You guys, stop picking on u/Darqwolff. He was the only one brave enough to warn us of the necromatriarchy:
The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy
The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.
But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.
Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.
The fuck do you even mean? Like, what are you saying I fell for? Everyone here knows you're "pretending to be retarded," it's just that you're actually retarded to begin with too, it's not us falling for your shtick when we notice you're retarded. Or was me calling you a special needs kid not the part you're referring to...? Like is there something I actually fell for / missed / didn't get? I can't tell if I really fell for something so hard I still don't even know how got I got and thus can't see what you're talking about, or if you're just so retarded you straight-up arbitrarily choose random interactions to somehow pretend you tricked people in.
People like you and /u/BasicallyADoctor and most of this sub are a weird mutant type of human that only came about due to the technological revolution and the reduction of Darwinian selection.
Among these, the authors argue, was a very specific kind of religiosity which developed in all complex societies: the collective worship of gods concerned with morality. Belief in these kinds of gods was selected for, they maintain, because once we developed cities we had to deal with strangers—people who weren’t part of our extended family. By conceiving of a god who demanded moral behaviour towards other believers, people were compelled to cooperate with these strangers, meaning that large, highly cooperative groups could develop.
You are this kind of strange atheist, uncaring nothing person that historically would just die during early childhood or birth from your asthma or whatever malady/weakness man of you surely have. Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.
We have to deal with you temporarily until you leave the gene pool due to so few of you having any kids. What got us into this Jew mess is universal suffrage . We have a bunch of uninvested nothingpeople voting and walking around having stupid opinions. It's actually understandable that people like you would see no value in your own race since people tend to project themselves onto their people.
How do you figure I'm uninvested? I get that you consider me stupid because you're insecure about your own intelligence and need to reassure yourself about it, but how can you people come up with this idea that I'm uninvested? Why the fuck do I talk to you if I'm uninvested? Why would I still do anything for the girl I was with when I was 15 and pretty much every girl I've been with between now and then if I'm some emotionally uninvested type that doesn't care strongly? I don't get how you can literally just come up with the opposite trait for everything you try to assess about me, as an entire group. It's a level of retardation that shouldn't exist.
Jesus you're so insane and must be disabled. It was 556 am at the time of that post, and you can label me however you like DadqWolff just remember your side lost, and in your bitterness you cant stop lashing out becoming the very thing you think you mock. Nobody unironically agrees with you here we just love the in fighting but you're still a very special level of retarded believing there are actual "sides". 4 years from now I'll be on my 3rd or 4th alt seeing the next wave of over weight libtards spouting nonsensical rage at everyone on the wrong side, and frankly, I still wont care.
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
I didn't create this thread or tag anyone. I don't want you peoples' attention, I want you to stop wasting my time, as I keep clearly explicitly expressing.
I don't think I've literally ever once tagged someone in this subreddit to summon them. How do you convince yourself that I did? How can you fabricate events in a conversation between nobody but yourself and the person you're fabricating the actions of? Do you actually expect to convince someone they did something they didn't, or do you convince yourself random shit you make up is true as soon as you make it up?
Anyway, I'm guessing you were just randomly pretending you tricked me, because if you can waste all this time saying random shit you definitely could have taken the moment to tell me what I fell for if there actually was anything
Randomly? You're an idiot. You're actually retarded. I have said the exact same thing multiple times and you refuse to acknowledge it. I have multiple times said that the general term is different from the term being used in this specific context. Words have specific meanings within specific contexts to avoid confusion. Just because another definition exists does not mean you can use the wrong definition within the wrong context and say you are right. It may technically be a definition of that word, but that doesn't mean it works within this specific context. If you mentioned a solution in math, everyone would assume you were talking about the means of solving the problem, not a liquid. But if you then said you actually meant a liquid mixture, everyone would look at you like the retard you are for saying something with no relevance to the subject at hand. Therapy has a meaning for general usage, but using it like that in the context of psychology is imprecise at best, and wrong at worst.
