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That’s pretty fragile, tbh.

That's what u think. /u/ComedicSans, found ur alt

You leave /u/ComedicSans alone, unless he's bringing enough tickets for all of us.

I'm a humble lolcow farmer.

Can always sell your dignity and fly me to the moon!

Lmao. I'll fly you halfway and leave you there. #Mayoproblems

Don't threaten me with a good time, you're in the wrong sub.

This is my sub though!

My what? Lmao.

What a silly diaper baby! Tbf the black dude is cute I’d fly him out as well.

Lawyering's a pretty tough job. You have to be 100% "on" and 110% "zealous" and "willing to fight someone" more-or-less 24/7.

I can see how that might erupt into the odd silly twitter feud here and there, despite one's best intentions.

That being said, this particular guy is absolutely a silly bitch.

So just have a kid and be drunk 24/7?

Honestly, I'd take him as a lawyer. Dude's a fighter and gets shit done whether or not it buys him retarded cred with dumb shits.

May the punches he lands to this (((lawyer)))'s face be the kindling to ignite the mayocide 🙏🙌

Inshallah

All this over a mayo magatard shootyhoops player? This level of fragility shouldn't even be possible, but once again mayos manage to reach new depths.

It makes me mad that nobody ever accepts these challenges. If someone publicly books a plane ticket to fight me in real life, I'd do it unless they 100% could kick my ass. I feel like that's just the honorable thing to do.

Who knows-- you might even make a friend!

worst case scenario is, that friend is your cellie after you accidentally kill your opponent during the bare-knuckle fight.

How could he be your cell mate if you killed him.

You have to read it twice to figure it out.

Buttsex

*Loving relationship between two incarcerated cellsoulmates

It's probably a bait. He'll get you to hit him and then sue your ass off.

Why not just go and never show up the fight? Id love to get an idiot pay for a free vacation. Then you couls brag about it on Twitter.

Yeah, why don't people accept well-documented invitations go to commit a felony?

It kind of happened once:

Am willing to settle my beef w/ Asterios in a fistfight. He's got 80lbs on me, but estrogen has weakened his bones

Have you seen Asterios? I'm a Trump supporter, so my hobbies are shooting guns and lifting weights. #DivineVsBovine

I am willing to drive to NYC tonight to whoop Asterios. He just wants to shill his patreon and threaten woman and children.

Those are a bunch of tweets from the pre-fight beef. There are a lot more, but you get the idea.

video of the actual fight (related /r/drama thread)

Fuck yes.

I think my favorite internet fight though is still the one where Uwe Boll kicked Lowtax's ass.

Anyone in the Bahamas want to fight me irl hmu

Have gloves, will travel.....to Amsterdam. Best Rates! Satisfaction Guranteed!

We can duke it out but I only paying for your metro ticket and half a J

i need room and per-diem

One of these days, Mr. Lawyer is gonna send a plane ticket to the wrong guy. Someone like this guy.

gloves for handjobs... Way to take the romance out of prostitution.

Will Mogadishu work for you? I can only get a one way ticket tho...

I heard the skinnies don't fight fair.

Yeah, but you can take out 100 of them easily before you go down.

I heard everyone that works at an all inclusive resort in Fiji is fragile as hell

I've got a ticket right here with your name on it. Thats right, I know who you are.

Someone knows who I am my years of shitposting have finally paid off

First class or I don 't fly. And I'm going to need a bag of Blue M&Ms

I'll wrassle em for a bus ticket

Watch the """"((((((((((((lawyer))))))))))))"""" get his ass gassed so hard he end up being carrots and broccoli.

I'm ready for white people to just stop.

"threatening to fly me out" no he's challenging you to fly out. Already I want to fight this douchebag myself.

IF YOU DONT DO AS I SAY IM GONNA FLY THE SHIT OUTTA YOU.

I was expecting this to be Cernovich.

To be fair, I'd want to get fisted by that guy too....

So do it you pussy. If you're going to shoot off your mouth, then I think it's perfectly reasonable to settle differences like men.

He won't. Those guys are all gung-ho about being tough but absolute pussies when they get called on their shit.

Man I wish I had fuck you money to fly shitposters to me so I could cage match them. This guy is living the dream.

Now call the brown guy "Hummus" and watch how quickly your profile gets swatted. LOL

Holy fuck I know him. He was at some UCLA event a while back. I even know the firm.

He probably gonna be job hunting soon.

He sounds like someone who does a lot of coke.

I know several attorneys are on one thing or another. Adderal was a big thing in law school and it wouldn't surprise me that people just went to the next best thing.

In this guy's case he came across like a meth user. The crazy ones who scratch their heads and can't focus on one thing for more than two seconds.

lol yeah I bet Weinberg Gonser just loves this kinda shit.

only a moron gets into twitter spats using an account under their real name

I toyed with the idea of asking my secretary to call Weinberg and let them know so they could engage in damage control.

Then I decided to let the fire burn.

yeah don't do it, no sense getting yourself involved with shenanigans like that. if they've got half a brain they should know already. some internet jackholes have probably already sent them HA HA emails.

plus fuck that guy. what a douche, why am i not surprised he's an entertainment lawyer. if I had any free time I'd go down to Westwood and figure out where they do lunch and then sit at a table next to them and loudly chat with anyone in hearing range about the crazy ass lawyer from Weinberg who's getting all internet toughguy on Twitter, that would be hilarious

Lol I’ll bring it up at the next LACBA drinking session. Gossip is like cocaine to that group. Addictive and everyone wants to share.

heh no shit, go get 'em. i find the divorce lawyers have the best stories (when they're drunk enough to forget confidentiality, that is)

Have you not met the LA bar group?? They don’t need a drink, they’ll spill the beans and just omit the names, “to protect client confidentiality.”

no, IANAL i just hire them from time to time. and right now I have zero attorneys on retainer, which makes my heart sing, full of light and life. but considering the number of my old friends in LA who are lawyers, we probably know some common people.

Fair enough. And I can understand the lightheart feeling XD My clients do not look happy when they come into the office to go over their issue.

depends on the specialty, at least in my case. contractual / business guys are fine. divorce lawyers were definitely not fine (though i pretty much won as much as I could, so I guess they were fine after all the invoices were paid). never had to get a litigator, and never criminal as I am an upstanding pillar of my community apart from /r/Drama (no dox plz k thnx)

Now there's a queue of people ready to fight him.

He should save money and charter a flight

Everything is fun and games until someone gets violated.

Thats just fucking disgusting and unprofessional. This just make all of us look ever worse

This just make all of us look ever worse

What did you mean by this?