I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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Damn what a horrible person; we should feed her to a Spinosaurus 🦖

How are we gonna get her into the plasma fold tho 🤔

how could we feed her to something that... no longer exists

They exist within the plasma fold child

mf that's a t-rex you idiot

I got that or a sauropod 🦕 emoji. Not a lot of options

Good point

my first support vector machine

Tbf you have to be extra special stupid to see a rejection letter from a gmail address and believe it. What a maroon.

Idk, that 09 convinced me.

Seems like everybody is using their personal email for work these days.

Do not stick your clarinet in crazy, gentlemen.

Why not? Crazy sex is the best sex.

This is something a 14 year old autist would think was true, but in reality is not true at all.

I'm glad you found a truth. Hope you get laid someday.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

Have tried the Viagra and Prozac combination?

How did you find it?

Lmao not bad

dat roast

Downvote prediction level: Demon

/r/murderedbywords

Because you'd probably chip your reed and that shit ain't cheap

So your saying she's that tight?

Why do people say this? Crazy manipulative women are actually very demanding and tend to expect you to do it all. As someone who dated crazy, I can assure you they are dead fish. Whereas the craziest monkey sex I’ve ever had came from a very sweet, humble, middle aged woman.

Whereas the craziest monkey sex I’ve ever had came from a very sweet, humble, middle aged woman.

Dude, enough about your mom.

Demote crazy to pump and dump then.

Haha original comment!

She probably seemed completely normal on the surface.

🤣

😂🤣🤣👌👌

Who did this

😂😂🤣🤣

American Pie reference?

washington shitpost has a paywall so there's not much chance.

That’s what the horn tooting faggot gets for having a girlfriend.

Roasties - not even once.

Clarinets are a part of the woodwind family.

Well you’re a part of a dysfunctional family.

God I love this sub.

Does it matter? He would have been broke regardless because he chose music over practical skills.

You jest, but I'm pretty fuckin' sure Zamphyr, Master of the Pan Flute is making more money and pullin' more ass than you are!

Is Zamphyr his real name? Holy shit who is this Transylvania sounding motherfucker.

My bad, it's Zamfir.

Less cool

Yeah.

Drowning in that bussy

holy shit i haven't heard that name in forever. good ol' Zamfir.

MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE, PLEB! Respect the title!

Zamfir (motpf) was a running joke amongst my friends in the 90s. we'd be sitting around at 4am wasted and that informercial would come on and everybody'd lose their shit

This ain't whiplash faggot, what's the last classical EP you listened to?

If I had to give up everything to play the same instrument as Squidward, then I would have wished for my abortion

Assblasted wagecuck over here

At least my roastie gf didn't forge my DeVry University rejection letter!

at least the gf you dont have didnt not forge the university acceptance you never got? Ok.

Holy shit that sentence was written so poorly that it deserves to be on welfare

youre retarded, go away

Creative. Perhaps you should look into a career of blowing wood

K

Says the guy who thinks that an orchestras greatest source of income comes from releasing EP's

what's the last classical EP you listened to?

Rich people go to see that shit live all the time. The people that they pay top dollar to see, also earn top dollar.

Never listened to a classical mixtape that was 🔥...just saying

Imagine unironically defending the orchestra.

Not enough face tats?

Anything that involves a "conductor" should be relegated to the 1800s.

Top shelf comedy

https://canadiem.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Wheeze.jpg

Somehow I think youre being ironic. May I suggest listening to the 1812 overture for some serenity. Tchaikovsky was really ahead of his time.

Oh of COURSE you're a Tchaikovsky fan.

Tchaikovsky was a hack.

You know it.

I know it.

EEEEVERYONE HERE KNOWS IT!

The cannons tho....

.........alright......I'll concede that the cannons were pretty good.

I am a massive pleb

Clearly.

Practice for hours daily to perfect blowing wood

And that was before he bought a clarinet

Win $350,000 Canadabux in lawsuit.

Who will pay him that?