Lol why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!
So, yeah, like I said, sounds like you don't have an answer to what I "fell for" and are just butthurt that I made you notice you were just pretending instead of letting you feel like a badass genius who tricks people on the internet.
prep 10 mins |cook 2 hours | total 2 hours, 10 mins
yield 6 -8
Authentic tomato marinara sauce from fresh tomatoes, basil and garlic.
Ingredients
5 pounds of fresh tomatoes, peeled and seeded (to peel, cut a small "x" on the top and drop in to boiling water for 10 seconds and drop in to an ice bath. Skin will easily peel off)
1/4 cup olive oil (or tallow)
3 medium onions, diced
8 cloves of fresh garlic (or more to taste), finely minced
1/3 cup fresh basil leaves, finely chopped
1 sprig of fresh thyme leaves (or 1/2 tsp dried)
1 sprig of fresh oregano (or 1 teaspoon dried oregano)
2 bay leaves (remove when done)
2 sprigs of parsley (or 1 tsp dried)
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 carrot (1/2 should be grated and added to sauce, the other half should be added at the end of cooking and then removed)
Optional: 1 tablespoon honey
Instructions
Pour the olive oil into a large stockpot over medium heat.
Add diced onions, garlic and grated carrots.
Saute for 6-8 minutes or until onions are translucent and tender.
Add tomatoes, chopped basil leaves, oregano, thyme bay leaves, parsley and sea salt.
Simmer on low heat for 2-3 hours or until cooked down and starting to darken.
Add carrot piece for the last 30 minutes to absorb acidity.
Remove sprigs of herbs and piece of carrot.
Optional: Use an immersion blender to puree sauce until smooth (for a thicker sauce, skip this step.
Use fresh or store in the fridge up to 1 week, or can it according to your canner's instructions for tomato products.
Also, I ask again, what the fuck were you saying I fell for? I'd really like to know if there was actually something I missed or if you just randomly pretend you tricked people
No, that's not how it works. You can't just try to "trick" people into doing what they do and then say they "fell for it" when they continue doing what they do. That's completely fucking retarded, just like everything else you're all saying.
I honestly doubt /u/Ed_ButteredToast even has the cognitive capacity to come up with that semblance of a trick, but if you happen to be right and that was what he was talking about, then it is still just him retardedly pretending he tricked someone on the internet, and you apparently going along with him.
No, that's not how it works. You can't just try to "trick" people into doing what they do and then say they "fell for it" when they continue doing what they do and expect it to be validated by anyone with an IQ above 50.
Bruh, you're such a pussy. If you're too afraid of the government to openly let a consenting teenager send you nudes, keep yourself safe. If you pull some bitch-ass snitch shit which would cause harm to any girl who's been so kind to me, know that making fun of me for being an internet tough guy won't change the fact that people have been hunted down over shit before in the real world. Fuck with me all you want, but the first of you to fuck with the girls I care about would actually sincerely legitimately see real-life consequences. If I'm willing to go to jail over headphones and never change my mind about what I had to do there, I'm probably not the sort of person you want to write off as an internet tough guy and hurt the loved ones of.
It is fascinating and pitiful at the same time. He is completely unable to accept failure - you could shot him and he would claim he stole a bullet from you.
I would love to see him in a literary debate with fellow author and narcissist Norman Boutin.
Me: "No, a pedophile is someone who's attracted to children, and you're probably aware of the difference between an actual child and the teenagers whose nudes are legally called 'child porn' so this is not even your usual stupidity, just insane hostile bullshit."
You: "No, your child porn is of actual children."
Me: *leaves because this is pointless*
You: *didn't get what you needed out of this interaction, so keep hitting me up whenever you can*
You: "Child porn?"
You: "Do you child porn?"
You: "Pedo?"
