I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Pooped on. Not threw poop at. Did he hold him down and shit on him?

Sounds like it, I can't even poop without taking of my pants and socks, impressive.

I wish ellen page would shit on me

I need a video just so I can understand how they achieved that. I'll still masturbate to it later though.

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