He can sell the judgement to a collection agency for some quick cash. All they do is hunt down tripe like her, and they have all the resources they need to garnish that roast

i loved that bit, like her blocking him on social media is going to protect against a civil judgment. somebody tell this boy about liens, lawyers, and skip tracers.

plus, good luck to her ever getting credit and/or a mortgage with a $350k CAD civil judgment on her ass.

In Canada? It genuinely might. Their court systems are shit. Utter shit.

Yeah? You know from personal experience or just talking out your ass?

Mostly out of personal disgust that the Judge that released Dr. Batshit von Babymurder from Dear Zachary is not only still a judge there, but is now on the Supreme Court of Newfoundland and Labrador.

Falling for the AMWF meme

Deserved it.

Almost everyone who tries to be a musician fails - but this dude sounds like he's made it. Don't know how legit this is, but it says the average pay for a musician in the Toronto Symphony is 80k. Although if that's Canadollars, it's somewhat less.

He is actually very good and probably makes more money than you do phaggot

/u/PizzaShill is this your origin story?

Yes, /u/pizzashill was the girlfriend

JENNIFER (JOOYEON) LEE

White men who date Korean women are literally soyboys. Gooks are just for fucking and chucking, ask the Japanese Imperial Army for more information.

What the fuck is a soyboy, and why does this only apply to whites ?

How about you take some more english lessons and try to read my comment again, you communist retard.

"White men who date Koreans are literally soyboys" Why is this only applied to whites ?

Are you sure you're not the retard ?

Fuck off you bitch, try again. Literally is the key word there.

Retarted it is.

Retarted

Really makes you think...

whoops, on phone.

Seriously, you are stupid

So explained to this stupid person

I didn't even try to read it the first time

An effeminate man more or less. Soy contains a compound that mimics the effect of estrogen and people don't understand when a joke has run its course.

Oh, thanks.

and people don't understand when a joke has run its course.

At this point it's less funny and simply just accurate.

It actually isn't. Look it up.

Stunning observation. I have been SERVED.

Eating soy does not cause the effects of estrogen. It just doesn't.

t. Soyboy

I dont like soy, it's nasty. It just doesn't work like estrogen. You have to be a fucking idiot to believe that.

Do you get your science from big soy, or is your brain just atrophied from years of reddit use?

I'm right, you're wrong, too bad, fuck off cuck.

You have to be a fucking idiot to believe that.

at least there's a great support group for these types

he's actually correct. the amount of soy you would need to consume to actually see noticeable difference is absurd. you'd need to eat like 30g of soy every day for 20 years

Tfw no soy trap gf

tfw MDEgenerates runing one of the last decent subs around

good shit my dude

Alright chief

Hold my sushi

Yeah, people are noobs for believing any bs.

Maybe we should call them titty boys, cuz you know, there's a lot of actual estrogen in milk (and not isoflavones like in soy) and milk comes from a cows tits and way more people drink milk and that milk was designed to make baby calves into big ass cows.

Let's start a petition to change soy boy into something to do with milk.

What bout eating eggs? It literally came out of a chicken's vagina.

Soy is not a joke, you monster

Lmao be a man and post on your main. Wait, you can't, you got a sitewide suspension for being a literal pedophile.

But does it even mimic the effect? I thought it just chemically looked similar, but as we all know similar doesn't mean much in chemistry. Unless you think you can breathe CO just fine

The answer is not really. Soy doesn't feminize men or have any impact on sexual development.

https://academic.oup.com/jn/article/132/3/570S/4687378

The reality is Trumptards don't form opinions based on academic research.

They're not intelligent people.

Imagine being such a huge retard that you actually do research on a joke designed to trigger people

does it really trigger anyone though, when someone says "soyboy" I unironically cringe and imagine a world where their mothers weren't too fucking stupid to know what abortions were

It triggered /u/pizzashill

I imagine it would trigger the guy who unironically told me cuck is a white nationalist term

Yeah, pointing out that research doesn't support claims in relation to soy is "being triggered."

It's a joke not a dick, so why are you taking it so hard? Did your wife's boyfriend give it to her good tonight or something and you're super mad?

