The looming showdown between tennis rivals Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova at the French Open has taken a bizarre turn after the American had to deny she was intimidated by her opponent's "supermodel good looks".

55  2018-06-03 by cojoco

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Even tennis reporters apparently have tds

It's spez who's married to Serena you retard.

Tennis gorilla vs. the Russia hottie.

She's getting a big dick

Don't lie, you know "she" is pegging him.

Serena is Queen of reddit you 56% mutt KiA sperg. Get the fuck out, this is a mayo free zone.

yeah and reddit is full of ugly people complaining so its appropriate

another fragile wh*tefag lol

You could land a plane on that woman's shoulders, I'll take queen Serena any day.

"woman"

Her being far more masculine than you says a lot more about your femininity than yours.

"She" is a miracle of modern science.

You are the turd of natural selection.

Queen slay?

LOL tennis gorilla

This thread will be the final straw that gets this place banned

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/u/spez plz come and ban the MDE refugees.

For what?

reddit founder married Serena you idiot

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And He doesn't like when people point out that "she" is a roided out gorilla. That pounds him in the ass with her 9 inch she dick.

9.0 inch = 22.9 centimetres 1 inch = 2.54cm

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thats a whole lotta girl BBC

You jealous?

Sure.

Don't call yourself a man unless you've taken a footlong up your bunghole

How many BBCs fucked you for this butthurt?

not wanting to be snu-snued by a chocolate Amazon

Fag

doesnt really stop her looking like a national geographic special, are people supposed to ignore it now

MDE mitts HAVE to go back.

OUT OUT OUT

making fun of black people doesnt mean its mde, quit over reacting you fag

lol at you trying to insult me, who even are you

Serena

Wait, a founder married that tranny looking monkey thing? Top kek.

tbh Maria definitely isn’t ugly but I don’t understand why everyone thinks she’s super hot or whatever.

When she is standing next to a gorilla on steroids the contrast is quite striking.

You are undoubtedly a tiny little man that is terrified of ANYTHING. Keep it up , peewee.

She's no Anna Kournikova

Yeah but she's hot for a tennis player.

Does a 19-2 record being called a rivalry say more about tennis, women, or race?

Every journalists should have been drowned at birth, and sports journalists twice

But "games journalism" is serious business, and don't let anyone ever forget that!

EDIT: LOL. I wish there was a way to preserve the fact that somebody actually downvoted this. Because showing up at E3 is basically the same thing as being on the front lines in Beirut in the 1980s.

What is "nuance" for $200, Alex.

Not that Serena doesn't look like Darrius Rucker in drag, but since when does Sharapova have 'supermodel good looks'? She looks like a typical giant russian potato woman. Beady eyes, overbite, possibly the result of fetal alcohol poisoning. I'm sure everyone knows what the fuck I am talking about.

Just look at any un-airbrushed photos of her, she has that face that belongs on a homeless person. One that says, "This person was probably not born with a fully functioning medulla oblongata. If you were passing her on the street in winter, you'd probably throw loose change at her.

I seriously don't get it.

In western Canada we throw our loose change at strippers, so maybe it's just conditioning.

It's the contrast when compared to a gorilla in drag.

I didn't know your mom was in the running between these two?

Motherfucker, I would wear the lining out on Serena. Mmm mmm mmm.

does she have a reddit account to ping or is that too much

Williams beat Sarapova 18 times in a row

rivalry

steroids kind of help there

Williams responded: "I honestly don't have any thoughts about that. I can't say I have been intimidated by anyone.

I like her - no bullshit.

why is this thread full of srdines pretending to find serena attractive out of fear lol

must be true since she pulled out of the match before it started lol