You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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The patriarchy has been destroyed.

I wonder what female jihadists (jihadettes?) get when they arrive in Khaffir-murderer heaven. Do they get to be one of the 72 virgins of a JiChad? That'd be a bit patriarchal, wouldn't it.

It would only be fair if they got 72 virgins themselves. 72 MDEtards, radicalized Memersonites and incels. They'd be pretty happy with 1/72th of prime religious, non-skanky, gussy.

IIRC the 72 virgins are angelic creatures called Houri, not other dead humans. They also regain their virginity between each use, and they do exist in male versions for the deserving women.

They're also repeatedly stated in sacred texts to have huge tits, big anime eyes, and skin so white it's almost see-through.

Women only get 1 and it's not stated to be a virgin.

All the trouble for a lot of mayo gussy.YIKES!

Mayos, yuck. At least they have big boobs I guess. But the fact that apparently their hymen grows back every time is a boner killer. And whammen only get one celestial sexdoll? Smash the patriarchy

Who would have known the gender pay gap is measured not in dollars but in sexslaves

If I martyred myself for a God and when I got to heaven he just offered me a bunch of mayo bitches, I'd ask for a refund tbh

But what kind of receipt shall you provide? Allah might be all knowing but refund policies are standardized all across creation

Give me a black goddess sister, I can't resist her! No stringy haired, blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned, buttermilk complexion, grafted recessive, depressive, ironing board backside, straight-up and straight down, no frills, no thrills, Miss 6 o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid, caucasoid, white cave bitch!

Yeah nothing hotter than visible bone marrow.

Kinkshaming? In my /r/drama?

I saw a video on youtube a couple of months ago that said the translation of 72 Virgins was wrong and instead it's 72 Raisins. Would love to see their faces if its true.

Considering the coran describes them as "companions", "full breasted" with "beautiful eyes", I doubt that interpretation. As funny as it would be. (source)

My vision of paradise doesn't involve an eternity of awkward virgin sex

I think a suitable punishment would be to spend years to educate these idiots on the history of religion, the history of the invention of their particular one, the glaring lack of any evidence at all of a god or the supernatural, etc. Just work on them for years and years until they realize that there is no god, religion is made up to control people like them and they were duped. Educate them until their atheism is the envy of Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins.

And then, when they are certain that there is no God, no paradise, no heaven, that when they die that is it, their one life is over and they cease to exist, only then do you strap the explosive belt back on them push them into the middle of a desert somewhere, and press the button.

We did it reddit! Bash the fash!

He told her: "Don't eva b hesitant 2 pull da pin ok. Ur honour is worth more than any kaafirs [non-believer's] life. Me n u in jannah [paradise] 2gether. We depart 2 world holdin hands."

Why did we stop them from suiciding, again?

Sounds like the inspirational spoken word part in some uplift hip hop summer hit song

It's an incredible amalgam of two of the world's most retarded groups.

It reminds me of this:

MATIN and the UCE talked about the attack and the UCE joked with to [sic] MATIN stating "I hope you go deaf in the attack," MATIN responded "Nibba I'm gonna get martyed [sic] in sha Allah LOL."

When the dank months have passed then smash that muthafucking jihad button.

so he's basically telling her to kill herself, and yet, the mods are nowhere to be seen, just because they're muslims. /u/ed_butteredtoast you better give a convincing answer.

Of fucking course he's out edposting

Holy shit, that was more inspirational than the Braveheart speech.

It is a truth that Islam is liberation for women.

this unironically

lmao there's a picture of them shopping for knives

She didn't got the license for them 😢😢😢

ignore this, the true enemy is the incel

Why not both?

Arrest all Uslams

More :clap: female :clap: terrorists :clap:

(((Men))) are hoarding all the good spots in violent extremist movements and STEM. Imagine living in 2018 and still thinking men aren't trash.

tfw no ISIS gf

The pair spent hours each day chatting online and sharing pictures, some sexually explicit, but many of a violent nature.

So kind of like a religious 4chan.

The pair spent hours each day chatting online and sharing pictures, some sexually explicit, but many of a violent nature.

yeah, sending sexual images to a man on the internet. Please media outlets and racists on the internet, tell us how these terrorists are REAL muslims who know all about the religion and not just some naive fools who felt alienated by british culture to a point where they saw that the only way they can redeem themselves is by killing innocent people halfway across the globe.

Islam has nothing to do with this, rhetoric is the weakest motive anyone can have. if history had changed and instead of Islam, muslims would've adopted an anti-meat religion for instance, these teens would've felt alienated in "Britians meat-eating culture" and they would've gone on to bomb farmers instead.

