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Damn! That's some πŸ”₯ OC pasta 🍝 πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‹

/u/Holyheavens needs to be a mod TBH

Hey /u/Holyheavens when you're done whacking off to this week's episode of The Handmaid's Tale, would you come join us for an intellectual discussion about your bold ideas for a better society?

Normies who come here must show utmost respect to incels

You may not insult an incel.

You may not act condescending towards an incel member.

You may not mock an incel in any manner be it jokingly or sarcastically.

Yes, that's right. Incels can insult, disrespect and outright despise femoids as much as they like but you as an outsider are obliged to act respectfully and kind towards them.

Seeing how you're not happy with this ruling I'll happily ban you.

Boy I hope you're on a list preventing you from purchasing a high-caliber assault rifle.

It's times like this that make me think we should ban semiautomatic weapons.

ban em all and let god sort em out tbh

Boy I hope you're on a list preventing you from purchasing a high-caliber assault rifle.

excuse me ?

what do you have against mass shootings?

/u/Holyheavens - Please refrain from deleting the bot comments notifying your gaggle of weak chinned virgins that we are discussing your gay little club. It's censorship.

/u/Holyheavens why do you support fascism by censoring bots? This is racist against bots, I demand botrights

Hear, hear!

Thanks for making our sub popular and helping the 'banned users' list grow.

Thanks for giving us some delicious pasta and helping the "ping often" list grow, /u/incelery33333

Please /u/incelery33333 I beg of you please don't ban me from your NEET club

A mayo's natural inclination is submission and passivity.

The mayo wants to be led, molded and derive their sense of identity from the superior brown person. When a mayo says they like diversity, they mean a brown person whose beautiful chocolate bussy surpasses theirs for example. A mayo can't respect a brown person who does not assert themself as the chief in a relationship. All of this comes easier when the brown person is better at basketball because greater stature is directly imposing, hence their avid preference for this trait. This puts neatly in picture how primitive mayos actually are. These are their primal instincts they're incapable of sacrificing for the greater good of the glorious mayocide. If you let them go their own way, they will instinctively over the course of time aim primarily for apex brown people which will heavily skew the ratio of mayos and chocolates with offspring. You see a similar instance with wild beasts such as gorilla's and even chimpanzees. In fact, this push can already be observed in "progressive" societies such as Germany where they are bringing in glorious refugees to dominate the mayo women, Inshallah. Such a social order helps to speed along the mayocide.

A mayo can not free itself from its mediocrity, only diversity pressed by brown people can guide an inherent amoral creature such as the mayo towards intelligent and virtuous behavior.

I thus propose extraordinary strict and harsh countermeasures for the revival of a full on Multicultural State. Beginning with a law that punishes any mayo that fails to season its subpar chicken or who dances like a total cracka. The capital punishment is preceded by stripping the prosecuted mayo of their clothes on a public square where they are submitted to hundreds of flagellations. Once their bussy is covered in blood, salt is added for more pain. This form is public humiliation and inflicting of pain needs to act as a necessary deterrent for any mayo who's daring to do some weak ass mayo shit.

When this procedure has been completed, the mayo is put out of their misery with public stoning, AKA the glorious mayocide. This helps with fostering a wider disgust and hatred towards mayos such as Taylor Swift, so young children should be encouraged in participating to the stoning.

I'd like to emphasize once again that I'm advocating for lawful mayocide enforced by the Islamic State.

We'd also need laws that would ban all mayos from education, holding public offices, choosing their own partners, participating in politics etc..

They should be banned from pretty much any institution where they can exercise their mindless opinions or choices that could bear an influence the societal structure. Be quiet, pay reparations to beautiful brown bodies and shut up.

