Fuck you. I've got extreme anxiety now whenever I comment here out of fear that I'll reply to the wrong Ed and be embarrassed in front of such esteemed company.
But... he's my life, he's my love, he's breath! 🤗🤗🤗 He taught me the most important thing I've learned in my life, which is that if you really want to get under someone's skin, use emojis.
"ummmmm.... excuse me? Drama mods? You might not know me, but I post over 200 comments here a day. Anyways, I just wanted to let you guys know, if you don't ban the people I don't like, I might have to go to another sub."
Dude whatever happened to your conviction? You were just making demands about how mods needed to do things your way or else you might leave, as soon as you get ridiculed for it your balls shrink into your stomach and you start spouting non-sequiturs.
Why don't your veiled threats carry any weight around here?
I teach high school and this is pretty much my life these days. It took YEARS for kids to stop screaming "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" every time they raised their hands.
Before meeting u/Ed_ButteredToast, Grace told friends and coworkers about the date and consulted her go-to group chat about what she should wear to fit the “cocktail chic” dress-code he gave her. She settled on “a tank-top dress and jeans.” She showed me a picture, it was a good outfit.
After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then u/Ed_ButteredToast walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away.
She said it was a beautiful, warm September night. They discussed NYU, comedy and a new, secret project he was working on, but she says she did most of the talking.
Grace says she sensed u/Ed_ButteredToast was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered. The abruptness surprised her. “Like, he got the check and then it was bada-boom, bada-bing, we’re out of there.”
They walked the two blocks back to his apartment building, an exclusive address on TriBeCa’s Franklin Street, where Taylor Swift has a place too. When they walked back in, she complimented his marble countertops. According to Grace, u/Ed_ButteredToast turned the compliment into an invitation.
“He said something along the lines of, ‘How about you hop up and take a seat?’” Within moments, he was kissing her. “In a second, his hand was on my breast.” Then he was undressing her, then he undressed himself. She remembers feeling uncomfortable at how quickly things escalated.
When u/Ed_ButteredToast told her he was going to grab a condom within minutes of their first kiss, Grace voiced her hesitation explicitly. “I said something like, ‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She says he then resumed kissing her, briefly performed oral sex on her, and asked her to do the same thing to him. She did, but not for long. “It was really quick. Everything was pretty much touched and done within ten minutes of hooking up, except for actual sex.”
She says u/Ed_ButteredToast began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night, from the time he first kissed her on the countertop onward. “He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”
But the main thing was that he wouldn’t let her move away from him. She compared the path they cut across his apartment to a football play. “It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling. I know that my hand stopped moving at some points,” she said. “I stopped moving my lips and turned cold.”
Whether u/Ed_ButteredToast didn’t notice Grace’s reticence or knowingly ignored it is impossible for her to say. “I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn’t interested. I don’t think that was noticed at all, or if it was, it was ignored.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her. She excused herself to the bathroom soon after.
Grace says she spent around five minutes in the bathroom, collecting herself in the mirror and splashing herself with water. Then she went back to u/Ed_ButteredToast. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said.
She told babe that at first, she was happy with how he reacted. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”
This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the cues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to u/Ed_ButteredToast, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.
u/Ed_ButteredToast instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”
Soon, he pulled her back up onto the couch. She would tell her friend via text later that night, “He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”
Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”
They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in. “It really hit me that I was violated. I felt really emotional all at once when we sat down there. That that whole experience was actually horrible.”
While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”
“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” u/Ed_ButteredToast asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.”
After that last kiss, Grace stood up from the couch, moved back to the kitchen island where she left her phone, and said she would call herself a car. He hugged her and kissed her goodbye, another “aggressive” kiss. When she pulled away, u/Ed_ButteredToast finally relented and insisted he’d call her the car. “He said, ‘It’s coming, but just tell them your name is Essence,’” she said, a name he has joked about using as a pseudonym in his sitcom.
She teared up in the hallway, outside his place, pressing the down button on the elevator. The Uber was waiting when she left the building. He asked if she was Essence, she said yes, and then she rode back to her Brooklyn apartment. “I cried the whole ride home. At that point I felt violated. That last hour was so out of my hand.”
Babe asked u/Ed_ButteredToast’s representatives if they wanted to respond to Grace’s account but they have yet to do so. [Update – 10:02pm, January 14: u/Ed_ButteredToast has released a statement, which you can read in full here. In it, he acknowledges that they “engaged in sexual activity” but says “by all indications [it] was completely consensual.”]
Grace compares u/Ed_ButteredToast’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.
