Comedicsans and r/drama vs /u/michaelkelso321 megathread
82 2018-06-14 by v_is_one_person
/u/michaelkelso321, who you might remember from this thread, has a bone to pick with us. The type of quivering, spastic bone that can’t help but spray out in terror all over everything as he bravely fights back against our doxing, or bribing the admins for his IP, or what have you, etc. He has decided to keep making threads until he gets some answers. So I’m going to just link them all here centrally and possibly lock or delete others as I’m sure he will not stop until he makes at least 40 or more. You can post about it all here.
Here we go, in order of appearance:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r12ih/how_do_i_get_a_mod_to_like_me/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r179v/comedicsins_hates_the_people_who_gave_him/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r19f9/does_anyone_want_to_see_these_screenshots_of_an/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1dee/comedicsins_says_hes_a_lawyer/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1kqo/are_there_any_trustable_people_here/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1qdb/what_is_the_rudest_thing_someone_said_to_you_on/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1tby/is_comedicsins_mentally_ill/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1wy1/in_your_opinion_does_comedicsins_make_threads/
/u/micheal321 I promise no one will dox you here, and if they do we will remove it promptly and ban them. This is a safe space for lolcows. So feel free to petition for justice in this thread without fear of reprisal.
88 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-06-14
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1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-14
Can we talk about this retard while we're at it? https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1p82/some_retard_is_incessantly_commenting_on_a_13_day
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-06-14
The guy likes his capeshit in order... no drama really.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-06-14
It's truly disturbing how the lolcow yield of this sub has shot through the roof
Back in the day, we'd be lucky to snag a live one from SRS or SRD or TD
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Why did you censor me?
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-14
You were getting to close to the truth And 10 threads is enough, goddamn son.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
Nah let him go for the high score. That's when the odds of bussy skyrocket
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-14
I wish I could remember exactly who that high scorer was, but they also took a “liking” to Comedic. I think they made well over 1000 comments in about 13 hours?
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
That was my lolcow, me, give me the credit, it was all me. This is where it started. He then posted for literally three days straight, breaking only to sleep. I'm being serious about that, you could click on his username at any point and his last comment would always read 'posted just now'. Eventually /r/Drama got bored, he started spamming the new queue like this guy, ComedicSans eventually banned him.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-14
Oh yes! That was him. Goddamn he was nuts. I bow to your cow wrangling skills. That was amazing to watch.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
It was such a shot in the dark, but it paid off so much better than I could've ever imagined. My original argument with him was only about 10 comments long, but right at the end he replied 4 times in a row to me, so I thought 'hmm, maybe.' Posted the thread, then watched the results like someone who dropped a snowball at the top of a mountain and accidentally wiped out several Alpine villages.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-14
It was amazing, and he even went to SRD.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
I kind of wish I'd kept a record of all the threads, it's not really possible to piece it all together anymore. There were at least three main ones, an SRD one, his own SRD one that got removed, and then all the ones when he started spamming. What a complete fucking mentalist.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Was that the one who pinged me in over a thousand comments? Lol.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
Almost certainly. He kept username-pinging me throughout the three days as well, but after a while it became clear that you were his one true love.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-06-14
Wtf.
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
That might not even be hyperbole on ComedicSans' part. Across the entire time he was here that dude did make something like 1000 comments, and past a certain point he was username-pinging ComedicSans in a hell of a lot of them. Might've been less than 1000 times, but it was in the same ballpark.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-06-14
Truly one of the high points of this sub
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-06-14
Is it the YOU'RE PROJECTING guy who's totally not a gamer?
1 arandomloser21 2018-06-14
Oh my god I remember that! I've never seen someone lost their mind over something so stupid. It did become rapidly boring since it was basically this image to a tee.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-06-14
u/comedicsans permantely bans me because I made him rage. This is fucking gold. I planned this from the very beginning. Anyone want to try and convince me I'm not trolling now? No? Suddenly you realize its not possible? Yea, kind of confirmed didn't I? You have no idea who you are fucking with. I can make anyone rage.
fucking nice.
