Cool story, bro

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who is this guy, always on the dot with the zingers

I refuse to believe this is a bot.

She’s not really that attractive.

OUT OUT OUT 👉👉👉

Of course Ed finds Taylor Swift attractive. She's built like a teenage boy.

What the fuck are you doing on this sub if you don't find teenage boys attractive?

Don't kinkshame me, faggot.

I tolerate you, Pivvie. That doesn't mean I can't shame you.

Well, now that you mention it, you can't shame me, because I don't care about your opinion.

Shame has nothing to do with your opinion, which is weak as a fart in the wind. It's the rest of us whose opinion counts. And, in your case, we'd probably stone you if mob justice weren't so frowned upon.

Look out, we got a tough guy over here!

If you MDE-migrants and Chlamydia Transmission Hovel refugees didn't have such spindly noodle arms and weak minds I'd almost be worried. Fortunately, at least for me, even if any of you were capable of picking up a rock and lobbing it you wouldn't do it, especially the Chapo tards. Moving Earth in any way is too similar to work.

Gussy is disgusting, your shitty taste in music for pre-pubescent girls doesn't change that...just raises some taste questions about you tbh...

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I'm sure you'd much rather have Jennifer Lopez taking a dump on your chest, as any sane person would!

Ugh.

taking a dumb on your chest

I have a fascination mainly with female dominance and female supremacy as a man, that's my core kink. But its not just a silly bdsm thing, I truly believe women should rule, men are terrible at running anything, granted this is for another reddit, but the scat fetish stems from my pleasure of making a woman happy.

I never engaged in the act but want to. I am of course afraid of being exposed in the act as well. I just view women as creators... They are lucky to be able to create a human being and pass on their DNA for the good of all humanity, since DNA is really a female force, males are just a mutation of the female fetus.

I love the idea of a woman, just standing above me and dropping a huge log or diarrhea explosion on my face or mouth. Women eating turns me on, they eat and assimilate the nutrients into those divine bodies and they shit out the remains after making the food a part of their DNA, I want those excrements all over my inferior male body so badly.

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stfu

Are you a manlet who's intimidated by Tay Tay's height?

Imagine dating women under 5'7".

Why call them at all?

MOGGED and BASED

Skinny mayo with no ass? Yeah, hard pass.

Say that to face and not online and see what happens

You've never fucked better.

Amen! 💞

To opposing circlejerks from completed retards is always good for dramacoin.

Not the brightest knife in the coloring box..

yeah you're pretty fucking retarded allright

I means he's a milliondollaretard so it's to be expected lol.

indeed

They’re MDEgenerates, Ed, get it right.

Potato potahto ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

MDEfugees

MDEgenerates rolls better off my tongue

Like a set of wet balls.

are you gonna make a thread on me you fucking pussy?

In what world does making a thread on /r/drama about you and your aspergers fit make anyone exceptionally brave?

weak ass pussy

You ran out of things to say a long time ago. Time for you to hang it up. I know you're too stupid to understand how embarrassed you should be, but you can take my word for it.

Make the thread you pathetic manlet

Youve got this dumb idea dug deep down into your smooth brain that if you keep shouting the same things over and over you'll trick people into thinking youve made some kind of intelligent defense of yourself. You are too stupid to realize that you're essentially on the ground trying everything you can to cover your head while someone bigger than you pounds away on it.

Make the thread weak ass pussy

Youve got this bad idea dug deep down into your smooth brain that if you keep shouting the same things over and over you'll trick people into thinking youve made some kind of intelligent defense of yourself. You are too stupid to realize that you're essentially on the ground trying everything you can to cover your head while someone bigger than you pounds away on it.

Make the thread faggot

Leave Ed alone. It's not his fault he has an extra chromosome.

imagine MDEgenerates talking about other people having extra chromosomes lmao

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omg, what a burn.

you dont really know what chromosomes are, do you?

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They make you get high

just about the coherence i expect from a literal retarded MDEgenerate

Good post bro

yeah i really had to make an effort there, it was so hard to top your own comments.

