Comedicsans and r/drama vs /u/michaelkelso321 megathread

82  2018-06-14 by v_is_one_person

/u/michaelkelso321, who you might remember from this thread, has a bone to pick with us. The type of quivering, spastic bone that can’t help but spray out in terror all over everything as he bravely fights back against our doxing, or bribing the admins for his IP, or what have you, etc. He has decided to keep making threads until he gets some answers. So I’m going to just link them all here centrally and possibly lock or delete others as I’m sure he will not stop until he makes at least 40 or more. You can post about it all here.

Here we go, in order of appearance:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r12ih/how_do_i_get_a_mod_to_like_me/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r179v/comedicsins_hates_the_people_who_gave_him/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r19f9/does_anyone_want_to_see_these_screenshots_of_an/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1dee/comedicsins_says_hes_a_lawyer/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1kqo/are_there_any_trustable_people_here/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1qdb/what_is_the_rudest_thing_someone_said_to_you_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1tby/is_comedicsins_mentally_ill/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8r1wy1/in_your_opinion_does_comedicsins_make_threads/

/u/micheal321 I promise no one will dox you here, and if they do we will remove it promptly and ban them. This is a safe space for lolcows. So feel free to petition for justice in this thread without fear of reprisal.

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The guy likes his capeshit in order... no drama really.

It's truly disturbing how the lolcow yield of this sub has shot through the roof

Back in the day, we'd be lucky to snag a live one from SRS or SRD or TD

Why did you censor me?

You were getting to close to the truth And 10 threads is enough, goddamn son.

And 10 threads is enough

Nah let him go for the high score. That's when the odds of bussy skyrocket

I wish I could remember exactly who that high scorer was, but they also took a “liking” to Comedic. I think they made well over 1000 comments in about 13 hours?

That was my lolcow, me, give me the credit, it was all me. This is where it started. He then posted for literally three days straight, breaking only to sleep. I'm being serious about that, you could click on his username at any point and his last comment would always read 'posted just now'. Eventually /r/Drama got bored, he started spamming the new queue like this guy, ComedicSans eventually banned him.

Oh yes! That was him. Goddamn he was nuts. I bow to your cow wrangling skills. That was amazing to watch.

It was such a shot in the dark, but it paid off so much better than I could've ever imagined. My original argument with him was only about 10 comments long, but right at the end he replied 4 times in a row to me, so I thought 'hmm, maybe.' Posted the thread, then watched the results like someone who dropped a snowball at the top of a mountain and accidentally wiped out several Alpine villages.

It was amazing, and he even went to SRD.

I kind of wish I'd kept a record of all the threads, it's not really possible to piece it all together anymore. There were at least three main ones, an SRD one, his own SRD one that got removed, and then all the ones when he started spamming. What a complete fucking mentalist.

Was that the one who pinged me in over a thousand comments? Lol.

Almost certainly. He kept username-pinging me throughout the three days as well, but after a while it became clear that you were his one true love.

Wtf.

That might not even be hyperbole on ComedicSans' part. Across the entire time he was here that dude did make something like 1000 comments, and past a certain point he was username-pinging ComedicSans in a hell of a lot of them. Might've been less than 1000 times, but it was in the same ballpark.

Truly one of the high points of this sub

Is it the YOU'RE PROJECTING guy who's totally not a gamer?

Oh my god I remember that! I've never seen someone lost their mind over something so stupid. It did become rapidly boring since it was basically this image to a tee.

Projection.

u/comedicsans permantely bans me because I made him rage. This is fucking gold. I planned this from the very beginning. Anyone want to try and convince me I'm not trolling now? No? Suddenly you realize its not possible? Yea, kind of confirmed didn't I? You have no idea who you are fucking with. I can make anyone rage.

fucking nice.

A censer is a vessel made for burning incense or perfume, and the vessels vary greatly in size, form, and material of construction, and have been in use since ancient times in many cultures, in both secular and religious contexts. 

I know my vocabulary.

Really? Here are some new vocab words for you: Shave your gross pedo beard.

My barber said beards are stylish, though.

Did he post the comment where he compares himself unfavorably to pedophiles?

If you're so learned, then why are you such a bigot against religious people?

Don't worry about cuckedicsans, he is a troll. Keep it up!

I'm not a troll! I'm a moderator of /r/Drama. There's a difference!

/u/michaelkelso321 - Hi, /r/ComedicSans is my lover IRL, is there anything you want me to say to him? He's sitting across from me right now at the breakfast table, stroking our cat Theodore and sipping from a tiny glass of espresso, pinky out. He's a very fancy boy. We're currently in Cape Cod for the summer.

Isn’t he just, though?

He's a tender, yet passionate lover

The piledriver is love!

/u/michaelkelso321 what's your take on the JQ?

What's the JQ?

"Just Quiltin'!" I think you might be confused as to what this sub is, it's a cool club for ladies who love sewing and knitting.

I thought it was the subreddit, where ComedicSins tries to dox me with photos of me.

Like I said in my private message, no one here is going to help you, okay? Literally no one.

Your only hope of preventing the doxx from happening is to start a thread in /r/GreatAwakening. They are an anti-drama subreddit and they help people who've been hurt or wronged by /r/drama.

