You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Tesla isn't a job, it's a calling

Space Jesus worked him over well

Take me to mars.
I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
I want you to show me things I've never felt before.

My last relationship failed because I needed space.
I know what that means now.
I need you to take me to space.
I feel so high when I'm with you, Elon.
Most guys blow their load once and theyre done.
But not you, Elon,
Your thrusters are reusable.

We shouldn't rush into things though.
Space isn't a race.
there's no finish line.
We won't have to wait until night to see the stars because we'll be among them.
Don't leave me, Elon,
I don't wanna become your Space X.

Nice

Oc?

Nah. 😁 Found it on r/copypasta 🤣

Figures, pasta central

r/bestofCP is the better sub tho tbh 😋

Cheers 😃

Clearly

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I lost my job recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever fired me was more happy to get rid of me than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

Well, at least xir didn't pull off a Manning.

Sad!

at least he didn't pull off a Brady

Sux man. I would give my left ball to contribute something to Tesla. At least in a few years you can say you helped one of the greatest mind/company achieve their goal :)

This can't be real. What the fuck

Lol same company which is currently one of the most shorted stocks on the market too

Ouch. Someone lost a LOT of money in the last couple weeks.

That someone was not me. I last talked about how I was up like 15%, now I'm up 40%. EZ money from the space tendie god.

I believe in the dude figuring it out long term but I read a decent write up recently that the company will have profitability issues in the next couple years

They pretty much need to be profitable by Q3 this year or they're kinda fucked, but that's supposed to happen if they reach production goals on model 3 which they're vaguely on track to do.

Who fucking knows, but I'm also up about 40% so thanks Papa elon

Yeah but how much of that is just r/wallstreetbets posters' autism?

Well...

People trying to make money by predicting Tesla's rise/demise are absolute morons. The shares are overvalued, but they're being propped up by faith at the consumer and stockholder level that shows no sign of disappearing.

theres been a 15 year campaign to tarnish Steve Jobs and he never threatened to colonize Mars. if you think it will be easy to take Elon down a few pegs you might want to dig in for the 30 year march

Or just sit back and let Elon keep missing deadlines. People complain that NASA changes it's missions and goals every 8 years, when the private sector space companies do it annually.

I can't wait until Tesla goes out of business and the cult of Musk becomes a suicide cult.

meh

he's still got spaceX, boring company, solar city, etc

he aint going anywhere even if tesla goes tits up. Besides tesla would likely get bout out anyway, not just die

SolarCity went. He used Tesla to bail it out.

fucking coporate brainwashing, thats what it is

americans are SOOO fucking propogandized it aint even funny

Elon should build an incinerator power plant where people can apply to incinerate themselves for the glory of Elon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYN5XpWzpM

Once the company consistently posts profitability all that will come back. Hell of a ride.

Now I understand the meaning of being a wagecuck. This man is completely taken in by Space Jesus.

sucking dick on the internet trying to get his job back or some sympathy, whatever happened to the CEO being a faceless evil man?

I lost my job recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever fired me was more happy to get rid of me than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

How do you lose a job as a Male on Male escort

*bussy

Butthole?

Bussy=butthole

Yeah bud, but I didn't say bussy I said butthole for a reason.

Americans

The preferred nomenclature is Ameriburger

Or Amerifats.

Or Fatburgers

Ameritard.

I think they indoctrinate having inordinate loyalty to your employer, and really sucking off the CEO, with that pledge to consumerism and guns they teach at high school. Honestly I've seen that too much with American companies, and the employees acting like every CEO is Space Jesus.

Tell that to the employees of Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin, McLaren, etc.

What a fucking dweeb lol

Lol, he prepped that bull.

I went to college with Ben Norton. He got hit by a car once if that makes any of y’all feel better.

Unironically Munsk company is doing important things, so i given them a pass.

I agree with about 50% of that

mmm, daddy Elon, your cum feels so good in my ass - /u/gyrotur

Burning investor cash could be seen as important.

Musk company is doing important things

this motherfucker is literally hank scorpio lmao

Yeah being propped up by goverment gibs,

Can I get a wewlad?

WEWLAD

Launching garbage into space to help libertarians cum isn’t doing important things

Are you implying that employment is a right? I'm Canadian and that's the most socialist thing I've ever heard.

God I love the smell of salty ludites in the morning.

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn... But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

Kevin in a nutshell.

A 1984 reference? On Reddit?

Its the only book most redditors read, aside from Harry Potter.

That's the joke

I was agreeing with you there, bud.

🤬🤬🤬🤬

too bad we're both autistic

Autistic? On Reddit?

I'm fairly certain most of the people making 1984 references haven't read it.

It’s insane how often newspeak gets misunderstood in trash analogies

He took it from the first twitter reply

Sea of Glass was better.

Only thing worse than these eternally grinning corporate homunculi are twitter communists.

This is self cucking tbh. Dude has less spine than a jellyfish

volcuck

I lost my job recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever fired me was more happy to get rid of me than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

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Imagine caring this much about some stupid rich guy.

Fucks sake Elon, I'm trying to not be a commie here

I lost my job recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever fired me was more happy to get rid of me than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

these slaves probably all own shares or options so it shouldn’t be surprising they’re boosting the company

One less mayo with a job, im not complaining 👏👏

I feel like he does some pretty sweet drugs