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Wow, you're really upset, aren't you?

I don't apologise for showing you why your whole worldview is flawed.

And I won't apologize for these parrots!

Damn son

This is the new battlef ground for the regressive left: non-acting pedophilia

What a hill to die on

i mean, the left didn't try to get roy moore elected just a few months ago :/

Is this how you cope with it?

i cope with drugs and alcohol

non-acting

for now

never-had-a-good-chance

And why would he not? I know there the idiot population of this sub is pretty damn high, but surely you aren't retarded enough to not realise that he/she didn't choose to be a pedophile.

They're like pit bulls, is just rather not have them around.

I too wish for a Final Solution to this problem.

but surely you people aren't retarded enough to not realise that he/she didn't choose to be a pedophile.

And psychopaths don't choose to have the urge to murder, dismember and cannibalise but we still put them in loony bins as a precautionary measure.

that isn't how psychopathy works you dumbass. only a small percentage of them actually kill anyone, usually they are just generally abusive assholes.

There are tons of psychopaths who don't choose to do any of those, and they usually manage to achieve a decent amount in life in their fields, given how often morals hobble our chances of success.

That’s because they keep their true thoughts hidden. Those that make their desires known are given the appropriate treatment.

r/politics is trying their best to stamp out pedophobia

Maybe because pedophiles shouldn't be ostracized? How about that one?

They chose to be pedophiles just as much as you chose to not be a pedophile. Is that simple enough for you to understand?

If only we as a society could figure out some sort of final solution for the “people” that identify as pedophiles.

I can think of one. Locking up people like yourself who are unable to empathise with other people - they are a much greater threat to society than someone who can acknowledge they have an issue and be inclined to seek treatment for it, if needed.

You like fucking children.

Don't try to make yourselves out to be akin to people with mental health issues or members of the LGBT community.

You like fucking children.

I'm not one, but anyone who isn't an idiot would realise that whether I was one or not is totally irrelevant.

And I absolutely will equate them morally to people with mental health issues and members of the LGBT community. They chose to be pedophiles as much as gay people chose to be gay and as much as I chose to engage an idiot like yourself in a conversation that, for it to be productive, would require you to have about 10-20 more IQ points.

I'm not one, but anyone who isn't an idiot would realise that whether I was one or not is totally irrelevant.

NO, NO, IT'S REALLY NOT IRRELEVANT, CHIEF. WHETHER A PERSON IS A PEDOPHILE IS REALLY RELEVANT TO BASICALLY EVERY INTERACTION.

And I absolutely will equate them morally to people with mental health issues and members of the LGBT community.

Can you please share this opinion at your neighborhood leather bar? I have it on good authority that old hairy bears and leather daddies love conversations about what they have in common with pedophiles.

They chose to be pedophiles as much as gay people chose to be gay and as much as I chose to engage an idiot like yourself in a conversation that, for it to be productive, would require you to be able to empathise with other people.

Dude, they want to fuck children.

Yes, whether I am one or not is totally irrelevant to this conversation. If you're not sure why, I'd suggest you look up ad hominem

You have some growing up to do if you can't talk sensibly about something without resorting to claiming that what I am saying is wrong because someone who is likely uneducated would have an emotional reaction to it and react violently.

Yes, I'm well aware of that fact. That is quite literally the definition of 'pedophile'. Can you please explain how that's relevant to their choice in the matter?

Why does it matter if they have a choice in the matter? Explain how that matters to society as a whole.

Yes, whether I am one or not is totally irrelevant to this conversation. If you're not sure why, I'd suggest you read this

Did you really just link me to the Wikipedia page for "Ad Hominem?" Peak autism, champ.

You have some growing up to do

So do /u/Los-Lobos 's crushes!

if you can't talk sensibly about something without resorting to claiming that what I am saying is wrong because someone who is likely uneducated would have an emotional reaction to it and react violently

Yes, people who react emotionally to the normalization of pedophilia are "uneducated."

Can you please explain how that's relevant to their choice in the matter?

BECAUSE YOU ARE DEFENDING PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK CHILDREN

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? /s

Fact is humans have free will and they can choose not to act on their urges. If you want to institutionalize someone prove that that individual is a ticking time bomb and can't keep it under control.

