I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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are you the dabbing retard or the pillow humping incel?

I feel like this is most likely some dare by his bros or something he had to do cuz he lost a bet, but I so deeply want to believe this brave autist took his waifu to graduation

Did the pillow get a diploma?

Nico Nico nii~!!!

Isn't that /u/yametteoniichan's waifu?

I like how they called his jackoff pillow a 'hug' pillow. Hopefully he washed it before the ceremony.

NICO IS PURE. SHE IS NOT FOR WANKING, BUT FOR HUGGING.

NOT FOR LEWDS! HEADPATS ONLY

95% of people just hug them, dude. Not even weebs want to hug a cum-stained pillow

Sure

Forget the hug pillow can we talk about those morons who somehow fell asleep on their elbow right after getting their diploma?

With a pillow in your left hand and a diploma in your right hand you no longer have any free hands. This is where my large hands make me the clear winner. If your hands are small put on some gloves so the rest of us don't have to look at them.

Pomona

That explains it

Shame he chose such a trash waifu.

Should have been Megumin or Shinobu.

megumeme

Bottom of the barrel trash. Shinobu is pretty cute though.

Megumin? What kind of Rita rip-off is that?

Anime_irl

looks like fantano

I thought this was from China. What the hell California, y'all building some new railroad or something?