"r/drama users are a weird mutant type of human that only came about due to the technological revolution and the reduction of Darwinian selection."

95  2018-06-01 by Ed_ButteredToast

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Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

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MDEfags in a nutshell! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Don't show everyone your mental illness ed

M A Y O F R A G I L I T Y

Thanks for linking facts i posted you retard, at least use one of your alts.

[Did you know the leading cause of death among male ๐Ÿ€ Americans age 15 - 34 is murder]https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8naphx/comment/dzu4m1h?context=2

Since one of your alts wouldn't answer me, if your parents found out you were no longer Muslim would they stone you

le alts XDDDD

Careful there pal! /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu and /u/nunast went down that sperg road and looks what happened to them

Also!

[Did you know 41% of dindus are on some type of welfare]https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8naphx/comment/dzu6esx?context=1)

/u/boyoyoyoyong doesn't have much of a mind to lose tbh.

inb4 he says that how he's Totally Not Madโ„ข and we retards are just sperging at him

Million Dollar Baby detected. I have a sideways wooden stool with your name on it.

We are 1st Edition Test Tube Babies.

I mean he's right

yes the only reason to not be a white supremacist is some pretty recent mutation to your DNA

makes perfect sense! /s

i think he's referring to the title

Mutants eh? Dibs on being Storm.

Dibs on Mystique.

Mystique x Storm......sounds like a plot of a shitty porn parody OR...THE BEST CAPESHIT MOVIE EVER MADE.

Dammit! I'm always late and stuck with Jubilee

I'm going to call Toad so you can send shockwaves up my winky

Even a chocolate ice cream bar is brown twice a day.

Ah yeah. I want to be that old man who's only power seems to be knives in his hand, and the ability to get back up after he gets his ass kicked.

Yeah I just want a cool Australian accent, I'd settle for that.

Heโ€™s Canadian

There is only one Wolverine, and he sings show tunes.

The actor

No Iโ€™m wolverine because that way I know Iโ€™ll die.

You better be a women of color or else that's cultural appropriation.

lol feminists rekt.

Dibs on Orgazmo

>Exporting our Drama to top memes of ribbit

Come on, Ed.

He hates the fucking guts of that sub. He instantly came over and even downvoted automod and snappy.

I'm just pushing his buttons here. He wants to burn down /u/pepperchou's house lmao meaning it's working!!

Good boye.

arf arf

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Listen to me you cucked little dipshit, you come around here spreading your lies and propaganda because youre a sick pedo sympathizing pervert? Hiding behind the percieved anonymity that is merely a veil of transparency that can easily be compromised. Anyone who says pizzagate is impossible is a pedo sympathizer. It's all possible, and should be investigated. I'll accept it's "unlikely" or the "theory has holes" but any firm discount in the absence of investigation stinks to high heaven and you know it.

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What are these from.

They're Telegram stickers. Ed has grown rather fond of them. ๐Ÿ˜‘

And yet I keep clicking them like a retard. It is really shining a light on the pavlovian hold the internet has on me.

I want the power to shoot lasers with my dick.

Well he's not wrong

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Even a chocolate ice cream bar is brown twice a day.

Unless you're Ed, then it comes out the same way it went in.

Ohh! Ohhhhhhh! I get it! ๐Ÿ˜…

Evolutionary psych is the softest possible science. It's up their with psychoanalysis in terms of spinning untestable metanarratives of shit that while possible, perhaps even plausible, are in no way legitimate scientific theories.

You're pretty much spot-on- most (but not all) areas of evo psych are less rigorous and evidence-based than most areas of sociology. A lot of it is just pure conjecture, which elsewhere in psychology is frowned upon because there are many cases where things that make logical sense in terms of human cognition and behavior are just plain wrong, and people are incredibly complex, so attributing the development of some sort of human quality to a single cause or even many causes is probably not going to tell tge whole story at best. Plus pure darwinian evolutionary theory doesn't really work with people like it does with shit like plants because people don't necessarily 'mate' with the 'fittest' partners. Personal preference and cultural practices and norms (e.g. caste and kinship systems, beauty standards (which often correlate with fitness and prosperity to some degree but not always)) influence who fucks who to a massive degree. Anyone who definitively applied darwinian evolution to people is a fucking idiot and betrays the fact that they have no idea what they're talking about whatsoever.

WRONG SNALLY. YOU SEE, I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO WAS SELECTED BY DARWIN TO MATE WITH HOT CURVACEOUS LATIN WOMEN CUZ MY GENES REJECT SLAVE MORALITY UNLIKE THE LIBCUCK SOYFAGS.

TBH, U NEED TO WATCH MORE JORDAN PETERSON. HIS LOGIC IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN THESE IRRATIONAL TIMES AND THE LIB-DUH-RALS DON'T LIKE HIM CUZ HE'S FINALLY TELLING ALPHA MEN TO STAND UP AGAIN AND CLEAN OUR ROOMS.

WANT MORE SOY WITH THAT OPINION? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

Snally is a her, she's psychically incapable of understanding Jordan Peterson.

You are this kind of strange atheist, uncaring nothing person that historically would just die during early childhood or birth from your asthma or whatever malady/weakness man of you surely have. Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.

We have to deal with you temporarily until you leave the gene pool due to so few of you having any kids. What got us into this Jew mess is universal suffrage . We have a bunch of uninvested nothingpeople voting and walking around having stupid opinions. It's actually understandable that people like you would see no value in your own race since people tend to project themselves onto their people.