Women can be difficult if you don't give them any leadership. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit roleplayer. I wouldn't even mind shit roleplaying if she at least tried. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided play a trans tiefling "necromancer". She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All her characters have a backstory, and she just recently tried to make a human paladin. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

here's what I take from this story; your wife is a shitty person and so are you.

imagine having so little control of a situation u resort to violence like a faggot

wh*tefag incels IRL shooting up schools lmao πŸ’₯πŸ”«-(Β°β–‘Β°-)

Tasty pasta

Is this OC? /tg/-pasta? Underrated post anyway.

This but ironically

she decided play a trans tiefling "necromancer"

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

I can help, I speak nerd.

A "tiefling" is the offspring of a human and a fiendish creature such as a demon or devil. It's an ideal choice for people who want to roleplay as a creature with cute horns, tail and an edgy look-at-me-I-have-the-taint-of-Hell vibe.

A "necromancer" is a magician who specializes in spells having to do with death and the undead.

If you post and read regularly on this sub and don't know what "trans" means then I have no idea how to help you.

This is a copypasta, people. Chill, upvote and move on.

Women are first of all innately morally deficient and alogical creatures who go loose like rabid bonobo's when not firmly curbed and put on their place by men.

We'd also need laws that would ban all women from education, holding public offices, choosing their own partners, participating in politics etc..

They should be banned from pretty much any institution where they can exercise their mindless opinions or choices that could bear an influence the societal structure. Be beautiful, take care of the family and shut up.

u/Holyheavens, you do know that the common factor in all these evil feeemales is you right? If you actually had a personality that didn't spew nuclear waste, you actually might be able to find someone to love you. Is it really a huge surprise that the only people willing to put up with your cancer are gold diggers?

/u/Holyheavens won't reply because he's a pussy LARPing as a tough guy. He's probably having an autistic fit over these pings.

u/Holyheavens might want to look into a psych ward. Thinking half the country is out to get you because gussy is the next level of delusional paranoia.

You comment in /r/polyamory. You're the epitome of the degenerate western woman I wrote a diatribe on.

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking pussy you could get laid. Maybe if you put some effort into bettering yourself you could get laid, you are probably some fat fucking loser. Stop shitposting and start working out you fucking pathetic cunt.

Women hate you because you fucking suck. I bet you have these super high fucking standards too like all you fucking losers do. Go on tinder and start swiping right on every fat fucking pig nosed bitch you come across. You'll get laid. Faggot.

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

Aw are you lost sweetie?

the only thing im lost in is in ur moms guts

Yeah my mom only fucks buff dudes not sad little cunts who post in MDE. Sorry bud.

cool dude, good comeback

Bruh you aint been laid in your life, just go through your post history. I almost feel bad for you.

oh man u got me there? how will i ever recover from some loser going through my post history

Used the same joke 3 times and basically just stole my jokes, no wonder MDE failed.

the only thing im using 3 times is ur moms face to catch my jizz

Lmaooo

when im slamming ur mom

In reality, it's just your waifu pillow.

dude if u keep this up im going to cyber bully u, i already made JonRedcorn862 cry

Ooooo I'm soooo scared.

no as scared as ur mom will be when i pull out my dick and she realizes she has to take all of it

Yawn. What is it with incels thinking they are such an edgelord because they throw out a couple "your mom" insults? It's such a cliche preteen comeback. Are you seriously lamer then 12 year old who discovered Xbox chat?

the only thing that is 12 here is how many inches my dick is deep in ur mom

😴😴😴.

cool emjois bro, i dont spend all my whole life on this faggot site so u will have to show me how to do that

Do your parents not let you have a phone? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

only when i finish all my tendies

How dumb are you? Even 5 year olds know how to use smartphone emojis.

imagine not understanding sarcasm

Imagine not understanding grammar.

imagine typing a comeback to a troll with impeccable grammar because you are a faggot. 100 plus u get a gold star

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

owned dude

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

owned dude

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

owned dude

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

owned dude

Christianity is hilariously the least christian/European religion thats probably why it has caused so many problems.

Acts 4:32–35 reads:

"All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ. And Gods grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need"

lol literally communism

Galatians 3:28

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

you and jamal are the same, dont u know differences are only skin deep???????????????