You: "I think you're a pedo pls respond"
You: "Hey you're a pedo"
You (internally): FUCK WHY WON'T YOU DIE I'VE PUT LIKE 3000 DAMAGE ON YOU CALLING YOU A PEDO I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
You: "Hey, even if your nudes aren't of actual children, you're a pedo for how you feel about teenagers." haha got him now
Me: "Not really. You can say that here in your echo chamber, but in real life even the colloquial definition of pedophile doesn't stretch that far."
You: "YES IT DOES!"
Me: "No it doesn't, and you're making yourself look retarded especially to everyone looking back on this later, but it's still more annoying than funny."
You: "Well you're a pedophile!"
Me: *leaves again*
You: *keeps trying and trying*
You: *sees someone else get me to answer them on the same topic* OH GOD HERE'S MY CHANCE
You: "YOU SAID THAT AS A JOKE BUT IT'S NOT! YOU'RE A PEDO" he's gonna die any second now I just know it look at all that bleed damage I'm inflicting
Me: "Nah, it was a joke."
You: Damn, foiled again, but wait! I've got just the thing!
You: "Do you have CP?"
Me: "No."
You: "Well you would if you could, so you're a pedophile."
Me: *gets bored and leaves again*
You: *can't handle it and reply to the same comment again hoping you can get a response by asking a question*
You: "So what am I missing here? What's this called if not pedophilia?"
Me: "Crime. Pedophilia is attraction to children, not anything to do with the concept of crime in general. Surely you already knew this though, and all of this is just retarded hostile bullshit."
You: "You're goddamn right I am. Thanks for answering though, because now at point blank I can land the final hit! Listen up: I have my own definition of pedophile just for you!"
Me: *points out how far past retarded this has gotten been from the start*
What will you think of next?
I'm betting it's gonna be
You: *can't handle this and decide to tell yourself everything's gonna be OK and you're still the coolest kid in school and everyone likes what you have to say*
You: "Haha, get a load of this guy everyone, he thinks just because I'm retardedly spending mad of my own time pretending he's a pedophile based on the most retarded shit possible that means I look retarded and he doesn't look like a pedophile. It's the other way around, right guys?? Right??"
You: *continues living this way for years because you have an echo chamber to say "you're right, kiddo, got em!" and pat you on the dick*
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
Yup. He's been in plenty of drama, though. He had a hilarious thread in /r/newzealand where he asked about buying an island (because fuck it, let's play with pretend money) and everyone shit on him.
It's a publicly available arrest record that he's spoken about himself, it's been talked about and linked plenty along with his 'investment' video, so that's pretty much that it seems.
Bruh, you're such a pussy. If you're too afraid of the government to openly let a consenting teenager send you nudes, keep yourself safe. If you pull some bitch-ass snitch shit which would cause harm to any girl who's been so kind to me, know that making fun of me for being an internet tough guy won't change the fact that people have been hunted down over shit before in the real world. Fuck with me all you want, but the first of you to fuck with the girls I care about would actually sincerely legitimately see real-life consequences. If I'm willing to go to jail over headphones and never change my mind about what I had to do there, I'm probably not the sort of person you want to write off as an internet tough guy and hurt the loved ones of.
He's just some retard on Reddit who admitted he has, is, and will be in possession of child pornography. Despite the fact that it's clearly quite illegal. Frankly I think all the 'drama' threads are cute and all, but someone needs to report this guy to the Reddit admins and law enforcement asap.