Please media outlets and racists on the internet, tell us how these terrorists are REAL muslims

Why don’t we ask REAL Muslim extremist clerics who prey on these idiots? It’s kufis all the way down.

oh they'll say their motivation is islam, just like they could say their motivation is being staunchly anti-meat. Again, if you ask any sociologist worth his money, he'll tell you rhetoric and dogma is very weak in driving someone to do such a drastic thing as killing themselves (or even doing anything in general). Me simply saying /u/_narrows go and kill your parents so you can go to heaven, now let me know if you just rushed to the kitchen to grab a knife.

i'm not saying Islam doesn't play a role in ISLAMIC jihad, i'm just saying that this fact is irrelevant to the discussion. You can have your government spend millions of pounds on pathetically attempting to "Reform" Islam and bring anti-jihad preachers on TV 24/7, literally nothing will change. You can sperge about Islam all you like, but unless you actually would like to come out of this situation with less dead innocent people and less radicalized teenagers, the right-wingers approach will never work.

sociologist worth his money

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now let me know if you just rushed to the kitchen to grab a knife.

... no, no of course not. heh...

i'm not saying Islam doesn't play a role in ISLAMIC jihad, i'm just saying that this fact is irrelevant to the discussion.

Islam plays a role in Islamic jihad, and so it most definitely is relevant to the discussion.

the right-wingers approach will never work.

Sending them all to paradise seems like it would work out for both sides shrug

Just about the caliber of response i'd expect from someone who honestly believes people follow orders and rules simply because they heard those rules

I’m not sure how I’ll be able to sleep at night, /u/I_FART_OUT_DOYOUSEEWHEREIAMGOINGWITHTHISYOUFECKLESSCUNT69

Goat fuckers or niggers, which are the worst? Very hard question tbh.

Mayos. Mayos are always the worst

Both

they failed

Patriarchy wins again, glass ceiling intact.

Praise Hey Arnold.

The pair spent hours each day chatting online and sharing pictures, some sexually explicit, but many of a violent nature.

yeah, sending sexual images to a man on the internet. Please media outlets and racists on the internet, tell us how these terrorists are REAL muslims who know all about the religion and not just some naive fools who felt alienated by british culture to a point where they saw that the only way they can redeem themselves is by killing innocent people halfway across the globe.

Islam has nothing to do with this, rhetoric is the weakest motive anyone can have. if history had changed and instead of Islam, muslims would've adopted an anti-meat religion for instance, these teens would've felt alienated in "Britians meat-eating culture" and they would've gone on to bomb farmers instead.

Those mutt faces

So wait a second. What did she actually do other than texting an old dead dude in Syria?

This is some Minority Report shit right there

They bought kitchen knives which is a very serious offense

oi, you got a loicense for that?

lol how retarded do you have to be to WANT to go to syria and marry an isis member? This chick shoulda just been sold into sex trafficking.

Nice touch on the image of her buying knives. It's the UK version of our US shooters buying guns.

سأعرف أني تخرجت من صفي في القاعدة ، وشاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على الأختام البحرية ، ولدي أكثر من 300 عملية قتل مؤكدة. لقد تدربت على الجهاد وأنا القائد الأعلى للقوات المسلحة في القاعدة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. سأمسح لك اللعنة مع الدقة التي لم يسبق رؤيتها من قبل في خلق الله ، علامة كلماتي اللعينة. هل تظن أنه يمكنك أن تفلت من قول هذا القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى ، مقيتًا عندما نتحدث ، أتصل بشبكتاتي السرية من الجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية ، ويتم تتبع عنوان IP الخاص بك الآن ، لذا يمكنك التحضير بشكل أفضل للعاصفة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء المثير للشفقة الذي تطلق عليه اسم حياتك. أنت ميتة يا فتى يمكن أن أكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت ، ويمكن أن أقتلك بأكثر من سبعمائة طريقة ، وهذا فقط مع يديّ عارية. ليس أنا فقط مدربة على نطاق واسع في بناء العبوات الناسفة ، ولكن يمكنني الوصول إلى كامل ترسانة الفصيل المجاهد ، وسأستخدمها إلى أقصى حد لمسح مؤخرتك البائسة من على وجه القارة ، أيها القرف الصغير. إذا كان بإمكانك فقط أن تعرف ما هو القصاص المقدس ، فإن تعليقك "الذكي" الصغير كان على وشك أن يسقط عليك ، ربما كنت ستحمل لسانك اللعين. لكنك لم تستطع ، أنت لم تفعل ، والآن أنت تدفع الثمن ، أنت غبي ملعون. أنا سوف القرف الغضب في جميع أنحاء لك ، وسوف تغرق فيه. أنت تموت يا (كيدو)