I’m not a small person by any means and when I volunteered in a kindergarten classroom back in high school there were kids that at 5 and 6 years old could manhandle me.
if you can be manhandled by a kindergartener you're the most unbelievable fucking pussy on the planet and do not need to be anywhere near a police uniform
Actually, if you were to go through my post history, I’m quite liberal and frequently call out the police and the right for misconduct and general heartlessness in regards to policing and race relations, as well as gun control. In this particular case, I’m betting that you just read the section of my comment posted by OP, not where I also lamented how this interaction probably traumatized this poor child and damaged his chances of ever trusting police. But I don’t really expect that level of thought from people like you. You’re a shit-stirrer because you have nothing better to do, and that’s it. My conscious is clear knowing I always try look at all angles, and that the pig I’m fucking would willingly lay down his life to protect someone like you. I’ve dealt with worse hate before, I’ll deal with it again. Have a lovely day and stay safe.
that the pig I’m fucking would willingly lay down his life to protect someone like you.
lol literally r/iamverybadass or sorry r/myhusbandisverybadass because no one who admits to being overpowered by a child could ever pretend to be tough. how long until your husband "fears for his life" and shoots some unarmed teenager?
I’m quite liberal and frequently call out the police and the right for misconduct and general heartlessness in regards to policing and race relations, as well as gun control
Ah yes, lets only give guns to the people who are most often irresponsible with them.
the pig I’m fucking would willingly lay down his life to protect someone like you
Except that the cops have consistently been pretty clear on this; they are in no way obligated to put themselves in danger to help someone. They've taken that to court and won. Don't they all say "my first duty is to come home safe"?
Let's be realistic, if anything serious happened, he'd shit his pants, run away and call for backup.
Have a lovely day and keep yourself safe.
Uh... reddit doesn't like it when you tell people to kill themselves even if you do it in that dog-whistle fashion. I think you have some serious anger issues to deal with.
Ok, so what am I shilling for in this context? Noticing my name only works if I'm actually shilling for a product or like a politician or something. Shit like this is why your husband cheats on you with chicks he arrests.
You better hope he doesn't find out it isn't his. I've heard its basically impossible for battered wives of policemen to get charges filed or even a restraining order against him.
Did you know that domestic violence is higher among law enforcement than almost any other field? Officers, both male and female, are bad to not seek mental healthcare and take it out on their families. Most departments are really good about offering (or even forcing) counseling, but there’s just such a stigma about mental health in this country. In fact I know a former officer that has been arrested for beating his wife, but she dropped the charges so he walked. Really unfortunate, but common among battered women. We should have more resources for people like her. But I digress. Unfortunately for him it’s definitely his so he’s stuck with us both now. If he were to ever beat me I guess I’d just have to kill him secretly for the insurance money because alimony off of a public servant salary would suuucckkkk. Then again half of that retirement package would be nice 🤔
Did you know that domestic violence is higher among law enforcement than almost any other field?
Yes this is a complete surprise to me. Who would have predicted that people whose day to day routine involves exposure to violence would themselves become more violent as a result? I suggest you publish your findings in a prestigious psychiatry journal.
In fact I know a former officer that has been arrested for beating his wife, but she dropped the charges so he walked
And yet you still got pregnant by another man? Bold move, let's see if it pans out.
Unfortunately for him it’s definitely his so he’s stuck with us both now
Were I him I'd probably want to confirm that with at lesat 10 different paternity testing services before I accepted responsibility.
If he were to ever beat me I guess I’d just have to kill him secretly for the insurance money
Oh please, we both know you'd buckle under and refuse to even press charges, let alone do anything about it.
alimony off of a public servant salary would suuucckkkk
There are these things called "jobs" that most normal people do.
Bruh I WISH I was unemployed some days! I’m a data analyst for a university — do you know how boring that gets sometimes? Benefits are great though. Free graduate degree! Still trying to decide if I’ll walk at graduation. Nah, I’d just need the alimony for childcare cause that shit is expensive. Almost $200 a week to watch a newborn. I mean damn, he’s a loud potato at that point how hard can it be to watch him? Why does it get less expensive once they’re up running around trying to kill themselves off? That’s when I’d be charging the big bucks. I’m on maternity leave now though and I’m bored af. Probably just because I’m too swollen to function, might be easier once I’m not a human incubator anymore. Still probably would rather go to work than be a SAHM though. Come to think of it I might have to be the one that pays alimony. That would suck lol
The only people who pay for graduate degrees are MBAs and people getting a professional (MD/JD) and idiots.