/u/DarqWolff is a serial child rapist who was arrested several times for child rape. He also pretends to be smart, even though he is a high school dropout. He also writes gay fanfic
A MLP mod with a high IQ who did well on the SAT or something. He’s responsible for half the pastas on this site, has multiple restraining orders against him, has a growing criminal record, and still lives with his mom at 25. Just search his name on here or SRD
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-09
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1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-06-09
You guys, stop picking on u/Darqwolff. He was the only one brave enough to warn us of the necromatriarchy:
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
What I've learned is that being attracted to children and possessing their nude pictures isn't pedophilia if you're /u/DarqWolff
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
Damn, that's a creative pasta.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-06-09
Give me some money and I’ll shill for you. K thanks.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
That you fell for lol
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
The fuck do you even mean? Like, what are you saying I fell for? Everyone here knows you're "pretending to be retarded," it's just that you're actually retarded to begin with too, it's not us falling for your shtick when we notice you're retarded. Or was me calling you a special needs kid not the part you're referring to...? Like is there something I actually fell for / missed / didn't get? I can't tell if I really fell for something so hard I still don't even know how got I got and thus can't see what you're talking about, or if you're just so retarded you straight-up arbitrarily choose random interactions to somehow pretend you tricked people in.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
People like you and /u/BasicallyADoctor and most of this sub are a weird mutant type of human that only came about due to the technological revolution and the reduction of Darwinian selection.
http://www.unz.com/article/are-atheists-genetic-mutants-a-product-of-recent-evolution/
You are this kind of strange atheist, uncaring nothing person that historically would just die during early childhood or birth from your asthma or whatever malady/weakness man of you surely have. Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.
We have to deal with you temporarily until you leave the gene pool due to so few of you having any kids. What got us into this Jew mess is universal suffrage . We have a bunch of uninvested nothingpeople voting and walking around having stupid opinions. It's actually understandable that people like you would see no value in your own race since people tend to project themselves onto their people.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
How do you figure I'm uninvested? I get that you consider me stupid because you're insecure about your own intelligence and need to reassure yourself about it, but how can you people come up with this idea that I'm uninvested? Why the fuck do I talk to you if I'm uninvested? Why would I still do anything for the girl I was with when I was 15 and pretty much every girl I've been with between now and then if I'm some emotionally uninvested type that doesn't care strongly? I don't get how you can literally just come up with the opposite trait for everything you try to assess about me, as an entire group. It's a level of retardation that shouldn't exist.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
Jesus you're so insane and must be disabled. It was 556 am at the time of that post, and you can label me however you like DadqWolff just remember your side lost, and in your bitterness you cant stop lashing out becoming the very thing you think you mock. Nobody unironically agrees with you here we just love the in fighting but you're still a very special level of retarded believing there are actual "sides". 4 years from now I'll be on my 3rd or 4th alt seeing the next wave of over weight libtards spouting nonsensical rage at everyone on the wrong side, and frankly, I still wont care.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
I didn't even say anything about sides, nor had I said anything about Jews or theism before, please stop wasting my time with this nonsense.
What the fuck were you saying I fell for?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
I didn't create this thread or tag anyone. I don't want you peoples' attention, I want you to stop wasting my time, as I keep clearly explicitly expressing.
I don't think I've literally ever once tagged someone in this subreddit to summon them. How do you convince yourself that I did? How can you fabricate events in a conversation between nobody but yourself and the person you're fabricating the actions of? Do you actually expect to convince someone they did something they didn't, or do you convince yourself random shit you make up is true as soon as you make it up?
Anyway, I'm guessing you were just randomly pretending you tricked me, because if you can waste all this time saying random shit you definitely could have taken the moment to tell me what I fell for if there actually was anything
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
Randomly? You're an idiot. You're actually retarded. I have said the exact same thing multiple times and you refuse to acknowledge it. I have multiple times said that the general term is different from the term being used in this specific context. Words have specific meanings within specific contexts to avoid confusion. Just because another definition exists does not mean you can use the wrong definition within the wrong context and say you are right. It may technically be a definition of that word, but that doesn't mean it works within this specific context. If you mentioned a solution in math, everyone would assume you were talking about the means of solving the problem, not a liquid. But if you then said you actually meant a liquid mixture, everyone would look at you like the retard you are for saying something with no relevance to the subject at hand. Therapy has a meaning for general usage, but using it like that in the context of psychology is imprecise at best, and wrong at worst.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
Oh, I get it now. lol.
