EDIT: LOL. I wish there was a way to preserve the fact that somebody actually downvoted this. Because showing up at E3 is basically the same thing as being on the front lines in Beirut in the 1980s.
Not that Serena doesn't look like Darrius Rucker in drag, but since when does Sharapova have 'supermodel good looks'? She looks like a typical giant russian potato woman. Beady eyes, overbite, possibly the result of fetal alcohol poisoning. I'm sure everyone knows what the fuck I am talking about.
Just look at any un-airbrushed photos of her, she has that face that belongs on a homeless person. One that says, "This person was probably not born with a fully functioning medulla oblongata. If you were passing her on the street in winter, you'd probably throw loose change at her.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-06-03
Even tennis reporters apparently have tds
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
/u/kn0thing
BTFO
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-03
It's spez who's married to Serena you retard.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
lol gay
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
Tennis gorilla vs. the Russia hottie.
1 Nopepole 2018-06-03
She's getting a big dick
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
Don't lie, you know "she" is pegging him.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-06-03
Serena is Queen of reddit you 56% mutt KiA sperg. Get the fuck out, this is a mayo free zone.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
yeah and reddit is full of ugly people complaining so its appropriate
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
another fragile wh*tefag lol
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-06-03
You could land a plane on that woman's shoulders, I'll take queen Serena any day.
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
"woman"
1 somegurk 2018-06-03
Her being far more masculine than you says a lot more about your femininity than yours.
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
"She" is a miracle of modern science.
1 Red_of_Head 2018-06-03
You are the turd of natural selection.
1 saint2e 2018-06-03
Queen slay?
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
LOL tennis gorilla
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-06-03
This thread will be the final straw that gets this place banned
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-03
🕒tick🕞tock🕦
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-03
/u/spez.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-03
/u/spez plz come and ban the MDE refugees.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
For what?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-06-03
reddit founder married Serena you idiot
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
Aaaaaaaaaaaand...
1 Assy-McGee 2018-06-03
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1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
And He doesn't like when people point out that "she" is a roided out gorilla. That pounds him in the ass with her 9 inch she dick.
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1 ManifoldPrime 2018-06-03
thats a whole lotta girl BBC
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-06-03
You jealous?
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
Sure.
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-06-03
Don't call yourself a man unless you've taken a footlong up your bunghole
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-03
How many BBCs fucked you for this butthurt?
1 SpacePanther17 2018-06-03
Fag
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
doesnt really stop her looking like a national geographic special, are people supposed to ignore it now
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-06-03
MDE mitts HAVE to go back.
OUT OUT OUT
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
making fun of black people doesnt mean its mde, quit over reacting you fag
1 PlasticSyrup 2018-06-03
Says the genetic failure who's bald and fat at 36, and that tries to lure presumably underage girls with drugs. What's wrong, upset that she can probably outrun your mobility scooter?
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
lol at you trying to insult me, who even are you
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-06-03
Wait, a founder married that tranny looking monkey thing? Top kek.
1 cimarafa 2018-06-03
tbh Maria definitely isn’t ugly but I don’t understand why everyone thinks she’s super hot or whatever.
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
When she is standing next to a gorilla on steroids the contrast is quite striking.
1 yippeeia 2018-06-03
You are undoubtedly a tiny little man that is terrified of ANYTHING. Keep it up , peewee.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-06-03
She's no Anna Kournikova
1 wisty 2018-06-03
Yeah but she's hot for a tennis player.
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-06-03
Does a 19-2 record being called a rivalry say more about tennis, women, or race?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-06-03
Every journalists should have been drowned at birth, and sports journalists twice
1 Redactor0 2018-06-03
But "games journalism" is serious business, and don't let anyone ever forget that!
1 Foxehh3 2018-06-03
What is "nuance" for $200, Alex.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-06-03
Not that Serena doesn't look like Darrius Rucker in drag, but since when does Sharapova have 'supermodel good looks'? She looks like a typical giant russian potato woman. Beady eyes, overbite, possibly the result of fetal alcohol poisoning. I'm sure everyone knows what the fuck I am talking about.
Just look at any un-airbrushed photos of her, she has that face that belongs on a homeless person. One that says, "This person was probably not born with a fully functioning medulla oblongata. If you were passing her on the street in winter, you'd probably throw loose change at her.
I seriously don't get it.
1 LifeIsVanilla 2018-06-03
In western Canada we throw our loose change at strippers, so maybe it's just conditioning.
1 OdinSQL 2018-06-03
It's the contrast when compared to a gorilla in drag.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-06-03
I didn't know your mom was in the running between these two?
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-06-03
Motherfucker, I would wear the lining out on Serena. Mmm mmm mmm.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
does she have a reddit account to ping or is that too much
1 72790Bakp2 2018-06-03
1 BasilandLavender 2018-06-03
steroids kind of help there
1 Foxehh3 2018-06-03
I like her - no bullshit.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-03
why is this thread full of srdines pretending to find serena attractive out of fear lol
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-06-03
must be true since she pulled out of the match before it started lol