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Science confirms alpha fucks, beta bucks.

Precisely no one surprised, thots outraged that the beta bucks might wake up to the problem.

It's only a problem if you're not getting any

Plenty of thots out there who fuck up the beta buck angle, definitely.

beta bucks

This pretty much happens to guys who get women out of their league by means other than seduction. In their case, what the fuck did they expect?

I partly blame American movies. Shitty 80s productions like Revenge of the Nerds convinced those people that they deserved that thot gussy even if it was out of their league.

In general dudes shoot themselves in the foot when they value attractiveness so much they'll blind themselves to every other measurement of compatibility.

Eh, women are just now starting to bring more to the table than their bodies. Admittedly mostly because they literally weren't allowed to bring anything else before but you can't expect guys to change over night. And still no fat chicks.

In defence of Revenge of the Nerds the nerd in question did have to rape the girl before she saw his inner beauty.

16 Candles as well.

It's pretty fucking weird. Then again, they probably just want to believe a fantasy.

Kind of feel sorry for the poor fucking bastards really. I mean...go to the gym. Work out. Eat well. It isn't exactly as if this information is kept secret or something.

Naw, dudes know what's up.

It's chicks that pretend not to, and complain about being a "trophy wife" and unfulfilled later in the divorce like they didn't know what they were getting into from the jump.

The other problem is that the way divorce law works now, the contract doesnt work any more. Like you marry a chick, and you expect her to fuck you. That's the bargain. But now she gets to decide that it isn't working for her and leave, and then she takes half your shit with her.

If these rich uggo dudes actually do know what's up then they should either stop signing that contact or stop bitching about it later.

I think that's happening more with the normalization of prenups but you can't really blame dudra who got married 20 years ago and the norm was that they'd stay together until she successfully killed him by cooking all his meals with a whole stick if butter.

My point is that if you married a girl who is hot but only into you for your money you are either a John who sucks at math or a full on retard. The guys that thought these women wouldnt be able to fuck them over because of social norms fall into the full on retard category.

Yeah those guys should have gotten a good prenup. These days you don't even need a relationship to have children as surrogates provide an opportunity for single men to have children outside a relationship.

Or just married someone who loved them for more than their money. That girl might not have been as hot though so instead they fucked up their whole lives for a status symbol.

You say that as if humans won’t continue to behave vapid and foolishly.

Even uggos don't love uggos. It's just that they don't have any other option.

There is no other way to cook meals you Philistine.

It's damned if you, damned if you don't.

I think pretty much the majority of dudes if given the choice between marriage and just staying bf/gf forever, would choose the latter. But eventually the girl gets antsy about "commitment" and society combines to guilt/shame you into "doing the right thing".

So either you get married and risk getting fucked later if she changes her mind, or you lose her and everyone calls you an irresponsible man-child who can't commit. Either way, not good.

Why is everyone marrying these broke ass bitches?

Even if you marry someone on your income level, stuff changes. You have kids, both of you look at the price of daycare and figure out that it's cheaper for one of you (usually her) to stay home with the kids. Or she starts to feel the pinch of juggling that old "work-life" balance and decides to focus more on family.

It's kind of well known that women tend to prioritize family more than work. It's mostly a socialization thing, although the simple biology of pregnancy probably plays in a little. If one of you is gonna be medically sidelined for a few months, it's easier to stretch that into a couple of years.

And that's if we're talking equal pay. Beyond thay, you have to ask yourself who these ugly but stable beta dudes are attracting. "Strong female who don't need no man"? Naw, she's probably gonna wait for the dude who has everything; looks, money, charm, everything. So the uggos gotta get the ones who really NEED that husband who can pay for shit.

But now she gets to decide that it isn't working for her and leave, and then she takes half your shit with her.

Burgers don't have separated money, like here ?

You are forced to put everything into the marriage ? Wtf.

Most marriage assets will be considered in a divorce. Even some assets you brought to the marriage prior (like a trust fund) may end up being divided.

Pre nup are binding here in the superior democratic people commune of France.

Yeah but you guys can't even get paternity tests without a court order "for the stability of French families". And if that's not a vote of no-confidence in the fidelity of French women, I don't know what is.

TBF 100% of the population will probably fail it.

You can have one be done to establish or contest paternity.

It's not something that rando can do on their own, yes, because we consider that DNA is private, and thus the father (or not father) cannot use the DNA of the kid as he want.

Why else would a man want the DNA of the kids he's caring for except to establish paternity?

Kinda beside the point, but one could imagine a racist refusing to take care of his kids because he has slavs genes for exemple.

So if I'm in France and a woman claims a kid is mine but I've got doubts, how hard is it for me to get a paternity test.

Pretty easy. You just refuse and it goes to the judge that will give the order to have it done.

What is racist about that?

Careful to not cut yourself on your edge kiddo.

Mad science experiments come to mind, but I have to imagine that's a fairly small demographic.

homebrew genetic experiments!

duh!

people frog commune

here in the superior democratic people commune Caliphate of France.

Don't make me dream, bby

Dream of a nuclear rocket called "Charles Martel".

