Nancy Drew and the case of the Basic Bitch Content Thief

67  2018-06-07 by v_is_one_person

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Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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/u/emiliejaneee /u/meganlizzie please settle this like adults and face to face, right here in our deathpit of autistic screeching.

One of my favorite newer developments in the art of internet arguing is this tendency to deeply psychoanalyze one's opponent and extrapolate a great deal of character traits off a few comment-long exchange. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by Nancy Drew fans reading way too much into things lol, but this comment was mint:

Darlin', I don't know who or what hurt you. I'm sorry you sense such powerlessness in your own life that you feel like you have to alleviate some of that tension by attacking a random user in an obscure subreddit. You don't need to do this and trying to control other people and make them feel bad won't make you feel any better. I don't know exactly what you are facing in your personal life, but I hope it gets better. I know what it's like to be in pain and I wouldn't wish that on you or anyone.

If you absolutely feel the need to argue, perhaps you should join a forum devoted to that or go debate what you believe art is with the current owner of Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q. However, if you, for some reason, feel the need to keep it up on here, go ahead, but you'll be doing so on your own, from now on. You'll have to talk to yourself or others, because after this comment, I'm done conversing with you. Downvote my stuff, report me, leave a mean comments, if that's what you feel like you must do in order to grasp a sense for control in your life.

There's much more I could say, now and in future, but we will leave it at that, because this conversation is not adding value to my life. You do whatever you want, and I will continue to do whatever I want and make my own choices, because that's all I have control over. I cannot control how you or anyone else sees me, so there's no point in trying. I only reach out because you seem unhappy and I'd like to share my side of it. If I find things that make me happy, I'm most likely going to share them, because they may make other people happy, too. You don't know me, but the fact that you feel the need to crucify me is evident of you own guilt and/or negative emotions about yourself, residing internally. I am not your enemy. Unhealthy thinking patterns and faulty outlooks are.

I know you feel the need to comment, so you have an audience to (hopefully) agree with you, so you feel supported, because you haven't enough confidence in yourself or your own arguments. You could have just dm'd me your concerns, in a kinder way. This very comment can get 100,000 downvotes, but I will still stand by it, because I don't need you or anyone else to agree with me. But, if you have to use my posts to try and relieve yourself of negative feelings, go for it. I just don't believe this will prove productive or helpful to you. But, hey! I could be wrong.

To reiterate, I have no idea what's going on in your personal life, but I can tell by your need to assert control, argue, insult, and try to put your words in the mouth of a fictional character, that something's amiss. I really hope that changes and you discover peace and happiness and use your zeal towards something productive. I hope you have a really happy and blessed life. Amor vincit omnia.

TLDR ~ Don't let the turkeys get you down!

OMG you preserved this gem of a comment from u/emiliejaneee. I followed what was going on and when I saw this comment, I knew she doomed herself. There are so many way she could have gone, she chose to respond this way. Sure u/danglydazzle could have been nicer, but ultimately anybody who reads this would automatically side with the other person.

The wonders of modern technology (just replace "reddit.com" in the URL with "removeddit.com" to see removed or deleted comments in a thread)

Thank you. Didn't know that

whaaaaaaatttttttt yesssssssss

Do you think the Hardy Boys ever banged Nancy Drew?

There’s zero chance they didn’t Eiffel Tower her.

I'm not sure they can get a clue around girls

Why do I get the feeling that a shitty fanfic of the Hardy boys doing it with Miss Drew exists somewhere

Replace "a shitty fanfic" with "multitudes of shitty fanfic" and you're probably closer to the truth.

'shitty fanfic' is redundant, all fanfic is shitty

Probably. Let's ask the mods of /r/nancydrew

Naw but one time Jeff was so wasted Nancy had to get the pinfall the hard way. Solid worker, Nancy.

Encyclopedia Brown was so much better tbqh.

Bussy and he wasn't white. Approved

Better, but the Great Brain still the best.

what the fuck am i looking at here?

It’s r/nancydrew’s version of posts like this.

