Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
When the guy I was seeing at the time told me, and sang about my saggy boobs during sexy time. Immediate turn off. I of course tried not to take it too hard in front of him, but boy did my feelings hurt for a while.
The story about the guy who waited 3 hours to drive the girl who just wanted him to be designated driver was so pathetic I pray it was trolling. I hate the whole alpha/beta bullshit, but that is genuinely one of the most beta things I've ever read
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-10
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1 Exodiafinder687 2018-06-10
So from white-knights to white-knights then?
1 Snowayne2 2018-06-10
No, from virgins to virgins. Not all virgins are white-knights, but all white-knights are virgins.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-10
Not all rectangles are squares
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-06-10
small, firm boobs are the best. saggy, not so much
1 watermark02 2018-06-10
That would be an acceptable opinion to have, if by "small, firm boobs" I didn't know you really meant "flat chested 10 year olds".
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-06-10
I obviously mean on adult women, but nice job projecting ๐๐๐
1 watermark02 2018-06-10
Bruh did you write this guide?
http://pickupjapan.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/get-japanese-girlfriend-copy.jpg
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-06-10
sorry to disappoint you but I only write love poems.
1 accounttttttttt 2018-06-10
granted i'm an unfuckable sperg but why would anyone prefer saggy tits to perky tits?
1 Think_Once 2018-06-10
Because of your mommy issues.
1 FTFallen 2018-06-10
Cause it's easier to fuck girls with low self esteem.
1 Destirigon 2018-06-10
What is it with redditards telling people they look good without having seen them.
1 Awayfone 2018-06-10
Dont be jelous, I am sure you are quite pretty.
Reddit is just turning into to Facebook, with the meaningless flattery of strangers
Everyone is beautiful. So says syndrome
1 Destirigon 2018-06-10
Thank you, that means a lot.
Sex when?
1 no_maps_no_plans 2018-06-10
flat is justice
1 Thhueros 2018-06-10
Are they still calling it โsexy timeโ?
1 KillAllCentrists 2018-06-10
๐คข
1 nomad1c 2018-06-10
reddit seems to be mostly smug virgins attacking crude virgins over their virginity
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-06-10
Lol. Dude failed at sext talk.
1 melokobeai 2018-06-10
The story about the guy who waited 3 hours to drive the girl who just wanted him to be designated driver was so pathetic I pray it was trolling. I hate the whole alpha/beta bullshit, but that is genuinely one of the most beta things I've ever read
1 Frantiktakyon 2018-06-10
I don't even know what to think about that one tbh, it's so goddamn dumb
1 rnjbond 2018-06-10
Aren't those two the same?
1 80BAIT08 2018-06-10
WTF? You shoulda joined in and started singing about his tiny little ding a ling
This is hilarious. I hope he sang like Jean Ralphio.
1 MostMiserablyYours 2018-06-10
"sexy time"