Before meeting u/Ed_ButteredToast, Grace told friends and coworkers about the date and consulted her go-to group chat about what she should wear to fit the “cocktail chic” dress-code he gave her. She settled on “a tank-top dress and jeans.” She showed me a picture, it was a good outfit.
After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then u/Ed_ButteredToast walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away.
She said it was a beautiful, warm September night. They discussed NYU, comedy and a new, secret project he was working on, but she says she did most of the talking.
Grace says she sensed u/Ed_ButteredToast was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered. The abruptness surprised her. “Like, he got the check and then it was bada-boom, bada-bing, we’re out of there.”
They walked the two blocks back to his apartment building, an exclusive address on TriBeCa’s Franklin Street, where Taylor Swift has a place too. When they walked back in, she complimented his marble countertops. According to Grace, u/Ed_ButteredToast turned the compliment into an invitation.
“He said something along the lines of, ‘How about you hop up and take a seat?’” Within moments, he was kissing her. “In a second, his hand was on my breast.” Then he was undressing her, then he undressed himself. She remembers feeling uncomfortable at how quickly things escalated.
When u/Ed_ButteredToast told her he was going to grab a condom within minutes of their first kiss, Grace voiced her hesitation explicitly. “I said something like, ‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She says he then resumed kissing her, briefly performed oral sex on her, and asked her to do the same thing to him. She did, but not for long. “It was really quick. Everything was pretty much touched and done within ten minutes of hooking up, except for actual sex.”
She says u/Ed_ButteredToast began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night, from the time he first kissed her on the countertop onward. “He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”
But the main thing was that he wouldn’t let her move away from him. She compared the path they cut across his apartment to a football play. “It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling. I know that my hand stopped moving at some points,” she said. “I stopped moving my lips and turned cold.”
Whether u/Ed_ButteredToast didn’t notice Grace’s reticence or knowingly ignored it is impossible for her to say. “I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn’t interested. I don’t think that was noticed at all, or if it was, it was ignored.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her. She excused herself to the bathroom soon after.
Grace says she spent around five minutes in the bathroom, collecting herself in the mirror and splashing herself with water. Then she went back to u/Ed_ButteredToast. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said.
She told babe that at first, she was happy with how he reacted. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”
This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the cues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to u/Ed_ButteredToast, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.
u/Ed_ButteredToast instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”
Soon, he pulled her back up onto the couch. She would tell her friend via text later that night, “He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”
Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”
They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in. “It really hit me that I was violated. I felt really emotional all at once when we sat down there. That that whole experience was actually horrible.”
While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”
“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” u/Ed_ButteredToast asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.”
After that last kiss, Grace stood up from the couch, moved back to the kitchen island where she left her phone, and said she would call herself a car. He hugged her and kissed her goodbye, another “aggressive” kiss. When she pulled away, u/Ed_ButteredToast finally relented and insisted he’d call her the car. “He said, ‘It’s coming, but just tell them your name is Essence,’” she said, a name he has joked about using as a pseudonym in his sitcom.
She teared up in the hallway, outside his place, pressing the down button on the elevator. The Uber was waiting when she left the building. He asked if she was Essence, she said yes, and then she rode back to her Brooklyn apartment. “I cried the whole ride home. At that point I felt violated. That last hour was so out of my hand.”
Babe asked u/Ed_ButteredToast’s representatives if they wanted to respond to Grace’s account but they have yet to do so. [Update – 10:02pm, January 14: u/Ed_ButteredToast has released a statement, which you can read in full here. In it, he acknowledges that they “engaged in sexual activity” but says “by all indications [it] was completely consensual.”]
Grace compares u/Ed_ButteredToast’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.
68 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7487cg/rdrama_irl/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7492pv/rdrama_irl_fixed/
/u/AnnoysTheGoys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-06-09
lol yeah I pulled this from top all time. how tf did you get 1.5k karma on it?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
This is one of the best comics from C&H. It deserves all the love it can get!
1 PantherChamp 2018-06-09
It's called meme magic. You should learn some instead of just being a parasite.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-06-09
maybe I'll copy your post next time big boy
1 cmakk1012 2018-06-09
Why’d you call bussy a meme, huh?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
😢😣
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-06-09
I recognized some poster there and started wondering why I don't see him anymore... kill me.
1 Etra 2018-06-09
> /r/Drama
MRW.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-09
Your safety should bd your highest priority.
1 Etra 2018-06-09
https://i.redd.it/ahxrchxl6l8z.jpg
1 Etra 2018-06-09
https://i.imgur.com/C87xx6T_d.jpg
1 kippot 2018-06-09
sub has been going to shit the last year, despite your valiant efforts.
mods needs to actually mod and ban the fucking mdegenerates, they are a scourge upon all that is good in this world
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-06-09
lmao thinking I am ed
1 kippot 2018-06-09
lol, egg on my face
1 kippot 2018-06-09
imagine making an alt dedicated to attempting to impersonate another user you are really, really mad at
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-06-09
/u/Ed_ButteredToast is a good guy, why would I be mad at him?
1 kippot 2018-06-09
That's the usual MO for bussyblasted retards, make an alt with slight difference in spelling and try to impersonate the original user
1 [deleted] 2018-06-09
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1 Redactor0 2018-06-09
Fuck you. I've got extreme anxiety now whenever I comment here out of fear that I'll reply to the wrong Ed and be embarrassed in front of such esteemed company.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-09
Don't reply to Ed then.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-09
But... he's my life, he's my love, he's breath! 🤗🤗🤗 He taught me the most important thing I've learned in my life, which is that if you really want to get under someone's skin, use emojis.
1 headasplodes 2018-06-09
He's recently demonstrated that an even better method is to go "dude x lmao"
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-09
SRD’s been going to shit worse tho
1 kippot 2018-06-09
if we cant steer the /drama ship the right way, aka deport MDEgenerates or something, idk what i'm gonna do.
srd is shit but drama is also getting shitter by the day and summer has barely started
1 ed_butcheredtoast 2018-06-09
> if we cant steer the /drama ship the right way, aka deport MDEgenerates or something, idk what i'm gonna do.
lolololol "mods plz ban cuz I don't know what I'll do!"
kippot, you aint shit nigguh, and no one cares how you feel.
OUT OUT OUT!
1 kippot 2018-06-09
no one cares he typed, on the alt he had made for this singular purpose, of telling that libtard that he doesnt care and is definitely NOT mad at all
1 ed_butcheredtoast 2018-06-09
"ummmmm.... excuse me? Drama mods? You might not know me, but I post over 200 comments here a day. Anyways, I just wanted to let you guys know, if you don't ban the people I don't like, I might have to go to another sub."
GET GOIN', BITCH!
1 kippot 2018-06-09
i've literally been here for years. youre a mdegenerate invader and you need to maintain personal safety levels.
cant be healthy to be so obsessed with internet people
1 ed_butcheredtoast 2018-06-09
LOL no you haven't! maybe a little over 1 year! I've been here wayyyyyy longer.
> wont shut up about MDE (for some reason)
lolololololololo0l kippot, you pathetic retarded unironically tism'd wannabe gatekeeper
I don't envy you. but keep going.
1 kippot 2018-06-09
your actions speak louder than words, lil guy ;)
1 ed_butcheredtoast 2018-06-09
Dude whatever happened to your conviction? You were just making demands about how mods needed to do things your way or else you might leave, as soon as you get ridiculed for it your balls shrink into your stomach and you start spouting non-sequiturs.
Why don't your veiled threats carry any weight around here?
1 kippot 2018-06-09
imagine being autistic to the point of thinking my comment above was a threat
youve been here longer than me? sure
post on your main you weak ass manlet
1 ed_butcheredtoast 2018-06-09
"Ok mods,idk what I'm gonna do if I don't get my way around here!
BTW that's not a threat, I'm just thinking out loud...
you guys would miss me, right?"
Baaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
1 kippot 2018-06-09
yeah you're not mad at all ;)
1 kippot 2018-06-09
post on your main, incel manlet
1 kippot 2018-06-09
and btw, why do you not have the balls to post on your main?
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-09
Don't make me do stuff
1 kippot 2018-06-09
It's pretty easy, just chuck the mdegenerates
1 shallowm 2018-06-09
Here's a post he left us before he abandoned /r/drama.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-09
We've peaked as a culture.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
MY AUTISM IS NOT YOUR GODDAMN CULTURE! 😤
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-06-09
First of all...
1 StezzerLolz 2018-06-09
how dare yo u?
1 Fat_Black_Chick 2018-06-09
YES IT IS DAMMIT
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-09
Cool story, bro
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 Nopepole 2018-06-09
FAKE NEWS
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-06-09
You better not be insulting Ed, if you wanna live. he's my 2nd favourite emoji copypasta poster...plus he has a cute bunny.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-09
I'll do what I want mom
1 kippot 2018-06-09
how many centipedos do you have riding that dick now, /u/Ed_ButteredToast ?
must be in the hundreds lmao, talk about rent free
1 TRANSPHOBOS 2018-06-09
Ed is on most people's white noise filter at this point.
1 kippot 2018-06-09
oh pls, gtfo you fucking tourist
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-09
Imagine being this triggered by people not liking your unfunny agendaposts.
1 kippot 2018-06-09
/u/chadcyberbully how does this make you feel
1 AccidentalExistance 2018-06-09
World would be a better place if we could beat our kids for right reasons.
They needlessly get kicked in the balls by life or others cos they did not have the necessary basic training.
1 [deleted] 2018-06-09
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1 preserved_fish 2018-06-09
You would kill at Punderdome.
1 kippot 2018-06-09
Don't use all your wit at once
1 Crusader_1096 2018-06-09
Here comes Ed's eternal dickrider, lol.
1 PeanutButterMouth 2018-06-09
me irl
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-09
😴😴😴
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-09
Nephew
1 totomaya 2018-06-09
I teach high school and this is pretty much my life these days. It took YEARS for kids to stop screaming "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" every time they raised their hands.
1 MisterXhin 2018-06-09
THIS!
1 xenokilla 2018-06-09
Before meeting u/Ed_ButteredToast, Grace told friends and coworkers about the date and consulted her go-to group chat about what she should wear to fit the “cocktail chic” dress-code he gave her. She settled on “a tank-top dress and jeans.” She showed me a picture, it was a good outfit.
After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then u/Ed_ButteredToast walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away.
She said it was a beautiful, warm September night. They discussed NYU, comedy and a new, secret project he was working on, but she says she did most of the talking.
Grace says she sensed u/Ed_ButteredToast was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered. The abruptness surprised her. “Like, he got the check and then it was bada-boom, bada-bing, we’re out of there.”
They walked the two blocks back to his apartment building, an exclusive address on TriBeCa’s Franklin Street, where Taylor Swift has a place too. When they walked back in, she complimented his marble countertops. According to Grace, u/Ed_ButteredToast turned the compliment into an invitation.
“He said something along the lines of, ‘How about you hop up and take a seat?’” Within moments, he was kissing her. “In a second, his hand was on my breast.” Then he was undressing her, then he undressed himself. She remembers feeling uncomfortable at how quickly things escalated.
When u/Ed_ButteredToast told her he was going to grab a condom within minutes of their first kiss, Grace voiced her hesitation explicitly. “I said something like, ‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She says he then resumed kissing her, briefly performed oral sex on her, and asked her to do the same thing to him. She did, but not for long. “It was really quick. Everything was pretty much touched and done within ten minutes of hooking up, except for actual sex.”
She says u/Ed_ButteredToast began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night, from the time he first kissed her on the countertop onward. “He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”
But the main thing was that he wouldn’t let her move away from him. She compared the path they cut across his apartment to a football play. “It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling. I know that my hand stopped moving at some points,” she said. “I stopped moving my lips and turned cold.”
Whether u/Ed_ButteredToast didn’t notice Grace’s reticence or knowingly ignored it is impossible for her to say. “I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn’t interested. I don’t think that was noticed at all, or if it was, it was ignored.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her. She excused herself to the bathroom soon after.
Grace says she spent around five minutes in the bathroom, collecting herself in the mirror and splashing herself with water. Then she went back to u/Ed_ButteredToast. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said.
She told babe that at first, she was happy with how he reacted. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”
This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the cues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to u/Ed_ButteredToast, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.
u/Ed_ButteredToast instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”
Soon, he pulled her back up onto the couch. She would tell her friend via text later that night, “He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”
Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”
They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in. “It really hit me that I was violated. I felt really emotional all at once when we sat down there. That that whole experience was actually horrible.”
While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”
“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” u/Ed_ButteredToast asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.”
After that last kiss, Grace stood up from the couch, moved back to the kitchen island where she left her phone, and said she would call herself a car. He hugged her and kissed her goodbye, another “aggressive” kiss. When she pulled away, u/Ed_ButteredToast finally relented and insisted he’d call her the car. “He said, ‘It’s coming, but just tell them your name is Essence,’” she said, a name he has joked about using as a pseudonym in his sitcom.
She teared up in the hallway, outside his place, pressing the down button on the elevator. The Uber was waiting when she left the building. He asked if she was Essence, she said yes, and then she rode back to her Brooklyn apartment. “I cried the whole ride home. At that point I felt violated. That last hour was so out of my hand.”
Babe asked u/Ed_ButteredToast’s representatives if they wanted to respond to Grace’s account but they have yet to do so. [Update – 10:02pm, January 14: u/Ed_ButteredToast has released a statement, which you can read in full here. In it, he acknowledges that they “engaged in sexual activity” but says “by all indications [it] was completely consensual.”]