Being a pedoohile ALREADY makes you a ticking time bomb, no matter how many years of not offending, eventually they will.

I call bullshit, you got a source?

They are fucking pedophiles who wanna fuck children. I don’t need a fucking source. The source is LOOK at every offending pedophile ever. TICKING time bomb

The source is LOOK at every offending pedophile ever.

You know this is stupid, right? No sane/non-libertarian pedophile outs themselves if they can help it, me included. I have a normal non-pervert account for my actual hobbies. No one knows about me in real life.

Till the day you offend, you are a ticking time bomb. It sucks you where born this way, but there would be no way in hell I’d let you watch my children. AND I know you’ll bring it up, but yes I know kids are more likely to be molested by a family member. Doesn’t change the fact I wouldn’t let my children around a self admitted chomo.

If you couldn't get laid, would you rape someone? Children can't consent. If I fucked a child, I would inherently be raping them. I am not a rapist.

NO, NO, IT'S REALLY NOT IRRELEVANT, CHIEF. WHETHER A PERSON IS A PEDOPHILE IS REALLY RELEVANT TO BASICALLY EVERY INTERACTION.

How? Do you know how many pedophiles you've interacted with and it made zero impact?

Don't you fuckin' dare try to use the LGBT community as a fair comparison. Here's a pretty concise difference between the two:

Homosexual:

• Acts on urges, has sex with own gender.
• May ruin Thanksgiving dinner with family.

Pedophile:

• Acts on urges, fucks a child who is in no way capable of consent due to an inability to even conceptualize what is happening to them. It is the very zenith of sexual predation.
• Will ruin the entire fucking life of victim(s) after traumatizing them during their formative years.

You cannot defend people whose entire sexuality revolves around predation on the most vulnerable members of society in order to achieve sexual satisfaction.

They're pieces of shit, and you're a piece of shit for advocating for them.

Conflating child molestor with pedophile. You're really dumb.

My research has shown that pedophiles are statistically more likely to fuck children than any other sexual demographic.

You're a kid-fucker apologist.

These threads are just making my head hurt.

...users are trying to normalize having sex with children.

Am I in the minority when I think they need to be in a mental hospital or jail? They're an absolute danger to society.

Concentrating them all into camps might make the logistics easier.

No, they should be hospitalized for the rest of their life.

The world is literally full of mentally ill homeless people who need someone to advocate for them, but the cause that Reddit Intellectuals decide to take up are creepy NEETS who are "brave enough" to admit that they want to fuck children.

Dude, if you want to stroke your "I'm a deeply empathetic person" boner, there are better causes.

No, they should be hospitalized for the rest of their life.

If we did that every pedophile would hide their condition and a lot less would not seek treatment, probably leading to more molestation.

The world is literally full of mentally ill homeless people who need someone to advocate for them, but the cause that Reddit Intellectuals decide to take up are creepy NEETS who are "brave enough" to admit that they want to fuck children.

Because people can't care about multiple things?

Nobody is trying to normalize that. What I'm doing is trying to get you thick headed people to realise that someone can be a pedophile and a productive member of society.

The vast majority of pedophiles do not molest children - this is a fact.

And how would you know this? Let’s see some sources.

It really doesn't matter whether or not it is the vast majority - the fact that it is never justifiable to lock up law-abiding citizens because their attraction happens to not be socially acceptable.

law-abiding citizens because their attraction happens to not be socially acceptable

It's not because their attraction isn't "socially acceptable," it's because their "attraction" is to rape and abuse. Their "predilection" can only be abuse. It's inherently rape. It's not possible to have sexual contact with a child consensually.

It is absolutely possible to institutionalize people who have constant urges to rape. We do it all the time for the good of society.

You're an actual fucking retard.

Congratulations on twisted my words and misrepresenting what I'm saying. I hope you feel good about yourself.

It's not because their attraction isn't "socially acceptable," it's because their "attraction" is to rape and abuse. Their "predilection" can only be abuse. It's inherently rape. It's not possible to have sexual contact with a child consensually

Thanks for letting everyone know about your desires to rape women simply because you happen to be attracted to them. You should know, however, that those desires are abnormal, and do, unlike simply being attracted to someone, warrant intervention.

