I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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you shouldn't be proud of this

respect

thanks for awakening my cocktail waitress fetish, dude

someone link the pics so i dont have to go find them.

Hi, I'm the filthy subhuman stripper lady. Wanna link to muh twitter? here she blows in all her uggo fat whale glory

Jesus Christ. How do you get any dances at all? Chubby chasers?

That's a North Texas 7, don't get all uppity cuckasaurus-rex.

Am from North Texas. She's probably closer to a six. Depending on the tramp stamp I assume she has, she could make it to an 8.

no stamp

What are you, some kind of prude?

I'm getting a lot of enjoyment out of this thread. I've been laughing quite a bit, so thank you for that.

Have you thought about a stamp? If so, what would you get?

Right now I'm focusing on losing weight. Afterwards I'd consider a full back piece, no stamp. Before I'd do that, I'd finish my nerd sleeve that's in honor of my brother who died in 2010.

full back piece

Hot.

I want a really detailed dragon, like super colorful and detailed.

A pretty dragon or a scary dragon? If you know what I mean.

A pretty dragon. A girl dragon

Surrounded by flowers, or birds, or maybe clouds?

-takes notes-

-gets slut essence all over notebook-

Lady, I was born and raised around white trash sluts. I can tell you everything you need to know.

Sorry, important question, chinese style dragon, or western style dragon? Both are hot, I am just trying to build a visual.

Based on these, though I can't choose a color pattern

Personally, I would choose either a slightly lighter shade of the Amethyst, or the black violet peacock with pink highlights instead of that blue color. You've got nice pale skin, and you want a dark color to contrast.

I went with 7 assuming the standard stat bonus one receives under strip club lighting.

But we don't know if there is a C-section scar which impacts overall score.

Oh yeah, strip club lighting helps. If there is a scar, a decorative tattoo accentuating it also helps.

I can't look at the picture too long without stroking out. Is there a facial piercing? That also raises the score on the trashy scale.

Personality helps as well. If she can make you believe she's genuinely interested then she'll make money.

But OP is retarded, dudes will fuck anything; ex. Hillary Clinton.

She's a SWERF. She hates sex and men.

No way that was a woman.

I bet 2 lap dances that was an ugly dude who gets all weird with strippers and thinks he's gonna turn one of them.

Captain Save a Ho at it again. Oh, please, save me, Captain! That'll be $300.

Upon further reflection I don't think he's a Captain Save-A-Ho, he's just your standard personality deficient millennial incel.

I'm sure its rough when someone you pay to feign interest can't be bothered.

Personality is key. Lonely white trash guys will do anything for a woman who shows the smallest amount of kindness.

my wife is fatter than this. and now you know why I rent her out

Yes and a shit load of Black guys. Like so so many you have no idea. But they probably won't be my customers for much longer. I've lost 75 pounds so far. Used to like 240, now 180. Fat for a strip club is 150ish.

I'm sorry that a large percentage of my customers are black? Like over half?

I'm describing my clients. Its a fact that most of them are black. You call people faggots, cunts, whales, fatties, etc but I got you upset because I mentioned that my clients are black. Okay.

So now you go from me being racist to making generalizations about all black people. Alright.

is he wrong tho? :thinking emoji:

yawn

fat white pussy is cheap

Where is the lie tho, sweet brown bussy is where it's at

blowjobs in the lapdance room

You're not seriously thinking that my real name is Faye Fahreheit, are you?

Faye Celsius?

Pikachu

Ugh

That's raichu you pleb! jk

Goddamit, where were you back when i suggested that the fat strippers were the best ones to hang with.

Cause i think you would have proved my point all by yourself.

I have zero hang-ups about sex.

Hmmmmm.....

/u/LawrenceCatNeedsHelp won the battle as OP has deleted their account.