardness is your ally? You merely adopted the tard. He was born in it, molded by it. He didn't see the light until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him but blinding!
1 NZPIEFACE 2018-05-30
I was drinking water while reading this.
Congrats, you almost made me spill it all out.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-05-30
There's some old copypasta that starts out "When I first met..." and goes on to talk about some encounter at a party. Anybody have it?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-30
The one about black murder statistics and snorting coke through an asshole?
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-05-30
Yeah, and something about not having enough money when he offered drugs.
1 jerkedpickle 2018-05-30
u/getapplesauced I think I like you
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-30
One time /u/Zachums and I were waiting at a traffic light. It was taking a long time to turn green so we were just standing there next to each other. After a minute he starts putting little strips of paper into my pocket without looking. He was trying to be sneaky about it but it was still really obvious. I let this continue for a few minutes because he was really pleased with himself and I could really use some more paper strips. When the light finally turned green he started giggling and ran away backwards
1 Zachums 2018-05-30
Whoa don’t dox me.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-30
/u/GetApplesauced
Come say dumb things to me
1 do0rkn0b 2018-05-30
Tbf zachums is the worst.