Donald Trump is heading the nuclear disarmament of North Korea, Dennis Rodman is the defacto American ambassador to North Korea and just pitched a pot themed cryptocurrency to the billions of people watching tv in the hopes that we avert nuclear war, and I'm just sitting here on the toilet wondering what the fuck is going on.
He has no principles. He is a narcissistic egomaniac who his whole life used and discarded people, made deals and then broke them.
He is used to being able to say one thing when it fits and then the opposite when the time comes for that, because that's how you make friends and allies in a world where nobody has the time to keep track of you.
But as president everyone are keeping track of him. It's hilarious. It's sad. But at least we get to hear that everyone he ever meets are "great".
The dude's allowed to get choked up, he's been working toward this for years now and everybody made fun of him the whole time for thinking it was possible. The worm has turned
Fuck world peace because the weird Negro worked at it. He doesnt act black enough right /u/siempreloco31 ? What do you think of Kanye West also leaving the plantation?
And some, I assume, are good countries. I haven't been to Costa Rica (they don't have a military, lol. So I can't sell them weapons) but I've heard good things
Are you actually retarded? He literally signed a document today.
And you trying to pretend that any of those previous cases are anything like what just happened shows how little you understand how unique and unprecedented this summit is.
All those previous times were just them saying something to get cash aid. We didn't give them anything for this
Are you actually retarded? He literally signed a document today.
It wasn't a binding deal you uneducated ape. It was a "letter of intent." How are you this stupid?
And you trying to pretend that any of those previous cases are anything like what just happened shows how little you understand how unique and unprecedented this summit is.
The fuck are you talking about. NK has been trying to meet with a sitting US president for years. None of them were ignorant enough to do it.
It’s not that previous presidents didn’t have the option of meeting with the head of the hermit kingdom. “North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years,” Jeffrey Lewis, director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International studies tweeted Thursday night. “It has literally been a top foreign policy goal of Pyongyang since Kim Jong Il invited Bill Clinton.”
President Bill Clinton didn’t go meet with Kim Jong Un’s father himself, but eager for a diplomatic win at the end of his presidency, he sent Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for the meeting in 2000. Writing in the New York Times in 2017, Albright recalled, “I held two days of intensive talks, during which [Kim Jong Il] appeared willing to accept more significant restraints on the missile programs than we had expected.” But she continued, “Obviously, if this dilemma were easy to resolve, it would have been settled long ago. The fundamental problem is that the North Korean leadership is convinced it requires nuclear weapons to guarantee its own survival.”
Bill Clinton actually made a deal. As in an actual deal.
All those previous times were just them saying something to get cash aid. We didn't give them anything for this
They didn't give anything either. What did they give? How, in your world, is him sighing a piece of paper saying he "intends" something him giving us anything?
I'm really baffled here. This is a level of stupidity that can't be real. I refuse to believe you are actually this stupid.
It wasn't a binding deal you uneducated ape. It was a "letter of intent."
They signed a diplomatic agreement and I called out you were wrong and you just shifted the goal posts as usual.
A week ago you were saying that Trump ruined everything because of the letter he sent, and yet here we are today. I guess you're just used to always being wrong.
“Obviously, if this dilemma were easy to resolve, it would have been settled long ago. The fundamental problem is that the North Korean leadership is convinced it requires nuclear weapons to guarantee its own survival.”
Your own source says how unprecedented and difficult it was to get this agreement. You really suck at arguing.
I think you just need to accept that you are basically wrong about everything and cut your losses.
We're still waiting for the press conference giving more details but I can't wait to further prove how wrong you are.
They signed a diplomatic agreement and I called you out you were wrong and you just shifted the goal posts as usual.
No. You very clearly tried to claim they signed an actual deal. Signing a piece of paper like this is not a deal. I knew they signed this, I linked it here over an hour ago:
Difficult to sell this as substantive: US official says ‘signing’ will be document from US and NK to acknowledge progress and pledge to keep momentum alive, reports @jeffzeleny #TrumpKimSummit
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A week ago you were saying that Trump ruined everything because of the letter he sent, and yet here we are today. I guess you're just used to always being wrong.
The fuck are you talking about.
Your own source says how unprecedented and difficult it was to get this agreement. You really suck at arguing.
It's not unprecedented you fucking mongoloid, they've agreed to denuclearize multiple times.
It's not unprecedented you fucking mongoloid, they've agreed to denuclearize multiple times.
They never met with the American leader and signed something. The North Korean leader has never agreed to end the war with South Korea before. They have never gone to the Olympics in a unified team before. All unprecedented.
You're just so butt hurt that Trump is making this happen it's actually comical.
It’s not that previous presidents didn’t have the option of meeting with the head of the hermit kingdom. “North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years,” Jeffrey Lewis, director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International studies tweeted Thursday night. “It has literally been a top foreign policy goal of Pyongyang since Kim Jong Il invited Bill Clinton.”
President Bill Clinton didn’t go meet with Kim Jong Un’s father himself, but eager for a diplomatic win at the end of his presidency, he sent Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for the meeting in 2000. Writing in the New York Times in 2017, Albright recalled, “I held two days of intensive talks, during which [Kim Jong Il] appeared willing to accept more significant restraints on the missile programs than we had expected.” But she continued, “Obviously, if this dilemma were easy to resolve, it would have been settled long ago. The fundamental problem is that the North Korean leadership is convinced it requires nuclear weapons to guarantee its own survival.”
This isn't even about Trump anymore. It's about Trumptards and their fucking sub 65 IQs and refusal to even comprehend anything being said to them.
They never met with the American leader and signed something.
Because no other US president was fucking stupid enough to meet with them, but they have signed deals before.
This wasn't even a deal, it was a fucking letter of intent. At least bill Clinton got an actual deal.
Jesus you are ignorant. Bill Clinton is the reason NoKo has nukes today. His "deal" gave them 4 billion dollars and 2 reactors that were used to produce the material for their nukes.
This is just outright false. I get Trumptards are poorly educated and tend to have cognitive problems, but the idea Bill Clinton is why NK has nukes is so detached from reality and so pants on head retarded it borders on mental illness.
The only thing unprecedented was that US president went and shook their god king’s hand - which we never allow since the norks have a pathological need to break every single diplomatic agreement they’ve ever signed.
This time when they reneg it will have a presidential seal of failure. Fantastic. Thanks.
you need to have someone hold you underwater undtil the bubbles stop. you claim to be a "centrist" but you're not. Orange Daddy deserves a nobel peace prize if Obama got one.
Hopefully Daddy will start dropping bombs on the norks just like Obama did after he got his
It’s not that previous presidents didn’t have the option of meeting with the head of the hermit kingdom. “North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years,” Jeffrey Lewis, director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International studies tweeted Thursday night. “It has literally been a top foreign policy goal of Pyongyang since Kim Jong Il invited Bill Clinton.”
President Bill Clinton didn’t go meet with Kim Jong Un’s father himself, but eager for a diplomatic win at the end of his presidency, he sent Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for the meeting in 2000. Writing in the New York Times in 2017, Albright recalled, “I held two days of intensive talks, during which [Kim Jong Il] appeared willing to accept more significant restraints on the missile programs than we had expected.” But she continued, “Obviously, if this dilemma were easy to resolve, it would have been settled long ago. The fundamental problem is that the North Korean leadership is convinced it requires nuclear weapons to guarantee its own survival.”
why are you reaching literally 30 years in the past to justify the recent escalation of NK nuclearization? Clinton didn't have to deal with a bunch of live tests, jackass. Read Shattered and maybe listen to your uncle
Clinton didn't have to deal with a bunch of live tests, jackass.
Lol.