1 oolongsspiritanimal 2018-06-14
A censer is a vessel made for burning incense or perfume, and the vessels vary greatly in size, form, and material of construction, and have been in use since ancient times in many cultures, in both secular and religious contexts.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I know my vocabulary.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
Really? Here are some new vocab words for you: Shave your gross pedo beard.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
My barber said beards are stylish, though.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Did he post the comment where he compares himself unfavorably to pedophiles?
1 oolongsspiritanimal 2018-06-14
If you're so learned, then why are you such a bigot against religious people?
1 aonome 2018-06-14
Don't worry about cuckedicsans, he is a troll. Keep it up!
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
I'm not a troll! I'm a moderator of /r/Drama. There's a difference!
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
/u/michaelkelso321 - Hi, /r/ComedicSans is my lover IRL, is there anything you want me to say to him? He's sitting across from me right now at the breakfast table, stroking our cat Theodore and sipping from a tiny glass of espresso, pinky out. He's a very fancy boy. We're currently in Cape Cod for the summer.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-06-14
Isn’t he just, though?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
He's a tender, yet passionate lover
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
The piledriver is love!
1 ChaddingTater 2018-06-14
/u/michaelkelso321 what's your take on the JQ?
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What's the JQ?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
"Just Quiltin'!" I think you might be confused as to what this sub is, it's a cool club for ladies who love sewing and knitting.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I thought it was the subreddit, where ComedicSins tries to dox me with photos of me.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
Like I said in my private message, no one here is going to help you, okay? Literally no one.
Your only hope of preventing the doxx from happening is to start a thread in /r/GreatAwakening. They are an anti-drama subreddit and they help people who've been hurt or wronged by /r/drama.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-06-14
Better yet go to r/subredditcancer they’ll white knight for you because well you’re white. Just make sure to cross post back here when you do pls and thnks
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-06-14
Are you a retard? It's not doxxing if you're stupid enough to post photos of yourself on a public forum.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-06-14
"they had face pictures.. of, like, my face"
1 ChaddingTater 2018-06-14
Keeping it close, gotcha bro
I'm a classic Zyklon B man, just FYI
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What?
1 ChaddingTater 2018-06-14
😏😏😏
1 Awayfone 2018-06-14
I wish I knew
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
u/michaelkelso321 post the complete message history u dumdum 😒
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
I can't because ComedicSins is going to use my photos to dox me. He should go to jail.
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
If he goes to jail then /r/drama will just crowdfund to get him sprung. You got nothin', bro. We're all powerful.
1 oolongsspiritanimal 2018-06-14
PM me the crowdfund link thx
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Why did you prevent me from posting threads, if you're not weak?
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-06-14
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
Ok now I'm getting pissed off tbh. 🙄
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Go take your anger out on ComedicSins.
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
u/ComedicSans pls don't make me beg for it! 🤤😏
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
You should beg. It's really long.
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
That's what she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
It's up now. 😏 😏 😏
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-14
👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
Is this gonna be ur next 😴😴😴?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-14
🐷🐽oink oink🐽🐷
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-06-14
Is that ur mom? 🙄
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-06-14
Well, he’s already told you he’s a lawyer so he operates with a strong moral compass of right and wrong and adheres to ethical beliefs. If he does have your photo then it’s in safe hands like a photo escrow agreement.
But as you don’t trust him you should post all screenshots and if you’ve been wronged r/drama will set the record straight for you.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-06-14
😂😂😂
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-06-14
Worth a try 😂
1 n_0_o_d_l_e_s 2018-06-14
There os nothing wrong with doxxing.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Gotchu, fam. See the top comment.
1 Stuntman119 2018-06-14
yes
1 myusername_sucks 2018-06-14
Know the rules /u/michaelkelso321
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-06-14
Can't say he wasn't warned....
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-06-14
Can't say he wasn't warned....
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-06-14
Because I'm here should also include user abused by alcoholic bullies.
1 BellyCrawler 2018-06-14
I see ComedicSans took over from me with roasting that guy with the truth. Attaboy. /u/michaelkelso321, my advice still stands, though.