Nah, I’d just need the alimony for childcare cause that shit is expensive
The price of a television has never been lower.
That’s when I’d be charging the big bucks. I’m on maternity leave now though and I’m bored af. Probably just because I’m too swollen to function, might be easier once I’m not a human incubator anymore. Still probably would rather go to work than be a SAHM though. Come to think of it I might have to be the one that pays alimony. That would suck lol
You're kind of rattling on like someone on cocaine.
That does explain why numbers for the graduate campus are so low. But don’t forget the various therapy/counseling degrees under the professional category. Too many kids come in thinking they’re going to go on to be therapists with a four-year psych degree, but those degrees are useless without a graduate specialization. Also listing MBAs and idiots separately might be redundant.
TVs do have the benefit of not sending home germs, I’ll give you that.
If was on cocaine I would’ve delivered prematurely, not be wallowing in the misery of passing my due date. It is 95 degrees and 90% humidity outside, which is why I’m sitting around in the AC wasting my life on Reddit.
Hey what is “bussy”? I’m new to this sub but I’ve seen it twice now. The urban dictionary definition seems slightly unrelated lol but weirder things happen on Reddit
That response doesn’t exactly illicit trust, but suddenly all of gay references around me make sense. Son of a bitch I can’t wait for pregnancy brain to be over 😂 I mean OPs name is bunch-of-sticks that is fucking brilliant and I am embarrassed by how slow I am.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
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1 Tugtruga 2018-06-09
Quality post I guess. Thanks for sharing it again
1 Tugtruga 2018-06-09
For your entertainment
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-09
The cops did nothing wrong. OP is that you in the video?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-09
If you do the crime, do the time.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-09
Crime doesn’t pay.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
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1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-09
Can you tw ojust get a room?
1 bunch_of_sticks 2018-06-09
wtf? Excuse me, I'm trying to create drama here.
Also, didn't watch the video and not American lol.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-09
lol you succeeded in your goal.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-06-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtectAndServe/comments/8pc7vt/chicago_police_mistakenly_handcuff_10_year_old/e0a8z5l/
This is beautiful u/Lvl1PoliceWife
1 d-amazo 2018-06-09
if you can be manhandled by a kindergartener you're the most unbelievable fucking pussy on the planet and do not need to be anywhere near a police uniform
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-06-09
Duh, that’s what the handcuffs are for.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Says someone who probably has no interaction with police uniforms, children, or pussies.
1 d-amazo 2018-06-09
about as good a comeback as i'd expect from a pig fucker, what's a matter, can't handle banter if you can't shoot someone who disrespects you?
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Actually, if you were to go through my post history, I’m quite liberal and frequently call out the police and the right for misconduct and general heartlessness in regards to policing and race relations, as well as gun control. In this particular case, I’m betting that you just read the section of my comment posted by OP, not where I also lamented how this interaction probably traumatized this poor child and damaged his chances of ever trusting police. But I don’t really expect that level of thought from people like you. You’re a shit-stirrer because you have nothing better to do, and that’s it. My conscious is clear knowing I always try look at all angles, and that the pig I’m fucking would willingly lay down his life to protect someone like you. I’ve dealt with worse hate before, I’ll deal with it again. Have a lovely day and stay safe.
1 d-amazo 2018-06-09
lol literally r/iamverybadass or sorry r/myhusbandisverybadass because no one who admits to being overpowered by a child could ever pretend to be tough. how long until your husband "fears for his life" and shoots some unarmed teenager?
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-06-09
Ah yes, lets only give guns to the people who are most often irresponsible with them.
Except that the cops have consistently been pretty clear on this; they are in no way obligated to put themselves in danger to help someone. They've taken that to court and won. Don't they all say "my first duty is to come home safe"?
Let's be realistic, if anything serious happened, he'd shit his pants, run away and call for backup.
Uh... reddit doesn't like it when you tell people to kill themselves even if you do it in that dog-whistle fashion. I think you have some serious anger issues to deal with.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-06-09
Ok, so what am I shilling for in this context? Noticing my name only works if I'm actually shilling for a product or like a politician or something. Shit like this is why your husband cheats on you with chicks he arrests.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Nah, he probably cheats because I’m 40 weeks pregnant and don’t put out that often.