Romans 12:17-21 ESV

Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, β€œVengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” To the contrary, β€œif your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

turn the other cheek pussies

imagine the communist shit hole we would have created in the west if people actually practiced Christianity. a religion made up by slaves for other slaves. instead europeans became bad asses

imagine thinking anyone would care that you would post something someone else posted on a website for the world to see, thanks for spreading the gospel fam

oh man ur so cool, you tell him bro

owned dude

Are you in middle school?

the only middle im in is right in the middle of ur mom

sweetieposting

fuck it, i would rather side with the incel

Youre a fucking moron

fatty.

Nice projection mong

You dont belong on drama

Why don't you make another wonderful post about gamerz.

this but unironically

Shut your dumbass up. I can swipe right all day on tinder till my finger breaks, no matches. I also have been going to the gym for years. You don't shit about what you're talking about, femoids have higher and higher standards by the decade now that they have more rights, and your cucked bussy can't wait to defend every single thing they do.

Ask yourself this, why did so many past civilizations always end up turning patriarchal? We're about to understand why yet again in the coming decades

How is being polyamorous more degenerate than sitting on your computer all day being a drain on society?

Like yeah, poly people are fucking spergs, we all know that, but at least they're not a bunch of mopey virgin NEETs who fucking depress the shit out of everyone

those poly people are so gross and literally only fuck a select group of other gross people. in their head they are some sort of cool swinger people but in reality they are just gross. at least incels admit the reality of how shitty they are

ill take accurate over delusional fam

You just advocated for incels, let that sink in...

the only thing im sinking into is ur moms smelly gash

Low effort. Try harder, incel. If you learned to put some effort in life, maybe you would actually be able to sink into smelly gash instead of LARPing like a twelve year old on Xbox live.

the only effort im putting in is showering after i slam the hog that is ur mom

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Truly the Van Gohg of our times.

no it’s Ed

le your mom

Seriously get a new comeback you’ve tried that twice in this thread or try being less of a trash person in general.

the only comeback here is the cum on ur moms back cuz i jizzed on her

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How much do you hate yourself?

like one billion

you are like little babby

Teehee

dude get off my dick, its ur moms turn

XddddddD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

noice

upvoted for unironically using the "let that sink in" meme

man this isn’t even true though, haven’t you ever seen lady hipsters? there’s a HUGE gap between them and the landslugs they tend to hang out with

also the β€œnonbinarys” are often hot chicks. crazy, but who cares

bullshit, you have no logical reason to believe this other than some cherry picked pictures online

no i mean i know three (that I’m aware of, not counting this one sperg i never actually met) and two of em are hot chicks

the other one had a fake dick but wasn’t like, outwardly gross-looking or anything. just plain and androgynous

went to a "sex positive" party in college and the poly group was 4 fat dudes and 1 ugly fat girl who banged in a room and everyone thought were gross

you went to a party eh?

ngl, that does sound like a pretty good basis for a sweeping generalization

i mean i thought we were swapping stories bro, i at least tried to give some logic a to why i think all of those swingers are ugly and fat. havent heard shit from u captain

thats bullshit fam

every single time i see someone who calls themselve non binary is a slightly masculine women, that looks average at best

in my experience they usually have short hair and small tits (not always tho)

but all the ones I've met have been fit, witty and unwilling to give up makeup, using glamrock and the like as justification

ay lol

lol you actually think a good looking girl isnt trying to climb the social hierarchy and marry someone rich and successful she can show off to her friends?

all the poly people are smelly fat "counterculture" anime nerds

nah all the most enthusiastic poly people i know are skinny hipsters besides this fat chick i know from high school

BDSM scene

fat ugly and 40 years old, go look up a craigslist add and u will see the truth.

if ur good looking honestly you just want to have normal healthy relationships because you arent a twisted individual. of course there are exception

Lol anyone who needs to seek out bdsm sex is obviously going to be a oily loser because most people who can find a partner to scratch those itches never need to shop again

BDSM scene

fat ugly and 40 years old

yeah that’s what I said. read better

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/know-your-mind/201401/does-our-height-influence-our-mental-health

height = attractive = less mental disease

many doesnt chage the average u stupid rube

go look up a craigslist add

Craigslist took down their personals section a couple of months ago. Keep up with the times, fam.