Better yet go to r/subredditcancer they’ll white knight for you because well you’re white. Just make sure to cross post back here when you do pls and thnks

Are you a retard? It's not doxxing if you're stupid enough to post photos of yourself on a public forum.

"they had face pictures.. of, like, my face"

Keeping it close, gotcha bro

I'm a classic Zyklon B man, just FYI

What?

😏😏😏

I wish I knew

u/michaelkelso321 post the complete message history u dumdum 😒

I can't because ComedicSins is going to use my photos to dox me. He should go to jail.

If he goes to jail then /r/drama will just crowdfund to get him sprung. You got nothin', bro. We're all powerful.

PM me the crowdfund link thx

Why did you prevent me from posting threads, if you're not weak?

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

Ok now I'm getting pissed off tbh. 🙄

Go take your anger out on ComedicSins.

u/ComedicSans pls don't make me beg for it! 🤤😏

You should beg. It's really long.

That's what she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's up now. 😏 😏 😏

👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏

Is this gonna be ur next 😴😴😴?

🐷🐽oink oink🐽🐷

Is that ur mom? 🙄

Well, he’s already told you he’s a lawyer so he operates with a strong moral compass of right and wrong and adheres to ethical beliefs. If he does have your photo then it’s in safe hands like a photo escrow agreement.

But as you don’t trust him you should post all screenshots and if you’ve been wronged r/drama will set the record straight for you.

he's a lawyer so he operates with a strong moral compass

😂😂😂

Worth a try 😂

There os nothing wrong with doxxing.

Gotchu, fam. See the top comment.

yes

Participation implies enthusiastic consent to be mod abused by alcoholic bullies.

Know the rules /u/michaelkelso321

This is a mod playground

Can't say he wasn't warned....

This is a mod playground

Can't say he wasn't warned....

Because I'm here should also include user abused by alcoholic bullies.

I see ComedicSans took over from me with roasting that guy with the truth. Attaboy. /u/michaelkelso321, my advice still stands, though.

The dinosaurs 🦖 can’t even fix you so you should feel safe. sendbussyplz

/u/michaelkelso321 - what do you have to say about the dinosaurs? I see you've been fattening yourself up as offering to the great carnivores. Very smart!

Your idea of doing it to yourself inspired me, even though I think you're just paranoid about them coming back.

We should not fear what is already here

⚠️ NSFCucks ⚠️

⚠️ NSFCucks ⚠️

⚠️ NSFCucks ⚠️

⚠️ NSFCucks ⚠️

/u/michaelkelso321 sent me pics of his bussy last night and it was 👌👌👌🔥🔥💪

i want to share but im worried ComedicSans will dox me for 👀👀peeping👀👀 on his 👃lolcow👃

/u/michaelkelso321 do you find it ironic that your reddit handle is named after the supposedly hot guy on a shitty sitcom, yet you IRL are ugly as fuck?

That's a weird assumption.

but is it inaccurate? 🤔🤔🤔

Post a pic to prove you're not then

Dear /r/Drama

Be nice to my lolcow.

From this day forward /u/michaelkelso321 shall be called Nandi.

In sha allah

That pastebin is a spicy meatball.

Only the best for /r/Drama.

Did your moms set up a playdate yet so he can come see your Ben10 action figures

I'm almost in love with you. Thank you.

Almost? Amateur!

Depression and alcoholism have destroyed my ability to feel anything. The fact that I'm this close is a damned miracle.

>not wanting to tonguepunch /u/ComedicSans' bussy while giving him a reach around

fucking degenerate

I know, right?

I'm warning you. Just one more time I'm warning you. This my second to last time I'm warning you. This is my almost last time I'm warning you. I'm so close to warning you one last time it's not even funny. This is my last warning, I'm warning you. One more warning for a warning and I'm warning my lawyer.

Who's on my team? I just want this war to end, but since the thread about me won't end, this one can't end either.

I'm on your team, big man! We'll plunder their bussies together

Can Seth Rogen be on our team, too?

He already is. You hear that, /u/ComedicSans? Seth is going to blast your bussy

What about Dave Franco?

No. If he joins, I'm outta here and you'll get dabbed on

The dab is outdated, and belongs in 2015.

Yeah. That's why I dont want you get to dabbed all the way back into 2015. We have to stick together just like stoner comedy movies featuring the one true God, Seth Rogan, and his degenerate and racist companion, James Franco.

Delete your account

I don't understand how this is a war, it is just you posting inexplicable childlike questions and then acting confused in the comments.

Is this what is that Modern Warfare I've heard so much about?

Who's on my team?

What's the pay and benefits package look like?

I'm on your team! Today is the day that we take down big drama!

All right, which one of the mods got into the meth and made this alt?

🐮💥💀

Why is he incapable of spelling ComedicSans name correctly? Is he trying to be punny by implying ComedicSans is committing SINS?

Want to add our conversation to the megathread?

https://pastebin.com/fq1X6vbr

I need this dude's original ugly-ass pics. Post please.

So what I'm seeing here is this guy who wouldn't stop arguing with me about his ugly ass face has not set about arguing with an entire subreddit? That's amazing.

I wind them up and set them loose.

/u/comedicsans

how many hours of community service are you gonna get for slandering this poor kids copyright?

Making him sperg out and then posting his messages is a community service, fam.