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-06-09
You better hope he doesn't find out it isn't his. I've heard its basically impossible for battered wives of policemen to get charges filed or even a restraining order against him.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Did you know that domestic violence is higher among law enforcement than almost any other field? Officers, both male and female, are bad to not seek mental healthcare and take it out on their families. Most departments are really good about offering (or even forcing) counseling, but there’s just such a stigma about mental health in this country. In fact I know a former officer that has been arrested for beating his wife, but she dropped the charges so he walked. Really unfortunate, but common among battered women. We should have more resources for people like her. But I digress. Unfortunately for him it’s definitely his so he’s stuck with us both now. If he were to ever beat me I guess I’d just have to kill him secretly for the insurance money because alimony off of a public servant salary would suuucckkkk. Then again half of that retirement package would be nice 🤔
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-06-09
Yes this is a complete surprise to me. Who would have predicted that people whose day to day routine involves exposure to violence would themselves become more violent as a result? I suggest you publish your findings in a prestigious psychiatry journal.
And yet you still got pregnant by another man? Bold move, let's see if it pans out.
Were I him I'd probably want to confirm that with at lesat 10 different paternity testing services before I accepted responsibility.
Oh please, we both know you'd buckle under and refuse to even press charges, let alone do anything about it.
There are these things called "jobs" that most normal people do.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Bruh I WISH I was unemployed some days! I’m a data analyst for a university — do you know how boring that gets sometimes? Benefits are great though. Free graduate degree! Still trying to decide if I’ll walk at graduation. Nah, I’d just need the alimony for childcare cause that shit is expensive. Almost $200 a week to watch a newborn. I mean damn, he’s a loud potato at that point how hard can it be to watch him? Why does it get less expensive once they’re up running around trying to kill themselves off? That’s when I’d be charging the big bucks. I’m on maternity leave now though and I’m bored af. Probably just because I’m too swollen to function, might be easier once I’m not a human incubator anymore. Still probably would rather go to work than be a SAHM though. Come to think of it I might have to be the one that pays alimony. That would suck lol
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-06-09
The only people who pay for graduate degrees are MBAs and people getting a professional (MD/JD) and idiots.
The price of a television has never been lower.
You're kind of rattling on like someone on cocaine.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
That does explain why numbers for the graduate campus are so low. But don’t forget the various therapy/counseling degrees under the professional category. Too many kids come in thinking they’re going to go on to be therapists with a four-year psych degree, but those degrees are useless without a graduate specialization. Also listing MBAs and idiots separately might be redundant.
TVs do have the benefit of not sending home germs, I’ll give you that.
If was on cocaine I would’ve delivered prematurely, not be wallowing in the misery of passing my due date. It is 95 degrees and 90% humidity outside, which is why I’m sitting around in the AC wasting my life on Reddit.
1 LightUmbra 2018-06-09
Just suck ffs
1 scatmunchies 2018-06-09
You’re getting wrecked here, you gotta step up your game - shit’s embarrassing.
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
Whatever mate, you get beat up by toddlers.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Uh, kindergarteners, thank you.
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
Oh, my mistake.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Hey what is “bussy”? I’m new to this sub but I’ve seen it twice now. The urban dictionary definition seems slightly unrelated lol but weirder things happen on Reddit
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
A male butthole. Don't let anyone tell you anything different.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
That response doesn’t exactly illicit trust, but suddenly all of gay references around me make sense. Son of a bitch I can’t wait for pregnancy brain to be over 😂 I mean OPs name is bunch-of-sticks that is fucking brilliant and I am embarrassed by how slow I am.
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
I am the authority on bussy and I am sick of the bores on this sub heterosplaining to me.
"Oh, but serialflamingo, trans buttholes are bussy tee hee"
Yes, transboy buttholes are bussy smdh. How DARE they tell me what bussy is.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
I wholeheartedly accept you as the utmost bussy expert. I mean, it’s right there in your flair. Thank you for teaching me a thing today.
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
See that /r/drama!? Why can't you ingrates give me the respect that I would get from some randomer from /r/all?
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Hey now I’m not just some rando. OP tagged me. I WAS INVITED.
1 LightUmbra 2018-06-09
Thank you for your degeneracy. 👮♂️7
1 TruthPains 2018-06-09
I have and do, you should not be in that uniform if a fucking 5 year old can take you down.
1 Lvl1PoliceWife 2018-06-09
Aw I’m honored
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-06-09
>Cops looking for armed 10 year old who is on the run >Cops stop and interrogate a 10 year old fitting the description
What the fuck do you dumbasses expect them to do?
1 triceratraps 2018-06-09
imagine hating cops because you are such rebel
imagine still thinking like middle schooler
r/drama
1 Penguin_Party12345 2018-06-09
Get out of /r/drama with your non-extremist, non-centrist viewpoints.
1 triceratraps 2018-06-09
my basic view is all people are garbage a giant mistake
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-09
Tbh I think humans in general need to die.