um no? lol. it was a time when mean pings were allowed, 65 yo retards didn't report your every single comment (now we have to censor "problematic" pasta) and users didn't bitch about meta memes.
many months ago we were fucking about in discord. justcool393 wanted to make the largest thread on reddit (or an impressively large one, anyway). Currently (and probably forever) this is the largest thread. Because of this subthread. Aside from being an incredibly large thread, the larger problem with this was how many layers the subthread had.. it got deeper and deeper and for some reason that I don't understand every time a thread gets more levels of comments it takes takes up proportionately more resources.
The intention was never to crash the site, but that's what happened for about 20 mins around midnight 2 Sept 2017 UTC. https://imgur.com/a/NBBK1h2
I believe the ad hoc zozbot was suspended for 3 days and the account received a message from the admins to "just cool it". When it returned he set it up to occasionally reply to comments.
45 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-03
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-06-03
Mods need to sticky again
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
Good times! :')
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-06-03
B U S S Y
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
L M A O
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-06-03
I gotta get my cake in there π
1 Blizzxx 2018-06-03
Sigh can I get an emoji signed autograph??
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
Hey!! i remember when you were liked! that was a golden age.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
um no? lol. it was a time when mean pings were allowed, 65 yo retards didn't report your every single comment (now we have to censor "problematic" pasta) and users didn't bitch about meta memes.
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
keep yourself safe, ed
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
wow so banned
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
https://i.imgur.com/bEsb053.png
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
sleep tight kitter
1 Cdace 2018-06-03
Ed the dinosaurs π¦ wish to weaponize your shitposting capabilities! Any advice you could share with us?
1 ChaddingTater 2018-06-03
Yeah go swim in a volcano u dumbass dinofags
1 Cdace 2018-06-03
Dinosaurs π¦ didnβt swim in volcanoes silly! The Spinosaurus swam in rivers though!
1 totalrandomperson 2018-06-03
How did zozbot come about anyways?
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
hmmm... gather round children.
many months ago we were fucking about in discord. justcool393 wanted to make the largest thread on reddit (or an impressively large one, anyway). Currently (and probably forever) this is the largest thread. Because of this subthread. Aside from being an incredibly large thread, the larger problem with this was how many layers the subthread had.. it got deeper and deeper and for some reason that I don't understand every time a thread gets more levels of comments it takes takes up proportionately more resources.
/r/counting has limited its users to 1000 deep comment nests
Also apparently the infamous violentacrez fight also crashed reddit.
The intention was never to crash the site, but that's what happened for about 20 mins around midnight 2 Sept 2017 UTC. https://imgur.com/a/NBBK1h2
I believe the ad hoc zozbot was suspended for 3 days and the account received a message from the admins to "just cool it". When it returned he set it up to occasionally reply to comments.
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
zozzle
1 totalrandomperson 2018-06-03
Enlightening.
1 aef823 2018-06-03
Can't zozzle the fozzle.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-03
Fucking finally.
1 cignoviteASSOCIATES 2018-06-03
KMS
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
Explain...
1 cignoviteASSOCIATES 2018-06-03
Go ahead.
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
>giphy
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-tom-hanks-forrest-gump-AKaEfzaLlr0yI
1 aiyooooo 2018-06-03
I was planning to change my vote when he's at 4950
1 Mamalgam 2018-06-03
2ND BEST BUSSY INCOMING ππππ I've unironically been so excited every time I checked r/drama the last couple of days for this reason
1 thats-why-i 2018-06-03
We r so close to getting laid π°π°π°π°
1 shallowm 2018-06-03
he's suspended though
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
I think he'll find a way.
1 shallowm 2018-06-03
True, you can still edit your posts after being suspended, so he can just edit it in.
1 high_side 2018-06-03
I can make a few more throwaways.
1 ALT-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
https://i.imgur.com/W33fhSx.gifv
1 SJCards 2018-06-03
Thank your local botnet and MDEr
1 Skumpfsklub 2018-06-03
Pls no bussy
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
Mods! pls ban!
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-06-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAB37ppoyhE
1 TruthPains 2018-06-03
Not seen that meme in a while.
1 nanonan 2018-06-03
I've never been prouder of a downvote in my life.
1 Bronafide 2018-06-03
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-post-vote-YYfEjWVqZ6NDG
1 ashent2 2018-06-03
/u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy 's post is less than 50 upvotes away from 5k now
1 XSCR 2018-06-03
WE DID IT REDDIT!
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-03
Should have done this for u/shitposf953 s bussy inho
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-03
/u/shitpost953 pls
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
he pinged me successfully the other day.. I'm still recovering.
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-03
No bussy? Leaf bussy is the most prized ime
1 shitpost953 2018-06-03
leaf my bussy along :')
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-03
Donβt u dare tell me how to cat call
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-06-03
Where are russian downvote bots when you need them?
1 muck4doo 2018-06-03
Suspended account! Conspiracy! Spez having the bussy for himself!