It is absolutely possible to institutionalize people who have constant urges to rape. We do it all the time for the good of society.

You wrote this out two times and your error in equating attraction with urge to rape didn't become obvious to you? You really shouldn't be so confident. Here's another wikipedia article to consider:

Thanks for letting everyone know about your desires to rape women simply because you happen to be attracted to them.

I'm attracted to adult males. Sex with an adult male is not inherently rape, whereas sex with a child is inherently rape. You're not as much of a le enlightened intellectual as you think you are. Also stop linking me to the Wikipedia articles for popular autist phrases, because here's what's up with that shit

I hope you feel good about yourself.

Not as good as I feel about these parrots!

Does a hot guy stop being hot while he is sleeping? If he were awake, you'd want to fuck him. While he's sleeping, he is unable to consent. Of course you wouldn't rape him in his sleep. But does he stop being attractive the instant he closes his eyes?

How bow dis. How bout you cut your dick off.

I think that might be up to society to decide as opposed to a unquestionable truth.

So the minute society gets scared enough to tolerate taking the rights away from minorities who haven't committed a crime it should be put into law?

I'm sorry, which minority is specifically defined around something that is abusive and exploitative other then a select few that are already vilified by society?

I don't know what your point is. Everytime minorities get butchered or have their rights taken away en masse it's because society's been convinced they're a threat.

My point is that minorities, for the most part, aren’t defined by being a legit threat.

Pedophiles are.

But they do have mental health issues. Do you think it’s demonic possession or something that makes them wanna fuck kids? They’re fucked in the heads.

But they do have mental health issues

I misspoke.

What I mean is that it's not comparable to mental health issues where people try to "end the stigma." Saying "I'm a pedophile and I want to end the stigma" is not in the same fucking universe as saying "I'm autistic and I'm here to end the stigma."

It's a mental health issue the same way sociopathy is, as in the person is a serious danger to society and should be institutionalized.

It's a mental health issue the same way sociopathy is, as in the person is a serious danger to society and should be institutionalized.

And they should be cured. Institutionalize is not a solution. It's a temporary bandaid. But you can't cure someone of sociopathy unless you can encourage someone to be open about their mental illness and provide resources to live a life that doesn't harm people.

Except that sociopaths can't change. You can't cure them.

Well, you can, with an ounce of lead.

Don't try to make yourselves out to be akin to people with mental health issues

That's literally what they are, people with mental issues. They aren't people who just said "I'm bored with sex with adults, let's get freaky" these are people with mental illnesses.

Anyone who likes children in a sexual sense should get therapy, neutered and remove themselves from society if they can't be cured they need to die

Here’s the interesting thing about your comment, all you did was change the parameters for the final solution.

Your whole argument comes down to “well they can’t control their problem, they were born with it.” And then you put in “he clearly recognizes it’s an issue, and will get treatment for it if needed.”

The problem with that argument is that it can be used for anything. “Serial killers didn’t choose to be born with a compulsion of selfishness” and “they will get help when they get that compulsion.” In reality, that doesn’t work, because to people with these issues, it’s not a problem. If pedophiles understood the ramifications of their desire, they’d no longer be pedophiles.

My above comment was made in jest, but the argument of “Well they can’t control it” is a stupid one. Society doesn’t have to care if someone can control something or not to say it’s not okay.

This thread is literally about a pedophile recognizing that it’s wrong, though. You understand that not every pedophile is a child molester, right? And are you under the impression that we don’t treat people with psychopathic/sociopathic tendencies?

Oh no we do treat them, I’m not under that impression at all. I am saying however, that it doesn’t give them carte Blanche to excuse their actions. The dude should be getting treatment if he realized it was wrong, as soon as he did, instead of waiting for him to victimize someone. He’s clearly not in a good place, he’s already depressed and suicidal, he should already be getting treatment.

If pedophiles understood the ramifications of their desire, they’d no longer be Pedophiles.

