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That's why it's sometimes better to stay away from 15 yo gussy, no matter how tempting 😉😉😉

Are you speaking from experience?

I'm not saying that I'm not, is all.

I’m saying you’re lying and just have sticky dreams about it.

And that you suck.

Obviously meant experience with staying away from 15 to gussy, lol. Seeing how I never got any at that age and am now almost a bit too old for it to be considered to be appropriate, so I prefer older girls with youthful looks in general.

DURRRRR I DONT GET LAID SO I JERK OFF TO LITTLE GIRL CARTOONS IN MY DREAMS.

That’s what you sound like. It can be dangerous though. Pls maintain your own safety.

They're not little, they're actually legal, it's just that they're Japanese, have a petite build and wear school uniforms.

Shut up, pedo.

I offer up my innocence and get repaid with scorn :/

You know i secretly love you! Right? 😍😘

But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say to try and make me change my mind and stay.

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Reported for kinkshaming!

You don't know me! 😤

He's a pedo incel. There is no experience unless you count waifu pillows.

sometimes

Go up and down the streets of Jerusalem, look around and consider, search through her squares. If you can find but one person who deals honestly and seeks the truth, I will forgive this city.

If they're even younger, you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant.

as you seem to prefer

you'd be wrong

What if they just look younger, but they're actually 19?

How much younger?

Well, I don't know, what's your "lower appearance limit" (as in, how young they appear)?

probs 15, 14 maybe but kinda pushing it.

seems normal for a while

I love him but I got him arrested by the police. :(

pokes holes in condoms to get preggo

Oh but you all get mad and call me names when I say I won't date

Are you the new pizzashill apprentice?

No we're peers, like Stalin and Hitler

Daddy Stalin 😍😍😍💦💦💦

Hottie alert

Ughhhhhh so hotttt 😩

You can still date people just don't date 15 year olds ya dingus

I only date women so that rules out dating entirely unfortunately

Grannies. No risk of pregnancy and cookies

DUDE

Why didn't I think of this before

Also a chance at being listed in their wills.

Oh yes, because only 15 year olds poke holes in condoms and are insane.

REEEEEEEEE FEMOIDS

Indeed.

Don't worry I pretty much share your opinions on Vagina-Americans I just try to hide it in public in hopes that maybe, just maybe I'll accidentally fall into a series of events that allows me to not die alone

I hide them in public as well, but not because I care about women.

because nothing good can ever come of sharing political views in public, you burn bridges.

i am not selfish! how is it selfish to bring a baby into the world? it would be selfish to have an abortion! also how does everybody on this website know what i did when it was actually ages ago and i have said i was sorry to my mom so its no big deal. you act like you have a right to tell me not to have a child lol :')

Also you know you're a shit person when r/suicidewatch chews you put.

This is such an obvious troll but it's still so entertaining. I can't believe people actually bought into this shit.

she

Yeah he did a wonderful job indeed.

Thread titles submitted read like a Trashy Lifetime movie script or something....

This is definitely real and not a troll.

Nice commitment to the troll.

shank baits gullible retards. Generates rage.

I say troll. Anybody work out the apparent pregnancy dates.