Retarded druggie in r/NotHowDrugsWork gets upset when it is explained to him how ambien works; accusations of basement-dwelling and posting on the_donald commence, complete with a meal of reheated pasta.

I'm just trying to explain to people how ambien works and why it could cause someone to say racist things. I'm not Roseanne Barr, so I obviously don't know if that's why she said what she said for sure or not.

But the "ambien doesn't make you racist" shit people (including the company that makes ambien, in an obvious PR ploy) are peddling pisses me off, because it's a blatant misunderstanding of the entire situation, as well as a misunderstanding of how drugs work. When it comes to pharmacology, I'm autistic.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Because he’s a “drug expert”. He knows these things, trust him on this. He smokes weed, you know. He’s pretty qualified

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

There you go again.

Can you quote the post where I said I was a drug expert?

No?

Oh, shit. Guess you're wrong, then.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

You boast your “superior drug knowledge” like every other comment. Don’t walk back

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

Superior to yours, yes. That doesn't mean I'm a "drug expert."

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Lol dude I’m not going to have a “drug knowledge” pissing contest with you.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

You already did, and you lost, hence why we're here now.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Lost what? You think ambien makes people racist lol get real brother

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

The fact that at this point, you still don't understand that that isn't what I'm saying is very worrying. Have you ever had a brain scan? I think you ought to get one, just to be sure.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Oh right my bad ”ambien makes people do weird shit such as temporarily become a racist conspiracy theorist on Twitter” lol how does that sound any better??? 😂

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

How about "ambien seriously impairs and disinhibits people and might cause them to act retarded?"

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Specifically racist? I mean she was literally spouting the same garbage that she’s been spouting for twenty years. She’s just more in the spotlight now and used a huge social platform to repeat it. It was her own dumb racist ass, not ambien.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

She's been calling black people monkeys for 20 years?

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

She has made moronic, unfunny, conspiracy-fueled statements for over 20 years.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

[citation needed]

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

sure thing!

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

your argument

Lol you roasted yourself

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

Nice meme.

Still not my argument, though. My argument is that ambien makes people do weird shit.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Weird shit like sleepwalk, not make racist unfunny jokes and spout conspiracy theories on twitter. Come on man, use your brain

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

Ambien literally causes hallucinations - it isn't a stretch to say it could cause someone to make an unfunny racist joke on twitter.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30

You know how I know you've never taken Ambien before?

This is the dumbest hill to die on

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

You don't have to take a drug to know what it does.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30

You're the poster child for that sub

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30

~~😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂~~ no u

Aren't you a sad little leaf

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

I think it requires a certain level of coherent thinking to frame a very unfunny, racist joke on Twitter. I think it especially details the “blame the ambien” excuse when this isn’t the first time she’s made unfunny, racist jokes. You can’t blame ambien for this, it’s ridiculous. I think you even know this, you’re just too programmed by your doctrine to admit when you’re defending idiocy.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30

Normally I would be the first to relentlessly mock and bully a woman online, but pissing off liberals takes priority.

I'm just trying to explain to people how ambien works and why it could cause someone to say racist things. I'm not Roseanne Barr, so I obviously don't know if that's why she said what she said for sure or not.

Have some conviction and stop acting like a little bitch. You're either totes tryna trole those libs or you're upset at what's a joke about Ambien and want to correct the record.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

Why can't it be both?

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

Because your first agenda puts you in a complete bubble and makes it impossible to take you seriously.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

I stopped trying to be taken seriously the moment you demonstrated that you cannot possibly be taken seriously either. Fairly early in the conversation actually, when you tried, as many people like you do, to somehow use "you post on t_d" as some kind of argument.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

It gives me context for why you’d want to white knight for Roseanne.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

Literally never watched Roseanne, don't care about her. I was trying to explain why being under the influence of ambien could explain her actions. Then you started screaming "drumpf! drumpf! drumpf!" and I realized I wasn't having a conversation with a person, but a liberal.

1 Matues49 2018-05-30

No. Nobody screams this. Literally no one utters the word 'drumpf' the last two years other than subhuman, oxycontin-filled inbred troglodytes who think that by spazing out, they own the libs.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

He didn't literally yell it, but I tend to look at "ah, I see you post on t_d, therefore you are wrong and i'm done arguing" as pretty much the same thing.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

And that’s why you live in a bubble. Apples to oranges

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

No, it really isn't.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

It is literally two different scenarios. I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain this to someone who is “intellectually superior”.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-05-30

They both add the same value to an argument.

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

I found it really mind boggling that you would defend the “blame the ambien” argument. I figured the only reason you would even attempt to defend it was because you were a Trump fan. All I did was confirm this.

1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-30

Is there anything so stupid that even a trump supporter won't say it?

1 KingWayneX 2018-05-30

Bloody brilliant! Also, sometimes people look like monkeys

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-30

I'm not gonna stop you from making yourself look retarded

1 regular_john2017 2018-05-30

I mean it’s not even a political thing. It’s being trash vs. knowing how to be a decent human being.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30

Nice sperg, retard

1 Matues49 2018-05-30

Idk what made him think he could come here and spew this spergarrhea. MDEfugees are getting bolder and bolder later. This is what weak border control looks like.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30

We have people here who feel them welcome. THEY NEED TO BE DEPORTED TOO!!

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-30

I've been writing of the infestation and how we can fight back

If you use metaphors they can't see the post. Use this to our advantage

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-30

😴😴😴

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