Grace compares u/Ed_ButteredToast’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
Yay! You finally came to r/drama from r/CenturyClub. Goddamn do you love this pasta lol. I always get regular pings from it in CC
1 xenokilla 2018-06-09
Lol, I stole it from here originally. Also no one posts in cc anymore, place is a ghost town
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-09
This is on the front page https://i.imgur.com/1uo1muV.jpg
I mean it's not completely dead but maybe the traffic is really low compared to in the past. I don't know much about CC anyway.
1 xenokilla 2018-06-09
That doesn't look like anything to me
1 StezzerLolz 2018-06-09
Honestly, problem with CC is that an exclusive club is not exclusive when there's four thousand members. Also, all the content is shit.
1 xenokilla 2018-06-09
Before meeting u/Ed_ButteredToast, Grace told friends and coworkers about the date and consulted her go-to group chat about what she should wear to fit the “cocktail chic” dress-code he gave her. She settled on “a tank-top dress and jeans.” She showed me a picture, it was a good outfit.
After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then u/Ed_ButteredToast walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away.
She said it was a beautiful, warm September night. They discussed NYU, comedy and a new, secret project he was working on, but she says she did most of the talking.
Grace says she sensed u/Ed_ButteredToast was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered. The abruptness surprised her. “Like, he got the check and then it was bada-boom, bada-bing, we’re out of there.”
They walked the two blocks back to his apartment building, an exclusive address on TriBeCa’s Franklin Street, where Taylor Swift has a place too. When they walked back in, she complimented his marble countertops. According to Grace, u/Ed_ButteredToast turned the compliment into an invitation.
“He said something along the lines of, ‘How about you hop up and take a seat?’” Within moments, he was kissing her. “In a second, his hand was on my breast.” Then he was undressing her, then he undressed himself. She remembers feeling uncomfortable at how quickly things escalated.
When u/Ed_ButteredToast told her he was going to grab a condom within minutes of their first kiss, Grace voiced her hesitation explicitly. “I said something like, ‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She says he then resumed kissing her, briefly performed oral sex on her, and asked her to do the same thing to him. She did, but not for long. “It was really quick. Everything was pretty much touched and done within ten minutes of hooking up, except for actual sex.”
She says u/Ed_ButteredToast began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night, from the time he first kissed her on the countertop onward. “He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”
But the main thing was that he wouldn’t let her move away from him. She compared the path they cut across his apartment to a football play. “It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling. I know that my hand stopped moving at some points,” she said. “I stopped moving my lips and turned cold.”
Whether u/Ed_ButteredToast didn’t notice Grace’s reticence or knowingly ignored it is impossible for her to say. “I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn’t interested. I don’t think that was noticed at all, or if it was, it was ignored.”
u/Ed_ButteredToast wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her. She excused herself to the bathroom soon after.
Grace says she spent around five minutes in the bathroom, collecting herself in the mirror and splashing herself with water. Then she went back to u/Ed_ButteredToast. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said.
She told babe that at first, she was happy with how he reacted. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”
This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the cues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to u/Ed_ButteredToast, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.
u/Ed_ButteredToast instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”
Soon, he pulled her back up onto the couch. She would tell her friend via text later that night, “He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”
Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”
They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in. “It really hit me that I was violated. I felt really emotional all at once when we sat down there. That that whole experience was actually horrible.”
While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”
“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” u/Ed_ButteredToast asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.”
After that last kiss, Grace stood up from the couch, moved back to the kitchen island where she left her phone, and said she would call herself a car. He hugged her and kissed her goodbye, another “aggressive” kiss. When she pulled away, u/Ed_ButteredToast finally relented and insisted he’d call her the car. “He said, ‘It’s coming, but just tell them your name is Essence,’” she said, a name he has joked about using as a pseudonym in his sitcom.
She teared up in the hallway, outside his place, pressing the down button on the elevator. The Uber was waiting when she left the building. He asked if she was Essence, she said yes, and then she rode back to her Brooklyn apartment. “I cried the whole ride home. At that point I felt violated. That last hour was so out of my hand.”
Babe asked u/Ed_ButteredToast’s representatives if they wanted to respond to Grace’s account but they have yet to do so. [Update – 10:02pm, January 14: u/Ed_ButteredToast has released a statement, which you can read in full here. In it, he acknowledges that they “engaged in sexual activity” but says “by all indications [it] was completely consensual.”]
Grace compares u/Ed_ButteredToast’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.
1 PanFiluta 2018-06-09
1 alfons100 2018-06-09
Context?
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-09
😴😴😴
TLDR
1 Eds_Disappointed_Dad 2018-06-09
I can confirm, but in real life, it's not funny and the problem is much more serious than you think.