It was a good post.

nice dude you really got him

bar is too low tho

did Ed hire you to defend him? jesus dude, get off his dick

ed is a local treasure! i'll get off his dick when i'm good and ready, thank you very much. and stop that kinkshaming, it is hurtful.

now Keep Yourself Safe in perpetuity

imagine still being angry about a sub youve never read

imagine still being angry about American politics as an aussie

¯\_(ツ) _/¯

why would i get mad about it when everything i want to happen keeps happening though

Ed’s ability to trigger you retards is hilarious

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unironic MDE poster

😂😂😂

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MDEGENERATE CALLING FOR AN END TO SERIOUSPOSTING

I CANT FUCKING EVEN

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You really suck at bullying

hey that’s rude

no, its factual. look at that fucking autist

Oh wow.

2 hours ago

You've been mad at me ALL DAY! LMFAO!

Those posts really must have cut deep for you to still be here raging. My inbox is like, 90% you sperging out lol!

rent free

A day is 24 hours

She need to eat or get some implants.

She got fat, look up recent pics

(((Implants)))

(((Body fat)))

;)

Everyone's mad about MDE and Chapos but I fucking hate Tay posting.

Everyone’s mad about MDE but all I wanna do is FIRE UP THOSE GRILL’S 1488 BROTHERS. HH

t. hulk hogan

DUDE HEIL HITLER LMAO

It’s Hulk Hogan you fag enabler

DUDE WRESTLING IS TOTES REAL LMAO

WWE might not be real but Hulk Hogan is

Post the opposite. Ye posting.

i put my hand on a stove

give us a kys luv

I want to have taytays babies

MDE never dies

Guys.... he did the trump joke!!!

he was trying to do bantz, but the MDEgenerates cant even meme right

i guess that's why it got fucking cancelled

this is so lol to me. these fucking MDEgenerates keep saying how sam "bugman" hyde is the next coming of comedy christ????

that unfunny, literal shitshow that even fucking ADULT SWIM couldnt bother having?!?!?!?

what is wrong with these "people" ?

is there anything more cucked than worshipping a Cartoon Network show that was cancelled several years ago after a single season?

i just cant imagine the kind of mental gymnastics they do trying to make MDE to be some kind of revolutionary shit, its mind-boggling really

Yes, if only I could quote year old onion headlines, then I would be an epic bantz poster and not an Assmad euro trash

you seem upset?

How couldn’t I be after that zinger from a epic troll like you xD

i know, i'm gonna try to be ironically angry, that'll show him! le xD xD xD

xD i will call myself the epic bantmaster after asking if someones le triggered

xD

^ milliondollarbaby

sam hyde lost. get over it. since you suffer from ASDS you should seek out a therapist of some kind

How about I put you in a headlock instead?

fite me irl

Is that the best you got? Pathetic, even for a mdegenerate

nah m8 u already got owned

Sam Hyde lost. Get over it. Seek treatment for your ASDS. It gets better. But it wasn't his turn.

says increasingly nervous man for the 2nd time

keep yourself safe, mdegenerate

u on the ropes kid

idk what that means mdegenerate

it means you're losing you ho

what ho?

dese knuckles bruise

what? dont type comments just after youve shot up your fentanyl pls

You floundering boi

They say brevity is the soul of wit but you're taking that too literally

who cares wt they say i make the rules bucko

Sam literally sounds like an autistic person, no one with such a shitty sense of humour can be functioning correctly.

sounds like an autistic person

thats what happens when you are heavily on the spectrum

"I have double jointed elbows...so..."

Might be my new favorite song.

is this on spotify? i need this in my playlist

I'd lick the sweat off of that.

its not going to balance though because cth fags are shit at the internet and will give up in like a minute

trannyface

said the r/drama 2/10 uggo

TopKek

TopKek

And your response is to post internet trap pics to /r/drama.

I had more faith in you than that.

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

commies and nazi punks suck my dick

This sub gets more and more confusing everyday

Where's her belly button??