Got any thoughts of your own or are you just gonna give in and admit to the superiority of my mind?
I'd still like to know if I actually fell for anything in that comment, or you just like randomly pretending you've tricked people.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
Lol why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
So, yeah, like I said, sounds like you don't have an answer to what I "fell for" and are just butthurt that I made you notice you were just pretending instead of letting you feel like a badass genius who tricks people on the internet.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
Homemade Pasta Sauce Recipe 🍝😋
prep 10 mins |cook 2 hours | total 2 hours, 10 mins
yield 6 -8
Authentic tomato marinara sauce from fresh tomatoes, basil and garlic.
Ingredients
5 pounds of fresh tomatoes, peeled and seeded (to peel, cut a small "x" on the top and drop in to boiling water for 10 seconds and drop in to an ice bath. Skin will easily peel off)
1/4 cup olive oil (or tallow)
3 medium onions, diced
8 cloves of fresh garlic (or more to taste), finely minced
1/3 cup fresh basil leaves, finely chopped
1 sprig of fresh thyme leaves (or 1/2 tsp dried)
1 sprig of fresh oregano (or 1 teaspoon dried oregano)
2 bay leaves (remove when done)
2 sprigs of parsley (or 1 tsp dried)
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 carrot (1/2 should be grated and added to sauce, the other half should be added at the end of cooking and then removed)
Optional: 1 tablespoon honey
Instructions
Pour the olive oil into a large stockpot over medium heat.
Add diced onions, garlic and grated carrots.
Saute for 6-8 minutes or until onions are translucent and tender.
Add tomatoes, chopped basil leaves, oregano, thyme bay leaves, parsley and sea salt.
Simmer on low heat for 2-3 hours or until cooked down and starting to darken.
Add carrot piece for the last 30 minutes to absorb acidity.
Remove sprigs of herbs and piece of carrot.
Optional: Use an immersion blender to puree sauce until smooth (for a thicker sauce, skip this step.
Use fresh or store in the fridge up to 1 week, or can it according to your canner's instructions for tomato products.
1 d-amazo 2018-06-09
at the end of this entire exchange, i think i just had a stroke. thanks ed and darqwolff.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-09
Grow up. Srsly.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-06-09
For starters you fell of high school
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-09
Eating my pasta.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
Also, I ask again, what the fuck were you saying I fell for? I'd really like to know if there was actually something I missed or if you just randomly pretend you tricked people
1 lifesbrink 2018-06-09
I love how easily triggered you are. It's like you're a copypasta machine
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-06-09
You fall for it by continuing to engage people on this subreddit despite the chances of anything productive coming from these discussions is zero.
1 sevgee 2018-06-09
Isn't that the whole point of this sub tho?
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-06-09
Yes, but I don't feel like anything I say will stop him, so it's safe.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
No, that's not how it works. You can't just try to "trick" people into doing what they do and then say they "fell for it" when they continue doing what they do. That's completely fucking retarded, just like everything else you're all saying.
I honestly doubt /u/Ed_ButteredToast even has the cognitive capacity to come up with that semblance of a trick, but if you happen to be right and that was what he was talking about, then it is still just him retardedly pretending he tricked someone on the internet, and you apparently going along with him.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
That's exactly how it works, lmao.
Every. Fucking. Time.
1 DarqWolff 2018-06-09
It's amazing that you can actually be retarded enough to think that's how tricking people works.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
Bruh, you're such a pussy. If you're too afraid of the government to openly let a consenting teenager send you nudes, keep yourself safe. If you pull some bitch-ass snitch shit which would cause harm to any girl who's been so kind to me, know that making fun of me for being an internet tough guy won't change the fact that people have been hunted down over shit before in the real world. Fuck with me all you want, but the first of you to fuck with the girls I care about would actually sincerely legitimately see real-life consequences. If I'm willing to go to jail over headphones and never change my mind about what I had to do there, I'm probably not the sort of person you want to write off as an internet tough guy and hurt the loved ones of.