31 August 1998: North Korea launched a Paektusan-1 space launch vehicle in a launch attempt of its Kwangmyŏngsŏng-1 satellite. U.S. military analysts suspect satellite launch is a ruse for the testing of an ICBM.[19] This missile flew over Japan causing the Japanese government to retract 1 billion in aid for two civilian light-water reactors.
1993 1993 North Korean missile test – (May 29/30, 1993) – Nodong
1998 North Korea fires off its first ballistic missile, the Unha-1 rocket, also known as the Taepodong-1 missile, from the launch site of Musudan-ri in North Hamgyong Province.[9]
1999 North Korea agrees to a moratorium on long-range missile tests.[10]
U.S. military analysts suspect satellite launch is a ruse for the testing of an ICBM.
it's not an ICBM, you dunce.
1998 North Korea fires off its first ballistic missile, the Unha-1 rocket
A ballistic missile or "long range" isn't an ICBM either.
I await your response to my original argument without trying to cite a whole bunch of random shit. remember, I was alive when this shit happened, you weren't
I await your response to my original argument (which I'll now remind you was "clinton never had to deal with nuclear tests") without trying to cite a whole bunch of random shit. remember, I was alive when this shit happened, you weren't
The rocket was launched eastward, passing over Japan at an altitude of over 200 km. The second stage came down into the Pacific Ocean about 60 km past Japan, and the third stage about 600 km beyond Japan.[5] According to post-launch analysis of the launch vehicle, debris from the third stage fell as far as 4,000 kilometers from the launch pad. Some analysts believe that a three-stage space booster variant of the Taepodong-1 could be capable of travelling as far as 5,900 kilometers with a very small payload.
An intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) is a guided ballistic missile with a minimum range of 5,500 kilometres (3,400 mi)[1] primarily designed for nuclear weapons delivery (delivering one or more thermonuclear warheads). Similarly, conventional, chemical, and biological weapons can also be delivered with varying effectiveness, but have never been deployed on ICBMs. Most modern designs support multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles (MIRVs), allowing a single missile to carry several warheads, each of which can strike a different target.
That's a missile test, not a nuclear test. Sure they may have been prepping missiles to get to ICBM range (though ICBM's still need to get out of the atmosphere and I'm not sure if NK has demonstrated that capability until very recently) but they didn't have any nuclear material. Do you realize how easy and trivial it is for a DDM to shoot down a "long range missile"? No, because you sit in a basement. I'm not going to refute this again. My main point was Clinton never had to deal with any nuclear tests. Can you point to any tests before 2006?
my original argument was clinton didn't have to deal with nuclear tests. you can't prove that he had a nuclear test in his lifetime because the first one was in 2006
you done son! it doesn't matter what you think is cringe.
you're a jackass. the agreed framework broke down WHICH IS WHY THEY STARTED NUCLEAR TESTS
kids, jeez. listen to your elders. go to bed, champ. maybe read a book or two. one I'd recommend is Every Nation for Itself by Bremmer. Great read. Topical too.
If you want the Shattered book for your iphone, DM me, I can give it to you for free. You gotta learn a lot son, and it's not gonna happen from that back room
guess you don't have work tomorrow kid. must be nice! I'll let the missus know that you might want to be looking out for some ranchhand work out here just in case we need a new bull.
Does it matter? Like the entire premise of your argument is dumb. The natural path of a nuclear weapons program is not "escalation" it's just the natural path.
They tested them as soon as they had the ability to test them. The rockets are more alarming than the nukes themselves.
Barry never had the chops to stand by his red line or even to make Putin believe it would happen.
But the minute it came out of his mouth the world was fawning over him.
But here we sit, more than a half million dead, and a man with a nobel peace prize god knows where while his SECSTATE complains about how she was treated unfairly in the election.
Because it doesn't matter if North Korea upholds their end of the bargain. We haven't given them anything (no prisoners, no pallets of cash, no new technology....) the letter of intent actually has zero concessions from the United states other than saying we will provide security.
Why didn't you just call my other point a lie too? I'll provide an article for that too. What mental illness do you have that you just selectively outright call facts lies?
What year are you living in. All your sources are old news from last year. Did you even read my article? Even if the test sites were damaged in an earthquake (no one knows for sure), North Korea blowing them up further prevents them from being rebuilt.
I know you are the resident /r/drama dim fuckwit, but declaring you know the future really drives home the point that you are completely fucked in the head.
Thank you for stopping procreating, by choice or by voice.
You think Daddy is going to not make a sweet deal? Kim is Western educated. You seething racist fuck. Kim knows the score and likely has a few sheckles stashed away.
Nothing relevant will come of this. Any president could have called a meeting and got it. They weren't arrogant or delusional enough to think it'd be worth it.
Imagine being this desperate for Trump to fail, that you have to wildly attempt to discredit everything he does with some top tier mental gymnastics. Obama created more war, more human suffering and more refugees, Trump is succeeding in making the world a better place. Why are you so upset over that?
It’s not that previous presidents didn’t have the option of meeting with the head of the hermit kingdom. “North Korea has been seeking a summit with an American president for more than twenty years,” Jeffrey Lewis, director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International studies tweeted Thursday night. “It has literally been a top foreign policy goal of Pyongyang since Kim Jong Il invited Bill Clinton.”
President Bill Clinton didn’t go meet with Kim Jong Un’s father himself, but eager for a diplomatic win at the end of his presidency, he sent Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for the meeting in 2000. Writing in the New York Times in 2017, Albright recalled, “I held two days of intensive talks, during which [Kim Jong Il] appeared willing to accept more significant restraints on the missile programs than we had expected.” But she continued, “Obviously, if this dilemma were easy to resolve, it would have been settled long ago. The fundamental problem is that the North Korean leadership is convinced it requires nuclear weapons to guarantee its own survival.”
The worst part about this whole thing is watching my country get bamboozled again and because Trumptards are so void of intelligence they'll eat it right up.
Jeffrey Lewis, director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program at Middlebury Institute of International
Ah yes, the academic from a third tier tiny SoCal school obviously has insight into presidential correspondence. I'm sorry for ever doubting the omniscient powers of the balding obese academic behind such groundbreaking works as: "Kim Jung Un Is The Real Artist Of The Deal Not Trump" and who's current greatest accomplishment, other than being even more impacted by TDS than you, is running a blog.
But hey, I'm sure his PhD on policies at UoM makes him the go to expert on foreign relations.
I don't want him to fail, but he will, because he's not smart. Disliking morons like you is not me being against peace. It's just me disliking morons.
How does it feel knowing he's smarter than you? He's working with top tier intelligence, while you're taking the word of someone who literally has spent the last 2 years reeing about Trump, and who's academically insignificant in every facet. No expertise on the subject, no insight, no serious publications with any degree of relevancy (His last publicated work was in fucking 2007 and on China, lmao.)
Does it hurt you that this "Orange retard" is outperforming every politician you like? At what point would you actually stop and start questioning your own intelligence? Maybe you're just a fucking idiot who judges character rather than ability, and as such fail entirely at determining who'd actually be good at something?
Ah yes, the academic from a third tier tiny SoCal school obviously has insight into presidential correspondence.
And stopped reading. I have a policy in which anytime someone dismisses objective reality by attacking the source in this fashion is to be instantly dismissed.
It's the hallmark of a low-intelligence zealot that isn't interested in what the facts say.
Make a bet about it? In a year, if NK still has nukes, you post “I’m a gullible idiot that believes obviously untrue things.” If NK doesn’t have nukes, I’ll post that same thing. Deal?
I get that we aren't allowed to mean ping cowards like /u/pizzashill and /u/trumplethinskins but, why should these non threatening limp-wristed Nintendo Jockies get as much truck as a TRUE motherfucker?
Daddy signed something, so either NK is signing a treaty they aren't going to follow or there is a plan for disarmament.