What the fuck is a nancy drew?

a book

it's like the internet made out of trees

I know what a book is you fag. Just didn't know what that book was.

well, it's called nancy drew

Isn't that a lot of books, none of which are called just "Nancy Drew", technically speaking?

sure

Most people would have used google and context to figure it out themselves. Congratulations on being autistic enough to have to ask like the /r/drama mongoloid I know you are.

Lol calm down

no u

I reflect ur "no u" back at you

actually... the sub is focused on the nancy drew pc games. there's over 30

F

Can someone retrieve the deleted post?!? Watching this whole thing go down makes me feel like Kelly when everyone is in Florida

Here you go. You just need to replace "reddit" in the link with either "removedit" or "ceddit" and you'll find most deleted or removed comments/posts.

Thank you! And I will keep that in mind for future :)

/u/emiliejaneee /u/meganlizzie this is so collosally retarded that I don't even know what to say

ur mom is colossal and retarded

Eat my 🍆🍆🍆

I'm super disappointed that /u/emiliejaneee deleted her posts. I was ready to check out some Nancy Drew memes this morning.

I’m super disappointed I wasn’t offered a role in Ocean’s 8.

Nancy would never join a circle of jewel thieves. She'd break that shit right up.

You should never stop posting in that sub until the mods are forced out of their slumber and they have to ban either you or /u/meganlizzie. Mine the salt forever! It’s what Nancy would have wanted.

A request has been made to out mods for inactivity in the sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/8p3yph/requesting_rnancydrew_the_most_recent_activity_by/

They could either show up and deny the request or not show up and new mods will take their place.

Good luck! To be completely honest though, it better serves our purposes here in r/drama if things just get messier.

OR, meganlizzie and emiliejaneee could end up as the two sole mods of r/nancydrew in which case we're all fucked

Darlin', I don't know who or what hurt you. I'm sorry you sense such powerlessness in your own life that you feel like you have to alleviate some of that tension by attacking a random user in an obscure subreddit. You don't need to do this and trying to control other people and make them feel bad won't make you feel any better. I don't know exactly what you are facing in your personal life, but I hope it gets better. I know what it's like to be in pain and I wouldn't wish that on you or anyone.

If you absolutely feel the need to argue, perhaps you should join a forum devoted to that or go debate what you believe art is with the current owner of Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q. However, if you, for some reason, feel the need to keep it up on here, go ahead, but you'll be doing so on your own, from now on. You'll have to talk to yourself or others, because after this comment, I'm done conversing with you. Downvote my stuff, report me, leave a mean comments, if that's what you feel like you must do in order to grasp a sense for control in your life.

There's much more I could say, now and in future, but we will leave it at that, because this conversation is not adding value to my life. You do whatever you want, and I will continue to do whatever I want and make my own choices, because that's all I have control over. I cannot control how you or anyone else sees me, so there's no point in trying. I only reach out because you seem unhappy and I'd like to share my side of it. If I find things that make me happy, I'm most likely going to share them, because they may make other people happy, too. You don't know me, but the fact that you feel the need to crucify me is evident of you own guilt and/or negative emotions about yourself, residing internally. I am not your enemy. Unhealthy thinking patterns and faulty outlooks are.

I know you feel the need to comment, so you have an audience to (hopefully) agree with you, so you feel supported, because you haven't enough confidence in yourself or your own arguments. You could have just dm'd me your concerns, in a kinder way. This very comment can get 100,000 downvotes, but I will still stand by it, because I don't need you or anyone else to agree with me. But, if you have to use my posts to try and relieve yourself of negative feelings, go for it. I just don't believe this will prove productive or helpful to you. But, hey! I could be wrong.

To reiterate, I have no idea what's going on in your personal life, but I can tell by your need to assert control, argue, insult, and try to put your words in the mouth of a fictional character, that something's amiss. I really hope that changes and you discover peace and happiness and use your zeal towards something productive. I hope you have a really happy and blessed life. Amor vincit omnia.

TLDR ~ Don't let the turkeys get you down!

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It's been nice to have some drama that isn't MID-related, for once.