This is good for my Tesla puts

r/TeslaSucks

/r/realtesla is more active. /r/enoughmuskspam used to be good but it’s become a branch of latestagecapitalism.

ur mom's more active.. sexually

I wish, as it would’ve made the past 45 years of my dad’s life much less depressing.

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hey why does your toolbox note say that if we find your porn we can post it?? is there a treasure hunt on?? ur the raccoon guy, right?

I don’t remember. Wanna see some wet coon?

aww you still have them??

did you get a special coon washing sink?? that looks pretty heavy duty.

I have all of the regular wild ones that visit, but this is a 5-week old orphan I found trying to nurse off of roadkill on the expressway between Detroit and Chicago. I’m going to try and integrate him with the others, otherwise I’ll just keep him as a roommate until he hits puberty and becomes a monster next spring.

I had to put him in his room for a half hour in order to get some work done. He was bitching and crying the whole time, and when I opened the door I discovered he’d managed to poop on his own head. Odd little fella.

That’s just my kitchen sink. When the house was built it had all commercial grade stainless Sub Zero and Dacor stuff that I now use to reheat takeout.

pudding head retard 😒

glad you are keeping the dream alive

He stuck his tongue up my nose and sucked the boogers out, so it’s a mutually beneficial relationship.

life ^uh finds a way..

let’s not shy away from critical articles here. Tesla isn’t perfect. We should welcome stories that report failings or inconsistencies and discuss them in a rational matter so those problems can be improved upon to make Tesla a better company.

Is that directed at the sub, or to the majority of Reddit?

Yes

I wonder what they think is the causal connection between "discuss them in a rational matter" and "so those problems can be improved upon to make Tesla a better company" is supposed to be. What does that passive voice stand for if anything, inquiring minds want to know.

/u/dirtyfries you little suck up I'm going to doctor a comment of you calling the big boss a scrawny little musk rat weasel