I want to say that not even he would be able to save face from embarrassment if he signed something without some kind of necular forfeit, but who knows any more.
You need to understand that Trump is only pandering to his base. It doesn't matter what the facts are, NK could say something, never do it, and his base would still pretend it happened.
nah, pizzashill is just some neet who gets angry at his uncles at family events and pretends to have any sort of background in political activism. he literally just sits in front of his computer all day
Those of us who aren't children have been through this before. They made a big show of blowing up some cooling towers in the 1990s and pretended their nuclear program was over. Clinton saved face by pretending it was real.
Deliver 500,000 tons of heavy oil annually to DPRK as an alternative energy
Make arrangements for two 1000 MWe light water reactors to DPRK with target date of 2003.
Provide DPRK with formal assurance against the use of nuclear weapons by U.S.
Move toward full normalization of political and economic relations
Trump got our hostages, our POW/MIA remains, a little nuke shit blown up, and all the rest, for the low, low cost of nine-ninety-free
Trump got nothing in exchange for our national pride
I'm happy for you if you can actually sleep at night. There was a time when being an American meant something, but you probably can't remember that. Anyway, that's a funny username. How did you get it? Is that what you whisper to yourself as you stare down at the bathroom tiles while the Chekist pounds you? "Nationalism... is... fun!"
Also I was under the misimpression you were a lighthearted and funny dramanaut. It's vaguely, mildly devastating to learn you've been just another a "reasonable centrist" u/pizzashill retard this whole time masquerading under an ironic ruse
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm lighthearted and funny and funny until about 01:00 PST and then I kind of let myself go sometimes. And really, you don't think me coming up with really explicit pornographic imagery to depict your political beliefs is lighthearted and funny?
As for Pizzashill, you can disagree with him vehemently and call him all sorts of names and such. Hell, I know I do pretty frequently. But there's something that elevates him way above your typical agendaposter. He sits down at the buffet and decides he'll order himself a plate of "Trump is a retard" with a side dish of "white women are entitled" just because that's what tastes good to him, not because some tribe is forcing their beliefs on him.
And really, you don't think me coming up with really explicit pornographic imagery to depict your political beliefs is lighthearted and funny?
Hindsight is 20/20 and yes in retrospect I did go full-snowflake. I have no sufficient apology but to offer you the consolation prize of "one-extra-free-pass-when-I'm-too-retarded-to-pick-up-on-context"
I guess you missed the part where Kim got globally recognized as a world leader and the US will be withdrawing troops...all in exchange for a handshake and some remains.
The plantation where 2/3 of black families receive no form of government assistance but still vote for democrats anyway. Let's just say the only reason is welfare though, because we all know all blacks are welfare.
the five time champ can do what the fuck he wants, especially if it means some little asians have to wipe his ass while he's hungover. that's the goddamn american dream
Ya, Luke Wilson, Leo Dicaprio, Hugh Grant, Spike Jones, Heather Graham, Corey Feldman, David Arquette, and Christian Bale. And that's just off the top of my head
This was before the Jews invented HIV, i've got a newspaper from 1910 talking about how a Celebrity got proposed to by 2 separate male celebrities, we don't get that kind of scandal anymore
It’s more about him trying to buddy up to Kim Jong-un and calling Kim a friend without the backing of the US when he was committing atrocities. He's probably bridged the divide somewhat tho so gotta give him a bit of credit
Dude’s a piece of shit. I know several girls he’s been a total creep to. He’s not even allowed in most bars in Newport Beach and Costa Mesa now for groping women and being a drunk ass hole. He went to North Korea as a publicity stunt because he’s unemployable.
Dennis Rodman is known to be a giant piece of shit just in general. You don't have to be "mad" to relay that point. He's a massive jackass.
Now, if some little asian dictator thinks this jackass is his friend and it will help diplomacy out, ship that jackass's as out there. Literally the plot of The Interview
/r/conservative can't tell what to feel. You can tell the never Trumpers are also on suicide watch, the warhawks are pearl clutching, and the rest are swinging wildly around.
I never got the Twilight Zone or Planet of the Apes as a kid, but I understand it now. Rod Serling was just the first to know what shit species we are.
"ban Ed" is maybe the only real feeling I have in life any more.
If Ed were banned, my life would improve, his life would improve, your life would improve.
Banning Ed means that all those emojis that aren't born yet will never get to commit those crimes and shit up our welfare system. Banning Ed a year ago was dangerously late; at this point, it's criminally malfeasant, and I hold every single mod currently modded responsible.
Guys I think we should set aside our differences and look at the real pressing issue in the world. Potcoin is THE future for safe and easy pot transactions. Be quick and invest. Don't forget to hodl!!!
Dudes an idiot, but he’s done greater for this country than eight years of Obama, eight years of bush, etc.. if the Korea’s unite due to his diplomacy. Mayos are likely gonna hate him due to it being the fb opinion of the week. I think the dudes a degenerate, but I will give credit where credit is due.
That's unfair. You shouldn't make assumptions like that. I don't believe we've ever cracked out the DSM and done a proper diagnosis of our bogan friend.
Oh I thought you meant someone important not just random internet comments, but to answer your question, no, I don't spend that much time on reddit. Do you still think the investigation is going to get dragged out now that manafort just got arrested?
He played basketball with Lil Kim and possibly engaged in some buttstuff I don’t know what you mean by he’s done greater for this country than Obama bush etc?
Curious, what do you think hes done better in 1,5 years than Obamas 8, besides riding The high of Obamas policies? Unemployment was going down during Obama, The economy was going up. This is not just happening in The US but all over the West where nations are coming back after the crash in 09. Trump has spent 1/3 of his precidency on a golf resort, he doesnt get anything done in the morning and in the evening he watches Fox. He still havent gotten rid of the "terrible" Obama care and replaced it with something "much better". Dont tell me you bought into his lies that he inherited a mess?
Obama wanted peace talks with N. Korea but The republicans and Fox News heavily critizied him saying we Dont cozy up with dictators. Theres plenty of footage on Youtube. Now its the best thing ever.
During Obamas precidency the congress was run by republicans. And they said they would turn down any bill he or the democrats wanted to pass.
Obama was our hero. The one thing standing between us and the fentanyl addled hordes of the barbarian hinterlands of middle America. Now he is gone, it's like the sack of Rome by the German barbarians.
I actually believe Rodman was a CIA plant. Nah I'm not saying he's some highly trained asset, just a crazy famous dude who needed cash. So they sent him in. Worse case scenario he gets captured, tortured then killed, no big loss. Who cares about Rodman.
Better yet, if he's actually successful no one would give him the credit. So yeah it appears the movie Double Team was based on true events.
Lol, if Obama had even tried to meet with Kim like that the Republicans would have impeached him and all the people pushing for Trump to get a Nobel would be screaming for Obama be hung for treason, lmao.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-12
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1 shitpost953 2018-06-12
Only 90s kids know this is the best timeline
1 Yiin 2018-06-12
Now that is catty.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-12
Well that aged...somehow.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-06-12
I love and hate this timeline.
1 snallygaster 2018-06-12
i wanna die
1 froibo 2018-06-12
We are all dead. This is the hell left over.
1 Pinksister 2018-06-12
Donald Trump is heading the nuclear disarmament of North Korea, Dennis Rodman is the defacto American ambassador to North Korea and just pitched a pot themed cryptocurrency to the billions of people watching tv in the hopes that we avert nuclear war, and I'm just sitting here on the toilet wondering what the fuck is going on.
1 grungebot5000 2018-06-12
incroyable
1 reiniging24 2018-06-12
Rodman went into rehab the moment he returned from North Korea.