Charles Martel

>Jeanne au seeeeeeecooouuuuuuuuuuurs.

It's more complex than that and depends on the state, but yeah that's the general rule.

Which is why everyone should get a pre-nup. Thats how you split the assets. If course, even then if you have a particularly sympathetic judge they can throw out the prenup. And guess who tends to get more "sympathy" in those situations?

The thing is, the system was designed the way it was back when most wives were housewives, and letting the husband just walk off meant having a broke ass homeless woman ending up on the welfare rolls. Literally that's in the decisions, that there is a societal benefit in not having broke people sucking up taxpayer money that their ex should be paying for.

It's weird, here the pre nup are a legal binding agreement.

Yes, and like any legally binding contract it has to be upheld by a court.

Yeah, it's the case here. Weird af that it isn't the case in burger land.

Lol, if "here" is the UK, the law is the same there.

The takeway isn't that a pre-nup is worthless. It's that it, like any contract, has limits and woe betide the poor bastard who fucks up and writes a contract that isn't enforceable. Which, in the case of a pre-nup, tends to be intepreted as anything that fucks over the wife too much.

Tea drinkers laws are bullshit and not followed ? Another way in wich, us the gay mimes are superior.

Yeah, French law on pre-nups is much stronger than UK law.

That’s not true but okay mate

Which part isn't true?

In most US states, a marriage acts like a partnership: everything you earn during the marriage is considered property of both partners. Such states are known as "community property" states.

Uh. Weird. It need to be put in common here.

Wow, you can't even manage to be communist with your own family. Sad.

The glorious united communities of the french Anarchy are not commie, unlike the much inferior burgerland, indeed.

The other problem is that the way divorce law works now, the contract doesnt work any more. Like you marry a chick, and you expect her to fuck you. That's the bargain. But now she gets to decide that it isn't working for her and leave, and then she takes half your shit with her.

What is a prenup

😭 That's why I'm gonna keep cummin' in my onahole.

What is the answer to the Femoid Question?

It might be /r/MGTOWWOM, but I'm not sure.

Woo. That's some next tier degeneracy.

This just in, men like slender women with big tits and asses. Men outraged that fatties and flat chests might find out and... oh wait, men work to support themselves.

Boom tish.

flat chests

don't shame best chests

mad chestlet

Pedo or chestlet?

what is a chestlet?

Im a dude btw. DFC is love and life

A member of the itty bitty titty committee. Since you're just a dude that likes flat chests though, we can just assume you're a kiddy diddler.

paging /u/YameteOniichanItai

he's right, you know. small and cute, stay to lewd. plump and big, drop that chick.

It’s kinda dumb because it’s not like any woman thinks to herself “this guy is pretty stable and seems like long term relationship material... but he’s tall and handsome so NOPE!”

Surprise! Science proves people want stable qualities in a long term partner. If someone’s not “woke” to that “problem” already, they should really be pissed at themselves.

obvious things are obvious, but with SCIENCE!

What bugs is me is people throwing around "AFBB" all the time like it's some revelation. Like, no shit some dude who lets himself get walked on is getting cleared out. It's funny that they use that mentality against women when the same "beta" dudes are probably fucked over just as hard by other dudes.

Yeah but what kind of catchphrase is "alphas alpha betas beta"

how about RDAA?

as in "r/drama autistic alone"

What's the problem?

Thots will crai.

I like how this is somehow controversial.

So surprising. Like cuckolding being legal in France.

Wut? Is it illegal in other countries?

I believe he is referring to the fact that in France it is illegal for a man to get a paternity test without a court order. Subject to a year in prison and €15,000 fine.

ARTICLE 226-25

(Act no. 1992-1336 of 16 December 1992 Articles 361 and 373 Official Journal of 23 December 1992 into force 1 March 1994; Act no. 1994-653 of 29 July 1994 Article 8 Official Journal of 30 July 1994; Ordinance No. 2000-916 of 19 September 2000 Article 3 Official Journal of 22 September into force 1 January 2002; Act no.2004-801 of 6 August 2004 Article 14 Official Journal of 7 August 2004)

The study of the genetic characteristics of a person for purposes other medical purposes or scientific research, or their study for medical purposes or scientific research without having obtained the person's prior consent pursuant to the conditions set out under article 16-10 of the Civil Code, is punished by one year's imprisonment and a fine of €15,000.

I believe he is referring to the fact that in France it is illegal for a man to get a paternity test without a court order in order to preserve the peace within French families.

What? The law just states that you can't make someone take a DNA test without consent or a court order. Is it legal to subject someone to a DNA test without consent in the states?

Your own child? Yes.

So in the states you can just take your kid and do a DNA test without the mother knowing? In civil law countries you actually have to dispute the paternity in court and then get your DNA test

So in the states you can just take your kid and do a DNA test without the mother knowing?

Yes (it has to be court-ordered to stand up in a court of law though), if you do it in France you can get up to a year in prison and a fine of €15,000.

I thought it was a crime in the states too. You have the right to have ownership of your body so no one can test your shit without consent, not even a child. If you go to court you'll get it anyway but you can't just do it willy nilly

Seeing as chopping off foreskins is a-ok it's pretty clear the US doesn't care much for the bodily autonomy of babies.

