Doctor of Pharmacology is on a quest for scentless vag.

33  2018-06-11 by GodsSoldierAscendant

49 comments

Odorless Pussy is the name of the female hygeine product my startup is rolling out next year. You gotta be on the nose if you want to compete with Summers Eve.

/u/youcantbanthechamp just ask her to put one of those little tree decorations in her pussy for that new car smell.

remember that Mentos in Coke trick? try it with pussy, what happens next may surprise you.

Mentos: the Freshmaker

Tried it. It worked. Does this mean I made her cum?

How would you know?

The soda blasted out of her vagina.

Impressive, that someone can get a doctor of pharmacy in middle school.

I've always been ahead of my peers.

/u/youcantbanthechamp you know homeopathy doesn't count as "pharmacy" right?

Have you considered a career in stand up?

It's a side hobby of mine. Or are you in "Street pharmacy"?

Yeah that's a hobby of mine that I do on the side.

You gotta go all Dr. Oz and start selling people magical gogi berry weight loss pills for a couple hundred. That's where the real money is, man.

Your bants are weak

I would but she said this wave of feminism is all about having that anchovies smell.

two words: diploma mill

Actually I graduated from one of the 5 oldest schools in the country. Obviously not saying which though.

so did Jill "Healing Chrystals" Stein lmao

lmao

yeah they have templates for all of them

Pharma fags being pathetic? Not surprised lul

You genuinely sound autistic. I'm concerned for your well being.

lol he didn't even say "doctor of pharmacology" but "doctor of pharmacy" lmao.

it actually is Doctor of pharmacy

Really? That sounds funny.

And you sound retarded. What are we going to do about it?

Calm your tits.

Finally one person on this thread that knows how to Google search.

just looking out for a fellow pharmacist. Forget these idiots

"Doctor of Pharmacology" at least do ONE Google search to seem like you know what the fuck you're talking about. There's a difference between pharmacology and pharmacy, dumb fucks.

You are not a doctor if you don't even know the basic biology of skin having a scent and it being stronger around the genitals.

/u/SmilingRyu your pussy nasty af

LMFAO /u/foggy_trees linking self-published tranny propaganda to educate Pharma PhD on how stinky vaginas are, even the cis-normative ones that you don't have to dilate for 5 hours per day.

That's what I'm saying.

Did the maggots under your foreskin make up that generic reply?

you are not a doctor if you don't even know the basic biology of skin having maggots and it being stronger around the genitals.

Good one, I admit :)

Stop it.

oh shit. sorry

I approved it now.

Giving a shit about gussy

Don't even know what that means.

Get out

I don't usually listen to nazis.

Jesus Christ, Normie's get out

As opposed to well-mannered autists like yourself? Don't take me next time. That's just asking for trouble.

Nah, we're getting what we want

Sure it is. Next thing I know, this post is being submitted by [deleted].

"Doctor of Pharmacology" at least do ONE Google search to seem like you know what the fuck you're talking about. There's a difference between pharmacology and pharmacy, dumb fucks.

Imagine getting your doctorate in counting pills at Walgreens