Trump was right.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-06-12
He has no principles. He is a narcissistic egomaniac who his whole life used and discarded people, made deals and then broke them. He is used to being able to say one thing when it fits and then the opposite when the time comes for that, because that's how you make friends and allies in a world where nobody has the time to keep track of you.
But as president everyone are keeping track of him. It's hilarious. It's sad. But at least we get to hear that everyone he ever meets are "great".
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-06-12
Completely not surprised about the meme hat.
Totally surprised Cuomo hasn't killed himself yet. Bourdain is finally free, and he's stuck in clown world interviewing Rodman on geopolitics.
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-06-12
The dude's allowed to get choked up, he's been working toward this for years now and everybody made fun of him the whole time for thinking it was possible. The worm has turned
1 siempreloco31 2018-06-12
nope
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Fuck world peace because the weird Negro worked at it. He doesnt act black enough right /u/siempreloco31 ? What do you think of Kanye West also leaving the plantation?
/u/siempreloco31. You fucking moron.
1 siempreloco31 2018-06-12
Literal soy
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Literal deranged yanquì fuck. nuclear disarming TRUMPING your faggy feelings? Wow. Peak Murican Recliner anyone? /u/siempreloco31 you are a massive pendejo.
Gigante son of a motherless whore's goat.
You imbicle.
1 ofthrees 2018-06-12
*imbecile
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Yes. /u/siempreloco31 is that in addition to a pizzacel lite poster of the mgtowest order. An absolute waste.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
U sound upset
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-06-12
Roid rage me thinks.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-06-12
You do sound rather upset maybe take a xan and chill out?
1 siempreloco31 2018-06-12
are u ok
1 froibo 2018-06-12
U wut
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-06-12
I literally have no idea what you are saying. . .could you please translate your comment into the language of freedom.
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-06-12
Think they'll let him keep posting to Twitter from jail?
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
/u/AwonBros.exe has stopped responding
1 saddertadder 2018-06-12
callate, pendejo. cabron.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
¿Por que? ¿tu dice con migo? ¿quieras problemas en la calls? Pinche imbecile. Pinche moŕon.
1 saddertadder 2018-06-12
Im gonna beat your ass, cabron. Pendejo. Perra.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
¿como?
1 saddertadder 2018-06-12
vIjaH Qu'vatlh woDDI' epic retard fucking SoH.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Oh i didn't know
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-06-12
I'll let your wife and her other boyfriend know youre extra sensitive tonight
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Wow. Prolapsed much /u/siempreloco31? Chinga tu madre, /u/siempreloco31. You Chilango.
1 SJWcrybaby 2018-06-12
Fucking gross. A mexican.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
Hey, there are lots of countries that suck where they speak Spanish.
Not just Mexico
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-06-12
And some, I assume, are good countries. I haven't been to Costa Rica (they don't have a military, lol. So I can't sell them weapons) but I've heard good things
1 humanmanguy 2018-06-12
That's a very Mexican phrase tho
1 modsarethebest 2018-06-12
Trump winning
Lefties lashing out.
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
This makes liberals FURIOUS!
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
I’m legit happy if this deal comes to fruition but you centipedos are insufferable af
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Hey I've seen you around before. Stick to you autismo rants. /u/pizzacel is lost cause, and that's a good thing.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
Tag him correctly you pussy, hey /u/pizzashill this trumptard has a hate boner for you apparently
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
The guy is just retarded and thinks Trump is going to denuclearize North Korea and can't handle reality.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Hey butters you goof, pizzacel knows the future. His lack of contact with the natural weaker sex has driven it around the bend.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
I wonder how many times you guys are gonna get baited into thinking NK will stop building nuclear weapons.
Remember this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreed_Framework
One president did strike a deal with NK.
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
Wouldn't have broken down without a little help from the electoral college.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-06-12
youre welcome you ungrateful little shit
1 TruthPains 2018-06-12
Don't forget 2007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_inter-Korean_summit
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
On the other hand, having a 5-day old alt just to shitpost for daddy in r/drama is the sign of a true high-energy, high T, alpha chad.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
Kim Jong Un commits to ‘complete denuclearization’ of North Korea
Do you ever get tired of just always being wrong?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You know they've said this like 20 times, right?
For example:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/20/northkorea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreed_Framework
They didn't sign anything. They said they'd "work towards denuclearization" which is what they've said for years.
You being stupid enough to fall for it again is what happened here. I'm not wrong, you're just misinformed.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
Are you actually retarded? He literally signed a document today.
And you trying to pretend that any of those previous cases are anything like what just happened shows how little you understand how unique and unprecedented this summit is.
All those previous times were just them saying something to get cash aid. We didn't give them anything for this
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
It wasn't a binding deal you uneducated ape. It was a "letter of intent." How are you this stupid?
The fuck are you talking about. NK has been trying to meet with a sitting US president for years. None of them were ignorant enough to do it.
http://time.com/5192579/trump-meets-kim-jong-un-north-korea/
Bill Clinton actually made a deal. As in an actual deal.
They didn't give anything either. What did they give? How, in your world, is him sighing a piece of paper saying he "intends" something him giving us anything?
I'm really baffled here. This is a level of stupidity that can't be real. I refuse to believe you are actually this stupid.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
They signed a diplomatic agreement and I called out you were wrong and you just shifted the goal posts as usual.
A week ago you were saying that Trump ruined everything because of the letter he sent, and yet here we are today. I guess you're just used to always being wrong.
Your own source says how unprecedented and difficult it was to get this agreement. You really suck at arguing.
I think you just need to accept that you are basically wrong about everything and cut your losses.
We're still waiting for the press conference giving more details but I can't wait to further prove how wrong you are.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
No. You very clearly tried to claim they signed an actual deal. Signing a piece of paper like this is not a deal. I knew they signed this, I linked it here over an hour ago:
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The fuck are you talking about.
It's not unprecedented you fucking mongoloid, they've agreed to denuclearize multiple times.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/20/northkorea
You being a moron is not me being wrong.
Again, I refuse to believe you are this dumb.
1 modsarethebest 2018-06-12
deals between nations can't be enforced anyway. so they're always just declarations of intent.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
That's not true. international agreements tend to have substance.
When the Iran deal was signed, it was hammered out. The inspectors were allowed in.
When Bill Clinton made a deal with them, the inspectors were also allowed in.
Anyone trying to pass this off as an actual deal isn't being intellectually honest.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
They never met with the American leader and signed something. The North Korean leader has never agreed to end the war with South Korea before. They have never gone to the Olympics in a unified team before. All unprecedented.
You're just so butt hurt that Trump is making this happen it's actually comical.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Because no other US president was fucking stupid enough to meet with them, but they have signed deals before.
http://time.com/5192579/trump-meets-kim-jong-un-north-korea/
This isn't even about Trump anymore. It's about Trumptards and their fucking sub 65 IQs and refusal to even comprehend anything being said to them.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
Jesus you are ignorant. Bill Clinton is the reason NoKo has nukes today. His "deal" gave them 4 billion dollars and 2 reactors that were used to produce the material for their nukes.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
This is just outright false. I get Trumptards are poorly educated and tend to have cognitive problems, but the idea Bill Clinton is why NK has nukes is so detached from reality and so pants on head retarded it borders on mental illness.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-06-12
The only thing unprecedented was that US president went and shook their god king’s hand - which we never allow since the norks have a pathological need to break every single diplomatic agreement they’ve ever signed.
This time when they reneg it will have a presidential seal of failure. Fantastic. Thanks.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
you need to have someone hold you underwater undtil the bubbles stop. you claim to be a "centrist" but you're not. Orange Daddy deserves a nobel peace prize if Obama got one.
Hopefully Daddy will start dropping bombs on the norks just like Obama did after he got his
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Again, I refuse to believe you people are this dumb. What in the fuck does Trump deserve a nobel peace prize for?