That's an interesting view I've never heard expressed before. I think you might be right, if they truly grasped how horrendous it was they wouldn't have the desire (unless they were sociopaths).

Im actually a subscriber of the thought that sociopaths don’t understand it either, as as far as we are aware, they don’t have empathy, at least not in the same way, so they don’t understand the morality of their actions either.

Serial killers didn’t choose to be born with a compulsion of selfishness”

A serial killer describes anyone who has already started killing people. A pedophile is someone with an attraction towards children and it doesn't mean they've necessarily done anything. If they do something by all means jail or institutionalize them or whatever.

If pedophiles understood the ramifications of their desire, they’d no longer be Pedophiles.

That's the same logic as "recognize homo/heterosexuality is sinful and choose not to be one". That's not how it works.

I'd say that the concept itself is one that they should be seeking treatment for. If they recognize they are pedophiles it is on them to seek treatment, society shouldn't have to be reactive.

Holy shit you're dumb.

Says the retard trying to defend pedophilia.

so how many kids did you diddle before you decided to quit?

Human desire to protect their children is stronger than the desire to see child fuckers coddled. I'd put you on the first train to the camps and never lose a single moment of sleep.

Did you forget where you are? You're not allowed to side with any redditor that /r/drama is currently hating on.

As much as I love pushing the "virtuous pedophile" angle, I'm thinking I should sit this one out.

From your comment history:

I've avoided real child porn since I was underage myself.

So you've admitted that you've viewed child pornography. The fact that you were underage doesn't make it okay. You actively played a role in the rape and exploitation of children.

You are a deeply terrible human being. I feel no sympathy for you. The fact that the only place where you can find people who will accept you are incel forums should tell you something.

Do you actually expect a child to understand that children can't consent? And anyway, I wasn't watching children being raped by adults. They were still ultimately being exploited by adults, but I didn't understand that at the time because I was a stupid kid.

And anyway, I wasn't watching children being raped by adults. They were still ultimately being exploited by adults

This isn't fun drama. This is just fucking creepy. I'm going back to the Qultist thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEE the comment,

presented by: /u/QueenOfTheIncels

Everybody should get one REEEEEEEEEEEE. This is where I chose to use mine.

Per day? Per week? Per year? What are the ground rules here?

Per hour.

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The only "virtuous pedophile" is the one that recognizes what they are and opens their wrists in the bathtub.

Yeah, what happen to "born this way"?

Yeah guys, pedophiles shouldn't be ostracized. They should be hanging from trees.

Diddlers get the rope.

that's how it starts.

Pedophiles shouldn't be ostracized/feared. They should be euthanized with extreme prejudice.

r/politics = libertarian confirmed.

Naw dude, they hate libertarians. Even though libertarians aren't republicans, they're still to the right of communism.

r-politics isnt communism boo.

they are whatever Hilldog wants them to be.

>implying hilldog isn't communist

Lol this is so fucking stupid. Great find.

Naw dude, they hate libertarians.

Who doesn't, tbh ? 🤔

DAE LOVE HOOKERS AND WEEEEEEEEEEED?!

Dude, weed lmao

Lmfao weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Not pro hookers, weed, gays, guns, and loliporn? Fukin nooooooormie

I am not a pedo, famalam.

Have you heard of left-libertarians?

Bernie bros?

Anarchists.

Who?

Retards, basically

What, all 12 of them?

wait a few years and it'll be a protected class.

LGBTP

muh slipitty dippity slope

/u/Los-Lobos

honestly, if some of you are going to PM me to kill myself, have the guts to do it openly

Honestly at this point it's more a case of making sure I don't kill myself.

/r/drama users rn

/u/Los-Lobos, is this consent? Anyway, I support the death penalty for pedos and I hope you get nabbed.

User consents to being told to kill themself, mods are asleep.

Yeah they seem to like pedos over there. Saw one long thread only worried about the perpetrator and not a word about their victims.

Another defending people who “simply look at illicit material” and yet another about just doing bots that look like kids so they don’t act on it on real ones.

We can’t be nukes soon enough.

Another defending people who “simply look at illicit material”

... they do realize that to create child pornography you have to abuse a child, right?

