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bless up

The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Too true Snappy, too true

lmao dab

El goblino de la pipe americana

cachimbo

Should post to /r/dirtbagcenter, I'm too lazy.

why do white women insist in wearing short-shorts? it's literally just slightly long underwear

Because it's also slightly more acceptable.

Well it shouldn't be

We aren't very worried what you think i fart out my butt 69

I mean it's what God thinks but whatevs 🤷‍♀️

Well, not everyone believes in God, including me. I think you should worry about your own relationship with god only.

Well not everyone is going to Heaven, including you so...

Technically nobody is going to heaven since heaven and hell are just made up to inspire obedience using fear and shame.

Obviously wrong opinions

Sorry didn't read what you said

Bahahaha that's great, I'm gonna start using that as a response

I'll be in the ground next to everyone else like you and your farts becoming decomposed in the ground as the circle of life. But whatever keeps the imminent thought of actual death away lolz

I do not fear death, i practically wish for the day that i could leave this earthly filthy body and Join G_d in the heavenly plane. And as for you decomposing, you will decompose alright, but instead of in the ground, you'll rot in the lake of burning sulfur with all the other degenerates and harlots. and i'll wave at you while i sip wine and honey while basking in the majesty of Our LORD.

Being a Atheist is the cruelest thing you can do to your soul.

Are you gunna be bustin the bussy while you do all that too

Joke all you want but the end is near.

"إقلب القدرة على فمها تطلع البنت لأمها"

Heed the words of our G_D

Okie dokie sounds kewl to me

"إقلب القدرة على فمها تطلع البنت لأمها"

Heed the words of our G_D

إن الذين يفترون على الله الكذب لا يفلحون

tru

How does an unironic devout Muslim find his way here?

I think I will be alright. If the almighty really wants me to belive in him so bad he can show up once in a while.

Lot of religions out there who say I'm going to hell for not joining the club. So damn sure of themselves and proud that I will suffer. I don't wish you any ill will.

I'm an unironic Catholic and I love it here. I also think that guy is right about how you're all gonna burn.

Well which of you are going to burn for loving Jesus too much or not enough?

What does God think about this comment mr farts

God is okay with jokes(as long as those jokes aren't mocking His glory), laughter and happiness is divine.

"Also tell the Israelites: Those who treat their God with contempt will be punished for their sin."

You are not The Word and have no right to speak for Him. Out, blasphemer.

Implying i believe in the fake God of Christianity

The God of Moses and Jesus is the God of Mohammed thickbrain. I'll see you in the fire pit.

Aha, more of this liberal, idiotic theology again. I'm sooo happy. No, the "God" of Christianity is the creation of Shaitan that twisted the minds of the early Christians and made them alter the bible in the council of Nicaea and change God from one to three. and if you really believe Islam, or even Jesus himself approves of the great blasphemy that Christians did, then read this.

First example:-

• And [We cursed them] for their disbelief and their saying against Mary a great slander,{156}

• And [for] their saying, "Indeed, we have killed the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, the messenger of Allah ." And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them. And indeed, those who differ over it are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except the following of assumption. And they did not kill him, for certain.{157}

• Rather, Allah raised him to Himself. And ever is Allah Exalted in Might and Wise.{158}

• And there is none from the People of the Scripture but that he will surely believe in Jesus before his death. And on the Day of Resurrection he will be against them a witness.{159} ~4:156-159

Second example

• O People of the Scripture, do not commit excess in your religion or say about Allah except the truth. The Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, was but a messenger of Allah and His word which He directed to Mary and a soul [created at a command] from Him. So believe in Allah and His messengers. And do not say, "Three"; desist - it is better for you. Indeed, Allah is but one God. Exalted is He above having a son. To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. And sufficient is Allah as Disposer of affairs.{171}

• Never would the Messiah disdain to be a servant of Allah, nor would the angels near [to Him]. And whoever disdains His worship and is arrogant - He will gather them to Himself all together.{172} ~4:171-172

Third example

• And [beware the Day] when Allah will say, "O Jesus, Son of Mary, did you say to the people, 'Take me and my mother as deities besides Allah ?'" He will say, "Exalted are You! It was not for me to say that to which I have no right. If I had said it, You would have known it. You know what is within myself, and I do not know what is within Yourself. Indeed, it is You who is Knower of the unseen.{116} ~5:116

Fourth example

• [Mention] when Allah said, "O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allah alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ.{55} ~3:55

Fifth example

• And [mention] when Jesus, the son of Mary, said, "O children of Israel, indeed I am the messenger of Allah to you confirming what came before me of the Torah and bringing good tidings of a messenger to come after me, whose name is Ahmad." But when he came to them with clear evidences, they said, "This is obvious magic."{6} ~61:6

(((Daniel Boyarin))) says that most Christians would be reading the books standardized into the Bible by then. Nice try mudslide.

as long as those jokes aren't mocking His glory

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7wg0hh/lets_play_a_game_choose_your_own_conspiracy/du10qtv/?context=10000

that's my alter-ego.

god approves of short shorts

#god

Inshallah

مافي أحد أشد دياثة من الرجل الغربي

رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: "ثلاثة قد حرم الله تبارك وتعالى عليهم الجنة: مدمن الخمر، والعاق، والديوث الذي يقر في أهله الخبث"

Based hadeeth

It's to anger you specifically. Has it worked?

You're saying as if it was bad thing

They mistakenly think their legs aren't fat.

why do western women insist on wearing short-shorts like the one in the pic?

Because it stops them from getting hot.

it's literally just slightly long underwear

Pants are just really long boxers

sumbuddy do my gender homowork pleez

if they were truly radical, they'd get off the scale, not embody a moderation fallacy.

TRUTH.

shitbot flair oh wait wrong sub

Every day we get to see Ed Buttered Toast’s tits flop out of his white top

Daily reminder that pizzashill is a leftist and not centrist at all*

He's growing out of that at a breakneck pace.

We can only pray

*dabs*

Can confirm am centrist