Being the only president dumb enough to meet with NK?
http://time.com/5192579/trump-meets-kim-jong-un-north-korea/
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
why are you reaching literally 30 years in the past to justify the recent escalation of NK nuclearization? Clinton didn't have to deal with a bunch of live tests, jackass. Read Shattered and maybe listen to your uncle
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
They've been building nukes for years, and testing nukes, for years. Nuclear weapons programs run in phases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_North_Korean_nuclear_program
Lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_missile_tests
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
those are missile tests, not nuclear tests.
you use an argumentum ad populum style of arguing, so I'll leave this with you
in short, listen to your uncle
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
The fucking missiles are being tested specifically for nuclear weapons. They're ICBMs.
Do you even know what an argumentum ad populum is? Because uh, the way you just used it has no relation to what it means.
I don't know, are you going to incorrectly invoke more fallacies?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
it's not an ICBM, you dunce.
A ballistic missile or "long range" isn't an ICBM either.
I await your response to my original argument without trying to cite a whole bunch of random shit. remember, I was alive when this shit happened, you weren't
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
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We're done here. Back on block you go. Every time I unblock you I remember that you're literally a mentally ill person.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
you never block me kid. I'll just talk to you the next time we see each other if you won't respond to my reddit posts
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
The rocket tested:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taepodong-1
Ready for this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercontinental_ballistic_missile
Take a fucking seat.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
That's a missile test, not a nuclear test. Sure they may have been prepping missiles to get to ICBM range (though ICBM's still need to get out of the atmosphere and I'm not sure if NK has demonstrated that capability until very recently) but they didn't have any nuclear material. Do you realize how easy and trivial it is for a DDM to shoot down a "long range missile"? No, because you sit in a basement. I'm not going to refute this again. My main point was Clinton never had to deal with any nuclear tests. Can you point to any tests before 2006?
Listen to your uncle. Read Shattered
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Testing an ICBM that will only be used for nuclear weapons is, in fact, a weapons test.
LMAO. Oh fucking baby, want to know how I know you're a moron and uneducated on this subject? Because you think it's trivial to shoot down an ICBM.
The other reason I know you're a moron with no education on the subject is because you think "DDM" is an ICBM defense system.
I'll assume you meant "NMD" and be nice to you, but yeah. Even under perfect conditions, it's hard to shoot down an ICBM.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/ucs-documents/global-security/missile-defense-test-white-paper-1-24-18v4.pdf
Quit trying to discuss subjects you have no education on.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
I'll assume you meant "NMD" and be nice to you, but yeah. Even under perfect conditions, it's hard to shoot down an ICBM.
Ol boy young neffew thinks a typo is something to go off of. I meant DDG
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Aegis has no real ability to shoot down an ICBM.
The paper I linked is talking about our actual ICBM defense system. It's not successful.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
DDG's carry tomahawks, kid. they are successful ballistic missile defense. I've never once claimed that they are ICBM capable defense.
You have little to no reading skill.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You know we're discussing ICBMs, correct? The missile they tested as an ICBM.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
A) We're discussing ICBMs, the missile they tested was an ICBM.
B) No, that's not what they use to intercept missiles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-161_Standard_Missile_3
A tomahawk is a subsonic cruise missile. It isn't used for intercepting rockets.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
no, my original argument was "clinton never had to deal with nuclear tests"
and I'll dumb it down for you:
1) long range missile tests in any way are not "nuclear tests"
2) atmospheric, underwater, or underground detonations or nuclear material count as nuclear tests
now, to get back to my point, instead of this nonsense about missiles: can you point to anything before 2006 that counts as an NK nuclear test?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Yes, we are. You tried to claim it was trivial to intercept the rocket they tested, which was an ICBM.
But anyway, we're done here. After you tried to claim tomahawk cruise missiles are used for intercepting rockets, I knew what you were.
So fucking cringe.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
you've lost here.
my original argument was clinton didn't have to deal with nuclear tests. you can't prove that he had a nuclear test in his lifetime because the first one was in 2006
you done son! it doesn't matter what you think is cringe.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Clinton didn't deal with nuclear tests because the program wasn't at that point yet, you ape. Nuclear weapons programs run in phases.
Clinton still struck a deal with them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreed_Framework
As I said, after you tried to claim subsonic cruise missiles are actually missile defense systems I'm finding it very hard to take you seriously.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
you're a jackass. the agreed framework broke down WHICH IS WHY THEY STARTED NUCLEAR TESTS
kids, jeez. listen to your elders. go to bed, champ. maybe read a book or two. one I'd recommend is Every Nation for Itself by Bremmer. Great read. Topical too.
If you want the Shattered book for your iphone, DM me, I can give it to you for free. You gotta learn a lot son, and it's not gonna happen from that back room
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Because they never fucking intended to stop the program, it was a ruse to buy time.
As I said before, I can't take you seriously anymore. You revealed yourself to be a moron with that tomahawk line.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
And somehow I was still right about DDGs having RIM missiles on them
first line I believe.
guess you don't have work tomorrow kid. must be nice! I'll let the missus know that you might want to be looking out for some ranchhand work out here just in case we need a new bull.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You tried to fucking claim tomahawks are used to intercept missiles dude. You never even talked about RIM.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
when did the norks have their first nuclear test?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
As soon as they had the ability to?
Yes, I didn't know what they were, which is why I corrected you after you tried to claim subsonic cruise missiles are used to intercept ICBMs.
Are you really going to play this off as if I'm the one that doesn't know what I'm talking about how you got bent over this badly?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
You just live to rile people up, huh? what was the original argument I made? can you remember?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Does it matter? Like the entire premise of your argument is dumb. The natural path of a nuclear weapons program is not "escalation" it's just the natural path.
They tested them as soon as they had the ability to test them. The rockets are more alarming than the nukes themselves.
Without rockets, the nukes are useless.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
I don't know why this wasn't done about twenty comments back but the fact that you think rockets are more alarming than nukes says a lot.
It took me three maybe four tries to get you to to speak to my original argument.
Kid, I'm not going to block you, but it would be dumb as hell for me to ever engage you again, as bullheaded as you are.
You need a good whipping and a few months of hard honest work. I'd bet you haven't seen a day of 8 hours in the sun in your life.
I pity your mother and father
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
I swear to god you're a special kind of stupid. Like the kind of stupid that happens when you reach the age of 50+ and are dunning kruger incarnate.
Nuclear weapons are useless for NK without a relevant delivery system.
They have no long-range bombers. They have no ability to deliver nukes without rockets.
1 wholesomealt3 2018-06-12
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_delivery
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-12
lmao, interesting use of the passive voice.
1 jubbergun 2018-06-12
The same reason President Obama deserved one: He's not George W. Bush!
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
Trump is outright worse than Bush.
1 jubbergun 2018-06-12
Could be, but my point stands.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-06-12
I'll go further and say Obama never deserved a Nobel and if Daddy pulls this off he actually does deserve one.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
I'll agree with you.
Barry never had the chops to stand by his red line or even to make Putin believe it would happen.
But the minute it came out of his mouth the world was fawning over him.
But here we sit, more than a half million dead, and a man with a nobel peace prize god knows where while his SECSTATE complains about how she was treated unfairly in the election.
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
Nobel Committee hasta be fair, Obama got one I want one too >:(
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1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
Remember when un-ratified nuclear deals meant nothing to Trump supporters?
Who am I kidding that was like 4 days ago, of course we all remember.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
Because it doesn't matter if North Korea upholds their end of the bargain. We haven't given them anything (no prisoners, no pallets of cash, no new technology....) the letter of intent actually has zero concessions from the United states other than saying we will provide security.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
The president of the greatest country on earth shook hands with a violent dictator and legitimized him on the world stage.