No, because Reddit is full of retards that can’t make logical deductions or follow simple cause and effect to save their lives.

You do realize that teenagers' bikini selfies are child pornography, right?

Citation needed, pervert.

Citation for what part? Under 18 is a child and porn is material that causes sexual excitement

Look, I know in ACKSHUALLY IT'S EPHEBOPHILIA NEET-land, you guys think that every fucking man gets a chub for 14-year-olds in bathing suits, but such is not the case.

The legal definition of pornography is as follows:

Pornography. The representation in books, magazines, photographs, films, and other media of scenes of sexual behavior that are erotic or lewd and are designed to arouse sexual interest.

Pornography is the depiction of sexual behavior that is intended to arouse sexual excitement in its audience.

A photo of a teenager in a bathing suit is not intended to cause sexual excitement in its audience, you're just a fucked-in-the-head piece of shit. Your mom should have swallowed.

You shouldn't jerk off to kids in bikinis either you fucking pedo

So I've been told. As long as adults who look like kids are still fair game, I'm all set.

Gary Coleman's death must have hit you pathetic, degenerate fucks pretty hard back in the day.

Except that's not true.

A high school chick sending a video of herself masturbating to an ex is not abuse, by any definition of the term. And yet it's still CP.

Yeah and that's probably like 1% of all cp.

Maybe like 20 years ago. I'm betting its more like 99% now.

Well, there was some guy arrested fairly recently for having multiple terabyte hard drives full of kiddie porn, so...prolly not.

Not really the point.

Like, 1% of people shot by cops are innocent. Yet it's still shitty when it happens, no?

People aren't worried about the 99% of guilty assholes. They're worried about that 1% of otherwise normal folks, since they personally could easily fall into that group.

We can’t be nukes soon enough.

Yes, please go right ahead and strap yourself onto a nuclear missile.

Opps, fat fingered.

Just use your dialing wand, works on keyboards too!

It's the same way people normalized faggotry you can't be surprised they'd move to normalize pedophilia and polygamy

WTF. Seriously. None of you fat neckbeards have the minimum of decency, I'm hallucinating. This guy fights his urges everyday, is suicidal and all of you heartless fuckers have to say to him is strap himself on a nuclear missile ?

Are you even aware of the balls it takes not to act in this situation ? Cause I know, I had a dick in my ass for 4 years starting when I was 8, and it's not fucking Stockholm syndrome when I tell you pedos are humans too. Of course some of them are sick fucks willing to wallow themselves into their nasty habits but the vast majority just puts up with it everyday.

You're the bunch of disgusting faggots right there.

This guy fights his urges everyday, is suicidal and all of you heartless fuckers have to say to him is strap himself on a nuclear missile ?

Yeah there's a different phrase we wanna use but it's haram now so we gotta be clever.

Are you even aware of the balls it takes not to act in this situation ?

LMFAO.

The real heroes are the dudes who don't diddle kids!

Cause I know, I had a dick in my ass for 4 years starting when I was 8, and it's not fucking Stockholm syndrome when I tell you pedos are humans too.

Ima go ahead and call bullshit my dude. I don't think most survivors of childhood molestation refer to it as "having a dick up their ass for 4 years" and then go on to justify why they're pro-pedo.

Of course not. Who am I kidding. It's not like any of you keyboard wankers would know anything about the harshness of life or pity

If by "the harshness of life" you mean "a pedo LARPing as a rape victim to explain why pedos are the real heroes," you're right, I don't know anything about that.

Well said, your majesty!

QueenOfTheIncels

How am I not surprised

Fuck yeah I'm the queen, now post pics of that stretched out bussy to prove your LARP is real

Yeah sure. To an online troll. It would only make you too happy, right bitch ?

Lots of people have been victims of lots of things. That’s life. It’s shitty and unfair. I can empathize.

When you use that as an excuse to abuse others, they yeah...I can no longer empathize. You have a problem and don’t belong in society, nor should your issues be enabled by it.

Of course. As long as they abuse others, I don't empathize either. But when you don't ? You can't charge people of crimes they have yet to commit on the principe they are likely to commit it, it's denying the presumption of innocence at its most basic level.