Actually, you have to get the baby's consent before changing its diaper.

That's only in Australia.

/r/science nuking the comments isn't a new thing, it happens to pretty much every submission that garners a decent amount of comments.

That sub has like 1500 moderators, like how the fuck? Do you need a moderator for every comment?

They probably have teams of moderators specialized in various STEM branches. They still have to figure out wether a biology, psychology or cosmology post is accurate or not: when you consider that 1500 is a reasonable number.

Except that's not why they remove the overwhelming majority of comments, it's always politically minded. Exhibit A: this post.

Do they need a moderator for every comment?

I'm pretty sure they don't moderate every single comment individually. Something that's pretty common on reddit is posting personal anecdotes (and memey responses) that are related to the OP in the comments. That's against the rules on /r/science, but most commenters don't bother reading the rules. These comments then get replies, and the moderators nuke the anecdote and the entire comment chain that stemmed from it. That's why you always see entire comment chains nuked there.

Now, if someone would repost this to menslib....

And TrollX

It has a lot of gif potential tbh

reeeeeeeeeeeee biotruths biotruths!!!!!

this isn't even the first study to say this. they all say the same thing

it's weird that people have trouble accepting it when you can see it for your own eyes

Study confirms what literally everyone knew since, uh.... the Stone Ages I guess? The guy with the most mammoth tusks got the girls.

That’s because you use the tusks to knock them down and drag them to your cave, true, true...

It's true. Mammoth tusks are 300% more efficient at knocking down the neighbour clan's females than wooden clubs. Mythbusters did an episode on that.

Wooden clubs are not that smooth and can cut skin, yes, you don’t them to leave long term marks!

There is also the risk of splinters from wielding them. Mammoth tusks, on the other hand, are smooth and splinter-free and have an ergonomic grip that is pleasing to hold in your hand.

Can we stop accusing our ancestors of rape? Ancient women were down to fuck so much so that they evolved to be loud during sex to attract other males to fight thwir current mate and let the winner finish.

Chads didn't need to incapacitate women.

are you calling my grandma a slut you fucking bitch?

They still need the tusks to konk the males then.

The saddest thing about it now most of the comments are deleted is the incels asking, what does 'warm' in this context mean.

I'm not dead yet!

If you dumb shits ever wonder why you are labelled as 'right wing', refer to this post.

implying there's anything inherently wrong with not kidding yourself about inter-sex dynamics.

Noticing things is politically incorrect

Political correctness is indeed a war on noticing things. Pure coincidences, if you will.

KEEP YO EYES CLOSED SHITLORD

Reality has a right wing slant.

Sure. But using the term “alpha fucks beta cucks” unironically puts you in that camp.

You sound like a beta

more like an omega. you know, fetal alcohol drip to ensure lowered intelligence for working in the salt mines.

I really miss those days when the act of posting study results from respected scientific journals meant you had a left-wing bias.

Agreeing with a non-controversial, peer-reviewed study is right-wing now? I thought reality had a liberal bias?

Literally a link to someone else's post

No u.

you suck at shitposting

being woke about femoids isn't "right wing"

Lmaoo they literally deleted a comment talking about the deleted comments and the good work the mods were doing.

The best thing is this level of thotery is tax payer funded

Whom'st'd've thonk that someone getting into a long term partnership would prefer financial stability over physical characteristics (which decline in quality over time) 🤔

Definitely a HARD TO SWALLOW 😩 blackpill for the betafag normies reading this.

Shut up cuck

said the incel

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financial stability over physical characteristics

I'd take a hot thot over a hot meal any day if the week.

 (which decline in quality over time)

Your body will only go to shit if you let it, or you're a mayo.

Why not both?

As a degenerate myself it's rather obvious that women look at boytoys differently than LTR.

It's not even the beta thing in most cases, it's different criteria.

Lmao, we needed a 'study' to show this?

Funny how much basic human behavior suddenly became "problematic" and had to be re-proven by actual experts.

Advocating for post scarcity economy too weed out sugar daddies

Advocating for genetic engineering of babies to eradicate manlets

what will women do if men are all equally physically attractive and money no longer exists?

will they WGTOW?

W

GTOW

heh....nice one kid....

I want to see a study which shows the correlation of media consumption (video games, anime, porn, etc) versus the amount of bussy they get. I wonder if there is a surprising conclusion on that study.
Also I like how no one gives a shit about starting a family. Guess why America and Canada is outsourcing it's baby making the third world. The mayocide chemicals placed in the Tap Water have worked.

What about shared interests and goals?

Hah!

There aren't any, unless you marry a bi slut.

thats wrong on multiple accounts your honor

Shared interests and goals work better in a business relationship. But social attraction is also essential if you want long term relationship along with it.

Besides, its already a known saying to don't do business with friends and family so you have to put that into consideration.

Lol no shit. Most stable, agreeable dudes get the impulsive narcissist's leftovers. Everyone knows this.

What a surprise!

Red pilled confirmed