In exchange for stopping our own military exercises and some nice words.
Such winning.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
😴😴😴
Muh legitimatizing!!! What about Kim Jong Un as the North Korean leader was illegitamate?
You are what is wrong with the world. You would rather north Korea bombed a city just to spite Trump.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
muh strawman!
Such short memories you have
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
Muh strawman!
[Such short memories] you all have.(https://www.nationalreview.com/2008/06/10-concerns-about-barack-obama-william-j-bennett-seth-leibsohn/)
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
Trump did not meet North Korea without preconditions...
They gave back all American prisoners and blew up their nuclear testing site as preconditions.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
This is a lie.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
It's not a lie.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/24/asia/north-korea-nuclear-test-site-intl/index.html
Why didn't you just call my other point a lie too? I'll provide an article for that too. What mental illness do you have that you just selectively outright call facts lies?
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
Again, since you apparently struggle with reading comprehension.
The site was damaged in a collapse, the destruction had nothing to do with Trump.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-06-12
What year are you living in. All your sources are old news from last year. Did you even read my article? Even if the test sites were damaged in an earthquake (no one knows for sure), North Korea blowing them up further prevents them from being rebuilt.
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
Ahhh ok, you're officially retarded. Imagine thinking a site damaged in November cant be demolished in May. Wow.
Also, the 2nd source is 2 months old you absolute clown.
1 TruthPains 2018-06-12
Kid, you have some issues you might wanna work on, your spergging is reaching critical levels.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
I'm not sure if you guys are literally retarded or you just say this shit you want to be true as if anyone sane buys it.
A) There will be no peace because NK is not going to give up nuclear weapons.
B) Even if NK did give up nuclear weapons, that isn't world peace.
There's like a special, deep retardation found in Trumptards that's unlike anything I've ever seen.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
I know you are the resident /r/drama dim fuckwit, but declaring you know the future really drives home the point that you are completely fucked in the head.
Thank you for stopping procreating, by choice or by voice.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You believe north korea is going to give up nuclear weapons after watching what happened with Libya, and Iran?
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
You think Daddy is going to not make a sweet deal? Kim is Western educated. You seething racist fuck. Kim knows the score and likely has a few sheckles stashed away.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
M8, nobody is going to give up nukes in this fashion.
http://thehill.com/policy/international/asia-pacific/389791-cia-finds-north-korea-wont-give-up-nuclear-weapons-could
Nothing relevant will come of this. Any president could have called a meeting and got it. They weren't arrogant or delusional enough to think it'd be worth it.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Keep dreaming 'cel.
1 WE_ARE_THE_MODS 2018-06-12
Imagine being this desperate for Trump to fail, that you have to wildly attempt to discredit everything he does with some top tier mental gymnastics. Obama created more war, more human suffering and more refugees, Trump is succeeding in making the world a better place. Why are you so upset over that?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
This is fucking hilarious.
http://time.com/5192579/trump-meets-kim-jong-un-north-korea/
The worst part about this whole thing is watching my country get bamboozled again and because Trumptards are so void of intelligence they'll eat it right up.
1 WE_ARE_THE_MODS 2018-06-12
Ah yes, the academic from a third tier tiny SoCal school obviously has insight into presidential correspondence. I'm sorry for ever doubting the omniscient powers of the balding obese academic behind such groundbreaking works as: "Kim Jung Un Is The Real Artist Of The Deal Not Trump" and who's current greatest accomplishment, other than being even more impacted by TDS than you, is running a blog.
But hey, I'm sure his PhD on policies at UoM makes him the go to expert on foreign relations.
How does it feel knowing he's smarter than you? He's working with top tier intelligence, while you're taking the word of someone who literally has spent the last 2 years reeing about Trump, and who's academically insignificant in every facet. No expertise on the subject, no insight, no serious publications with any degree of relevancy (His last publicated work was in fucking 2007 and on China, lmao.)
Does it hurt you that this "Orange retard" is outperforming every politician you like? At what point would you actually stop and start questioning your own intelligence? Maybe you're just a fucking idiot who judges character rather than ability, and as such fail entirely at determining who'd actually be good at something?
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
And stopped reading. I have a policy in which anytime someone dismisses objective reality by attacking the source in this fashion is to be instantly dismissed.
It's the hallmark of a low-intelligence zealot that isn't interested in what the facts say.
1 WE_ARE_THE_MODS 2018-06-12
A middle aged loser raving wildly about something backed with zero sources, academic works or particular insight = objective reality.
Good god. Are you this delusional?
It would need to be an actual source, for me to attack it.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You were dismissed and will not get a real reply until the following is provided:
Point out something he said that is factually incorrect.
provide credible evidence supporting your argument that what he said is factually incorrect.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
It wasn't her turn.
1 solastsummer 2018-06-12
Make a bet about it? In a year, if NK still has nukes, you post “I’m a gullible idiot that believes obviously untrue things.” If NK doesn’t have nukes, I’ll post that same thing. Deal?
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
Who even are you? 😕
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
Says retarded 5 day old alt.
Says the guy who thinks a hand shake and a photo OP means world peace.
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
I get that we aren't allowed to mean ping cowards like /u/pizzashill and /u/trumplethinskins but, why should these non threatening limp-wristed Nintendo Jockies get as much truck as a TRUE motherfucker?
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
1 AwanBros 2018-06-12
Talk to your moms bull. I ain't interested in "going back". You degenerate. You fucking moron.
1 froibo 2018-06-12
NK already blew their shit up. They fucked up major and are saving face for bargaining chips.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
They still have nukes dude. They can still build nukes.
http://thehill.com/policy/international/asia-pacific/389791-cia-finds-north-korea-wont-give-up-nuclear-weapons-could
They aren't giving up nuclear weapons.
1 froibo 2018-06-12
Daddy signed something, so either NK is signing a treaty they aren't going to follow or there is a plan for disarmament.
I want to say that not even he would be able to save face from embarrassment if he signed something without some kind of necular forfeit, but who knows any more.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
You need to understand that Trump is only pandering to his base. It doesn't matter what the facts are, NK could say something, never do it, and his base would still pretend it happened.
1 DodoJenkins 2018-06-12
I swear they need to start a r/Drama 2 for all the bitch-fights on r/Drama
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
nah, pizzashill is just some neet who gets angry at his uncles at family events and pretends to have any sort of background in political activism. he literally just sits in front of his computer all day
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
LOL. Maybe Trump can sign a certificate saying that he's adequately polished the knob of his lord and master, the King of Joseon.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
Those of us who aren't children have been through this before. They made a big show of blowing up some cooling towers in the 1990s and pretended their nuclear program was over. Clinton saved face by pretending it was real.
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-06-12
He also gave them $4 billion and guaranteed to:
Trump got our hostages, our POW/MIA remains, a little nuke shit blown up, and all the rest, for the low, low cost of nine-ninety-free
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
I'm happy for you if you can actually sleep at night. There was a time when being an American meant something, but you probably can't remember that. Anyway, that's a funny username. How did you get it? Is that what you whisper to yourself as you stare down at the bathroom tiles while the Chekist pounds you? "Nationalism... is... fun!"
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-06-12
Nigga I'm old enough to wish I this old.
Also I was under the misimpression you were a lighthearted and funny dramanaut. It's vaguely, mildly devastating to learn you've been just another a "reasonable centrist" u/pizzashill retard this whole time masquerading under an ironic ruse
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm lighthearted and funny and funny until about 01:00 PST and then I kind of let myself go sometimes. And really, you don't think me coming up with really explicit pornographic imagery to depict your political beliefs is lighthearted and funny?