1 Cdace 2018-06-14
The dinosaurs 🦖 can’t even fix you so you should feel safe. sendbussyplz
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-06-14
/u/michaelkelso321 - what do you have to say about the dinosaurs? I see you've been fattening yourself up as offering to the great carnivores. Very smart!
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Your idea of doing it to yourself inspired me, even though I think you're just paranoid about them coming back.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-06-14
We should not fear what is already here
1 automatic_chuck 2018-06-14
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1 dratamard 2018-06-14
/u/michaelkelso321 sent me pics of his bussy last night and it was 👌👌👌🔥🔥💪
i want to share but im worried ComedicSans will dox me for 👀👀peeping👀👀 on his 👃lolcow👃
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-06-14
/u/michaelkelso321 do you find it ironic that your reddit handle is named after the supposedly hot guy on a shitty sitcom, yet you IRL are ugly as fuck?
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
That's a weird assumption.
1 SJCards 2018-06-14
but is it inaccurate? 🤔🤔🤔
1 PM_ME_DICK_PICTURES 2018-06-14
Post a pic to prove you're not then
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Dear /r/Drama
Be nice to my lolcow.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-06-14
From this day forward /u/michaelkelso321 shall be called Nandi.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-06-14
In sha allah
1 SamWhite 2018-06-14
That pastebin is a spicy meatball.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Only the best for /r/Drama.
1 Plexipus 2018-06-14
Did your moms set up a playdate yet so he can come see your Ben10 action figures
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-06-14
I'm almost in love with you. Thank you.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Almost? Amateur!
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-06-14
Depression and alcoholism have destroyed my ability to feel anything. The fact that I'm this close is a damned miracle.
1 porygonzguy 2018-06-14
>not wanting to tonguepunch /u/ComedicSans' bussy while giving him a reach around
fucking degenerate
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
I know, right?
1 clotinmybrain 2018-06-14
I'm warning you. Just one more time I'm warning you. This my second to last time I'm warning you. This is my almost last time I'm warning you. I'm so close to warning you one last time it's not even funny. This is my last warning, I'm warning you. One more warning for a warning and I'm warning my lawyer.
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Who's on my team? I just want this war to end, but since the thread about me won't end, this one can't end either.
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-06-14
I'm on your team, big man! We'll plunder their bussies together
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
Can Seth Rogen be on our team, too?
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-06-14
He already is. You hear that, /u/ComedicSans? Seth is going to blast your bussy
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
What about Dave Franco?
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-06-14
No. If he joins, I'm outta here and you'll get dabbed on
1 michaelkelso321 2018-06-14
The dab is outdated, and belongs in 2015.
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-06-14
Yeah. That's why I dont want you get to dabbed all the way back into 2015. We have to stick together just like stoner comedy movies featuring the one true God, Seth Rogan, and his degenerate and racist companion, James Franco.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-06-14
Delete your account
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-06-14
I don't understand how this is a war, it is just you posting inexplicable childlike questions and then acting confused in the comments.
Is this what is that Modern Warfare I've heard so much about?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-06-14
What's the pay and benefits package look like?
1 otherwiseyep 2018-06-14
I'm on your team! Today is the day that we take down big drama!
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-06-14
All right, which one of the mods got into the meth and made this alt?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-06-14
🐮💥💀
1 lickedTators 2018-06-14
Why is he incapable of spelling ComedicSans name correctly? Is he trying to be punny by implying ComedicSans is committing SINS?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Want to add our conversation to the megathread?
https://pastebin.com/fq1X6vbr
1 dramasexual 2018-06-14
I need this dude's original ugly-ass pics. Post please.
1 Hootbot 2018-06-14
So what I'm seeing here is this guy who wouldn't stop arguing with me about his ugly ass face has not set about arguing with an entire subreddit? That's amazing.
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
I wind them up and set them loose.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-06-14
/u/comedicsans
how many hours of community service are you gonna get for slandering this poor kids copyright?
1 ComedicSans 2018-06-14
Making him sperg out and then posting his messages is a community service, fam.
1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-06-14
https://i.imgur.com/HVYxrEj.jpg