Chapo apparently thinks Yemen will be dead in two years. As in, all of it.

91  2018-06-04 by dootwiththesickness

64 comments

Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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America is assisting Saudi Arabia to murder 3x more civilians in Yemen this year than Nazis killed Jews in the Holocaust

Let's see, number of God's Chosen who took a ride on the Holocoaster: 6 million, 3 x 6 = 18 million. Population of Yemen? 27 million.

yeah, I call BS.

all of this is fake anyway since 3 X 0 is 0.

This is the correct number.

0 Jews were killed in Nazi Germany

This is fake news.

It's really fucked what's going on there though. It's not just bombing that's killing them it's famine and disease as well, not to mention the lack of medical supplies. Of course the entire population won't somehow go down to zero but it isn't crazy to think we could see millions die.

/seriouspost

Lol sandppl problems.

As a sand person myself, I agree that it's a disgrace. I just hate seeing people (almost always Western leftists of some stripe) who don't give a fuck about facts insert themselves into real, urgent issues.

The worst part is the smugness, as if they could solve intricate world crises with a flick of the wrist if only they were in power. Of course they never offer a solution other than "smash capitalism" or something equally vague and pointless.

They're so focused on an imagined end goal that they ignore what's in front of them.

Based on that post, they seem to believe that all the U.S. would have to do is tell Saudi Arabia "No!" and everything would be fine. Because, y'know, that's how international relations works.

B-b-but muh Palestine!

I just hate seeing people (almost always Western leftists of some stripe) who don't give a fuck about facts insert themselves into real, urgent issues.

yeah the real crime is here not the millions who have/will die, but the western soyboys who misrepresent the number by a few thousand on twitter

by a few thousand

Are you actually retarded?

/ > innocent people are dying in droves, time to go on the internet and argue about semantics!

you're saying you're a sand person, but you got some mayo tendencies my man. you cool whip? imitation whiteboi?

The insult you're looking for in this case is "coconut"

And yes, I do hate the Saudis. I just won't miss an opportunity to throw Chapo under the bus.

what you're doing is important

We all do unimportant things all the time because they amuse us.

lol damn when unironic mde agree with unironic cth you know the policy be retarded

This is what true world peace looks like

To be fair, it is capitalism’s fault...sort of

Whoever is ruling yemen thought it would be an awesome idea to allow a few corporations/wealthy farmers drill as deep as they want and extract water from their aquifers with literally no limit. This caused the famine and lack of clean drinking water, which started the cholera outbreak, which lead to a decrease in workers, which lead to a larger famine and inflation and things just absolutely spiraled out of control after that.

But blaming capitalism for corrupt pieces of shit politicians with no moral duty to their citizens is retarded, same thing could’ve happened under communism but it would’ve just been state sponsored. It just so happens this time it was under capitalism.

With the relations between l the major tribes of Arabia it's really not a crazy thing to say tbh, especially with house Saud and the Qatari's being so wealthy

Filed under "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is".

We're enemies with yemen, don't we unironically want them death though?

Who's "we", you and the voices?

USA, we're enemies with Yemen IIRC. It's a shithole no one cares really.

The US isn't directly enemies with Yemen, they are first and foremost enemies with Iran and as a result friends with Saudi Arabia. The Saudis despise Iran more than anyone else and so are going scorched earth in Yemen as part of a broader proxy war with Iran leading to thousands of deaths and even more injuries and ill people. It might be a "shithole" but even basic human empathy should make you at least feel a little bad about the regular civilians caught up in a geopolitical nightmare.

stop being reasonable

basic human empathy

Found the problem

Fuck Saudi Arabia, trump needs to glass parking lot that place.

Why don't you make a basic effort to read up on what's going on before asking stupid questions like this?

Because black lives don't matter

But they're Arabs, and, therefore, mayos.

Arabs can be any race, arabs aren't a race

So Arabianity is a state of mind?

Actually, that's not too far from the truth.

wat

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effort

in /r/drama

anon.......

oblivious to the situation

regularly posts in TD

sounds about right

Is this supposed to be a parody of American idiocy, or straight American idiocy itself?

u/joboettiger

Are you feeling okay dude? Show me on the doll where capitalism touched you.

I swear Chapotards/redditors in general are impossibly stupid when it comes to foreign relations. When it comes to global politics, their thought process literally doesn't go beyond:

USA = Bad

USA <3 Saudi

Saudi = Bad

Therefore, we must support the glorious anti-imperialist Houthis

This kinda shit is super prevelent on communist-related subs. Like did they ever bother to check out what the flag of the organization they're supporting says?

Considering it's Chapo, they'd probably be down with the "Death to America" part, and at least a significant part would be cool with "Death to Israel". The rest of it, they might be a little more iffy on.

Flag translation:

Allahu Akbar

Death to America

Death to Israel

May God curse the Jews

Glory to Islam

fuck that flag gave me a b0ner and it's ramadan.

Just jack it when the sun goes down.

By the way, is praying while you have a boner makruh?

It's makruh if you're thinking of luscious thoughts (Bussy). but otherwise, as long as you don't jack it while praying, your prayer will still be counted.

And people say Islam is rigid SMH.

Is there a specific fatwa on this?

Death to America Death to Israel

/latestagecapitalism in a nutshell

i fail to see the issue

Fuck Saudi Arabia either way.

Mayo

everytime

I think we've talked about how insufferable mayo converts are.

Yeah, it's been a complete disaster that they, of all countries, are the most powerful in the Arab World.

7th century ideals and no democrat? INTO THE TRASH IT GOES! 👉👉👉

Wahhabism is probably worse than what they had in the 7th century.

Those brown people’s luck is about to change! Several hundred pudgy middle-class white virgins with brightly colored hair are very concerned about their plight, and are smugly typing words about it on the internet.

Calling them pudgy is being fairly generous. You're too nice.

My thoughts and prayers.

i mean they're not wrong though

But the Us gov and the Vatican puts estimates at only 3 million jews

tfw yemeni child brides starve to death so the 59 year old man can't add them to their harem :(

You know what impressive, Laying siege on whole region to starve it's inhabitants and still lose the war. Saudis realy should start super power in 2050 meme.

These are the same people who would say the Holmodor was not genocide, despite saying that forced starvation here is... Hmmmmmmm, me thinks communists are retards

Chapo folk also thought a podcast cohost hitting on a normal person on Twitter was rape, because of the "power imbalance" in their respective follower counts. There's no reason to seriously listen to their opinions.

The top comment is calling out the bullshit. Basically this person saw the phrase "food insecure" and thought it meant "gonna die of hunger".