HELP

8  2018-06-02 by Yiin

My neighbors are shooting guns (GUNS) at inaminate objects. If I don't come back you know what happened.

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This is America.

This is 🇺🇸

Go join them and have fun(

I got a BB and a 22. Which is going to get me fun of the least?

The 22

Jeez, man, just get a real gun. Go for a Hi-Point - they’re cheap and relatively safe because you can’t reliably hit anything you shoot them at.

I got a BB and a 22. Which is going to get me fun of the least?

The BB Gun

You lied motherfucker

Ask them for tickets to the gun show

Never a fucking 'gin. Those motherfuckers charged us for a 2d cord. Fuckin' crackheads.

Bang bang pew pew 💥

The key idea here is not to walk in front of the bullets.

SHALL

NOT

I’m UK, so I can send you a spud gun, a butter knife and a baseball bat or cricket bat. Best performance is under the influence of a bottle of buckfast and helps with the party spirit. Enjoy.

That butter knife better have a rounded tip buster, or the queen will arrest you and send you to the antipodes.

Here’s hoping I get arrested, I’d end up in NZ.

Yeah nah, you get Australia, but don't worry you can still claim NZ culture as your own even while you live in a wasteland with snakes and crocs for neighbors.

Actually I was dumped in the sea based on location. I’d just take NZ before Australia.

It’s times like these when you really wished that OP’s could be inanimate objects.

Eventually became one. In my defense, it was a pretty comfy chair.