As for Pizzashill, you can disagree with him vehemently and call him all sorts of names and such. Hell, I know I do pretty frequently. But there's something that elevates him way above your typical agendaposter. He sits down at the buffet and decides he'll order himself a plate of "Trump is a retard" with a side dish of "white women are entitled" just because that's what tastes good to him, not because some tribe is forcing their beliefs on him.
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-06-12
Hindsight is 20/20 and yes in retrospect I did go full-snowflake. I have no sufficient apology but to offer you the consolation prize of "one-extra-free-pass-when-I'm-too-retarded-to-pick-up-on-context"
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-06-12
its "free ninety-nine"
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
I guess you missed the part where Kim got globally recognized as a world leader and the US will be withdrawing troops...all in exchange for a handshake and some remains.
1 froibo 2018-06-12
This was an accident. They somehow fucked up their necular program and it must have put them years behind.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-06-12
Literal autismo
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
The plantation where 2/3 of black families receive no form of government assistance but still vote for democrats anyway. Let's just say the only reason is welfare though, because we all know all blacks are welfare.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
stop
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-06-12
I heard he got wasted and shit himself and the norks had to clean him up over in that foriegner hotel they run.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
the five time champ can do what the fuck he wants, especially if it means some little asians have to wipe his ass while he's hungover. that's the goddamn american dream
1 modsarethebest 2018-06-12
I heard he ate 23 buckets of shrimp and didn't even tip the waiter.
1 DuBBle 2018-06-12
So he was in North Korea staying alone at the Barbarian Inn whilst this meeting was going on in Singapore? You've really got pairs.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-06-12
Weird times folks, weird times.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
Cuomo: “Does Kim Jong Un speak English?”
Rodman: “He’s just a big kid. Even though he is little.”
1 hyledog 2018-06-12
PotCoin.com
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2018-06-12
Lebron and Steph get praise from the media all the time for being "political"
Dennis Rodman just catalyzed peace on the Korean Peninsula and people will still hate him just for wearing a Trump hat
1 DoktorSteven 2018-06-12
Let’s not forget he banged Carmen Electra for years. That might not mean much anymore, but that was a God-like accomplishment to 13-year-old me.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-12
He also banged Madonna... well until she met Pippen.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
and Tom Green fucked Drew Barrymore
I feel like it's weird we don't talk about it more
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-12
Pretty sure everyone fucked Drew Barrymore in the 90's.
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
Ya, Luke Wilson, Leo Dicaprio, Hugh Grant, Spike Jones, Heather Graham, Corey Feldman, David Arquette, and Christian Bale. And that's just off the top of my head
I know so much about celebrities, you guys
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-12
Please cancel your People subscription.
1 WarSanchez 2018-06-12
Hopefully he cancels his subscription to LIFE as well.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-12
. . . take your upvote.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-06-12
Ok, that was actually good.
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-06-12
It's InTouch, tyvm.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
They're all one degree of separation from Tom Green's dick? Ugh... I better take a shower just for being in the same species.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-06-12
And the 1980s if we are being honest.
1 iNEEDheplreddit 2018-06-12
ET prone bone
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-06-12
Wow it's almost like all you guys are super old and no one knows who you old guys are talking about
How about that Fatty Arbuckle tho
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
young whites are the worst kind of whites
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-06-12
Celebrities are weak now
Back in my day you partied hard and went to the sanitarium until your hangover was done and you could party again
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-06-12
And then you end up like Charlie sheen with HIV
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-06-12
This was before the Jews invented HIV, i've got a newspaper from 1910 talking about how a Celebrity got proposed to by 2 separate male celebrities, we don't get that kind of scandal anymore
1 zenicaone 2018-06-12
school shootings though?
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
you know what? point conceded.
1 westofthetracks 2018-06-12
most tragic fall from grace in showbiz history, honestly. they wouldve made a movie out of it if it wasnt so goddamn sad
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-06-12
They should make a movie about Carole Landis being Weinstien'd before it was cool
1 MooseHeckler 2018-06-12
Is I, Fatty a good book?
1 shitINtheCANDYdish 2018-06-12
The original Chris Farley.
1 MG87 2018-06-12
Tom Green also fucked a dead moose
1 dhobi_ka_kutta 2018-06-12
Carlen Electra banged him o_O
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-06-12
While he was wearing a dress dudes got game.
1 MG87 2018-06-12
Best Playboy issue ever
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-06-12
Dude beyond Electra. Guy used to get the hottest pussy around. Period.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-12
It’s more about him trying to buddy up to Kim Jong-un and calling Kim a friend without the backing of the US when he was committing atrocities. He's probably bridged the divide somewhat tho so gotta give him a bit of credit
1 Pablopubes 2018-06-12
Dude’s a piece of shit. I know several girls he’s been a total creep to. He’s not even allowed in most bars in Newport Beach and Costa Mesa now for groping women and being a drunk ass hole. He went to North Korea as a publicity stunt because he’s unemployable.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-06-12
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
Dennis Rodman is known to be a giant piece of shit just in general. You don't have to be "mad" to relay that point. He's a massive jackass.
Now, if some little asian dictator thinks this jackass is his friend and it will help diplomacy out, ship that jackass's as out there. Literally the plot of The Interview
1 gilmore606 2018-06-12
i really like him in Blade
1 modsarethebest 2018-06-12
if they don't want to be groped, why aren't they wearing their hijabs?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
Lmao. A peace treaty was signed, then?
1 froibo 2018-06-12
Something was just signed.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
Is it written in crayon and the blood of poors?
1 froibo 2018-06-12
North Korea can't afford crayons.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
1 loli_esports 2018-06-12
Are you trying to draw attention to the fact you don’t know poor is already plural?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
You must be new.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
1 MG87 2018-06-12
A vague statement was issued but there is no.peace treaty
1 GadolBoobies 2018-06-12
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
😴😴😴😴
1 newprofile15 2018-06-12
Lol if you think Dennis Rodman accomplished anything you're a moron.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-12
He's wearing women's sunglasses but that lip ring, that won't stop jiggling, completely steals the show.
I also enjoyed "When I went home I had to protect everything... I couldn't even go home!"
1 XSCR 2018-06-12
/r/politics on suicide watch
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-12
/r/conservative can't tell what to feel. You can tell the never Trumpers are also on suicide watch, the warhawks are pearl clutching, and the rest are swinging wildly around.
1 spookyguy109 2018-06-12
Neocons and neolibs unequivocally and utterly blown the fuck out. Nominate him for the nobel peace prize already.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-06-12
Not yet. We can mine the drama a bit longer.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
I agree Rodman definitely deserves that nobel 🏆
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-12
Donald Trump is a living proof that sortition > representative democracy. Imagine how much better a truly randomly chosen person would do!
1 trumplethinskins 2018-06-12
We should just hold a fucking lotto for pres in 2020.
1 ATissu 2018-06-12
Trump is the ultimate centrist. Is that proof that centrism is retarded? 🤔😔
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-06-12
Yeah I mostly hate Trump but I like him for this one. Anything that gets those smug fucks all upset is a good thing
1 saddertadder 2018-06-12
This. death to boomer tier necons and neolibs.
1 OptimalDelusion 2018-06-12
It's pretty clear what /r/conservative think if you read any thread... Not sure what you're on about...
1 JumbledFun 2018-06-12
lol I hadn't been there in awhile, I saw "conservatives only" and "Shapiro Conservative" tags. Hilarious
1 SovietWarfare 2018-06-12
Really? Because I'm a regular there and so far people are pretty happy about it.
1 ErictheRedding 2018-06-12
r/the_donald is ready to ship the dems to the NKorean concentration camps and move Kim into the white house.
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-06-12
I like where we are going as a species
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
I never got the Twilight Zone or Planet of the Apes as a kid, but I understand it now. Rod Serling was just the first to know what shit species we are.