LOOK AT THESE BIG WORDS IM MUSHING TOGETHER GUISE!!! OMG IM SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL!

This should be an advert for girls to have sex w/ us and have are babys, SNARF!

We are truly the next stage in human evolution.

He seems like one of these bets-hedging neo-nazis building plausiblility for the inevitable "i was just pretending to be retarded". Just send him black dicks, that seemed to bring the pure serious poster out in him

Open up your mouth and I'll give you a real mutational load

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Lol, can't wait to tell christfags god made me this way.

So when the fuck am I getting my metal bending powers?

Lol genetic diversity is good; we should all become atheists so we can adapt better.

Of course I'm right. There's a lot of peculiar neurology in the west that doesn't make sense. This sub is a prime example.

You misspelled Vox Day in your username.

Doxx Day

Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.

Wait... I thought that time of Christian is triggered by abortion

/u/voxdei_voxpopuli the only big words you need to remember are 'keep yourself safe.'

Not wrong

A great many of these young men have an interest in evolutionary psychology and evolutionary sociology โ€” they like to think of themselves as โ€œalpha males,โ€ as though they were living in a chimpanzee troop โ€” but it never occurs to them to consider their own status as rejects and failed men in that context. Online fantasy lives notwithstanding, random girls do not want to have sex with them. How do we know this? Because they are carrying tiki torches in a giant dork parade in Charlottesville. Thereโ€™s no prom queen waiting at home. If we credit their own sociobiological model, they are the superfluous males who would have been discarded, along with their genetic material, by the pitiless state of nature. The fantasy of proving that they are something else is why they dream of violence and confrontation. They are the products of the soft liberal-democratic society they hold in contempt โ€” and upon which they depend, utterly.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2017/08/white-nationalists-alt-right-vague-grievances-what-do-they-want/

The historical movement that they seem to base a lot of their ideology on, eugenics, wanted to literally decimiate the population each generation until only the top 10 percent of 'genetically fit' people remained. Many of the people who were sterilized in the US and elsewhere only had issues like poor eyesight, depression, any non-white blood or 'bad breeding, drug and alcohol abuse, childhood behavioral problems, and opposition to authority. If eugenics were implemented as it was supposed to be then most of these idiots would have been sterilized or worse depending on the country.

Reminded me of that infamous /int/ meme with the Italian identitarians/white nationalists marching in Rome against refugees or whatever, with the top Twitter reply being โ€œare these the migrants or the identitarians?โ€ because it turns out that Italian โ€˜whiteโ€™ nationalists look pretty similar to Syrians etc...

/int/ is a pretty cool board if it wasn't for the fucking cowfuckers there.

/int/โ€˜s politics are mostly not much more left wing than /pol/, but their hatred for Americans has actually pushed them slightly to the left in recent years, occasionally theyโ€™re actually nice to African posters etc... just to try and differentiate themselves from /pol/lutants. Also, the memes are the best on the site, occasional /fa/ genius notwithstanding.

Got a link to that pic?

Cool, free vasectomy.

No, no one bases anything on that.

There are neurological reasons and underlying social forces (breeding patterns) for why Western Europe created the modern world, and we need to preserve that because western civilization is the greatest gift man has given to himself. But we also need to preserve it just because. Human biodiversity is beautiful and there's more to life than inching towards global technocracy based on GDP, in which most people are sedated and shootings happen every day for no reason.

It's not wrong.

It's

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WhaT?

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Iโ€™m always in awe at how bad you can set these people off Ed. They take the bait every fucking time lol

This is why ed should never be banned. No one can, post after post, bait MDEgenerates like he can. Not the skill Iโ€™d ask the genie for, but if youโ€™ve got it, use it I guess.

Lmao the state of MDE, getting dunked on by ED

MDEfags should be the first ones to go in the mayocide

/u/VoxDei-VoxPopuli believing 21st century humans are still involved in Darwinian evolutionary processes ironically makes you the biology equivalent of a euphoric atheist.

/u/LifeIsPainful /u/tf-didido /u/ironicshitpostr and the rest of you MENSA geneticists down in the bottom of this thread should take night STEM classes at your local community college in between your Walmart shifts.

Don't worry. /u/life_is_painfull_ /u/tfdidido and /u/ironicshitpostr are merely pretending to be retarded.

lol pretending

Wait you think evolutionary pressure stopped?

Tool making have allowed humans to avoid 99% of evolutionary pressure, not to mention that mammalian evolution takes ages to show differences because of how slow and deliberate we breed in comparison to insects or aquatic life, for example.

Now I'm convinced you have no idea what evolutionary pressure actually means

You're a creationist arent u

You retard, shit like blind people not being able to breed as often is evolutionary pressure and has been severely decreased by modern technology.

Agreed. And some people eat so much they get diabetes type 2 and reduce their likelihood of breeding, or decide to fuck pillows instead of gussy. Boom, new evolutionary pressure.

Tbh you're right/

I didn't mean all of that, just that drama users are retarded

Just fyi, none of them actually got pinged because you username mentioned more than 3 people.

Dylan Roof and Saint Breivik were not mass shooters, they were American heroes.

damn, big if true

Gun MDEfags down in the streets.

So, he rationally deduces that religion is a meme in it's original sense and yet he still defends it... :thinking: