A furry cockwaffle causes a kerfuffle in /r/ComedyCemetery.

50  2018-06-08 by PoorLilMarco

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The furries are everywhere. They penetrate your communities, just waiting for someone to show weakness.

i want to be penetrated

awoooo

vore me daddy actually don't

only if you call me daddy

That's not an exaggeration, either. Anybody you know could be a furry and is just the %1 that doesn't go around telling people unless you ask them.

So have i been living under a rock for the past few years or has the furry community gotten more emboldened over the past year or two. It seemed like they used to hide in their corners of the internet and now they seem to be everywhere.

Um Tails out Tuesday and Fur Friday

The MLP fandom, angry political discourse and trans people really put furries on the back burner of bully worthy internet groups. On the upside they seem to have mostly holed up in their own communities except when they pop out on twitter and surprising common youtube """commentary""" channels.

Said someone who wasn't on the Internet from 2000-2009

I know about how they used to be everywhere back then. I was wondering why they seem to have come back in full force over the past few years

For some reason furries are one of the most evangelical fandoms and feel the need to proselytize the glory of yiff. One of the reasons they get so much hate is they can't shut the fuck up about being a furry

Wow it's almost as if people hate LGBT because they can't stop making everything all about themselves as well!

People aren't born furries they are a creation of the (regrettable) Internet Age

But who can deny the majestic beauty of a macro right whale cumming in a blue whale's mouth, causing his throat pouch to expand?

It's because they realized they could fall behind the "1/2 of the furry fandom is Q U E E R, making fun of us is dogwhistle homophobia" defense and get the heat taken off of them.

20% of the people here constantly seriouspost and agendapost so I don't see how we're any better when it comes to statistics.

Don't fuck your dog though please

Furrycide now

Hey save a bullet for me

Too late, bud. Already typing this comment from the afterlife.

People kind of stopped caring about furries when there's rabid alt-left tankies who want to call you a nazi and use that as an excuse to murder you that exist now

Or rabid far-right baby boomers who desperately wish for a civil war to break out so they can finally have an excuse to shoot their liberal neighbors

i dream about murdering anthropomorphic cat girl pussy with my giant anime dick.

Eyyyy

that's just regular hentai gussy with some cat ears, this isn't fury. also no dick = weak shit.

kys faggot

whoah reported, enjoy your suspension !!

Too vanilla for me sorry

It seemed like they used to hide in their corners of the internet

Isn't that still the case?

Like, literally the only way for me to find furry art is to go to sites dedicated to furry art. I have NEVER come across it by accident in a place it doesn't belong.

I defend furries online because sometimes new content at /r/furry_irl can be a bit slow and I like drama.

I've found that every comment I make defending furries on reddit gets upvoted. It's like a really shitty way to farm karma.

What happens is they link the posts to their subs and then go on crusades to justify themselves.

For example I once commented in some major sub that wearing diapers, shitting yourself in public for a sexual thrill, and acting like an infant are signs there is something seriously wrong wth someone. A diaper fetishist linked it to one of their subs and they all swarmed over to 'prove' that there is nothing wrong with wearing diapers for sexual gratification. Furries do the same thing. Someone links a post they don't like and they all dogpile the poster in an attempt to yiff them into submission.

Furries used to be the the third or fourth most annoying group on the internet when goons and sonic fans were still the greatest evil, now they're just meh.

Skinnycide now.

I can hit you up with Ed's mom if you want ๐Ÿ˜

Woah, a mom joke. How original.

Take it or leave it, bucko

Furfags ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

You're one to talk pajeet

believing a meme

being this gullible

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Who the fuck downvoted this? Furfags are disgusting.

r/drama doesn't want to admit that it's full of animefags/weeabos and unironic furries even lol

This coming from a guy who unironically posts in r/dogfree

I have literally one comment there after being linked from this sub. If you're gonna dig up dirt in post histories, at least do it right.

Why did you delete your comment, you pussy! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

They targeted furfags.

Furfags.

Comedycemetery is filled with some of the most smug, circlejerking, annoying elitists you will ever meet online.

Skyrim hentai๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Turns out M'iaq was right:
"The people of Skyrim are more open minded about certain things than people in other places."

Hey look it's me! All these downvotes on me because I don't like zoophile furfags lmao. I'm used to it, they're too much in denial of their animal fetish.