1 DildoSlinger 2018-06-09
It is fascinating and pitiful at the same time. He is completely unable to accept failure - you could shot him and he would claim he stole a bullet from you.
I would love to see him in a literary debate with fellow author and narcissist Norman Boutin.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-09
Okay, you're right about at least one thing.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-09
He's a 4chan mod, he can take it.
1 ticktockwarrior 2018-06-09
*/r/4chan mod. We don't want to delude /u/BasicallyADoctor into thinking he's somebody actually important.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-06-09
💪😎
1 MacAndShits 2018-06-09
Is that the one where they draft you into the skeleton army if your tombstone doesn't say RIP?
1 RollBread 2018-06-09
You guys are just incapable of comprehending the thoughts that come out of his 'superior mind'.
He already defeated Eddy in an intellectual duel of wits and screeching.
1 reptilia987 2018-06-09
Me: "No I'm not."
You: "Do you have CP?"
Me: "Yeah."
You: "Then you're a pedophile."
Me: "No, a pedophile is someone who's attracted to children, and you're probably aware of the difference between an actual child and the teenagers whose nudes are legally called 'child porn' so this is not even your usual stupidity, just insane hostile bullshit."
You: "No, your child porn is of actual children."
Me: *leaves because this is pointless*
You: *didn't get what you needed out of this interaction, so keep hitting me up whenever you can*
You: "Child porn?"
You: "Do you child porn?"
You: "Pedo?"
You: "I think you're a pedo pls respond"
You: "Hey you're a pedo"
You (internally): FUCK WHY WON'T YOU DIE I'VE PUT LIKE 3000 DAMAGE ON YOU CALLING YOU A PEDO I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
You: "Hey, even if your nudes aren't of actual children, you're a pedo for how you feel about teenagers." haha got him now
Me: "Not really. You can say that here in your echo chamber, but in real life even the colloquial definition of pedophile doesn't stretch that far."
You: "YES IT DOES!"
Me: "No it doesn't, and you're making yourself look retarded especially to everyone looking back on this later, but it's still more annoying than funny."
You: "Well you're a pedophile!"
Me: *leaves again*
You: *keeps trying and trying*
You: *sees someone else get me to answer them on the same topic* OH GOD HERE'S MY CHANCE
You: "YOU SAID THAT AS A JOKE BUT IT'S NOT! YOU'RE A PEDO" he's gonna die any second now I just know it look at all that bleed damage I'm inflicting
Me: "Nah, it was a joke."
You: Damn, foiled again, but wait! I've got just the thing!
You: "Do you have CP?"
Me: "No."
You: "Well you would if you could, so you're a pedophile."
Me: *gets bored and leaves again*
You: *can't handle it and reply to the same comment again hoping you can get a response by asking a question*
You: "So what am I missing here? What's this called if not pedophilia?"
Me: "Crime. Pedophilia is attraction to children, not anything to do with the concept of crime in general. Surely you already knew this though, and all of this is just retarded hostile bullshit."
You: "You're goddamn right I am. Thanks for answering though, because now at point blank I can land the final hit! Listen up: I have my own definition of pedophile just for you!"
Me: *points out how far past retarded this has
gottenbeen from the start*What will you think of next?
I'm betting it's gonna be
You: *can't handle this and decide to tell yourself everything's gonna be OK and you're still the coolest kid in school and everyone likes what you have to say*
You: "Haha, get a load of this guy everyone, he thinks just because I'm retardedly spending mad of my own time pretending he's a pedophile based on the most retarded shit possible that means I look retarded and he doesn't look like a pedophile. It's the other way around, right guys?? Right??"
