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being black is pretty bad, so he's right

Anybody who actually thinks you need to break the law to be paranoid of cops has never passed a cop on the road and triple checked their speed to make sure you're not going 41 in a 40.

Probably because lots of cops are egomaniacal douche bags

That's especially likely to happen when you're driving.

They are talking about how they're paranoid when they hear police sirens in songs

There's one part where the police sirens in the song throw people off because they think it's an actual police siren, and then there's another part about being paranoid when you hear the siren and think it's real.

Or eaten pizza in a Vonn's parking lot while waiting for a friend to go to the ATM.

Or tried to camp out by a lake in Mississippi.

Or tried to sleep legally in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Coventry, Rhode Island

Or tried to drop a friend off at her suburban house without using a turn signal

Blue lives objectively don't matter

Sounds like white people stuff. Police only target minorities.

REEEEEEEEEE POLICE

notallcops

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thanks fam, preciate it

That's breaking the law.

/u/rhyme_ocerus has another theory https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8qtmgo/comment/e0lyfpo/

I think Ed's stepdad is a cop, or maybe he was raped by a bad apple

shoots a "dindu"

lil piggy: but i DINDU NUFFIN!!

oh how the turn tables

Most of the people are bpt are not old enough to drive

How does police boot taste?

I mean, they shot a guy through his garage door after seeing him holster his gun and close the door.

Redditors are afraid of authority figures because they're mostly kids and don't have any power. It's very scary for them, I'm sure you understand.

When I was a kid I had a katana. Fine beach steal, gold alloy guard and pomel, there was a ruby in the hilt. I slew all who challenged me with it. I was power!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8o0rm3/comment/e002jcq?context=1

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no u cry

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But you never said that I was crying so how can i "no u cry" you? 🤔

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r/Fellowkids

he shits on young people but desperately wants to be liked by them as well. it's sad

I definitely just like making fun of them. It's literally what makes reddit so dumb and entertaining, and drama is entertaining because of that. If it were a bunch of people in their 30s with normal jobs, the website wouldn't be so trainwreck-y and fun to laugh at

Get with the times, kid

I bet the guy fucking ur mom is a cop

Redditors are afraid of authority figures because they're mostly kids and don't have any power.

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is habitually intolerant may constantly accuse other people of being intolerant. It incorporates blame shifting.

According to some research, the projection of one's unconscious qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.

Or it's because the average redditor isn't older than like 25 and everyone is anti authority in their teens and early twenties

Hmm

ok out of curiosity, how old are you? you seem to be some kind of wise old sage

1. It's pretty hard to be an edgelord when you haven't shitposted from your parents house since GWB's first term.

But it's super easy to laugh at reddit kids' politics

oh so you're like 32 then lmao wow ur so cool for being like totally old, teach me the secret of your ways sensai

Why? Just laugh at edgy kids trying to show THE MAN, who's boss. It's not hard. Click the link, chuckle at them stomping their feet.

Just laugh at edgy kids

I'd rather be an edgy kid than a pathetic old loser, stalking a site for young people then talking down to them

tfw you're so desperate to defend kids being edgelords you think 36 is old

Do you like Pokemon too

when I turn 36 if I'm still arguing semantics with strangers on the internet, I'm going to unironically jump off a cliff

serious, go procreate before you lose the last remaining testosterone in that wrinkly old body

I'm just laughing at kids mad at authority, don't over think it

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So have you begun stocking up on those 'life begins at' books up yet?

be you

36yo oldfag

laugh at youngling retards

feel euphoric

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no u cry

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How badly do you have to fuck your life up to be browsing a forum dedicated to internet drama at the age of 36?

Badly, but I've been laughing at people spazzing out online since my first AOL CD. Why stop?

(Full disclosure, I still watch tv and go to bars and eat pizza, it's crazy)

Suicide is still an option. There would be more shame in not chosing it

Over bars and pizza? Weird choice

If bars and pizza are the highlight of your life at 36, then there really is no excuse to not neck yourself

lmao this is very serious business to you

Cull the herd

Yikes you must be new, Im not as old as the parent commenter, but shitposting and shitflinging is a long time internet tradition.

if you think that's bad, wait until you hear about people who post in /r/politics, /r/the_donald or /r/subredditdrama.

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is habitually intolerant may constantly accuse other people of being intolerant. It incorporates blame shifting.

According to some research, the projection of one's unconscious qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.

when track 1 is about being unjustly persecuted by the police and judges, and track 2 is about dealing cocaine and gang wars.

Juts innocent people who dindu nuffin

Nikolas Cruz?

I mean, police are trash, but why are white larpers triggered by siren sounds?

BPT posters when they see the rozzers

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r u fat Ed?

https://i.imgur.com/XGTsjOw.jpg

I wish I was his toilet seat for a day, damn.

I was hotboxing in a parking lot one night and straight up ran into the woods lmao.

What am I doing with my life?

Wait, you're that guy who was going ballistic in /r/comedycemetery over a SpongeBob meme.

yikes!

Is it just me, or is that sub literally just /r/MemesThatOffendMe now?

Theres actually data that shows black people shoot whites way more than vice versa but if you post the stats on some subs the links get the comments automatically shadowbanned.

What's that got to do with police sirens on songs 🤔

Black people afraid of sirens for no reason other than propaganda

Cops aren't a race you aggressive retard

Philando Castile would like a word

I was like, "this dude honestly has to be trolling"

apparently not, because what he posted here isn't even close to the dumbest shit he's ever said lol

You honestly think blacks arent scared of being pulled over despite the fact that whites are pulled over more?

Do you even grammar bro? That was a nonsensical question.

Oh a 4d galaxy brain poster. Imagine my shawk

saying you are afraid of the cops because you are such a ruthless psychopath gangster the cops can smell it is how i know you are in middle school, thank you

If yaz dindu nuffin, y iz u sced

u/G-San83

Why would a siren scare a middle class white kid like yourself?