/u/Pizzashill's first open mic night.

50  2018-06-12 by TheRealTrueDarkLord

42 comments

/u/Pizzashill tell me a joke.

He has full mental capacity.

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/u/ed_butteredtoast you got a new fan

Well heโ€™s my brother, so it runs in the family.

How was the brothers butteredtoast's childhood?

Oh the usual, losing an arm and a leg during a transmutation prank gone wrong gone sexual in the hood.

Just usual, boring childhood stuff I guess

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

Snapshots:

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I didn't know Snapshillbot was Lisa Lampenelli this whole time.

So...this thing is sentient.

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๐Ÿ˜‰ Hi Al

What is this?

It's /u/pizzashill, who else?

Pizza lampinelli

Pizza Lampiceli

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I like obese women. The bigger the better.

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more material for my woman suit

If it's soy it'll have more burnspots than burl wood and tan to an orange leafy crisp.

I like... women

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fag

Your mother molested you โ˜น

My mom doesn't have an ounce of fattitude in her unlike you soymayo self-hating fags.

Hence why you like obese women.

I don't know about you guys, but that's not quite the caliber of stand-up I expect at a high-school auditorium comedy night.

Oh my god she has the blue hair and the soccor mom haircut, its like finding out the guy running the anti gay camp is a gold member on grindr, do these people try and be stereotypes on purpose?

She's a washed up "insult comic" who realized you never have to write material when you can just make your entire act out of lazy stereotypes. Actually now that I think about it if you don't know who she is just continue about your day

She summed up the experience: 'I'm an insult comic, everybody was having fun, and honestly, if you want me to be 100% serious, when one guy does that, the other people who paid money really don't have the same enjoyment.

She stormed out half an hour into an hour long show

As she noted: 'I liked that video, though, 'cause I looked really skinny. So everybody - that's what really counts. I'm a skinny b****.'

lol she had gastric bypass surgery

this is the most attention she's received in years!

Would almost think this was deliberate...

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Jesus, she is looking rough. I guess that is what fading into irrelevance does to you.

What do you expect 56 year old mayo to look like?

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oh cool i wanted to have a headache

Women are funny, deal with it!

Ok can I hijack this top thread for a sec:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8qhksf/srsposting_to_rescue_future_shiteposting_on_the/?st=jibhp49t&sh=3bb876ea

That thing only showed up on 2nd page lmao!

Very important though - EU tries to pass new internet copyright laws that could eliminate fair use (to such an extent even meme images could be targeted) and protect journalists from being linked.

EU members threatened and pressured to vote in favor.

Alright back to how nazis were also a type of socialists

Who is that?

She went fucking nuts after she dropped the LBS.

Fake news. It's not "REEEEEEE FEMOIDS REEEEEEEE"

"She's one of those angry cunts who's fucking awful."

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD wow what an amazing "insult comedian"

She had the audience back at the start and then went full retard and lost everyone. Shit happens...