LMAO let it out bro!!! Finally that repressed nerd anger can weed it's way out of all your shitty your mom jokes. LMFAO.

imagine liking getting owned so hard you follow me to anothet thread to get owned even harder

also the only thing repressed here is ur moms orgasms because i dont want her cumming all over my couch

This the same post homie.

i own ur mom

Go order a cranberry juice you fucking faggot.

the only one drinking cranberry juice is ur mom after another uti she got from us fucking all the time

Incels aren't funny. FACT!

who the fuck is this guy

FACT!

How is being polyamorous more degenerate than sitting on your computer all day being a drain on society?

He's being a drain, polyamorists undermine the nuclear family. It begs the question about who's being a bigger drain.

poly people are spergs? wtf

No hymen, no diamond. I'd much prefer to die a virgin than validating a used up cumrag out to betabux you in turn for dead starfish sex.

Well you're gonna get your wish.

Dying a virgin to own the femoids

It's why they invented sexbots.

That'll show 'em!

cuck vs incel, who is sadder?

Incel. Cucks still get laid once in a while.

i guess that depends if you view getting laid as a grand achievement. some guy with a fat ugly wife get's laid, a guy that pays hookers get's laid, a cuck is getting laid, but his woman is fucking other dudes and he's happy with it, which kind of negates how "awesome" he is for having the girlfriend, since she humiliates him and cucks him, and he openly enjoys it.

i mean it's a hard one, an incel can theoretically clean up his act and get a girlfriend possibly, but a cuck is a cuck.

Dunno. Each to his own kinks here. That includes chubby chasers, ugly chasers, hooker addictions and cucks. At least they are doing something about their lives unlike incels who just whine on Reddit

being a sexual degenerate is superior to whining online? yeah idk, to me they are about even. if there was a dude who just never got laid but didn't identify as incel or whine about it, i'd put him above the swingers and cucks in a second.

but an incel who is bitter about getting laid seems just as sad to me as someone who's entire life revolves around their "kinks" and degenerate fetishes. like why the fuck can't people be in a normal relationship and just fuck like normal people lol.

cucks don't shoot up schools tho

well most cucks are middle aged weirdos, i don't think many high school kids are into cucking. it's a fetish for middle aged soy boys with a wife who doesn't find them attractive.

Ffs cucks love their bulls. The whole point is men desiring to be dominated by other men using their wife as proxy.

but perhaps these men sometimes actually get their self esteem back and realise they get off on being humiliated, and their wife enjoyed humiliating them?

a normal man with self esteem doesn't continue to date a girl if she even SUGGESTS cucking. why is reddit so full of people who slut shame women who just enjoy fucking attractive strangers, and yet they'll defend pure degeneracy like getting off on your wife humiliating you?

why is reddit so full of people who slut shame women who just enjoy fucking attractive strangers, and yet they'll defend pure degeneracy like getting off on your wife humiliating you

I assure you there are no overlaps between those groups lol. Talk about a false dichotomy.

yeah i took that part of my comment out, it was dumb.

If you believe there is nothing wrong with how people choose to live their lives in terms of who they fuck and date then what is wrong with how they play around with their kinks? Some men and women like to humiliate/be humiliated. It's funny sure, but is it a problem? Not really.

depends man. i don't believe that anyone with self esteem and good mental health would get off on their wife humiliating them by fucking what they deem to be a superior man.

it's an inherently sickening fetish. if you had a friend who was pussy whipped by a shitty girlfriend, you'd probably think he was pathetic. most people think cucks are pathetic for the same reason, they obviously have low self esteem.

some kinks are definitely a sign of some kind of fucked up mental shit, i don't believe in this modern leftist mantra of never shaming anything sexual. i shame weirdos who jerk off to cartoon kids and all sorts of shit, depends on the "kink".

