I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Just because its consistent doesn't mean its good logic.
Chick Fil A generates more revenue than any other fast food chain in the US and they're open less days/hours. Do you really think a handful of poor fags not buying chicken sandwiches is going to affect the Koch's?
Voting has a much higher probability and much wider range of impact than not buying waffle fries.
But you go on and do you, I have no right to tell you how to spend your parents money.
AnCaps get such a bad rap these days. I just don't get the hate. If those children didn't want to become slave labor they should have stayed the fuck off my lawn.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-13
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-13
told you /u/kippot
1 kippot 2018-06-13
Aww shit 😥
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-13
What a relevant post for /r/politics!
Some reeeeeee-branding:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpjkt/
A brave user biologically has it beaten:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lqh8c/
The CEO is coming over to our side, methinks:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpluh/
The soy take:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpjdb/
Rare logic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lr1t8/
Don't worry they employ some gays:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq7hx/
Just write a yelp review:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq61d/
Super hot take:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq57w/
Molten hot take:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lql5x/
Politics and chicken, 2018:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lr3c4/
BRAVE:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lq0jj/
Getting braver:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lqyya/
Someone is in the wrong thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/if_you_really_love_lgbtq_people_you_just_cant/e0lpewn/
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-13
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/comment/e0ltv3h?st=JIDBQZ2N&sh=85b8f184
1 AggressionSsb 2018-06-13
Wat
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-13
Millennial logic is awesome. Why vote, it changes nothing? The real way to make change is to not eat a particular chicken sandwich.
1 imjustheretohangout 2018-06-13
Wow, this is my favorite thing I’ve read today.
1 Nopepole 2018-06-13
Me IRL
1 lickedTators 2018-06-13
That's a pretty dumb call out. Those are consistent beliefs.
"Why vote, whoever has money has more power anyway."
"The only real way to make change is to control who gets money, so don't give your money to the anti-gay guy."
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-13
Just because its consistent doesn't mean its good logic.
Chick Fil A generates more revenue than any other fast food chain in the US and they're open less days/hours. Do you really think a handful of poor fags not buying chicken sandwiches is going to affect the Koch's?
Voting has a much higher probability and much wider range of impact than not buying waffle fries.
But you go on and do you, I have no right to tell you how to spend your parents money.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-13
Lol these people crossposting the article even to mock help in getting it popular.
1 rnjbond 2018-06-13
Why cut down on meat consumption or anything I do on a daily basis? Let's focus on plastic straws!
1 SilverMars 2018-06-13
If you really love children, you just can't keep buying Nike.
buys clothes made in sweatshop
1 KillAllCentrists 2018-06-13
What if I just want to support sweatshops?
1 SilverMars 2018-06-13
/r/Anarcho_Capitalism
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-06-13
AnCaps get such a bad rap these days. I just don't get the hate. If those children didn't want to become slave labor they should have stayed the fuck off my lawn.
1 SilverMars 2018-06-13
They violated the NAP.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-06-13
Blatantly!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-13
Sexually
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-06-13
Stupid sexy
Flanders1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2018-06-13
Ah, I see you too support the global poor
1 Tzcar 2018-06-13
But what if I love children so much I want their blood, sweat, and tears to go into every shoe that I wear.
1 aqouta 2018-06-13
Chick fi la is the only fast food I tolerate.
1 LightUmbra 2018-06-13
I like Fazoli's too.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-13
Pounding bussy bareback all night works up an appetite that only a spicy chicken sandwich and waffle fries can satiate tho
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2018-06-13
Blessedpost
1 Pepperglue 2018-06-13
u/cindylouwhovian has the right idea.
u/ClownholeContingency doesn't
Not eating Chick-Fil-A because their owner hates gays? Yes kween slaaaay!
Complaining about the rightful Queen of this country not taking her throne? Get that shit outta here!
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-06-13
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8qsvw0/comment/e0ltv3h?st=JIDBQZ2N&sh=85b8f184
1 but-uh 2018-06-13
The buns are intentionally bland
The chicken is unremarkable
The toppings are non existent.
If you really love chicken you should not eat at chick-fil-a
The single most over hyped shit chain restaurant.
1 Ihurtinside 2018-06-13
The second statement is a chicken lickin' lie.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2018-06-13
Popeyes is better in every way.
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1 jaredschaffer27 2018-06-13
What if you hate LGBT and Chik-fil-A?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-13
Truly in the center.
1 Ihurtinside 2018-06-13
Then you're unable to fit into a Reddit mantra and are hereby dubbed "Chicken Centrist"
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-06-13
Feed it to a gay person
1 telandrias 2018-06-13
I dont love gay people because traps are straight. Checkmate sandwich artists
1 Ihurtinside 2018-06-13
This makes me want Chik-Fil-A.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-13
It's the best marketing they've gotten.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-06-13
u/Lantur being i hate lgbtq people how much chic-fil-a do I need to eat to truly show my disdain for these mentally ill people
1 Chick-fil-A_spellbot 2018-06-13
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-06-13
Homophobic bot
1 threepyskake 2018-06-13
Still can't accept that you're gay yet, huh. I know it's painful, but once you embrace your love of cocksucking you'll be a lot less cranky.
1 TRANSPHOBOS 2018-06-13
HA HA A CATAMITE IS LAUGHABLE
1 wayback000 2018-06-13
true story.
went to CFA back in the early 00's, it was next to blockbuster.
Only went once.
Waffle fries were cold, and the chicken sandwich had a chewy bit in it.
0/10
chewy bits in chicken are from satan, and any restaurant found with chewy bits in its chicken is to be branded an awful restaurant.
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