1 siskonaut 2018-06-12
This is better than memes. Best timeline.
1 snallygaster 2018-06-12
memes are shit.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-06-12
then ban Ed
1 zergling_Lester 2018-06-12
"ban Ed" is a shitty meme.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-06-12
"ban Ed" is maybe the only real feeling I have in life any more.
If Ed were banned, my life would improve, his life would improve, your life would improve.
Banning Ed means that all those emojis that aren't born yet will never get to commit those crimes and shit up our welfare system. Banning Ed a year ago was dangerously late; at this point, it's criminally malfeasant, and I hold every single mod currently modded responsible.
1 MagicHoudini 2018-06-12
But after that, what would you strive for?
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-06-12
Ban Ed's alts.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-06-12
What if both sides commit to a unilateral removal of Ed?
1 GadolBoobies 2018-06-12
That's exactly what Pizzashill would say.
1 broden 2018-06-12
Ed doesn't actually make anything
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-06-12
Ed makes me sad
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
Ban memes
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-06-12
Reality is the meme, memes are only reality.
1 saddertadder 2018-06-12
snally clean your room.
1 Russiangreyman 2018-06-12
Ok im about ready to throw in the towel and check out. My brain cant handle the dankness of this timeline.
Anyone want the honor of taking me behind the barn to put me down?
1 mcslibbin 2018-06-12
be a man like Spade or Bourdain
1 SpotNL 2018-06-12
Guys I think we should set aside our differences and look at the real pressing issue in the world. Potcoin is THE future for safe and easy pot transactions. Be quick and invest. Don't forget to hodl!!!
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-12
There is a Trump tweet for every occasion!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464217937516040193
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-06-12
this is gold
1 Chicup 2018-06-12
This helps prove time travel is real.
Someone really messed with the timeline. Its the only explanation.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-06-12
If there was time travel, /u/chicup would be using it to go back and diddle everyone when they were kids
1 froibo 2018-06-12
I'm telling you guys, you need to read Divided by Infinity.
Everytime someone says kys we try and fail and the world gets a little bit weirder.
1 loli_esports 2018-06-12
https://imgur.com/EVdeMRP :thinking:
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-12
Dudes an idiot, but he’s done greater for this country than eight years of Obama, eight years of bush, etc.. if the Korea’s unite due to his diplomacy. Mayos are likely gonna hate him due to it being the fb opinion of the week. I think the dudes a degenerate, but I will give credit where credit is due.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
Lmfao.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
literally already better than obamas entire presidency
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
You're proof that not all people with Down Syndrome are nice.
1 Redactor0 2018-06-12
That's unfair. You shouldn't make assumptions like that. I don't believe we've ever cracked out the DSM and done a proper diagnosis of our bogan friend.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
obama did nothing but be black and make stupid people feel progressive by supporting him, he was a neocon and a faggot
trumps already done more and will be remembered as an objectively better president when all is said and done
except in the minds of american hipsters
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
Lmfao. You've had enough fentanyl today, sweaty.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
haha top original jokes but unfortunately for the faggier members here im correct
obama < trump in history books lol
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
That shows just how many history books you have read.
$10 says you'd have been sucking Nixon's cock, too, assuming you caught him on a day he was sober enough to keep it up.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
nixon did the same thing obama did to trump
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
What in blue fuck are you talking about? Lmao.
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
im saying you dont know what youre talking about or even what youre accusing me of
also obama is black nixon with a goofy smile to placate retards
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
I think your comparison of Obama to Nixon is going to be pretty funny once the Mueller investigation finishes
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
you know theyre just going to drag it out until the next election with nothing to show for it right
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
nah man, your daddy is going down within a year tops
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
lol you know they said the exact same shit a year ago right
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
Who said that? Show me someone who said that
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
you want me to quote someone on reddit that said trump would be impeached a year ago? lol did you read reddit at all then
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
Oh I thought you meant someone important not just random internet comments, but to answer your question, no, I don't spend that much time on reddit. Do you still think the investigation is going to get dragged out now that manafort just got arrested?
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
read the last paragraph here, its not even related to trump
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1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
No but manafort is deeply related to him and I think that's the important part. Why'd you link an image and not the article?
1 captainpriapism 2018-06-12
because articles get edited after the fact
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
He's talking about the conspiracy that Obama wire tapped Trump
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-12
Which is plainly nonsense. Trump shouldn't have been talking to foreign agents of he didn't want to get swept up in routine surveillance.
1 manerewegoagain 2018-06-12
Oh I know it is, I'm not braindead
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-12
He played basketball with Lil Kim and possibly engaged in some buttstuff I don’t know what you mean by he’s done greater for this country than Obama bush etc?
1 khalcutta 2018-06-12
Curious, what do you think hes done better in 1,5 years than Obamas 8, besides riding The high of Obamas policies? Unemployment was going down during Obama, The economy was going up. This is not just happening in The US but all over the West where nations are coming back after the crash in 09. Trump has spent 1/3 of his precidency on a golf resort, he doesnt get anything done in the morning and in the evening he watches Fox. He still havent gotten rid of the "terrible" Obama care and replaced it with something "much better". Dont tell me you bought into his lies that he inherited a mess?
Obama wanted peace talks with N. Korea but The republicans and Fox News heavily critizied him saying we Dont cozy up with dictators. Theres plenty of footage on Youtube. Now its the best thing ever.
During Obamas precidency the congress was run by republicans. And they said they would turn down any bill he or the democrats wanted to pass.
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
Obama was our hero. The one thing standing between us and the fentanyl addled hordes of the barbarian hinterlands of middle America. Now he is gone, it's like the sack of Rome by the German barbarians.
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-12
It’s foxes fault reeeeeeeeeeeee
1 oxct_ 2018-06-12
this but unironically
1 Dropperneck 2018-06-12
I posted that unironicically though
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-06-12
I actually believe Rodman was a CIA plant. Nah I'm not saying he's some highly trained asset, just a crazy famous dude who needed cash. So they sent him in. Worse case scenario he gets captured, tortured then killed, no big loss. Who cares about Rodman.
Better yet, if he's actually successful no one would give him the credit. So yeah it appears the movie Double Team was based on true events.
1 LuniWin 2018-06-12
Fuck every Hillary voter for trying to deny us this timeline.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-12
The Republicans would have impeached Clinton for meeting with Kim like that. That would've been pretty exciting too.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
No other president was dumb enough to go meet them so they could sign a pointless letter of intent.
They've been trying to meet with a sitting US president for years.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-12
Lol, if Obama had even tried to meet with Kim like that the Republicans would have impeached him and all the people pushing for Trump to get a Nobel would be screaming for Obama be hung for treason, lmao.
1 pizzashill 2018-06-12
There's a reason sitting US presidents don't meet with NK. It isn't good for your image to be seen sucking up to Asian Hitler.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-06-12
I know that. All the dopes stroking off to this shit and calling you a retard would agree with you if the president had a D after their name.
1 watermark02 2018-06-12
I am torn between my hatred of Trump and my tankie leanings tbh.
🤔🤔🤔
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1 double-happiness 2018-06-12
Fuck it, good for him. Maybe he should have a cry-off with those other great blubberers, Jordan Memerson and Paul Gascoigne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcVgAlVSArA
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-06-12
We already know that Rodman is part of the NWO. Why does it suprise anyone he is able to broker peace between world powers?
1 broden 2018-06-12
I want Kim Jon Un to dunk on Seth Rogan and James Franco when he visits the US.
How would he do it?
1 MG87 2018-06-12
Hes too short and fat to dunk
1 broden 2018-06-12
fuck off Seth
1 MG87 2018-06-12
Cry moar pussy