Funny it irks me to the bone to hear people trying to normalize pedos and talking about it like a sexual orientation.

What makes it different in your mind?

Are you dumb or do you do it on purpose ? Where did I say that ? Or maybe you're not subtle enough to seize the intricacies ?

Of course it's a sexual orientation, in the basic sense, not the DSM-validated, which is the right one : a sickness. We're talking fucking children. But you don't send people to the gallows on the presumption they could act. That makes you the same shit as a nazi. But after all, that's all what you are right ? If small people like you could handle the littlest bit of power, you would put to death everybody who could threaten your limited worldview. Even though THEY DID NOT FUCKING ACT. And moreover ARE FUCKING FIGHTING AGAINST IT. What's difficult to comprehend in this ?

You honestly think fucking kids is a sexual orientation....

In the same way fucking men when you're a man is a sexual orientation, or fucking dogs, or fucking goats. Doesn't make it normal, but yes on the strictest sense it's asexual orientation. I mean, it's not even important, we're debating on words here and you're straying me on purpose off my main argument which is not AT ALL the validation of pedophilia.

This guy fights his urges everyday, is suicidal and all of you heartless fuckers have to say to him is strap himself on a nuclear missile ?

Tbh I think this is wrong too, but only because pedo fucks who look at pictures of kids getting abused shouldn't have such a quick death

Oh wow it’s never easy to admit these types of things in the comment section on reddit. What a brave person!

/u/chicup thought of you when I saw this

Reddit is riddled with these degenerates, they pop up in every post related to them.

Disgusting.

/u/Los-Lobos what good would you say you bring to society?

When you said it was a self-confessed pedophile, I just assumed it was /u/ChipAyten

This is everywhere but the donald in a nutshell, upvotes for pedos

Nah, most of the Fempire is also pretty quick to tell me to fuck off.

Nah, most of the Fempire is also pretty quick to tell me to fuck off.

Lol no

The Donald gives up votes to pedos in real life.

Look, I still think a pedos should dropped from orbit, but if it really is crossed wires in their brains, I feel kinda bad.

That said, I will never, ever be empathetic to fuck heads who act on it, I don't give a fucking shit.

Society already does a decent job of convincing the teenage pedos with morals to kill themselves because they're irredeemable monsters. Unfortunately I survived that.

You paedophiles are the real victims here. Forget about ethnic minorities, gays, trannies, the disabled etc. The real victims are kiddy diddlers.

Kiddie diddlers can get what's coming to them. When the kiddie diddlers are the only people who accept young pedos as they are, those young pedos become kiddie diddlers themselves, because they've been convinced that children are able to consent.

You're right and this is a problem in society. Pedophiles need to be well informed of more effective methods of euthanasia, such as the exit bag method of suicide.

I'm still a little mad at the shit head who snitched on me when I was planning my own version of the exit bag. I wasn't technically a pedo yet, but I definitely already knew I was fucked in the head. I needed to bounce ideas off someone because I didn't have internet access. I figured he wanted me dead just as much as I wanted myself dead, but apparently not.

I guess I might feel a little bad for it not being their fault as I squashed their sick fuck face into the pavement, thanks for giving me a different perspective :)

Meh, in this case he acknowledges its fucked up and he does see therapist whenever possible. He does not advocate it, he does not seek sympathy, he does not try to justify it. Just states its him and it ruined his life.

lmao what a loser

Seems like 99% of people can't comprehend a difference between sexual attraction and a desire to actually have sex with someone. Must be nice knowing you could potentially have a relationship with anyone you find attractive.

I don't want sympathy for my own situation, because it's awful that I used to get off to kids while telling myself it was fine, just because it wasn't legally child porn and I didn't see any abuse happening on-screen.

I want help to be more accessible to young pedos, at least for the sake of their future potential victims.

I want help to be more accessible to young pedos

Oh I'm sure you do, freak.

But he's still alive

It'd be good if you weren't.

-Any rational or intelligent person.

I actually feel sorry for him.

You are disgusting.

Real talk: Anyone heard from Darqwolf since this kicked off?

i may have misjudged you guys i dont like pedophiles

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