This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
[β]michaelkelso321 1 point 3 hours ago
I'm autistic, yet your whole life revolves around replying to every comment on this thread constantly. Stop trolling
No, seriously. You have a shitty personality and are completely and utterly argumentative moron who keep's coming back for more. Listen to what people are saying as far as that douche bag chin strap beard.
SHAVE. IT. OFF.
Go out and find a place to get your hair cut. Talk to the stylist and get some suggestions and work with them on getting a better cut than that 4th grade "mommy picks my hair cuts" look.
Get the fuck outside and start running/walking during the day time. The exercise will be good, the vitamin D will help your overall mood and getting a little color doesn't hurt either instead of being pale as Ed's mayo dick.
Get a set gym routine and keep doing it. Those first few weeks are going to be ass due to being sore. Suck it up and keep pushing through it, it will be better in the end.
Learn to cook healthier meals for yourself and drink more water. Water keeps your skin hydrated and helps keeping it moisturized and looking good. Also, head over to /r/Skincare
Last, stop fucking arguing with everyone, calling them wrong, when you ask for their help. That is 100% full stop guaranteed way to have people think you are a little prick. Learn to accept the criticism and not take it as some kind of personal attack against you. You will lead a MISERABLE fucking life thinking that way.
You could dwell on the past like a loser or forge yourself a new future like a winner. Oh who am I kidding, you're too afraid to shave that monstrosity of a beard off, you're just stuck being a loser. Try gin, it helps.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-14
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
K.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-06-14
Just keep trying. effortposting leads to success, that's how I got Darqwolff to become my live-in French maid.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What if you're dealing with ComedicSins, though?
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-06-14
/u/ComedicSans
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I already know who he is. I was asking how I get him to like me.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Lmao.
Maybe you should sperg out for 50 more PMs and make more ridiculous threats to have the subreddit shut down π€‘ π€‘ π€‘
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What do you mean?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Lol
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Okay.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-06-14
Isn't that the point of r/drama.
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
Ooh! Post PMs pls π
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
I will tomorrow. Remind me.
1 kippot 2018-06-14
Or I will, this sounds like a good read
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I will, but if you want to see them now, PM me.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I can show you them now.
1 Stuntman119 2018-06-14
Post bussy on the regular. Nobody ever does it, so I'm convinced it's the key to instant success.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Whatever that means.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
π π π
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Okay.
1 Awayfone 2018-06-14
Exhibit A , he might be right
1 istural 2018-06-14
Have you considered that he might be correct in this assumption when he mods /r/drama ?
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
How do you mod a subreddit? It's not a person.
1 istural 2018-06-14
I like to think of /r/drama as one autistic entity, sorta like a highly autistic hive mind, that canβt agree with itself and reeeees uncontrollably.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Rees, or Reese's Pieces?
1 HebrewHeadwear 2018-06-14
Have you not heard of /u/eva_unit_hung?
1 Stuntman119 2018-06-14
Yup, I guess I missed those threads. I haven't been active here for a few months.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-06-14
are you asking for more, faggot?
1 Stuntman119 2018-06-14
yes
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-06-14
yes pls ilu
1 rbdjk 2018-06-14
Just be gay
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I'm not gay, so what is another way to get ComedicSins to like me?
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-06-14
Pretend to be gay.
1 rbdjk 2018-06-14
exactly - even if they expect you to be lying, they just cant help themselves...
1 Femicide 2018-06-14
Post. Bussy.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What's that?
1 Femicide 2018-06-14
posting in /r/drama
not knowing what bussy is.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I'm new here.
1 Awayfone 2018-06-14
No excuse
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
It's a fact.
1 kippot 2018-06-14
The absolute state of /drama in the summer of current year, shameful shit
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-06-14
Making homoerotic comments seems to do the trick with u/serialflamingo. I think he fancies me. ππ
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-14
I haven't even seen your ass
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-06-14
Did u downsnozzle me?
And duh, I'm playing hard to get.
1 serialflamingo 2018-06-14
I didn't downbussy you. Playing hard to get is annoying ππ
1 kippot 2018-06-14
We live in a society π’
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Don't make ComedicSins jealous. He fantasized about you, too.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-06-14
Ping them as often as you can so that they know you care.
1 Xenepa 2018-06-14
Send modmail asking them to make me moderator, then i'll like you
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I want the mods to like me, too, not just you.
1 _narrows 2018-06-14
Youβre the guy with the ugly chinstrap beard and face? Iβm not sure anyone will ever like you
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Bad attitudes likes yours aren't likeable either, sadly.
1 DrRockzosCocaine 2018-06-14
No, seriously. You have a shitty personality and are completely and utterly argumentative moron who keep's coming back for more. Listen to what people are saying as far as that douche bag chin strap beard.
SHAVE. IT. OFF.
Go out and find a place to get your hair cut. Talk to the stylist and get some suggestions and work with them on getting a better cut than that 4th grade "mommy picks my hair cuts" look.
Get the fuck outside and start running/walking during the day time. The exercise will be good, the vitamin D will help your overall mood and getting a little color doesn't hurt either instead of being pale as Ed's mayo dick.
Get a set gym routine and keep doing it. Those first few weeks are going to be ass due to being sore. Suck it up and keep pushing through it, it will be better in the end.
Learn to cook healthier meals for yourself and drink more water. Water keeps your skin hydrated and helps keeping it moisturized and looking good. Also, head over to /r/Skincare
Last, stop fucking arguing with everyone, calling them wrong, when you ask for their help. That is 100% full stop guaranteed way to have people think you are a little prick. Learn to accept the criticism and not take it as some kind of personal attack against you. You will lead a MISERABLE fucking life thinking that way.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Someone deleting this thread would motivate me to do that.
1 DrRockzosCocaine 2018-06-14
ever hear of the Streisand effect? We would all have forgotten it in a few days if you didn't bring it up.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
The person who made a thread on me is already in it, so stop wondering.
1 nanonan 2018-06-14
You could dwell on the past like a loser or forge yourself a new future like a winner. Oh who am I kidding, you're too afraid to shave that monstrosity of a beard off, you're just stuck being a loser. Try gin, it helps.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-06-14
Be funny and don't interact with mods unless you have something actually good, not just what you think up before you give up.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-14
Delete your account