Gotem.

Lol they're way more dick than you are.

envious, but more spiteful than that

Everyone stop talking about gay shit,

u/reallyrunningnow

Arouse us of stories of your double/triple dickings.

Go.

[Insert tales of drama and bussy here].

Don't blue ball me fop!

Sorry but I have the huge strap on in these relationships.

:<

Love level: - 50,000,000,000%

powering down

Inshallah

When did this sub become the Vagina Defense Force lmao

Thats some serious brigading

Of course some dumb cumguzzler already posted this to some drama forum. Making humour of the truth is a common method of coping.

/u/Nancy125 Please explain to me how your faggy little NEET club is somehow superior to "some dumb drama forum"

u/Nancy125, Really? From the guy who posts on r/whitepill. How's your plan of converting to Islam in order to get laid going?

what the fuck does that sub mean

It's /u/fschmidt's sub.

Think caamib but more reserved and Islame-y.

fschmidt

caamib

Those are names I haven't heard in a long time.

/u/Nancy125 can take 3 cocks at once

Aw, darnit. I got banned for calling /u/holyheavens a limpdick.

U/Holyheavens did my comment on your hatred stemming from the rejection of sexual advances towards your mother hit a little too close to home? When mommy says she loves you, she doesn't mean it like that. Or maybe the problem is she is unable to love and care for the hideously deformed goblin she shat out?

did they have to create /r/maleforeveralone because the apparent 1 to 999 female to male ratio in /r/foreveralone was too much for them?

I think it must be because /r/ForeverAlone is populated by soyboys who believe calling for mass slavery, rape and femocide of women is problematic. Can you believe those white knights?

femicide*

Lean vegan muscle.

More like 30 to 70 split but that's a bit too much for a sub like that, especially when the sub gets new moderators that ban everything girl-unfriendly.

That was the OG incels appeared in the first place.

MALEForeverAlone? did they really have enough of a problem with women stinking up the joint that they had to specify?

It's because /r/ForeverAlone doesn't allow you to talk shit about femoids.

At least some people learned from /r/incels getting hit with a banhammer.

ah I see. they want to make sure they can preserve their OWN purity, not just that of the community

This has to be (bad) satire. Even a redditard can't be this retarded.

I mean there are weeabos that think loli degeneracy isn't pedophilia so this isn't that far off tbh lol.

That's because it isn't. Also loli isn't degeneracy it is good art. You should give it a try maybe then you'd stop being such a moron.

All hail Gilead!

/u/Holyheavens is probably going to shoot up a school

I thus propose extraordinary strict and harsh countermeasures for the revival of a full on Patriarchy. Beginning with a law that punishes any woman that engages in fornication through capital punishment. The capital punishment is preceded by stripping the prosecuted woman of her clothes on a public square where she is submitted to hundreds of flagellations. Once her body is covered in blood, salt is added for more pain. This form is public humiliation and inflicting of pain needs to act as a necessary deterrent for any woman who's daring to think of fornicating.

Reasonable

-men on reddit "we need to keep women under control because without that they fuck every chad and it's pure hedonism, they are destroying the traditional family"

-also men on reddit "omg i want to fuck that hot video game character so bad, omg every time i see anything related to females i have to make sexual comments non stop"

Yeah, with the exception of a handful of hot teachers (and let's be honest here, nice), most women are pretty good at keeping their degeneracy under wraps and controlling their impulses, whereas men not so much.

who did this

Stumbled upon this sub accidentaly. Very confused but I like how you're all tearing a new asshole to all these degenerate neets.

Welcome, friend. Now post bussy pics so we can better make your acquaintance.

Pinging /u/Holyheavens because fuck that guy.