r/Askreddit debates on whether boobs are better if saggy. includes everything from white-knights to absolute virgins......and a combination of the two

34  2018-06-10 by Frantiktakyon

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everything from white-knights to absolute virgins

So from white-knights to white-knights then?

No, from virgins to virgins. Not all virgins are white-knights, but all white-knights are virgins.

Not all rectangles are squares

small, firm boobs are the best. saggy, not so much

That would be an acceptable opinion to have, if by "small, firm boobs" I didn't know you really meant "flat chested 10 year olds".

I obviously mean on adult women, but nice job projecting ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

sorry to disappoint you but I only write love poems.

granted i'm an unfuckable sperg but why would anyone prefer saggy tits to perky tits?

Because of your mommy issues.

Cause it's easier to fuck girls with low self esteem.

Iโ€™m sure your boobs are great

What is it with redditards telling people they look good without having seen them.

Dont be jelous, I am sure you are quite pretty.

Reddit is just turning into to Facebook, with the meaningless flattery of strangers

Everyone is beautiful. So says syndrome

Dont be jelous, I am sure you are quite pretty.

Thank you, that means a lot.

Sex when?

flat is justice

Are they still calling it โ€œsexy timeโ€?

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reddit seems to be mostly smug virgins attacking crude virgins over their virginity

When the guy I was seeing at the time told me, and sang about my saggy boobs during sexy time. Immediate turn off. I of course tried not to take it too hard in front of him, but boy did my feelings hurt for a while.

Lol. Dude failed at sext talk.

The story about the guy who waited 3 hours to drive the girl who just wanted him to be designated driver was so pathetic I pray it was trolling. I hate the whole alpha/beta bullshit, but that is genuinely one of the most beta things I've ever read

I don't even know what to think about that one tbh, it's so goddamn dumb

Aren't those two the same?

and sang about my saggy boobs during sexy time

WTF? You shoulda joined in and started singing about his tiny little ding a ling

This is hilarious. I hope he sang like Jean Ralphio.

"sexy time"