On a more serious note, I feel like fat girls are a great untapped resource when it comes to sexual intercourse. The thing to keep in mind is that there are different grades of fat girls. The stereotypical "pigs" are to be avoided at all costs. These are the ones who have waved a white flag at life. You know the ones; mustard stained sweatpants, greasy hair, acne so bad you could rock climb up her back. Steer clear of these defeated monstrosities. What you want to find is a well maintained fat girl. One who looks like she used to be smoking hot back in middle school. She's well dressed, hair smells like kiwi, and the fur around her vagina is impressively landscaped. Her only real flaw is her unquenchable desire for foods high in cholesterol and saturated fats. This type of girl is easily obtainable. A mere smile and hello is usually all it takes to get her in the sack. Occasionally you may have to buy her a basket of chili cheese fries, but it's still cheaper than a prostitute. Not to mention that sex with a fat girl is statistically safer. Take for instance this porker I was boning last weekend. It felt so good that I couldn't help it and I came inside her. I apologized and offered to pay for an abortion but it turns out I was fucking her belly button the whole time. Bonus.
Man, you are salty as hell about the fact that I am happy with myself, losing weight, and feeling better than ever. The only thing that'll suck about reaching my goal weight is not getting to make you mad anymore baby.
Gotta love that tight cocktail dress wearing woman who gets paid because guys think she looks good who shits on the strippers because they get paid for looking good. Awesome. You do you boo.
7 comments
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-06-12
Mmmmm... has strip club turned into fight club?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-12
https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpussies/comments/5wuij1/andrea_uk_any_love_for_an_album/
/u/TheEquimanthorn's fav 😂😂
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-06-12
🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-06-12
https://media1.giphy.com/media/77R3gnfdwA360/giphy.gif
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-12
OwO
1 shitpost953 2018-06-12
https://www.reddit.com/user/Eds_Disappointed_Dad
rip
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-06-12
The way I know this account isn't real, is the fact that Ed clearly doesn't have a father, or any parents what so ever.
1 GunOfSod 2018-06-12
No parthenogenesis shaming.
1 HumbertHumbertTekken 2018-06-12
On a more serious note, I feel like fat girls are a great untapped resource when it comes to sexual intercourse. The thing to keep in mind is that there are different grades of fat girls. The stereotypical "pigs" are to be avoided at all costs. These are the ones who have waved a white flag at life. You know the ones; mustard stained sweatpants, greasy hair, acne so bad you could rock climb up her back. Steer clear of these defeated monstrosities. What you want to find is a well maintained fat girl. One who looks like she used to be smoking hot back in middle school. She's well dressed, hair smells like kiwi, and the fur around her vagina is impressively landscaped. Her only real flaw is her unquenchable desire for foods high in cholesterol and saturated fats. This type of girl is easily obtainable. A mere smile and hello is usually all it takes to get her in the sack. Occasionally you may have to buy her a basket of chili cheese fries, but it's still cheaper than a prostitute. Not to mention that sex with a fat girl is statistically safer. Take for instance this porker I was boning last weekend. It felt so good that I couldn't help it and I came inside her. I apologized and offered to pay for an abortion but it turns out I was fucking her belly button the whole time. Bonus.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-06-12
With that username I'd assume you'd prefer the current middle schooler over the former one
1 HumbertHumbertTekken 2018-06-12
I picked my username because of you it's a parody of your previous account. I was a lurker but rarely posted here.
1 LawrenceCatNeedsHelp 2018-06-12
Man, you are salty as hell about the fact that I am happy with myself, losing weight, and feeling better than ever. The only thing that'll suck about reaching my goal weight is not getting to make you mad anymore baby.
Gotta love that tight cocktail dress wearing woman who gets paid because guys think she looks good who shits on the strippers because they get paid for looking good. Awesome. You do you boo.