So yes, right?

At a certain point, ironic retardation is just regular retardation.

Boy, you must've gotten super mad

I think you're the one who has gotten triggered here, cuck

Did Jamal kick you out again?

sure, in terms of scale of faggotry though, doing "research" into soy to dunk on someone on the internet is way lower then the tusken-raider, alt-right dipshits that use soyboy and cuck as political terms.

Just pretending, eh.

More like being facetious and triggering the fuck out of everybody

This comment smells of soy

and people don't understand when a joke has run its course.

it's all the soy, it corrodes the brain

Interestingly enough, soy does not have that effect on Asian men, who are genetically predisposed to consuming soy without ill effects.

that mimics the effect of estrogen

No it doesn't you retard. Soy estrogen is a plant hormone and has 0 effect on humans.

Is it exaggerated? Sure. You would have to consume an unrealistic amount to have a real impact. However its effect is still a non zero amount.

No it isn't; plant estrogen has absolutely no effect on the human reproductive system. Estrogen is a descriptor of molecular shape, not role.

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Fuck off

t. triggered soyboy with a chink gf or t. triggered chink roastie with a white bf

You wish you could fuck a hot Asian girl, but unfortunately, a patchy neck beard filled with dorito crumbs doesn't do the trick, does it

>putting the word "hot" and "asian" in the same species 

Look, I mean you might think they're hot if you think one generic mold is hot. On the positive side, if your first dumps you, you can get a second that acts and looks exactly the same! If you manage to keep her around for a while (once she gets the green card she's out), you can dump her and get a newer model!

Also, I cannot grow a beard, unfortunately. Your characterization of me as a fat neckbeard is inncorrect. I am a 6'1 pale lanklet, which is arguably worse.

Also, feminazi only use strap ons, she would never lower herself into the degrading stance of "kneepads"

why are you memetexting on reddit you fucking loser

Also, I cannot grow a beard, unfortunately

Soyboy fucking confirmed

idk who hurt you, but I'm betting I can guess her ethnicity.

He's a Jew. The overbearing Asian bitch likely reminded him of his mother.

>trusting gussy

What did he expect?

Dude gussy lmao

Dude Dude gussy lmao lmao

Doesn't matter what she did to him. All I want to know is:was that crazy bitch hot?

She was a flutist... if you know what I mean.

she gives head by blowing past the edge of the dick

She goes full Jethro Tull on that bad boy

Nope

bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks.

But seriously fuck that cunt.

With a trombone

Art girls (including musicians) are crazy, I dated a few and all were problem after problem...

At best you're dealing with quirky penguin of d00m behavior.

She better play his clarinet really well to make up for that.

if she plays his clarinet she'll probably just fuck it all up like she's prone to

if anything she should be giving him hella blowjobs

Do people just give out their passwords to their email accounts when moving in with their SO? Incel here asking

Chad here, and no, roasties cannot be trusted with that sort of information.

Also Chad. Can confirm. I dont lock my phone kuz i just dump em when they get into my phone.

Normal person here all my passwords are saved on the browser 0 fucks given

Murder should be legal in some cases. Some kind of rating system, shitty behaviour would be one of them, the subject being white would be another, for example

Love makes you do crazy things. She can redeem herself, it is a bad mistake but everyone makes mistakes at some point.

👏That's👏What👏Racemixers👏Deserve👏

this is legit an article in the fucking washington post? Wow, diversity hiring really does fuck shit up

REEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO LOOK AT A NON-RIGHT WING SOURCE FOR A SECOND

ALL NEWS SHOULD JUST BE SCREECHING ABOUT LIBRULZ

"neutralvoter"

World is fucking brutal sometimes. Glad this guy eventually still got what he wanted.

Thank god im gay

Implying there are no crazy fags.

Another WMAF relationship for you

That is a criminal offence, those documents are authorised. It won't get enforced because cyber crimes are imaginary, but y'know. ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL REEEEEE

I wonder why his ex-girlfriend didn't accuse him of rape?