You: *continues living this way for years because you have an echo chamber to say "you're right, kiddo, got em!" and pat you on the dick*
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
Darq "she's mature for her age" Wolff
Darq "zoomin and groomin" Wolff
Darq "Child Sex Predator" Wolff
1 HagenKopter 2018-06-09
Dark "looking at Cp to overcome trauma with my pee-pee" Wolff
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-06-09
This guy's not watched much Hansen Vs Predator I see.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-06-09
DarqWolff is Caamib, is he not?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
No, /u/DarqWolff is "enlightened by his own intelligence" guy, not "government should give me girlfriends" guy.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-06-09
Cheers mate.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-06-09
That's Darqwolff's, right?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
Yup. He's been in plenty of drama, though. He had a hilarious thread in /r/newzealand where he asked about buying an island (because fuck it, let's play with pretend money) and everyone shit on him.
He also got arrested for hilarious shit.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-06-09
I actually remember this one. You know, it makes me praise the Gods that I haven't reached the same levels of retardation they did.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-09
Come on, I bet you were secretly looking forward to calling /u/darqwolff "my liege."
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
#REGAL
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-09
If we're allowed to go full dox on this one, do let me know. Arguably a public figure.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-09
The thread featuring this article wasn't pulled by the admins, it seems it's fine.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-09
It's a publicly available arrest record that he's spoken about himself, it's been talked about and linked plenty along with his 'investment' video, so that's pretty much that it seems.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
Bruh, you're such a pussy. If you're too afraid of the government to openly let a consenting teenager send you nudes, keep yourself safe. If you pull some bitch-ass snitch shit which would cause harm to any girl who's been so kind to me, know that making fun of me for being an internet tough guy won't change the fact that people have been hunted down over shit before in the real world. Fuck with me all you want, but the first of you to fuck with the girls I care about would actually sincerely legitimately see real-life consequences. If I'm willing to go to jail over headphones and never change my mind about what I had to do there, I'm probably not the sort of person you want to write off as an internet tough guy and hurt the loved ones of.
1 shitpost953 2018-06-09
these should be caamib's latest accounts
https://www.reddit.com/user/Camb555
https://www.reddit.com/user/Caamib___
1 jawannaplaytf2 2018-06-09
Time the fuck out? who is this retard anyway? long version please, since he's apparently a fucking turbo douche from the look of it.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8gdox9/neet_overlord_and_convicted_rapist_udarqwolff
1 jawannaplaytf2 2018-06-09
it just links to more fucking threads. I need a story, dagnabit.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-06-09
He's just some retard on Reddit who admitted he has, is, and will be in possession of child pornography. Despite the fact that it's clearly quite illegal. Frankly I think all the 'drama' threads are cute and all, but someone needs to report this guy to the Reddit admins and law enforcement asap.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-06-09
/u/DarqWolff is a serial child rapist who was arrested several times for child rape. He also pretends to be smart, even though he is a high school dropout. He also writes gay fanfic
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-06-09
He made this pasta. I'm actually shocked that he doesn't seem to have an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry..
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-09
A MLP mod with a high IQ who did well on the SAT or something. He’s responsible for half the pastas on this site, has multiple restraining orders against him, has a growing criminal record, and still lives with his mom at 25. Just search his name on here or SRD
1 imnotagayboy 2018-06-09
lmao
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-06-09
Reddit has a sub-only search function you talking fetus.
1 comebepc 2018-06-09
He's a child rapist
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-09
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1 Tarrock 2018-06-09
As r/politics would say, stop being pedophobic
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-09
f o r c e ’ d
1 PM_ME_UR_1080TI 2018-06-09
/u/DarqWolff That's how we mine dramacoin and fuel drama. Just look at this post
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-09
a true magrifter never shows his hand
1 SamWhite 2018-06-09
Doesn't matter with this guy. You can literally say 'I am baiting you' and watch as he takes the bait while arguing that your definition of bait is wrong.
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-09
he makes some pretty solid points though
my favorite is the one about how it isn’t rape if you pull out