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And in the lifelong struggle to determine whether cats or dogs are better pets, I think we have our determination.

Observe the regal dog, sleeping soundly in the corner. Does he attack? Nay, he sleeps.

Dogs murder children.

Is that a point for or against dogs?

Yes.

Depends, it's a messy death and they don't leave much meat. Ends up being like sex with you, disappointing and bloody.

Can I shit in your mouth?

Only if you wear a bag over your head and duct tape around that thin crust pizza you call an anus.

So, yes? I’ll start with the extra fiber now.

It wasn't a no, what're you illiterate as well as a pervert?

Do you prefer a firm or soft fecal texture? You seem like a squish-loving type.

Yeah I'm gonna have to pass on the fecal survey and can you unsubscribe me from your shitlist?

Too much jacking not enough smearing.

Yeah, you’re a squisher alright. I can’t wait to fill your holes.

Isn't everyone? Being someone that prefers a shower would just be some tourist who saw it in a vid once, no appreciation for the art.

Also, idk why you said holes plural, this isn't a Mel Gibson movie, the star is not getting fucked.

I’m actually forming a frozen shit dildo for you. In addition to filling your mouth, nostrils, and ears with fresh feces, I’m going to town on that worn out pucker of yours. Cold and hard at first, wet and messy later on - it’s gonna be a revelation to you.

Pitbulls also rape anything tiny they can get a hold of.

Pibbles are just very pro-choice. They support abortion rights well into the 40th trimester.

But what the libs won't tell you is dogs give you breast cancer!

I'd give my opinion on this issue, but I guess if we can't even tell humans to KYS, we probably can't suggest poisoning anti-cat people.

Even if it was totally joking. Just completely 100% joking from a person who never had bird-watchers poison their cat so that they can enjoy their hobby without a proper Darwinian experience. I don't really have a dog (or cat haha) in this fight, so if your neighbors trap and poison your cat, I'm not encouraging you to do anything.

had bird-watchers poison their cat so that they can enjoy their hobby

Oh shit that’s a good idea.

If your kid is under 50 lbs it's a cat, and cats are useless.

If my parrots even get harassed once -only once- by one of those stray feline fuckers coming out of the woodwork, I swear I will bait trap the son of a bitch and and strike a knife down its goddamn throat.

/u/mynameisnotbenice

😴😴😴 when are you going to move past torturing strays and start skinning womyn? With your love of jap cartoons definitely getting serial killer vibes

Also why'd you get your dick cut up as an adult lmao?!? /u/AnnoysTheGoys get ya?

I'm an asian male, 20 years old, 170 lbs (mildly obese), 5'6'', new smoker for a few months. My diet is mainly low-fiber high-carb with occasionally skipped breakfasts. I've been masturbating daily for about 2 years during night and always felt my anal tightening post ejaculation. In the first 2,3 times of bleeding I felt serious pain inside the bowel from which I think is a rupture but never after then. My waste also has no unusual smell/color and is partially solid. Until recently my anal area gets moist easily with some kind of yellow discharge (even in days where I'm not physically active). Please advise.

Lol wtf is this guy.

Lolwut

He's gone now :(

The yellow ass discharge finally got him

Goddamnit, I'm about to eat.

https://i.imgur.com/QRrHUOQ.gif

Cats are vermin tbf. Dogs are much better.

my ex gfs dog would eat birds all the fkn time. we'd find bird corpses every day, like 4 of them. my old dog used to kill every possum that it could find, also found corpses everywhere.

it's almost as if both dogs and cats are literal predators and they both kill shit.

WHODATHUNKIT