If You Really Love LGBTQ People, You Just Can’t Keep Eating Chick-fil-A

32  2018-06-13 by WeWuzKANG5

45 comments

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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What a relevant post for /r/politics!

Some reeeeeee-branding:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpjkt/

A brave user biologically has it beaten:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lqh8c/

The CEO is coming over to our side, methinks:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpluh/

The soy take:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpjdb/

Rare logic:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lr1t8/

Don't worry they employ some gays:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq7hx/

Just write a yelp review:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq61d/

Super hot take:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq57w/

Molten hot take:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lql5x/

Politics and chicken, 2018:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lr3c4/

BRAVE:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq0jj/

Getting braver:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lqyya/

Someone is in the wrong thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpewn/

Wat

Millennial logic is awesome. Why vote, it changes nothing? The real way to make change is to not eat a particular chicken sandwich.

Wow, this is my favorite thing I’ve read today.

Why vote, it changes I'm not going eat a particular chicken sandwich, because, ew, carbs.

Me IRL

That's a pretty dumb call out. Those are consistent beliefs.

"Why vote, whoever has money has more power anyway."

"The only real way to make change is to control who gets money, so don't give your money to the anti-gay guy."

Just because its consistent doesn't mean its good logic.

Chick Fil A generates more revenue than any other fast food chain in the US and they're open less days/hours. Do you really think a handful of poor fags not buying chicken sandwiches is going to affect the Koch's?

Voting has a much higher probability and much wider range of impact than not buying waffle fries.

But you go on and do you, I have no right to tell you how to spend your parents money.

garbage clickbait from huffpost

millennials reee

Lol these people crossposting the article even to mock help in getting it popular.

Why cut down on meat consumption or anything I do on a daily basis? Let's focus on plastic straws!

If you really love children, you just can't keep buying Nike.

buys clothes made in sweatshop

What if I just want to support sweatshops?

AnCaps get such a bad rap these days. I just don't get the hate. If those children didn't want to become slave labor they should have stayed the fuck off my lawn.

They violated the NAP.

Blatantly!

Sexually

Stupid sexy Flanders

Ah, I see you too support the global poor

But what if I love children so much I want their blood, sweat, and tears to go into every shoe that I wear.

Chick fi la is the only fast food I tolerate.

I like Fazoli's too.

Pounding bussy bareback all night works up an appetite that only a spicy chicken sandwich and waffle fries can satiate tho

Blessedpost

I'm a fan of democracy, but it's not going to stop me from eating at Burger King

u/cindylouwhovian has the right idea.

Here we fucking go with this stupid bullshit again.

u/ClownholeContingency doesn't

Not eating Chick-Fil-A because their owner hates gays? Yes kween slaaaay!

Complaining about the rightful Queen of this country not taking her throne? Get that shit outta here!

The buns are intentionally bland

The chicken is unremarkable

The toppings are non existent.

If you really love chicken you should not eat at chick-fil-a

The single most over hyped shit chain restaurant.

The second statement is a chicken lickin' lie.

Popeyes is better in every way.

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What if you hate LGBT and Chik-fil-A?

Truly in the center.

Then you're unable to fit into a Reddit mantra and are hereby dubbed "Chicken Centrist"

Feed it to a gay person

I dont love gay people because traps are straight. Checkmate sandwich artists

This makes me want Chik-Fil-A.

It's the best marketing they've gotten.

u/Lantur being i hate lgbtq people how much chic-fil-a do I need to eat to truly show my disdain for these mentally ill people

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

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Still can't accept that you're gay yet, huh. I know it's painful, but once you embrace your love of cocksucking you'll be a lot less cranky.

HA HA A CATAMITE IS LAUGHABLE

true story.

went to CFA back in the early 00's, it was next to blockbuster.

Only went once.

Waffle fries were cold, and the chicken sandwich had a chewy bit in it.

0/10

chewy bits in chicken are from satan, and any restaurant found with chewy bits in its chicken is to be branded an awful restaurant.

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